14x13 - Lebanon

[bunniefuu]

Dad's on a Hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days.

We got work to do.

[ Shouts ]

That door is giving. I can feel it giving.

[ Screams ]

[ Pounding on door ]

[ Grunting ]

♪ ♪

I know once you go Casper, things can be a little -- well, a lot crazy.

Sam: You came out here to see Mom?

Winchester Surprise?

I take all of that bologna, all that sliced cheese, and I put it onto a hot plate.

Dad comes home, and he picks up everything, chucks it in the trash.

Probably reminded him of you.

Sam!

Dean: It's a Ma'lak box.

Secured and warded.

Once inside... nothing gets out.

[ Grunts ]

We're the guys who save the world.

We don't just check out of it!

Let's go home.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Vehicle door closes ]

[ Conversations continue ]

Howdy, fellas.

Anything on the shelves, % off.

Today only.

Great. Well, actually, we are, uh -- we're looking for the good stuff.

The really good stuff.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Door opens ]

Everything back here is one of a kind.

You got your basics -- hands of glory, your Gris-Gris bags, your anointed dove's blood.

And then... we have the more premium items.

[ Chuckles ]

You boys ever mess with dragon's breath?

Actually, we're, uh -- we're searching for something pretty specific.

How specific?

The skull of Sarah Good.

She was ex*cuted during the Salem Witch Trial.

Oh, I know who she was.

And I think I can help you.

♪ ♪

[ Creaks ]

♪ ♪

I wouldn't do that.

♪ ♪

[ Creaks ]

♪ ♪

I'll tell you what.

I'll make you a deal.

I got this for a song at a flea market up in Pawtucket --

No, you didn't.

Belongs to Bart Kemp.

See, he was a friend of ours -- a Hunter.

Worked out of Boston up until last week.

Somebody k*lled him -- cut him clean in half.

See, when they, uh, found the body, his place had been emptied out, but I guess you already knew that, didn't you?

Huh.

♪ ♪

[ Grunts ]

Ohh!
[ Sword unsheathes ]

Now, this -- it's called Chrysaor.

Supposed to be able to cut through anything.

Sliced up your pal real good with just one swing, but you -- oh, you're a big boy.

You might take some work.

[ g*nsh*t, casing clinks ]

[ Thuds, sword clatters ]

They always talk too much.

Sam: Whoa. Dean, according to this, he's got a ton of occult objects here.

What do you want to do with all this crap?

[ Paper rustles ]
I don't know.

I mean, I-I guess we, u, take it home, right?

Right, yeah.

Good plan. Home.

It's...

[ Engine rumbling ]

[ Birds chirping ]

Eliot: People say they're brothers.

All I know is I was standing right here when I heard this -- bam!

[ Gasps ]

From the trunk of their car.

And then this, like, shallow breathing.

No way.

Eliot, you're creeping Max out.

Yeah.

[ Engine rumbling ]

That's them.

[ Car doors creak open ]

So what -- you're saying all this stuff is lethal?

Yeah, it looks like.

[ Bell chimes ]

[ Chuckling ] Hey.
The Campbell brothers.

Lemme guess -- the usual?

Make it a double.

Dean, listen to this --

uh, hangman's rope, fairy dust, John Wayne Gacy's cigar box.

So we're talkin', like, Flavors of weird, huh?

Pretty much, yeah.

Listen, Jack and Cass are out with Jules and her crew, but when they get back, they can give us a hand cataloging of all of this.

Oh, cataloging, fun.

Something like this -- maybe it's what we need, you know, to -- to... take your mind off things.
[ Chuckles lightly ]

Things? What things?

Oh, you mean that thing that's riding shotgun up in my head?

That thing?

I mean, think about it.

Where did they even come from?

Them or their weird sidekick with the trench coat.

And what about that kid with the dumb Bambi look on his face all the time?

So what?

That doesn't mean that they kidnapped Bigfoot or whatever.

[ Laughter ]

You guys are dicks.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Gotta bounce.

See you later?
At the thing?

Sure, yeah.

- Yeah.
- Us, too.

- Bye.
- Later.

Whatever their deal is, hey got an awesome car.

[ Breathes sharply ]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You're not gonna believe this.

It's called the Baozhu.

It's one of eight ancient Chinese treasures.

I-It's a pearl that grants wishes.

- Sort of.
- Sort of?

Well, technically, it's supposed to give you "what your heart desires."

That would be Michael outta my friggin' head.

Exactly.

So, you're telling me that the answer to all of our problems is sitting right outside in the ca--

[ Tires screeching ]

[ Engine revs ]

No, no, no, no, no!

What the...

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey!
Don't move!

I didn't see anything, I swear.

Okay. Listen, that car is dangerous, okay?

Swear to God, if anything happens to that car --

Please, I don't wanna die!

Die? Why --
Why would you...

Just tell us what you saw.

I don't wanna narc.

You don't have a choice.

Okay. It's this girl Max.

She's new in town, so I don't even know where she lives.

[ Wind rushing ]

Don't.

[ Door opens ]

[ Clears throat ]

- Help you?
- I hope so.

Um, I'm looking for a -- a local kid, a teenager --

Max something.
[ Chuckles ]

I feel bad.
I paid her to wash my car, but she took off before I could tip her, and I figured you knew everyone in town --

So you want me to give you an underage girl's address?

No, uh --

It's not like that.

I...
[ Sighs ]

Marta.
How's that grandson of yours?

Oh, he's a [chuckles] spoiled little jerk, but I love him.

[ Chuckles ]
'Course you do.

Uh, listen, my brother and I, we just need to talk to this girl, okay?

So, if you could help us out, I would -- I would really appreciate it.

Oh, now, Dean, I-I-I can't just go around handing out addresses all willy nilly.

I-I-I-I took a vow.

Please.

♪ ♪

But, um...

♪ ♪

[ Breathes deeply ]

I can tell you where to find her mother.

Oh.

All right.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna k*ll her.

Does Max have a phone?

O-Or do you have any idea where she might have gone?

She's supposed to be in school.

Skip day.

What day?

February th -- that's skip day.

Kids ditch school.

Some of them head out to this old house on Route -- throw a party.

It's a small town, man.

Kids got to blow off steam.

[ Dance music plays ]
[ Bird cawing ]

[ Indistinct conversations, laughter ]

♪ ♪

What is all this stuff?

Found it in the back of the car.

[ Laughs ]

Ugh, creeeepy.

No. It's awesome.

[ Door closes ]
Young man: Pizza's here.

Oh, thank God.

- Oh, I'm so excited for pizza.
- Me too.

- I haven't eaten all morning.
- Oh, well, I haven't had pizza...

[ Conversations continue ]

[ Indistinct whispering ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

♪ ♪

[ Lid creaking ]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hey!
Th-- Those guys, they're after Max, and they said something about --

Dude, one -- you're not supposed to be here.

Two -- chill.

Max can handle herself.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

♪ ♪

[ Blows ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Faucet handle creaks ]

♪ ♪

[ Faucet handle creaks ]

[ Ice crackling ]

♪ ♪

[ Gasps ]

[ Chuckles ]

♪ ♪

[ Engine rumbling ]

[ Engine shuts off, gearshift clicks ]

♪
♪ You know you're gonnaget the best of me ♪
♪

[ Bird cawing ]

Oh, baby.

Baby, baby, please tell me you're not hurt.

♪ ♪

Dean.

Back seat.

It's empty.

Bea: Ethan?
[ Door closes ]

Ethan, wait!

[ Panting ]

Ethan, wait!

- Wait, wait.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

What's going on?
What happened?

He said he saw a ghost.

It was a clown.
He said it tried to k*ll him!

[ Running footsteps ]

FBI!
Everybody out!

Let's go!
Move, move!

[ Crowd murmuring ]

- Go!
- FBI?

Hey, let's go.
Come on, huh?

All right.
[ Door closes ]

Any of this stuff scream "clown" to you?

♪ ♪

John Wayne Gacy's cigar box.

♪ ♪

[ Breathes sharply ]

I mean...

We should burn that right now.

Oh, yeah.

[ Lid creaks ]
A serial k*ller clown.

I mean, this is, like, the best/worst thing that's ever happened to you, you know, 'cause you love serial K*llers, but -- but you hate clowns.

Yeah, I get it, Dean.

Yeah, just saying.

[ Clatters ]

♪ ♪

[ Electricity crackling ]

Come on.

Sam...today.

♪ ♪

Sam.

♪ ♪

Screw this.

Eliot, no!

[ Grunts ]

♪ ♪

[ Screaming ]

♪ ♪

[ Breathing quickly ]
Uh...

Hey!

That was a ghost.

Yeah, yeah, okay, listen.

I-I know you need -- or you want some sort of rational explanation for what happened here, but... there isn't one.

My brother and I, we hunt things.

Evil things that shouldn't exist.

Dean: And we are damn good at what we do.

I knew it!

Yeah, but if most people out there knew the truth, if they knew what was out there --

They'd lose their freaking minds.

So what you saw here today, we're gonna keep that our secret.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Okay.

♪ ♪

John Wayne Gacy's ghost.

Well, that's one for the record books.

Dean.

Mm?

I think this is it.

- The pearl?
- Yeah.

Let's do it.

Are you -- Are you sure you don't want to call Mom or -- or wait for Cass?

No.
No, 'cause, you know, if this mojo works [ Bottle thumps lightly ] like you say, great.

If not... why get their hopes up?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, what do I...

I don't know.

I-I guess you -- you hold the pearl and -- and concentrate on what your heart desires.

Michael outta my head.

Got it.

♪ ♪

[ Electricity crackling ]

♪ ♪

[ Grunting ]

♪ ♪

[ g*n cocks ]

Don't you move.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Breathes sharply ]

Dad?

♪ ♪

Dean?

Sam?

What in the hell?

Sammy.

Aren't you supposed to be in Palo Alto?

Palo Alto?

What happened to you?

What year is it?

[ Scoffs ]

It's .

It's .

No.

How?

We, uh...

I-I think we summoned you.

♪ ♪

You boys better tell me what the hell is going on right now.

♪ ♪

So, you saved the world?

More than once.

Then it's all true.

God, the Devil, you boys smack in the middle.

Now you live in a secret bunker with an angel and Lucifer's kid.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And you've done this whole time-travel thing before?

A few times.

Actually, uh, our grandfather, your dad -- he's the one that helped us find this place.

I think he'd be real happy to know you're finally here.

Right. Man 'a Letters.

Yeah.

W-We're legacies...

because of you.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

So, you've, um -- you've been busy.

A little bit.

I-I don't...

I-I just...

♪ ♪

I just wish that I had been there to see it.

♪ ♪

Dad, none of this would have happened without you.

It's good. It's fine.

I-I went out takin' out Yellow Eyes.

I mean, that was the point, right?

I mean, get the thing that k*lled Mom.

♪ ♪

[ Slurps ]

Yeah, yeah, uh, Dad.

[ Door opens ]

About Mom...

Mary: Sam? Dean?

Mary?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Breathing deeply ]

[ Kissing ]

♪ ♪

[ Chuckling ] It's Dad.

This is amazing, man. I'm -- I'm -- I'm freaking out.

Yeah, I know. But, Dean -- Dean, listen.

What? What?

How did this happen?

I-I-I don't know.

You said that the -- the pearl gives you what your heart desires, right?

So, my heart desired --

I -- I've wanted this, man.

I've -- I've wanted this since I was years old.

Okay, I know, and I-I-I-I love this, too, Dean.

I do, honestly, but -- but messing with time --

No, no, no, Sam.

You know how this ends.
Things change.

Yeah, great -- we got our family back together.

I'll take that change.
That's not what I mean.

Stop.
Just stop, okay?

Look, can -- can we just have one family dinner?

Just one?

Us -- all of us together.

That's all I want.
Can you just give me that?

Dean -- [ Sighs ]

[ Footsteps departing ]
[ Scoffs ]

John: [ Sighs ]

This place [scoffs] -- I don't even know.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, when we -- we, uh, first moved in,

I-I think it kind of blew our minds, too.

[ Chuckles ]

Um, where's -- where's Mom?

Oh, she's, uh, gettin' your brother a shopping list.

She's gonna make that casserole of hers.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, Dean and I tried to make that once.

[ Chuckles ]

I, um...I remember.

I screwed up with you a lot, didn't I?

♪ ♪

[ Breathes deeply ]

♪ ♪

No, that's okay.

No, it's not.

Sammy, tell me the truth.

I don't want to talk about that.

You didn't have a problem talking about it before you left.

♪ ♪

Dad...

♪ ♪

...for me?

That fight...

♪ ♪

[ Chuckles ]

...that was a lifetime ago.

I don't even remember what I said, and --

[ Sighs lightly ]

♪ ♪

I mean...yeah.

You know what?

You did some messed-up things.

♪ ♪

But I don't...

♪ ♪

I mean, when I think about you...

♪ ♪

[Voice breaking]
...and I think about you a lot...

♪ ♪

...I don't think about our -- our fights.

♪ ♪

I think about you...

[ Sighs ]

I think about you on the floor of that hospital.

♪ ♪

And I think about how I never got to say goodbye.

[ Breathes sharply ]

♪ ♪

[ Sniffles, sighs ]

Sam.

Son.

I am so sorry.

♪ ♪

I'm sorry, too.

♪ ♪

But you did your best, Dad.

You --

You fought for us, and you loved us, and...

♪ ♪

...that's enough.

[ Breathes deeply ]

♪ ♪

Okay.

♪ ♪

Sam: Dean. Hold on. Hold on.

Just...

What?

Listen. You, um...

[ Sighs ]

You're right.

You want some company?

[ Engine rumbling ]

[ Brakes squeal lightly ]

[ Car shuts off, doors creak ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

All right.

I'll get the booze -- you get the food.

[ Bell chimes ]

All right, Jackson. It's celebration time.

Give me your best stuff.

Uh, do I know you?

It's Dean.

Campbell.

I come in here, like, always.

♪ ♪

Oh. Right.

Right.

♪ ♪

[ Door opens ]

♪ ♪

Sam: Hey, Max.

Weirdo.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hi.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Sighs ]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Dean.

Dean, we have a problem.

Yeah. Yeah, we do.
[ Cellphone beeps ]

Check this out.

Is that me?

According to the Internet, you run a law firm and love kale.

Wait till you check out your, uh, wannabe TED Talk.

Invest in a treadmill desk,
don't drink coffee,

and stick to
a raw food diet.

I mean, God bless kale --
am I right?

[ Laughter ]

Truth is...

All right -- No, no, it gets worse.

...and this
is hard to hear --

performing at your best

requires all
of your mental energy.

-Every last drop.
-Okay.

You see,
it's just not compatible

with something like,
uh...

hobbies or, uh --
or even having a family.

Okay. [ Cellphone beeps ]
That's enough of that.

Listen, Dean, there is a wanted poster for you hanging in the post office.

Oh, yeah, no, I-I Googled me, as well.

Um, lotta beheadings.

I was right -- messing with time changed things.

Well, I mean, I'm still hunting, but you're Internet famous.

So, what -- is there two of us running around here?

No, I don't think so. I think it's a temporal paradox.

We pulled Dad here from , right?

So time is self-correcting.

Our timeline is changing to this new one.

So, what do you mean?

It means, I think, that, if we don't fix this, then we become those other versions of ourselves.

Like, for real.

Okay, well, I'm cool, but you're -- ugh.

That's not the point. The point is, if -- if all this is different, then what else changed?

[ Wind rushing ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

♪ ♪

[ Rustling ]

♪ ♪

[ Sighs ]

Earth -- where you're always stepping in something.

Come on, Constantine.

I don't understand that reference.

You wouldn't.

[ Siren wailing in distance ]

How are we gonna tell Dad?

I don't know.

[ Scoffs ]
How are we gonna tell Mom?

[ Vehicles passing ]

♪ ♪

It's been hard moving around, but I'm happy.

[ Chuckles ]

Can I help you?

Bet you can.

See, I need to know... who's been messing with time.

I'm sorry?

Yeah, we sensed a -- well, let's call it a disturbance in the Force.

And in Heaven, well, we're -- we're not super fond of those.

In Heaven?

Yeah, yeah. In Heaven.

This town -- it's always been a little...muddy for us.

Some sort of...interference.

Hi.

So, I'm going to ask one more time -- who's been playing "Back to the Future"?

And you're going to tell me, or he --

What's the phrase I'm looking for?

He -- oh -- murders you all.

♪ ♪

My name is Castiel.

I'm an angel of the Lord.

[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Gasps ]

♪ ♪

Let's get out of here.

What the hell?

[ Energy pulsing ]

♪ ♪

[ Gasps ]

Get out. Go, go!
Go!

The Winchesters?

Zachariah?
Cass?

Now, I-I-I know we had big plans for you, and then your daddy just up and disappeared, which...

Oh. You.

This is all you.

Cass, you know us.

I don't know you.

♪ ♪

k*ll them.

♪ ♪

Cass, don't!

[ Grunting ]

♪ ♪

[ Choking ]

What did you do, Sam?

[ Choking ]

♪ ♪

[ Grunting ]

♪ ♪

What did you do?

Sam.

Speak, Ubu, speak.

[ Choking ]

What?

What is it?
[ Groaning ]

♪ ♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Both grunting ]

♪ ♪

[ Thuds ]

♪ ♪

[ Choking ]

♪ ♪

Aah!

♪ ♪

[ Breathing heavily ]

Ohh!

♪ ♪

[ Distorted ] Ohh!

♪ ♪

No. No, no, no, no, no, no!

[ Grunts ]

Cass.

Cass.

Stop it.

[ Choking ]

♪ ♪

[ Gasps ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

♪ ♪

A "temporal paradox"?

That's what Sam's calling it.

Egghead.
[ Chuckles ]

Basically, uh, if you don't go back,

Sam never gets back into the life, um, and Mom, she, uh...

What?

Well, without everything that we did -- with God, The Darkness -- she never comes back.

Sam thinks that she'll just fade away.

♪ ♪

Okay.

I mean, me versus your mom?

That's -- That's not even a choice.

♪ ♪

Does she know?

♪ ♪

[ Sniffles ]

How?

Uh, the, uh... the lore is pretty clear.

We destroy the pearl, and it unwinds all of this.

Dad goes back... and so will everything else.

♪ ♪

And he won't remember anything?

♪ ♪

No.

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Crying ] Sam, I can't.

I know.
I know, Mom.

[ Breathes deeply ]

[ Timer ringing ]

♪ ♪

You want to give your mom a hand?

Yeah.

♪ ♪

Dean.

I, uh -- I never meant for this.

Dad, we pulled you here.

No, son.

My fight.

It was supposed to end with me, with Yellow Eyes.

But now you -- you are a grown man, and I am incredibly proud of you.

♪ ♪

I guess that I had hoped, eventually, you would... get yourself a normal life, a peaceful life, a family.

♪ ♪

I have a family.

♪ ♪

Yeah.

♪ ♪

All right.
What's next?

♪ ♪

We eat.

♪ ♪

All right.

Near as I can tell, we have two choices.

All right, we can think about what's coming.

Or we can be grateful for this time that we have together.

Now, me...

I choose grateful.

So, to whatever brought us together, we owe you one.

Amen.

Amen.
[ "Till It Shines" plays ]

Amen.

Amen.

♪ ♪

[ Glasses clinking ]

Yeah!

♪ ♪

♪ I've been too long on these islands ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I've been far too long alone ♪

♪ I've been too long without summer ♪

♪ In this winter home ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Still, if we can make the effort ♪

♪ If we take the time ♪

♪ Maybe we can leave this much behind ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Till it shines ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Mm, till it shines ♪

♪ ♪

[ Music fading ]

Did you see them at dinner, way they looked at each other?

They just seemed happy, you know?

[ Scoffs ]

It doesn't feel fair to get all this and have to throw it away, and I know we have to.

But it just feels like, you know...

[ Dinnerware clatters lightly ]

Once we send Dad back... it's like none of this ever happened.

He -- He just goes back to -- to... to being Dad.

You saying you wish things would be different?

Don't you?

Can you imagine --

Dad in the past, knowing then what he knows now?

I...

I think it would be nice.

Yeah.

I used to think that, too.

But, uh...
[ Sighs ]

I mean, look, we've been through some tough times.

[ Scoffs ]
There's no denying that.

Yeah.

And for the longest time, I blamed Dad.

I mean, hell, I blamed Mom, too, you know?

I was angry.

But say we could send Dad back knowing everything.

Why stop there?

Why not send him even further back and let some other poor sons of b*tches save the world?

But here's the problem.

Who does that make us?

♪ ♪

Would we be better off?

Well, maybe.

♪ ♪

[ Sighs ]
But I got to be honest --

I don't know who that Dean Winchester is.

♪ ♪

And I'm good with who I am.

I'm good with who you are.

♪ ♪

'Cause our lives -- they're ours.

And maybe I'm just too damn old to want to change that.

♪ ♪

I hate this.

So do I.

♪ ♪

[ Sighs ] Okay.

♪ ♪

[ Sighs ]

My girl.

♪ ♪

[ Breathing sharply ]

[ Sniffles ]

I miss you so damn much.

[ Voice breaking ]
Me too.

[ Breathes sharply ]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You two.

♪ ♪

You take care of each other.

♪ ♪

We always do.

♪ ♪

Good to see you, Dad.

Yeah.

[ Breathes sharply ]

I am so proud of you boys.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Sniffles ]

I love you both so much.

♪ ♪

I love you, too.

[ Sighs ]

Okay.

[ Sighs ] Okay.

♪ ♪

I'm ready.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Sammy.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[ Pearl taps lightly ]

♪ ♪

[ Pearl shatters ]

♪ ♪

[ Shudders ]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Monsters!

Those guys hunt monsters!

[ Chuckling ]

That is so cool.

♪ ♪

[ Door creaks ]

[ Door thuds shut ]

♪ ♪

Mary, Sam, Dean.

♪ ♪

What happened?

[ Breathes sharply ]

What happened?

♪ ♪

Well, there's a story.

♪ ♪

[ Engine rumbling ]

♪ ♪

[ Cellphone ringing, vibrating ]

♪ ♪

Dean.

♪ ♪

No, I'm okay.

I just...

I just had one hell of a dream.

Yeah.

[ Chuckling ]
No, it was a good one.

I'm on my way back.

I'll see you soon.

♪ ♪