08x21 - Flightless Bird, American Mouth

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PREVIOUSLY ON “ONE TREE HILL”

QUINN: Guess where I'm going?

CLAY: Please don't say South Africa.

QUINN: I got an offer to sh**t a job in Puerto Rico. We're saying at the El Conquistador.

AUGUST: They still developing those condos at that basketball court of yours?

NATHAN: The Rivercourt. Yeah.

AUGUST: Two words Snipey Plover. It's a bird.

CHASE: All my life, I've wanted to fly. And lately, I've been feeling...A sense of obligation. I needed to take that drug test to join the Air Force.

BROOKE: And I took a pregnancy test. We're pregnant.

JULIAN: Baby! I knew you could do it.

RIVERCOURT

Mouth is at the Rivercourt. He is thinking.

MOUTH (Voice-over): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an historic night of basketball. I'm Mouth McFadden, along with my gamey partner, Jimmy Edwards, and, Jimmy, we're in a for a treat tonight.

NALEY'S HOUSE

Nathan and Jamie take some staff of camping.

JAMIE: It's a bird, the Snipey Plover. It's endangered.

NATHAN: How do you know these things?

JAMIE: I go to school, dad.

NATHAN: Well, that's good. You stay in school. Don't do dr*gs. What else do you know about the stripey plumber?

JAMIE: Snipey Plover. It eats insects and worms and stuff, it has orangey legs, and it lives in tall grassy

areas, near water.

NATHAN: Like the Rivercourt.

JAMIE: Yeah.

NATHAN: So, you sure they're endangered?

JAMIE: Uh-huh. Miss Lauren took us on a field trip, and I remember she said it was endangered right before Chuck threw up a bunch of chocolate milk he chugged on a dare. Why?

NATHAN: Because Chuck is an idiot.

JAMIE: No. Why does it matter if it's endangered?

NATHAN: Because if we can find your Snipey Plover, we can save the Rivercourt.

CLOTHES OVER BROS

Haley enters in the shop.

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Girls enters in the hotel.

LAUREN: So, wait -- what magazine are you sh**ting for, again?

QUINN: B. Davis.

BROOKE: I told her to take it since I'm back at the company.

ALEX: But now that...

BROOKE: I'm not back yet, but I will be soon.

ALEX: But I thought since... I forgot what I was gonna say.

QUINN: Anyway, it's not the cover for sure. They have a lot of photographers sh**ting, and then the best sh*t wins, so... Have you guys ever stayed here before?

BROOKE: No, but I've heard... Great things.

LAUREN: Oh, yeah, this'll do.

ONE TREE HILL – OPEN CREDITS

CLINN'S HOUSE

Nathan tells Clay he wants to do.

CLAY: Camping?

NATHAN: Yeah. I figured since training camp got pushed, you could hang with us instead. Except not in that shirt. Who are you, Brian Boitano?

CLAY: Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating.

NATHAN: That's my point exactly.

CLAY: Yeah. The thing is that Quinn's gone, and I kind of made plans.

NATHAN: Like what plans?

CLAY: Like I dragged my favorite chair up from the garage, put on my favorite shirt that you just made fun of. I have some magazines to read, my laptop, and a cooler full of drinks.

NATHAN: Clay, the refrigerator's right there.

CLAY: True, but here's something you don't know about me. I love a drink from a cooler, but not just any cooler. The ice has to be melted just right so it's half-ice, half-water, total refreshment.

NATHAN: You're really a strange guy.

CLAY: I know.

NATHAN: No, seriously -- you're stranger than I thought you were.

CLAY: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. I'm an odd duck. Why don't you just have Jamie camp out by the pool?

NATHAN: We're trying to find a bird to save the Rivercourt.

CLAY: Yeah, I'm not feeling that.

NATHAN: Don't make me roll out the secret w*apon.

(Nathan brought back Jamie)

JAMIE: Ple-e-e-e-ase?

RIVERCOURT

Guys install equipment.

NATHAN: Oh, yeah, that'll do.

JAMIE: This is gonna be a blast, huh, Clay?

CLAY: Yeah, this is real awesome.

JAMIE: How come he's wearing mom's shirt?

Chase, Chuck and Julian arrive.

CHASE: Hey, Skolnick, get back here and carry something!

CHUCK: Fine. Geez.

CHASE: Snipey Plover!

NATHAN: Adams, Baker, and Skolnick – it's like a bad law firm. Thank you.

CHUCK: Chuck!

NATHAN: Nathan. [ Laughs ]

JULIAN: What's up, my fellow ornithologists?

CLAY: I'm kind of "hornithologist" with Quinn being out of town.

JULIAN: Yeah, Brooke's gone, too.

CHASE: Alex, too. I mean...Why would I care if Alex was gone?

NATHAN: Nice try.

JULIAN: Uh-huh.

CLAY: Yep, just hanging out in a swamp with a bunch of dudes looking for an endangered bird while my girl takes pictures of supermodels in bikinis.

CHASE: Well, at least you look fabulous doing it, Brian Boitano.

JULIAN: You know how those things are from the inside, it's not so glamorous. How much better could it be?

BEACH

Girls bronze with the sun.

BROOKE: This is amazing.

LAUREN: Really amazing.

BROOKE: I know, right?

LAUREN: Hey, what are we gonna do tonight?

QUINN: Well, I have to sh**t, but then, uh, later we can go to dinner or whatever.

ALEX: I vote Sushi.

QUINN: Ooh, I second that. And then we could go dancing or have drinks or whatever.

ALEX: I vote all three, drinks, dancing, and all kinds of whatever.

LAUREN: That sounds perfect.

QUINN: Brooke?

BROOKE: Sure. Why not?

QUINN: All right, well, I better go make sure everything's good. I'll text you guys later.

LAUREN: Perfect.

BROOKE: Okay.

ALEX: Okay.

LAUREN: I'm gonna go get some mojitos. You guys want anything?

BROOKE: No, thanks.

ALEX: Thanks for inviting us, Quinny.

BROOKE: Yeah.

QUINN: I'm so glad you all could be here. I'll see you later.

BROOKE/ALEX: Bye! Bye!

(Quinn and Lauren leave)

BROOKE: Really?

ALEX: What?

BROOKE: Drinking and Sushi?

ALEX: Ohh, right total bun in the oven. Why don't you just tell Lauren and Quinn you're pregnant?

BROOKE: I can't. It's too early, and Julian and I agreed we wouldn't tell anyone yet.

ALEX: Well, it's fine. I'm an actress, you can fake it, and I will help you.

STREET

Millie makes a report.

MILLICENT: Whatever happened to honesty, to honor, and to being a good neighbor? Now, I may not look like it, but I am a reasonable person. And every morning I get up, and maybe I'm a little late. So I rush out of my place, and I end up dodging dog poop in my yard. Dog poop. Do I have a dog? No. So I have tracked the irresponsible offenders to this address. This is the Hays residence, and payback is a female dog. Clean up your doggy mess, you mongrels! Curb your dogs, people. It's the right thing to do, and it's the law. I'm Millicent Huxtable, and, boy, am I pooped.

JERRY'S OFFICE

Jerry has a conversation with Millicent.

JERRY: "I'm Millicent Huxtable, and I'm pooped"? Where do you come with this stuff?

MILLICENT: I don't know. It just... Comes from my mouth.

JERRY: Well, here's the thing they're getting rid of the morning news and they're going with a morning show, and your rants have got their attention.

MILLICENT: Really? That's great.

JERRY: Tomorrow you're gonna go live again. Okay, now, consider that your audition, but, Millie, they've seen you do funny, and they've seen you do angry. Maybe switch it up a bit, give them something sweet or serious.

MILLICENT: I can totally do serious.

JERRY: Maybe don't go with the costume.

MILLICENT: Got it.

CLOTHES OVER BROS

Haley put the store in work.

BEACH

Brooke and Alex go on sand. They join Quinn who will make a photoshoot.

ALEX: So pretty.

BROOKE: Quinn, this is so cool!

ALEX: This is awesome.

QUINN: Thank you. Where's Lauren?

ALEX: Uh, she went back to the hotel a little bit too many mojitos. Erhn. Ahh, look at how bad-ass

you are! This looks amazing. I want to be photographed out here and look awesome.

QUINN: Right?

BROOKE: Look at all this stuff. I bet you could make anyone look good.

ALEX: Hey, Clothes Over Bros fashion sh**t? Hello?

BROOKE: Not you. I'm just saying, a lot of the models that we used on our sh**t were kind of strange-looking in...person.

ALEX: Yeah. She's a dog.

BROOKE: Wow.

TARYN: Quinn?

QUINN: Hi. Taryn.

TARYN: Hi.

QUINN: It's so nice to meet you. I'm such a big fan. Ohh. These are my friends Brooke and Alex.

BROOKE: Hi.

ALEX: Hi. Alex Dupré.

TARYN: Hi. Nice to meet you.

BROOKE: Brooke Davis.

TARYN: Hi.

BROOKE: Holy hell. You are beautiful.

TARYN: Oh, thank you.

ALEX: Okay, well, you guys have a great sh**t, and, um, we'll see you later. Bye.

BROOKE: Bye. My God.

MOUTH'S APARTMENT

Milllie enters in the apartment.

MILLICENT: I need a great idea. What are you doing?

MOUTH: Hey.

MILLICENT: What -- what was that?

MOUTH: What?

MILLICENT: You were standing on your head.

MOUTH: So?

MILLICENT: So, why were you standing on your head?

MOUTH: I just haven't done it in a while. Have you?

MILLICENT: No, but that's a little strange, honey.

MOUTH: I know. So, why do you need a great idea?

MILLICENT: Because they're doing a new morning show, and tomorrow my live segment is my audition.

MOUTH: That's amazing.

MILLICENT: Yeah... But they said they've seen me be funny and angry. They want to see me be serious.

MOUTH: Then you should do that story on the Rivercourt. It's local, it's timely, and you'll be great.

MILLICENT: You'll help me?

MOUTH: Of course. Let's get the camera.

MILLICENT: It was weird that you were standing on your head, right?

MOUTH: Totally. In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird, Millie. I'm an odd duck.

RIVERCOURT

Guys put a camera to sh*t birds.

CHUCK: So, what's the plan, anyways?

NATHAN: We use Julian's camera and roll it continuously. Then we'll take turns switching out the memory cards. Hopefully, that'll get us some footage of the snarling rover.

JAMIE: Snipey Plover.

JULIAN: Plus, it's a full moon tonight, so we should have plenty of light.

CHUCK: That's it? We're just gonna film it? Man, I thought we were gonna catch it. I brought my slingshot!

CHASE: Chuck, the Snipey Plover's an endangered species.

CHUCK: So?

JAMIE: So that doesn't mean you sh**t it with a slingshot.

CHUCK: Lame.

NATHAN: Speaking of lame, where's Clay?

BEACH

Quinn makes a photoshot with Taryn.

QUINN: That's perfect. Now give me "slightly hung over."

TARYN: You know, you could have just come to my room this morning. It looked just like this.

QUINN: I like that better. You can relax for a sec.

TARYN: You know, this is really fun, Quinn.

QUINN: You think? I just wanted to do something different than just beach.

TARYN: If it matters, it's my favorite so far.

QUINN: That means a lot. Thanks.

MAN: Mine, too.

QUINN: It's good, but, um...It could be better. Better.

RIVERCOURT

Jamie and Chuck plays near a bulldozer.

JAMIE: Better not.

CHUCK: I'm just going to check it out. You don't have to climb up if you're chicken.

JAMIE: I'm not chicken.

CHUCK: Then climb. Pretty cool, huh?

JAMIE: Yeah.

CHUCK: Hey, check it out. My mom let me borrow her phone for the camping trip. Maybe tonight we can crank-call some people.

JAMIE: Caller I.D.

CHUCK: So? They'll think it's my mom. No way.

JAMIE: Don't what are you doing?

CHUCK: I just want to see what happens.

JAMIE: Don't do it.

(Nathan calls them)

NATHAN: Jamie! Chuck!

CHUCK: Gotcha!

JAMIE: I knew you weren't gonna do it.

CHUCK: No duh. You think I'm crazy?

RESTAURANT IN PUERTO RICO

Girls eats some sushi.

QUINN: How good is this Sushi?

TARYN: So good.

LAUREN: Oh, my God, these mojitos are like liquid heaven. Okay, I think I'm a little buzzed.

ALEX: Okay, man at 3:00 wearing a blouse. Don't look yet! Okay, now.

(Brooke puts her sushi in her bag)

TARYN: Oh, bad choice.

LAUREN: Yeah, unless you're Brian Boitano.

QUINN: I think Clay has that shirt.

LAUREN: Oh, no.

RIVERCOURT

Nathan comes back with pizzas.

NATHAN: All right, now, this is what I call roughing it.

CLAY: Snipey Plover.

JAMIE: Oh, did you find him?

JULIAN: I don't know. We have to download these memory cards and check the footage. But the camera's all set for another four hours.

NATHAN: Well, I caught us some pizza in the wild so we can have some dinner.

CHASE: Nice.

CLAY: Wait -- do you guys know why the Snipey Plover is endangered? It lays its eggs on the ground. I mean, the stupid bird doesn't even build a nest. What?

NATHAN: Can I get a drink from your half-water/half-ice cooler?

CLAY: It's not so strange now, is it?

NATHAN: It's still strange. We're just very thirsty.

CLAY: Mm. All right, look. All I'm saying is that this is nature's way of controlling things. It's Darwinism on display. Just build your nest somewhere high, you lazy bird.

JULIAN: Who knew male figure skaters were so angry?

NATHAN: Clay, we got pizza, beer perfect night. I mean, I know you wanted to stay home, but come on, man. Is there any place you'd rather be right now?

CLAY: Puerto Rico.

NIGHTCLUB IN PUERTO RICO

Girls dance.

CLOTHES OVER BROS

Haley puts some curtains

NIGHTCLUB IN PUERTO RICO

Girls drinks some tequila.

BROOKE: Ooh, what are those?

TARYN: Tequila!

ALEX: I can't. I'm sober.

LAUREN: Ahh, more for me!

QUINN: Right to an amazing day.

LAUREN: And a just-starting night.

GIRLS: Whoo! Yeah! Cheers!

(Brooke thrown her glass behind her)

GIRL: Hey! ¿Por qué tú hace?</i>

BROOKE: I am so sorry. I'm sorry. I...

Brooke get out and find some food. She starts to eat. Quinn joins her.

QUINN: Would you like some water to go with that? Hmm?

BROOKE: Thank you.

QUINN: Congratulations, by the way.

BROOKE: For what?

QUINN: Well, you're scarfing that down like a homeless person, but you didn't touch your Sushi, and you were tossing your drinks over your shoulder all night, so congratulations on being pregnant? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

BROOKE: It's early, and we haven't told anybody yet.

QUINN: I promise when you tell me for real, I'll act surprised. I'm so excited for you and Julian!

BROOKE: Thank you.

(Lauren arrives)

LAUREN: Hey. Has you guys seen my shirt? Huh? Huh?

BROOKE: I'm sorry.

MOUTH'S APARTMENT

Millicent is nervous, Mouth tries to comfort her.

MOUTH: Make sure you speak to the fact that it's generational, that small towns are defined by places and things that we sometimes take for granted.

MILLICENT: I will.

MOUTH: You nervous?

MILLICENT: Yes.

MOUTH: Don't be. This is your time, honey.

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Taryn and Quinn bring back Lauren in her hotel-room.

QUINN: Here we go. Here we go.

LAUREN: Oh! Oh, oh! Hey, hey! Have you guys seen my shirt?

QUINN: Oh, you're wearing it, baby.

LAUREN: Oh, hey, there it is!

QUINN: Yay. All right. Are you sure you're okay?

LAUREN: No, no, I am <i>awesome.</i>

QUINN: Ohh. Ohh. Okay. You --

TARYN: Yeah.

LAUREN: Oh, my gosh, you look just like a model.

TARYN: Ohh.

LAUREN: Just if you had bigger boobies.

TARYN: Ah. Oh! Okay. Thank you.

LAUREN: Okay. Night. Nighty night.

QUINN: Time for bed. Bye.

TARYN: Good night. Bye!

LAUREN: I had – bye. I love you. I love you.

TARYN: I love you.

QUINN: Go to sleep. All right. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

TARYN: She's fun. No, no, no.

QUINN: Yeah, she had a blast tonight. Yeah. We all did. Thanks for hanging with us.

TARYN: Oh, no problem. I had a great time, and the sh**t was amazing.

QUINN: Thank you. Okay, I have one more picture request. It's kind of a boyfriend thing.

TARYN: Oh, I get it all the time. Let's do it.

QUINN: Okay, good. All right.

RIVERCOURT

Clay receives the photo.

CLAY: I should have gone to Puerto Rico.

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Girls send text to their boy-friends.

RIVERCOURT

Guys receives their text and Nathan sends text to Haley.

NALEY'S HOUSE

Haley receives her text.

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Lauren takes some picture of herself in bikini.

LAUREN: Aah! Okay.

(Lauren makes fall her cellphone)

LAUREN: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(She leaves the room and the door is closed. She takes the elevator to go to recover it and meets Taryn)

TARYN: Hey.

LAUREN: Hey.

RIVERCOURT

Nathan talks with Julian.

NATHAN: You all right?

JULIAN: Yeah. I like it like this. Thought I would check the footage and look for our friend, the Plover.

NATHAN: Any luck?

JULIAN: Nope. Maybe in the morning. It's nice of you to do this spend a weekend trying to help Jamie. I'm sure he appreciates it.

NATHAN: Yeah. You know, sometimes I think about when we were kids and the memories I have of my parents and their friends. And then I think, "this is what they'll remember when they look back." You know, these are the days that they'll stories about. That's when I feel like I can do better, that I have the responsibility to try. You know, Jamie's gonna miss you when you leave to New York. He'll miss you and Brooke. We all will.

JULIAN: Uh... We're not leaving. Brooke passed on the job.

NATHAN: How come?

JULIAN: Because she's pregnant.

NATHAN: But I-I thought...

JULIAN: That she couldn't get pregnant? So did we. But she is. We just found out. I'm not supposed to tell anybody yet, so...

NATHAN: You fertile bastard. Wow.

JULIAN: I hope it's a girl and that she's just like her mom and that someday, she'll be best friends with Lydia Scott.

NATHAN: I'll drink to that. Cheers.

JULIAN: Cheers.

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Quinn gets out, Taryn sees her.

TARYN: Quinn!

QUINN: Hey! You're up early.

TARYN: Yeah, you, too. Where you off to?

QUINN: Thought I'd drive around the city and sh**t a little, sort of stray from the beaten path, you know?

TARYN: Oh, I love that. Well, maybe I'll see you later.

QUINN: I hope so. Hey, you want to come?

RIVERCOURT

Clay and Nathan walk a little.

NATHAN: So, how you doing, Evans?

CLAY: 800...that's the thread count of my sheets at home. The tent did not get it done last night.

NATHAN: You know the thread count of your sheets. Triple salchow right now. When the Rivercourt's gone, a lot of memories are gonna go with it. I used to train with Q there, Jimmy Edwards, my Uncle Keith. It's worth a weekend to try to save that.

CLAY: Yeah, I know. The truth is, I wouldn't have missed it.

NATHAN: I know. I am thinking about going on a coffee run, though.

CLAY: Thank God. I don't understand camping. We have houses. We have beds, showers, flatirons.

Julian and Chase talk together.

CHASE: So, you must be excited about Brooke's...Thing I'm not supposed to know about.

JULIAN: We're totally excited, and we appreciate you not saying anything, even though I might've slipped up and told Nathan last night.

CHASE: Mm. I don't know anything about that.

JULIAN: So, why'd you have to take a drug test, anyway?

CHASE: Well. Since I'm carrying around your secret, I guess you could carry around mine. I joined the Air Force.

JULIAN: Wow. That's big.

CHASE: Yeah. And I got to leave soon.

(Chuck heard the conversation)

CHASE: Hey, Chuck, buddy.

CHUCK: I want to go home.

STREET IN PUERTO RICO

Quinn and Taryn are in a car. They see children.

QUINN: Sometimes it strikes me how poverty and privilege become silent neighbors and the world

just keeps going 'cause it has to.

MOUTH'S APARTMENT

Millie repeats her speech for the report.

MILLICENT: "I'm standing here today on a small piece of history. A small piece of Tree Hill history."

RIVERCOURT

Chuck is in the Chase's car. He wants to talks with anyone.

CHASE: Chuck, just open the door and let me explain.

CHUCK: You didn't even tell me!

CHASE: I was going to. I promise! Just open the door.

CHUCK: You have the keys.

CHASE: It's an old car, Chuck. I have the ignition key. I don't have the door key. So, come on. Open up.

CHUCK: Just forget it! I want to go home!

CHASE: Well, you won't open the door, so...I guess you're stuck in here.

PLACE IN PUERTO RICO

Quinn and Taryn look at guy who play in dominos.

GUYS: Oh!

QUINN: How'd you like to do a little work?

(Taryn plays with guys)

GUYS: Aah!

Then Quinn takes a policeman in photo.

RIVERCOURT

Chase tries to talks with Chuck but he doesn't want.

CHASE: I tried talking to him, but he's really upset.

JULIAN: He won't do anything crazy, will he?

CHASE: We're talking about Chuck here.

CLAY: He makes a good point.

(Indeed, Chuck starts to drive the bulldozer)

JULIAN: Oh, no. Is that...?

CHASE: Chuck!

Chase tries to stop Chuck but he can't.

CHASE: Chuck! Chuck, shut it off! Chuck, shut it off!

CHUCK: I can't! I don't know how!

JULIAN: Come on. Come on. Come on.

STREET IN PUERTO RICO

Quinn takes some children in photo.

RIVERCOURT

Chuck gets out in the bulldozer.

CHUCK: I'm sorry.

CHASE: Come on. What were you thinking?

CHUCK: I didn't mean to!

CHASE: Well, for not meaning to, you sure as hell did it! That was really stupid! You know that?! You could have k*lled yourself or someone else!

CHUCK: I just...I don't want you to go.

CHASE: Hey.

CHUCK: I don't want you to go.

Guys contest debris.

CLAY: My chair, my half-ice/half-water cooler of drinks.

JAMIE: Well, at least we put the shirt out of its misery.

NATHAN: What the hell happened?

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Lauren joins girls to breakfast but she remember of anything of yesterday.

LAUREN: What the <i>hell</i> happened?

BROOKE: How you feeling, sunshine?

LAUREN: Shame. So much shame.

BROOKE: Come on. It couldn't have been <i>that</i> bad.

LAUREN: Um, I texted semi-nude photos to someone last night.

BROOKE: What?

ALEX: You slut! To who?

LAUREN: I don't know. I lost my phone.

BROOKE/ALEX: Oh, no. Oh, no.

LAUREN: And I locked myself out of my hotel room in my underpants.

BROOKE: Oh, my God.

ALEX: Oh, no. That's epic.

BROOKE: Who do you think you would have sent them to?

LAUREN: Ugh. I don't know, probably Antwon.

BROOKE: I'm gonna text him and find out if he got them.

LAUREN: No, no, no, please, no.

BROOKE: Yes!

ALEX: Oh, this is so much fun.

LAUREN: You guys, I am a teacher. I have parents' numbers in my phone. Oh, so much shame. Ow.

ALEX: Ohh. Oh, honey.

RIVERCOURT

Chase and Chuck talk.

CHASE: I hope you know I was gonna tell you. As a matter of fact, you're the one I was worried about the most.

CHUCK: Why?

CHASE: Because I'm gonna miss you. Because we're friends.

CHUCK: Are you ever gonna come back?

CHASE: Dude, of course I'm gonna come back.

CHUCK: That's what my dad said. I heard him downstairs, so I got up. He was just opening the door. I said, "hey, dad, where you going? He said, "I'm gonna go get you a new bike, then I'm gonna come back and teach you to ride it." I sat on the porch and waited till it got dark out. And then my mom came and got me. For the longest time, I was sure something happened to him. I didn't know how to feel when I found out he was okay. He just didn't want us anymore.

CHASE: That's not gonna happen with me, okay? I'll be back in no time.

CHUCK: You promise?

CHASE: Promise.

CHUCK: I never did learn to ride a stupid bike. Don't tell anyone?

HOTEL IN PUERTO RICO

Girls talk.

BROOKE: I can't...Oh. Well, Antwon says he didn't get any pictures from you, but that he'd like some.

ALEX: Okay, maybe you sent them to someone who's next to Antwon in your address book. Let me check mine.

LAUREN: Honestly, if it's not him, I don't know who I would have texted.

BROOKE: I don't know.

ALEX: That would be Antonio Banderas.

BROOKE: What?

ALEX: You sent Antonio Banderas naked pictures.

LAUREN: Semi-naked photos, and he's in my phonebook under "skills." But could I please have Antonio Banderas' phone number?

BROOKE: Yeah, me, too. I'll take that.

ALEX: Ehh! Oh, no!

BROOKE: Oh!

LAUREN: Who is next to skills in my phone?

RIVERCOURT

Guys try to find Snipey Plover.

NATHAN: Well! We gave it a sh*t, jame. We ruined some protected wetlands, but we gave it a sh*t.

JAMIE: Dad, look!

CLAY: Hmm. Like I said smart bird, making its nest in the ground like that.

Millie prepares for her report.

MAN: 20 seconds, Millie.

MILLICENT: Thank you for helping me, Marvin.

MOUTH: Of course. You're gonna do great.

MILLICENT: How many nights in high school did you spend here, practicing to be an announcer?

MAN: 10 seconds.

MOUTH: I don't know. Pretty much all of them.

MAN: Going live in 3, 2, 1...

MILLICENT: “I'm standing here today on a small piece of history in Tree Hill. No costumes, no catchphrases just a story about a local landmark that is soon to be erased, developed into condominiums unless something changes. The landmark is called the Rivercourt, and for those who loved it, its absence will be heartbreaking. For more on this story, here's someone who learned his craft here my colleague, Marvin McFadden.”

MOUTH: “It's been host to authors, NBA players, local legends, and fashion designers. Notable musicians have played here both concerts and games of "horse." And on gentle summer nights as the staccato rhythms of worn leather on fading asphalt mixes with the white noise of the distant nightlife

across the Cape Fear, kids have grown up here. I should know. I was one of them. Now development threatens to erase this place. Commerce is commerce. That's not really the point, is it? The truth is, a town's identity is made up of places like this one. And once they're gone, they're gone. Some people who care about this court have uncovered a nest nearby that could be the key to stopping the bulldozers you see behind me. But even so, do we have to find a technicality to preserve our town's history? A lot of lost kids found their way to something better in this park. In a confusing world, at a confusing time in their lives, they found something that made sense here, and they became better people because of it. Surely that is worth preserving. For Millicent Huxtable...Who I love with all my heart, I'm Marvin McFadden reporting.

MAN: And we're out.

MILLICENT: That was so good.

CLAY: Whoo!

CHUCK'S HOUSE

Chase comes with a surprise.

CHUCK: What's going on?

CHASE: Well I thought you might want to hang on to this while I'm gone.

CHUCK: Cool! Can you teach me to ride it?

CHASE: Yeah, absolutely.

CHUCK: Man, this is better than those pictures Miss Lauren sent me.

CHASE: Yeah, you might not want to tell skills that, Skolnick.

CLOTHES OVER BROS

Haley makes a surprise to Brooke.

HALEY: You got it, there? No peeking. All right, you ready?

BROOKE: Okay. It's just like...

HALEY: Karen's Café. Karen's Café was always so special to us. Karen made sure of that, and...and you, too, and I just thought, maybe after you move, I'll re-open it and call it Karen's Café. And maybe Jamie and Lydia will feel the same way that we did safe, you know? What do you think?

BROOKE: I think that sounds perfect. But it looks like I might be sticking around, so how would you like a partner?

HALEY: Of course. I would love that, but what happened? I thought -- why aren't you moving to New York?

BROOKE: Because I'm pregnant.

HALEY: Are you serious?

BROOKE: Yeah.

HALEY: Oh, my God! Oh, my...

RIVERCOURT

Jamie and Nathan plays basketball.

NATHAN: All right, buddy, make this, and the Rivercourt stays like this forever. Ready?

(Jamie makes a sh*t)

NATHAN: Yeah! Yes! Yeah!

End of the episode.