02x02 - Quid Pro Quo

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A dark mentorship forms between Deborah, a legendary Vegas comic, and an outcast 25-year-old comedy writer.
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02x02 - Quid Pro Quo

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- [RUMBLING]
- BOTH: [GASPS]

[PHONE CHIMING]

Wow, your phone's really blowing up.

- What's happening?
- [CHIMING CONTINUES]

I'm not getting service.

Oh, my God, what did you do?

Okay, okay. I can explain.

Drop it!

Drop it! Barry, drop it.

You know grapes can k*ll you.

Reach into his mouth.

Reach into his mouth!

Barry, look at Mommy. Look at Mommy.

Spit it out.

[DIANA ROSS' "THAT'S
HOW YOU START OVER"]

I love that smell! [LAUGHS]

Jet fuel and melting rubber?

Yup. Vegas, baby.

- Welcome home.
- Thank you.

Are you headed to the Shops At Crystals?

No, no, straight to the house.

You know, you go ahead.
I'm just gonna call a car

and head back to the Palmetto,
I have some stuff to get,

I have a couple calls to make, so...

No, you're going with me.

We got a lot of work to do, kiddo.

♪ I just want to lend an ear ♪

♪ You can run for cover ♪

♪ Oh, but darling, don't you see ♪

♪ For every smile, there's a teardrop ♪

♪ And that's just how it's gonna be ♪

♪ So it went wrong ♪

That was fast.

No, no, it's good. It's good.

That was the old show.
I'm done with that.

We're gonna work this
new one out on the road

and it's gonna get me a
bigger and better residency.

And the Palmetto can kiss my ass.

Totally.

You know, I haven't been this excited

about my material in years.

It's invigorating when you b*mb

and you have to start from scratch.

It's like when you clean out your closet

and you buy a whole new wardrobe.

Can't relate.

I still wear my bras
from the eighth grade.

Now those bras you should burn.

- [LAUGHS]
- [PHONE BUZZES]

Oh, put him on speaker.
I need to talk to him.

- Jimmy.
- Are you trying to put me in the ground?

Uh, you're here... it's
me and Deborah in the car.

Oh, hey, Deborah. I'm on speaker.

What are you guys doing?

I wanna have a meeting
in to plan this tour.

I'll get Damien and
Marcus. We'll call you back.

Great and Ava, maybe afterward you can

just give me a quick
call, you can just catch...

Hey, Ben, turn that up.

♪ Until you finally learn ♪

♪ Isn't that the point of it ♪

♪ Is that love will come again ♪

♪ That's how you start over ♪

♪ That's how you begin again ♪

Kayla, we've been over what is

inappropriate behavior in the past.

I said I'm sorry. Okay?

I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm being,

like, arrested for wearing
pajamas on a business trip.

They were not pajamas.
It was silk lingerie.

Okay, the fashion police is here.

I didn't know I was going
on a trip with Stacy London.

Okay guys, let's be careful
not to police anyone's fashion,

but also, Kayla, it did
make Jimmy uncomfortable.

Look, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable

with her staying on my desk.

But I don't, like, get that

because he was, like, my babysitter.

Like, he's changed my diapers.

[CHUCKLES] What are you talking about?

I was not your babysitter.

We were around each other
as kids 'cause our dads

were in business together,
but I never babysat you.

Um, I literally remember
you changing my diaper.

Ew, Kayla! You don't
remember being a baby.

You don't even remember my lunch order.

Uh, Mendocino Farms
Chinese chicken salad!

Well that's a first!

Kayla, your behavior was

interpreted as a sexual advance

and anything of a sexual nature

is against Latitude's code of conduct.

Okay, I just think
that it's gonna be hard

because, you know, we work
in the entertainment business.

And every movie or TV show's about sex.

That is so not true.

Name one movie that's not about sex.

"Sophie's Choice", "Schindler's List",

"Saving Private Ryan."

Okay, name one movie that's
not about sex or Nazis.

- "Cast Away."
- That's about masturbation.

Okay, Barbara, help me out here please.

Um, "Babe: Pig In The City."

Oh, my God.

Okay, so on this tour

I wanna do dates before Christmas.

That means I think we should start

in the San Francisco Orpheum
and move our way east.

Love that idea, but I do think a lot

of the larger venues are
likely already booked.

That's fine. I'll do drop ins.

I'll do whatever it takes.

I mean, I don't expect
this to be a money maker.

It's all about back to basics.

And we need a really good
tour manager, Vinny DeMoan.

Oh, uh, he... d*ed.

Oh. Did we send flowers?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Well, we gotta get somebody really good.

Okay, yup. I'll have
Kayla check some avails.

Love it. Oh, by the way,

put Helen and Marcel on retainer so that

they're available when
I get the new residency.

So they've already put in
their two weeks' notice.

They're doing makeup
for the Blue Man Group.

Oh.

Well, they probably need less
time in the chair than I do.

[LAUGHTER]

Damien, did you check into
that tour bus I sent you?

I did. Unfortunately,

it's currently in use by Lil U*i Vert.

- Lil...
- U*i Vert.

Okay, look, does anybody
have anything positive to add?

I think this could be a great time

to repaint the moldings
in the sitting rooms.

Yes. Thank you, Josefina.

Thank you. This is good, this is good.

Everybody's busy. We got lots to do.

Oh, and Marcus, this means
I'm gonna be on the road,

you'll have a lot more time
for your favorite water cop.

- So true.
- [LAUGHS]

Let's circle back to the moldings.

- I have a connection at Valspar.
- Ooh.

- And I'm thinking maybe eggshell or satin?
- Mm, satin, satin.

Okay.

[LINE RINGING]

Hey, this is Jimmy Lusaque Jr.

Leave a message. [BEEP]

[LINE RINGING]

- Hello?
- Hi, Daisy.

It's Ava from that horrible meeting.

I mean, it started good.

Yeah, I recall.

Okay, so look, I really shouldn't
have sent you that email.

I mean, my bad. My bad , , you know?

Anyway, I'm calling as a
friend to say you really

shouldn't use anything from the email.

I mean, for your own sake.
Deborah can be very litigious,

and I think she'll
come after you is all.

And I just don't think
you want that kind of

a headache in the
first season of a show.

Oh, well that's very kind
of you, but we actually

just forwarded your email to the studio.

And since you very specifically
ended your note with:

"I officially release my
permission over these stories",

we're sorted.

Okay, I shouldn't have sent that.

I was way out of line. I was just upset

and Deborah had just slapped me and...

Wait, she slapped you?

- Was that not in the email?
- No.

[WHIMPERING]

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

- Ah, sh*t.
- ♪ Jingle all the way ♪

Is that "Jingle Bells?"

Yeah, I'm in Deborah's Christmas room.

Don't use that.

You know, I'm gonna do you a
favor and just hang up, yeah?

- Thank you.
- ♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

Hi, honey.

You're eating Josefina's chicken pot pie

and it's a.m. What's wrong?

No, don't, don't.

Don't psychoanalyze
my pot pie, all right?

Okay, okay. I just meant that, you know,

the last time you did this was
when Carrot Top ghosted you.

Well, if he didn't wanna date,

then he should've had
an adult conversation.

I told you to never date a comedian

and you're way out of his league.

Yeah, I'm out of Carrot Top's league.

That's what made the
whole thing so f*cked up.

Oh, God, Mom. You know what?

Look, I didn't wanna tell you like this,

but I've been doing IVF

because Aidan and I
wanna start a family.

Oh.

It was the second round, and it didn't

it didn't take, and I just...

I didn't want Aidan to see me upset

'cause he's training
for tomorrow's fight.

Okay.

Well, you know, maybe it's for the best.

I mean, you did just meet this guy.

This guy?

Aidan is my husband, Mom.
He's a part of our family.

I... I just meant that in
case it didn't work out,

that it would probably be good
not to rush into having a child

in the unlikely event of a divorce.

You are unbelievable. You know what?

Forget it. I'm leaving anyway.

Josefina forgot the f*cking peas

so this pot pie tastes like sh*t.

- Hello. Hi!
- Hello.

Here's the script you wanted, ugly.

Kayla, you don't have to call me ugly.

What? Barbara said not to be sexual.

Isn't the opposite of being sexual

telling you have a fugly face?

No, it's actually bullying.

What do you want me to say?

That during the company softball game

I saw the full outline of your wiener

through your mesh shorts,
and it was surprisingly big

for somebody with such a high voice.

- Happy now, ugly?
- No.

See? Really high.

Okay, Kayla, just...

- [PHONE BUZZING]
- can you shut the door, please?

- [SIGHS] What?
- No.

I want you to leave
and then shut the door.

Okay! God, help us all!

Okay, stop yelling.

We're in a corporate environment.

Ava, I'm on a razor's
edge. Are you alone?

Yeah, I'm hiding out in
Deborah's Christmas room.

Somehow it feels r*cist in
here, but I can't explain why.

Anyway, look, I've been thinking

and I think I should just own up to it

and tell Deborah about the email.

Highly, highly disagree.

She will k*ll you if she
finds out and me, all right?

Do me a favor, do not do anything.

Okay.

Okay, I won't do anything further.

But I... I should tell you,

I did call Daisy, and I made it worse.

Ava, I need you to take your phone

and I need you to
throw it into the ocean.

Mm-hmm, yeah. Good note, good note.

Listen, I'm trying to get in
touch with Janet Stone, okay?

She represents Daisy and Jesse.

I'm gonna try and reason with her.

Uh, isn't that the manager

who b*at her assistant with a stapler?

No, three-hole punch. Much heavier.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, she gives good,

- decent reps like me a bad name.
- [KNOCK ON GLASS]

Anyway, I gotta go make

a sexual harassment situation go away.

Wow, um, okay.

Okay, bye.

♪ ♪

Seriously, Ray, you
couldn't have just waited

a few days for me to
come by and get my stuff?

Ms. Vance doesn't have a
comped room here anymore,

so we were asked to clear it out.

But I put all the
overflow in these bags.

Ah, cool.

Everything's nice and loose in there.

- Yeah.
- Wait.

I had a Cadbury Crème
Egg that I hadn't eaten,

and they're seasonal, so
they're kinda hard to get now.

- Do you remember it?
- Are you serious?

[CHUCKLES]

No.

Oh, also you got a package.

- I did?
- Yeah.

Yo, are those ashes?
- Oh, my God.

Can you give me a sec?

[PHONE RINGS]

Ava, did you get your
dad? I mean, half of him?

Mom, why the hell did you
send me half of dad's ashes?

Because I'm keeping the other half.

Okay, and why did you mail
him in a tennis ball tube?

First of all, I
overnighted him. It was $

and I'm not going to
pick out an urn for you.

I don't want you calling me screaming

that the urn doesn't match your décor.

Since when have I called
you screaming about anything?

Never because you barely call.

Oh, my God. I gotta go.

[SIGHS]

Yup, ashes.

Sorry, my dad just d*ed, so...

I'm sorry for your loss.

My dad passed away a few years ago

and we cremated him, too.

Although we did put him
in, like, a proper vessel.

- Uh, I'm sorry.
- Thanks.

If you ever need to talk or whatever,

I'm always here except
Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Thanks, Ray.

Sure.

Man, all this time we
could've been friends maybe.

Maybe. [CHUCKLES]

I mean, you've always been
pretty entitled and annoying.

I hear that, brother. [LAUGHS]

- A lot, so...
- Yeah, cool.

Um, well...

Yeah, let me know about that egg.

Have you ever tried a
regular meditation practice?

Apparently it can really help

if you have emotional irregularity.

I don't have emotional irregularity.

Sure, but I mean, look, you never know

what could trigger you at any moment.

Uh-huh. Josefina!

Yeah, I'm missing all the local papers.

- Oh, they're not there?
- No.

Weird. Weird stuff.

I'll check.

Also, there's this
book by Michael Pollan

about how psilocybin, uh, mushrooms,

can actually rewire your brain
to create new neural pathways.

I mean, it's the biggest advancement

in altering mood since Prozac.

You know, I've never said
this to anyone in my life,

but I think you need to read less.

- Okay, I found them.
- Thank you.

No arts section.

Maybe they skipped a week.
They do that sometimes.

Josefina, I know I bombed my show.

I don't read reviews.
I don't need to see

all the nasty things people
have written about me.

Okay. There's a very
good "Garfield" today.

Sure, I'll check it out.

[GOSPEL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

I would just ask that you
remember my boundary please

- and don't open any cabinets.
- Don't open any cabinets.

Look, honey, I just wanted to come by

and say that I'm sorry
for what I said yesterday.

And I think that you should
try the IVF thing again.

Thank you, but I don't know

if I can handle the disappointment.

I understand.

My God. Jesus, this place is a mess.

- What is all this stuff?
- I know.

It's a little cramped, but
that's married life right?

I mean, it's only until
we find a bigger place.

I'm glad to see you finally got a g*n.

Ew, no. I'm, like, anti-g*n or whatever.

This is Aidan's paintball stuff.

- Mom! Hey!
- Hey.

- Come here. Come on.
- Hi, Aidan.

Oh, I had no idea that
you were coming over.

- Yeah, surprise.
- I gotta head to the gym.

I still got ten pounds to
cut for tomorrow's weigh-in.

- Ten?
- Yeah.

You gotta show me your technique.

[LAUGHS]

All right, babe. Muah, I love you.

- Love you.
- Mom, I'll see you soon.

Okay.

I want the "Mom" thing to stop.

I know but he's from Ohio, so...

And you better be coming to his fight.

- Oh, I...
- Mom, come on.

You love boxing. It's
not that different.

Yes, it is. It's a lot more violent

and I don't like seeing men's bare feet.

Listen, he's finally in UFC proper.

- It's a huge night for him.
- Exactly, exactly.

That's why the night
should be all about him.

You know what it's like when
I go to one of these events.

They put me up on the
jumbotron and make a big to-do.

I don't want to steal his thunder.

It's fine. He doesn't care.

He really wants you there.

It's weird. He's, like, desperate

for your approval or something.

- Do you like this?
- No.

No, right? Ugh.

Okay, fine. I'll come.

- Really?
- Yes, but he better win.

Oh, no, he's not gonna win. [LAUGHS]

No, the other guy is a monster.

Do you know what his nickname is?

The Maim Train.

Oh, well that's not scary.
That's just juvenile.

Well, he's terrifying.

Aidan not getting
paralyzed, that's the win.

- Jesus.
- I know.

People have no idea what we go through.

- We?
- Yeah, wives of MMA fighters.

His job is combat.

I mean, I'm basically a m*llitary wife.

Every morning he gets
up and goes to work.

And when I wake up a few hours later,

I don't know if I'm
ever gonna see him again.

[LIGHT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Victor, is Wilson home?

No, sorry. He's out.

Well, actually I was
just here to drop off

some of his stuff, but it's
probably good he's not here.

Better, actually.

Okay, this is half a bag
of granola and a Flonase.

Well, the Flonase is practically new.

So I figured he might need it soon.

So I... you know what? Actually, um...

Don't tell him I was here.

Yeah, I can't give him
half a bag of granola

and a practically new Flonase
without an explanation.

Okay, okay. Well, tell him I was here

but I was just stopping by

real quickly on my way to a party.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Actually, tell him...

tell him that I was going to the gym.

Or a date.

This is pathetic.

Yeah, but he won't stop
eating my Skinny Cows,

and it's really f*cking annoying,

so I'll tell him whatever you want.

Okay. A date.

Maybe stick with party.

I feel like that's more fun.

Sure.

Take care, diva.

So after further investigation

and speaking with
legal, we have determined

that this was a misunderstanding

and that Kayla will remain at you desk.

- Yes!
- Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me?

Barbara, who did you talk to?

Probably everyone. This whole office

is always talking about
our will they/won't they.

They won't!

Okay, Kayla, would you mind

stepping out for a moment, please?

Yeah.

[WHISPERING] Thank you.

Justice! [CHUCKLES]


Barbara, this is insane.

So I can't discipline Kayla

for reasons I think you understand.

'Cause her dad's the boss.

Right, but I could discipline you.

Uh, no thank you.

Listen, if you were to
have, say, anger issues,

I could recommend that Kayla

be moved off your desk
for her own safety.

- Right.
- But if it goes in your file,

you will have to take
anger management classes.

So what do you think?

Hmm.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Hey, Adam, love that tie.

Thanks. You're in a good mood.

Well, I have anger issues.

♪ ♪

And what I don't get is
why all the cheerleaders

for WNBA games aren't all men.

Oh, I've never really thought about it.

- Hey, Tony.
- Hey, Ms. Vance.

Oh, sorry. Employees only.

Tony, my car already pulled out.

You're gonna make me walk all the way

around the casino in this heat?

They get on me about this sh*t.

I'm sorry. Really.

- Tony.
- Ava!

What the f*ck?

I can't believe that guy.

[SIGHS] It's a little better in here.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[GASPS]

Mr. Las Vegas!

Mrs. Las Vegas!

- Ms.
- You got odds on this fight?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Odds
are I'm gonna wanna leave

- in about minutes.
- [LAUGHS]

- Hi.
- Hi.

Just promise me that

I'm going to see you
at my New Year's party.

Oh, God, honey, with bells on.

- Of course.
- Great.

- Nice to see you, baby.
- Great, great, great.

- Nice to see you.
- Bye.

I'm getting a massive ice luge.

I would love a ring like that.

Oh, thank you. Yeah,
you can't clap with it

'cause it'll bruise
you, but it's worth it.

- Ah!
- Hi, hi, hi, hi!

- Hi, sweetie.
- Oh.

- Oh, wow, you're sweaty.
- I am?

Oh, Mom, you're nervous,
too. Calm down, okay?

Because he's gonna be
okay. He's gotta be okay.

You want some popcorn?

Uh, why is it in your purse?

- It's my popcorn purse.
- [LAUGHS]

I pop it at home and I sneak it in.

Holy sh*t, this is, like, the
best popcorn I've ever eaten.

Yeah, no sh*t.

It has nutritional yeast and Flavacol.

I got the recipe from my
favorite vegan beauty podcast.

Is this a Starbucks gift card?

Ooh! I've been looking for that.

I also use this purse as a purse.

Oh, excuse me. I'll be right back.

Okay.

- Popcorn?
- Yes.

I can't eat corn on an empty stomach.

It's a disaster.

You look like a bull,
that's what you look like.

Hey, hey, hey.

Ah, look what the cat dragged in.

- Look at you.
- Deb, I didn't think you'd be here.

I know how you don't like
seeing men's bare feet.

[CHUCKLES]

This is actually my
son-in-law's first UFC fight.

Ah, right, of course.

Well, it's... it's nice to see you.

- Good to see you, too.
- [CHUCKLES]

What am I, chopped
liver? What's happening?

- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, Mayor.

- You look great.
- It's so lovely to see you.

Oh, thank you so much.
I just had my hair done.

- Nice.
- So no date?

Oh, no, don't tell me
she already got carded

- and had to go home.
- [LAUGHTER]

No, she was just here a second ago.

Where did she go? Ah, here she is now.

Deborah, Mayor Jo,
this is Victoria Calle.

Very nice to meet you,
Mayor, and Deborah, of course.

I am a fan. It's so,
so lovely to meet you.

[SPEAKS FRENCH] Enchantée.

It's a pleasure to meet you as well.

We actually have to get to our seats.

If you will excuse us. Thank you.

[CLEARS THROAT] My God.

[LAUGHS] That was shocking.

I did not see that f*cking coming.

My God, she's old.

Unbelievable.

Can you tickle my arm?

- What's that?
- Do, like, a baby tickle.

It just helps calm me down.

Uh, sure.

I mean, get your...
you gotta get your nails

a little bit involved.

- There we go.
- Sorry, they're short.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a special guest here tonight.

You know them from their residency

here at the Palmetto:

Give it up for MC Ludwig!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MC Ludwig!

Who are you rooting for tonight?

My boy, the Maim Train.

Predicting a K-O. Choo!

ALL: Choo!

And now, everyone please stand

for our special guest, Wendy Mae Waters,

treating us to her rendition
of the National Anthem.

♪ Oh, say can you see ♪

♪ By the... ♪

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, Jesus.

[SIGHS]

You okay?

You know, I did read those reviews.

And I knew I bombed, but... [CHUCKLES]

I thought you don't read
reviews 'cause you don't care.

I don't read reviews because I do care.

You'd think at some
point I'd stop, but...

It's just a local paper.

It's my hometown paper

and this city's full
of criminals and hookers

and magicians for God's sakes.

No one cares.

This is the one place nobody judges you.

Well, a dude did just
call me a socialist bitch

when I walked out on the
National Anthem, so...

[LAUGHS]

You know, they never gave
a sh*t about me in L.A.

or New York,

but at least they wanted me here.

And now the Review Journal says that...

it's...

it's not my town anymore.

I think you'll feel better
when you're on the road.

I don't know.

I'm not so sure this
tour is a good idea.

Deborah.

[DOOR OPENS]

[CHEERING]

How's it going?

Bad.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[CHEERING]

Uh!

Oh, God.

Oh! No, no, no!

Hey, watch the balls!

Oh, God!

No! Ooh!

Yeah, bro, b*at his ass! Whoo!

No, no, no, no! Get up! Get up!

Come on, Aidan, get up.

[BELL DINGS]

[HORN BLARES]

- Choo!
- ALL: Choo!

Yo, yo, this dude is an idiot, bro.

- He should just tap out.
- Give up, man!

Mom! What... oh, my
God. What are you doing?

Excuse me. Move, move, move.

- Aidan, Aidan.
- Mom?

- Hey, lady, you can't...
- It's cool.

Aidan, listen to me.

Look at me.

Everybody thinks you're done.

No one believes in you, okay?

They want to see you get knocked down

and they want you to stay down.

But guess what? You're gonna get back up

and you're gonna find his weakness.

And you're gonna hit it hard.

And you're gonna hit it
again and again and again.

In fact, you're gonna hit him
so hard, he doesn't get angry,

he gets scared.

You're the underdog,

but you're gonna get back up
because you're a Vance now.

So go k*ll him.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Go!

Go, Aidan! Come on!

Fighter, you ready? Fighter, you ready?

Let's fight!

Go, Aidan!

Oh!

Go!

That's it, that's it,
that's it, that's...

- Hey, you can't be up...
- Oh, please.

Yo!

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes!

Get him, get him, get him!

- [HORN BLARES]
- [BELL DINGS]

Yes!

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Yeah!

Whoo!

I f*cking love you, babe!

I f*cking love you, babe!

This is our f*ckin' city!

Whoo!

[LAUGHS]

Do not f*ck with Deborah Vance.

- f*ck you!
- Whoo!

Yeah!

Jimmy, I was wrong. You were right.

Deborah's absolutely
capable of k*lling me.

She cannot find out about that email.

Okay, okay. Calm down.
I'm working on it.

But for the time being,
just stay away from her.

- Ava.
- Oh, gotta go.

Ava, you were right.

I'm gonna feel a lot
better once I'm on the road.

That's why we're going
tonight just you and me.

- Just us?
- Mm-hmm.

No. What about the bus?

- The big bus.
- Oh, no.

We can meet up with them
in a couple of weeks.

Tour starts tonight.

[WHIMPERS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Oh, thank God you're up.

Yeah, yeah, I got to monitor Aidan.

Make sure he doesn't fall asleep.

He could slip into a coma.

I'm just reading him "Harry Potter."

Oh.

Hey, you know, I wanted to
thank you again for tonight.

- Oh.
- It meant a lot

and, um, we're gonna
try again with the IVF.

Good, good. Well, I'm rooting for you.

- Thank you.
- Anyway, I just dropped by

real quick to tell you that Ava and I

are actually leaving on tour tonight.

And I just wanted to say goodbye.

- Oh.
- Anyway, so while I'm gone,

I would like you and
Aidan to stay at my house.

No, Mom, I don't wanna stay...

Honey, listen, on a lot
of my tours you should've

had a home that wasn't a bus.

So, please, take it.

Just until you get a bigger place.

Thank you.

Is there anything you
want me to do for you

around the house while you're gone?

Oh, no.

I'd prefer you'd not touch anything,

but there is one thing
that you could help me with.

[CHICAGO'S " OR TO "]

♪ ♪

♪ Waiting for the break of day ♪

Okay, now we can go.

♪ ♪

♪ Searching for something to say ♪

[LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

[TIRES SCREECH]

♪ Flashing lights against the sky ♪

♪ Giving up, I close my eyes ♪

♪ Sitting cross-legged on the floor ♪

♪ or to ♪

♪ Staring blindly into space ♪

♪ Getting up to splash my face ♪

♪ Wanting just to stay awake ♪

♪ Wondering how much I can take ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Should I try to do some more? ♪

♪ or to ♪
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