02x08 - Jerusalem

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Graduates from all walks of life compete for a limited number of available full-time employment opportunities at Pierpoint, a top investment bank in London.
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02x08 - Jerusalem

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Thanks.

Arigato. (CHUCKLES)

HARPER STERN: Are you okay?

- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOOR CLOSING)

Yeah, you?

DANNY VAN DEVENTER:
Guys, life's a game of inches.

- Yep.
- DVD: No f*ck ups, please.

- Hold still.
- DVD: Eric, have a mint.

RISHI RAMDANI: f*cking hell,
sort him out, he smells like Gazza.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

DVD: You spent a lot of money

training and nurturing an all-star team

only to have the Yankees
poach them as they took flight.

Age-old story of sports.

They've literally just
handed in their passes. Mm.

But just because we have
a hole in our roster

doesn't mean we're desperate.

ELLEN: We hear nothing
but dysfunction out of Pierpoint.

A whole enterprise
treated like blood sport.

It's hard...

to plumb new depths

when you're already at rock bottom.

The industry, I mean.

What I mean is...

you misheard.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

ERIC TAO: The scale of opportunity

for a lean operation like ours is huge.

We can mint your reputation.

Make you synonymous
with the old players.

You take it personally
that you've just been gutted.

We'll take it personally for you

and m*rder your old team on the tape.

We're half the manpower,
and double the sales credits

of the team that just walked out on you.

RISHI: And I'm all the flow.

I don't even know the name
of your old trader,

but I'm certain he knows mine.

And... and we're a legit unit. No silos.

More than the sum of our parts.

- This kid.
- Nah.

- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- These kids. They're the future.

They're your future.

And they're the right price.

I'm just a bonus feature.

ELLEN: And they have
Jesse Bloom of course.

If this does go ahead,

we'll, of course, look
to bake a very healthy

relocation package into your terms.

Relocation?

Yes. We're looking to focus
our rebuild closer to home.

- Tokyo?
- (CHUCKLES) New York.

DVD: That could work.

Be one of those Murray Hill wankers?

- Yeah, I can get behind that.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

♪ (SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Look, Pierpoint were sending us
home anyway.

At least now, we go on our own terms.

A shame I'm spoken for, though.

I would have, uh...

(IN NEW YORK ACCENT) ...would've
had my pick of the New York skirt.

- DVD: Uh! (LAUGHS)
- RISHI: Mm!

DVD: Now let's do one more.

RISHI: They storing any
oversized barmaids back there?

(CHUCKLES)

Uh, Eric. I, uh, I wanted,
um, your advice

on something, uh, managerial...

you know, sensitive,
that our f*cking buddy,

William P. Adler the Third,
is making me bury.

You were there ♪

This grad on the FX desk had a
pretty horrendous night with a client.

I guess it's not my issue now.

I just don't wanna deal with any of this
HR bullshit for real.

♪ (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

DVD: I almost got married myself, bro.

- Yeah, I met her...
- Do you feel like

everything we do is a confidence game?

DVD: ...getting three-wayed
by Delta Kappa Epsilon...

I wonder sometimes...

RISHI: That's heavy mate.

...are we the marks?

What did I... what did I build?

- What did I make?
- RISHI: I once walked in

- on my parents f*cking.
- ERIC: What do I leave?

DVD: Oh, wow.
Did you walk straight out again?

And do I believe in any of it now?

RISHI: I shook my dad's hand and said...

If I don't, where's that leave you?

RISHI: ..."Go easy on her, yeah?"

(DVD LAUGHING)

New York is dead.

I'm not going back.

(ERIC CHUCKLES)

I'd have to relocate the family.

HARPER: So we're not going.

- (GLASS THUDDING)
- HARPER: What's the move?

I'm out of moves.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Let me know.

Harpsichord...

for a second...

I thought we were in trouble.

(DVD AND RISHI CHUCKLING)

- RISHI: Just Pierpints, no Pierpoint.
- DVD: Yeah.

- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES) ♪
- I've put together a few talking points

from the Competition
and Markets Authority.

There's definitely precedence
for blocking mergers of this size.

I know you've squeezed yourself
dry working on all this prep,

- so thank you.
- STAFF MEMBER: Oi! Rees-Mogg's here

- and he's got the whip.
- Really,

- thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)

What I'm... What I'm here
to do. (CHUCKLES)

I'm going to have to stand you down.

The anti-competition inquiry.
It's been stood down.

For whatever reason the Health Secretary

has taken it off the agenda,
which clears the way for Amazon

to buy out FastAide.

Basically guarantees them
the NHS contracts over Rican.

I guess eventually the whole world'll be
one big conglomerate.

- (TELEPHONES RINGING)
- RISHI: Honestly,

I was a c**t hair from ordering in.

The hangover was so nuclear
this morning,

I had to load up
some very toxic imagery,

- even by my standards.
- (RINGING CONTINUES)

DVD: What we talking?

RISHI: Big, upper-class women...

- NICOLE CRAIG: (OVER PHONE) Robbie?
- RISHI: ...and I am talking big.

I don't think you should call
this desk again.

NICOLE: Oh, really? (SCOFFING)

You're sat in a seat that costs a
"pre-eminent financial institution"

more dollars than you're worth.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

And I've got a ticket.

You're my little ticket inspector.

Okay, how's this,
make me a price in cable.


Half a yard.

No.

Well I shall have to take
my custom away then.

Is that the client? Mallon Mercer?

She wants a price
in half a billion of cable.

- NICOLE: Come on, Robbie.
- RISHI: Half a yard?

Let's f*cking fill them.

Mate, that is
reputation-changing commission,

Bob. Why they calling you? (SCOFFS)

Tell them it's
because you're good at your job.

It's quite a wad of cash.

It doesn't change what happened.

But it's your call.

It's because I'm good at my job.

Cheer up, lad. You look like
you just smelled an open grave.

Tell 'em we'll work it.

- Fill in, boss.
- NICOLE: Yeah, okay, I heard.

Work to buy half a yard
at market and send me the fill.


You see, things happen.

And then things are fine.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC SWELLS) ♪

- (TELEPHONES RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)

YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
We need to have a conversation.

Subject?

The more I think about it...

the more I think
we shouldn't be representing

men like my father.

Men like... like what? Objectionable?

Because that's a sliding scale
and many qualify.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable
with us working for him.

Three of my guys
were in the little black book

the FBI seized from Jeffrey Epstein.

Did you know he made a pass at me?

- Epstein?
- (CHUCKLES) No, your father.

Art Basel in Miami a few years ago.

He was quite persistent.

I guess I wasn't exactly uninviting.

It's funny, when you brought him in

to see us, I thought,
"Is he going to remember me?"

You know what?

He didn't have the faintest idea
who I was.

I'm so sorry.

What for? We're all adults, aren't we?

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

My point is, every dollar, every client,

you probe deep enough,
an advantage has been taken,

an angle has been played.

Do you wanna operate within
a system and be successful?

Or do you want to dream
you can change it

and be left behind?

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

(DOOR LOCK CLICKING)

HARPER: Wow, are you just getting back?

♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

GUS SACKEY: I'm f*cking goosed.

Aurore sent me home.

Project we've been working on
is not happening.

Hmm. Sorry to hear.

A project...

for Aurore?

- Healthcare space?
- Have a f*cking day off, will you?

HARPER: Did it have anything to do with

where the NHS contracts will land?

GUS: Really?

Whatever. It means I'm tired
and you're getting on my nerves.

HARPER: Any intel,

any inside track? I mean,
it's just words to you

right in a room now,
but for me, it's gold.

Jesse's betting against FastAide.

He is short as much as he can carry.

And I need to be able
to give him edge on it.

- This is beneath you.
- HARPER: Is it about a merger?

I mean, what the f*ck else,

does FastAide have to offer
anybody but f*cking floor space?

Is it about a merger? Amazon?
Blocking a merger?

Your silence means yes.
Government due diligence?

- Anti-competition.
- Inquiry. f*ck.

When is that happening?
Uh, I mean, it's... it's perfect.

That will k*ll FastAide, once
and for all,

and put Jesse's short
back in the money. And, uh,

Aurore's department is k*lling
Amazon's purchase of FastAide?

I knew it.

I mean, she must... She must have
a stake in Rican, right?

- I f*cking knew it!
- f*ck off!

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

It's not happening. None of it.
There is no inquiry.

HARPER: What?

How is Amazon being allowed
to buy FastAide

without a whimper?
What kind of sh*t is that?

Ask my boss. Actually ask her boss.

I need a f*cking lie down.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

(DOOR CLOSING)

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES) ♪

You navigate
the trip wire and the hounds?

Dopey fuckers.

Need to start feeding 'em flesh.

I think I now lack
the bloodlust for hounds.

God, I wish the trappings
did something for me.

Gotta make peace with the fact
I'm a minute-to-minute dude.

Well, that makes you...

- (JESSE BLOOM MUNCHING)
- ...enlightened.

Yeah. Buddha of the Bull Market.

(METAL CLINKING)

I came to apologize...

for my...

blind conviction.

The FastAide short.
I think it was just, uh,

- intellectual...
- There's nothing wrong

with wanting to be right.

It's the only thing that animates me,

or used to animate me.

You should stop out.

Before you start hemorrhaging
even more money.

Okay. Just say, hypothetically...

the government plans to stop
any anti-competition inquiry

into Amazon's takeover of FastAide.

- What happens?
- Well, FastAide goes to the Moon

and my short burns
a massive hole in my pocket.

So hypothetically, my advice is...

my edge is...

stop out now.

Are you talking hypothetically
or "hypothetically"?

HARPER: Whichever one of those
is less hypothetical.

Wow.

You wanna roll any of this back?

Roll what back?

(BREATHES DEEPLY) The info
that you gleaned from your roommate...

it doesn't take a savant
to piece that together.

You wearing a wire? (CHUCKLES)

What?

♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(SIGHS) f*ck.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

JESSE: You're not mic'd.
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)

I think it's time for you to leave now,

not hypothetically.

Maybe I never knew what you wanted.

Thank you for the opportunity.

♪ (MILD TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

HARPER: Hey

RISHI: Hey, stranger.

HARPER: You nervous about the wedding?

- Tomorrow's the big day.
- (CHUCKLES)

The thought of Church-enforced monogamy

has me blasting darts like Mötley Crüe.

Aren't you persona non grata here?

It's all up in the air.
I need to speak with Eric.

Can I borrow your card to get in?

Sure.

- I'll just get a temp.
- Thank you.

(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

f*ck me. Marriage and moving continents.

Bit much, innit?

Bit f*cking much.

♪ (MILD TEMPO MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

ERIC: If you're gonna have
the temerity to smoke

in my office, at least make it tobacco.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Adler's in town for RIF.

I've got us a sit down with him.
He doesn't know it yet.

If we need the opening...

it's ours.

Do we need it?

I think Bloom is out.

Hmm.

I'm not sure I wanna live
in a world where these exist.

Where does that leave us now...

with Shogun?

Without Bloom?

Not even Shogun will have us.

Can you imagine me with...

- my feet up?
- (SIGHS)

Slippers and... and a pipe?

My UK visa's contingent on a job here.

I've built a life here.

Going back to the US would...

be a defeat.

My last trip to New York was a nadir.

I'm alive here.

Your friend lives for the limelight.

ISABELLE WATTS: (ON SCREEN)
I am going to be joined by CEO,

founder, and chief PM
of Crotona Park Capital,


Jesse Bloom. And what a time
to have him sat down with us,


given his last twelve months.

Thank you for joining us, Jesse.

And thanks for having me.

Uh, your CNBC appearance
at the start of the pandemic

is now historic.

It was quite the performance.
The voice-catching. The fear.

- You deserve a Tony.
- (ISABELLE LAUGHS)

Wait. Are we still back on this?
I'm supposed to apologize

because I said hell was at the door

- and then hell showed up?
- ISABELLE: You were early

- on the right side of the trade...
- (PHONE CHIMES)

ISABELLE: ...after your
comments. Incriminatingly early.


JESSE: If you knew what you
were talking about,


you'd know that being early
is as bad as being late


- on a trade.
- ERIC: What is it?

I was on time.

- HARPER: He's texting me.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Sorry, Jesse. Are we keeping you?

Apologies. It's my kid.
We're very close.

ANDREA SPRINGER: Started
in the Bank of England in ' ,


- had a very active role...
- What's he done?

ANDREA: ...' , working
in the poker trade.


Is part of the appeal of having
such a big call...


He might bypass on the Propecia

but he seemed totally lost on route.

(TELEPHONES RINGING)

- DVD: Yo, what are you...
- Wait and trust me.

JESSE: If you guys wanna know
why I do what I do.


The answer is thrillingly simple

and it won't satisfy you at all.
Markets make sense to me.


I find them as legible
as anything in the world.


And dammit, I'm nothing
if I can't make a cheeky punt.


Is part of the appeal of knowing
you have a good call,

the idea that you might be remembered?

And what about your conscience?

- My what?
- (CELLPHONE BUZZING, CHIMING)

JESSE: Oh, yes. That little voice

we all carry around inside us.

Yeah, Jiminy Cricket and I go way back.

He's real good at telling me
how to make money.


Rish, how much Rican
is available in the market?

Harper, what are you doing?

Are you f*cking me again here, H?

I'm guaranteeing Bloom. No BS. My word.

ISABELLE: It's a little bit
funny, isn't it?


He's literally texting me, right now.

How much can you get?

ISABELLE: ...you'll ultimately
have to pay.


No idea. We'll have
to check the free float.

Source it, buy it. Don't need a price.

Bloom already owns half of Rican.

He's adding. Let's keep the tap on.

Let's keep our man happy.

I thought this show
was supposed to be hard-hitting.


All right, I'm on it.
Tell him we're, uh...

- ANDREA: Are we capable of getting...
- We'll make it work.

ANDREA: ...a moment from you
that you don't just sidestep


- with a wisecrack?
- HENRY MANCE: Or irony?

If nothing matters,
nobody looks, nobody cares.


- Suits you perfectly.
- Yeah, I have a sense of humor,


so I'm not a serious person?

You wanna hear something serious?

You were speaking earlier
about the proliferation

of big tech and it's overreach
into every corner of our lives.

Anywhere else in this world,
Amazon's purchase of FastAide

would be waved through.

I'm just glad that in a place
like Britain,

they still take anti-competition
rules seriously.

I'm glad they seek to weed out

government corruption and cronyism.

I'm glad they still have
reverence for the institutions


that made them great.

ISABELLE: Jesse Bloom getting misty-eyed

about the British high street.
Whatever next?


JESSE: Weren't you the one
just talking about conscience?


Has an anti-competition
inquiry definitely been tabled


into the deal?

Surely! Now that it's in the ether.

And as Jesse said,
I'm sure this government


and their love of nostalgia
will do right by FastAide


and do a full and proper inquiry,

before any sale of a national darling.

And as far as any charges
of Conservative Party cronyism


are concerned, those are the views

of Mister Bloom and not the network.

You know Bloom's making money
on both sides of this trade?

DVD: k*lling FastAide's
acquisition chances

and making Rican the likely home
for the NHS contracts.

JESSE: I couldn't possibly comment.

I'm just like everybody else.

Stuck in the ether, making plays.

DVD: Almost as if he planned it.

ISABELLE: You'll get b*rned soon enough.

JESSE: (CHUCKLING) Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

But the thing people forget
about that Icarus dude

is before he fell, he flew.

And I bet the sun gave off
a lovely light.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

ERIC: Christ. You look like

you just bore witness to infanticide.

HARPER: Do you have any water?

Whoa.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

I think I just helped Bloom
do something...

Unethical?

Illegal?

Hey, are you... are you okay?
Just breathe slower.

Where's the line?

It should be big and f*cking red.

I told him that
the anti-competition inquiry

was off the books. (EXHALES SHARPLY)

But I think that he just talked
it back into existence.

He made his FastAide short

and Rican long work concurrently.

That knowledge was...

confidential and privileged
before you gave it to him?

Yes.

- That's insider trading.
- I mean, I'd... (SIGHS)

I just thought he was gonna

use the info to stop out of his short.

I didn't know he
was gonna move the market

with a few public sentences.

I think you led him to water
and he drank.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(CHAIR SCRAPING)

ERIC: Look me in the eye

and tell me you didn't know.

I didn't know.

I'm gonna say this...

we can meet Adler, use Bloom,
play to stay in London.

Or we forget the whole thing.

You cut Bloom off at the root.

I retire.

You go back to New York.

But you're playing
a young person's game.

This is a young person's decision.

Going home is a non-starter.

So we're gonna lie in the bed you made.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC FADING) ♪

(DOOR CLOSING)

AURORE ADEKUNLE: Do you have
something you want to tell me?

You expect me to believe
Jesse Bloom running his mouth

about the anti-competition
committee in a public forum

was what?

Cosmic synchronicity?

What did he say?

AURORE: He spoke about
the anti-competition committee.

Correction, he spoke it into being.

He spoke it back onto the agenda.

- I literally have no idea.
- AURORE: Hmm.

(LAUGHS)

Irish-ing it.

We're celebrating.

With this news flow,

and the general COVID job-for-mates,

Number is cleaning house

with another f*cking cabinet reshuffle.

The Prime Minister summoned me
this afternoon.

He likes me for Health Secretary.

- (GUS CHUCKLES)
- (LAUGHS)

- Maybe we do rule the cosmos.
- Seems that way.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(CHUCKLES)

I can be loose-lipped, when it suits.

So, you leaked it?

GUS: I couldn't possibly comment.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Well, you understand
with that admission,

I have to let you go?

Excuse me?

Bloom's timing is slightly insidery.

Just the right side.

We'll spin it as last in, first out.

Newbie mistake.

A simple admin error.

♪ (MILD TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I'd almost call this callous...

AURORE: Mm-mm, people like us

know that callous is too emotive a word.

We're pragmatists.

I saw the lie of the ball and...

And you played it as it lay.

I didn't even have to swing. (CHUCKLES)

I'm not sure I'm cut out for politics.

AURORE: Maybe not.

Politicking perhaps?

Keep Jesse in your debt.

Ours is power in performance.

His is power in reality.

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (SLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Mina!

(EXHALES)

I'm not sure how to phrase this...

I... Let me start again. (CHUCKLES)

CHARLES HANANI: What is it, darling?

YASMIN: I have been trying
to confront you on this.

Oh, my God. What is it now?

I think you groomed Theresa.

What? (SCOFFS) Wait, hold on.

Theresa who? Theresa, the nanny?
Groomed?

Yeah, can't believe I'm using that word.

Nor can I. It's disgusting
and I want you to retract it.

YASMIN: What other word is there?

She was a child when you met her.

CHARLES: Yeah, she was once,

even I was once,
but not when we started...

whatever.

It's indefensible.

Many people came through that house.

Most of them were f*cking invisible.

YASMIN: So when did you notice her?

CHARLES: How am I expected
to pinpoint that? I don't know.

Do you have perfect recall
of when you met the people

- who work for us?
- When did you start

to see her like...

like that?

You know... What?
When she grew a pair of tits?

Yes.

When she grew a pair
of f*cking tits! Yes!

When she became a f*cking woman.

Yeah, and when was that?

Was she ? Fourteen?

What would you say if I told you
I felt like a woman at ?

She was a woman when she wanted me.

We were adults.

We're allowed to like f*cking.

We all used to swim together.

CHARLES: What?

You, me, her, we used to go swimming...

- (CHARLES LAUGHS)
- ...together. It's disgusting!

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

Do you even feel guilty?

(SHOUTS) What f*cking for?

(EXHALES SHARPLY) And for the record,

it was your mother's idea
to pay her off.

And for the record,
your mother was scandalized.

She didn't actually give a f*ck
about the girl.

Where is this coming from?
I have tried with you.

You know if we're gonna go
through this whole

"let's see the world as it is" bollocks.

Are your eyes now open?

Okay. Good.

Look at yourself!

How about some damn gratitude
for making you?

Making me?

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I'm making myself.

I am trying! I am trying to make myself!

You live in the basement
of a -million-pound house

that I own. You used to go
on holidays a year

and send me a bill.

You never even bothered
to separate our accounts!

Your career earnings flow
into my account!

And you, you just tap-tap-tap

your little Coutts card through life.

(SNIFFS)

CHARLES: And your career?

Maybe ask yourself how someone
with such average grades,

from such an average university,
ended up in Pierpoint

on a desk you didn't apply to.

Not so oblivious now, am I?

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

I want nothing more to do with you.

CHARLES: Okay. Okay.

How about we try that then?

How about we f*cking try it?

(DOOR CLOSING)

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

What's this? I thought
this was my : p.m.

with Kirkoswald and our macro guy?

Where's... where's Coffey?
Where's Mauro?

You forget you put me in charge

of planning those high-level meetings?

I moved some stuff around.

Willy, why don't you sit down.
We have a proposal.

Proposal's too soft a word, isn't it?

I agree. We have a strategy
we want implemented.

The New York-London merger
is a false economy.

I wanna lead a new super team,
a few of us,

conflated with our best FX
hedge fund guys

and the youngest, cheapest
and hungriest talent

from our European satellite offices.

No longer CPS. But MHFS.

Macro Hedge Fund Sales.

Well, I mean, this is charming,

but holistic strategy
is above your pay grade.

What is she doing here?

She has the ear of one the biggest

hedge fund managers in the world.

"She" is your f*cking business.
(CHUCKLES)

Does the math check out?

The whole operation is leaner
than an Olympian.

If one cog can't hack it,
they're replaced.

But we don't get fat.

Yeah, it's nice. But I...

I just don't think the numbers will work

with your current headcount. Sorry.

No, but they might
when a couple of the guys

you throw the most money at
f*ck off to your competitor.

Oh, you don't know?

Well, your wonder boy, Danny,
and Rishi are this close

to going Japanese.

We were a part of the cabal
that they started.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

But now, we're here...

loyal to the firm. Unlike them.

HARPER: Punish them.

Cut them.

BILL ADLER: How can I fire them
if they're contracted away?

Their exit strategy is contingent on me.

Competitors want Bloom,
So the competitors need me.

Oh, it's a lot to weigh up.
Compelling and surprising.

A lot to mull.

Mull it for a short time, then enact it.

I don't respond well to pressure
from below.

You know, culture change,
any kind of change,

I really didn't know
where I stood with it.

But there is a culture

of suppression in this place.

A human resources field day.

A legal liability candy store
headed by you.

As recently as this week
with a graduate in FX sales.

The client in question
has also abused me.

I would be happy to testify to that.

(SCOFFS) I don't know
how you think this poxy thr*at

expedites my decision.

ERIC: All I'm saying is,

let's work this out peer to peer.

The institution doesn't suffer.

♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

You two are quite something.

She's quite something.

I'm an old crank.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

But we were the future once, my friend.

- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- (ERIC CHUCKLES)

Oh, your : p.m. is here.

William!

Let's remember...

to smile.

It costs us nothing.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

♪ ("MONEY NEVER DREAMS" BY MOLLY
NILSSON PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

We won't be working
with my father anymore,

with Charles anymore.

That's not your decision to make.

It is...

and I've made it.

I've looked at people
like you my whole life.

I had to do very bad things

to just get to where you started.

So, shall we honor ourselves
by dropping naivety?

I'm too old to work with crusaders.

It's exhausting.

The status quo works for us,
so why don't you just relax?

Because I don't like working like this.

You're not professional with me.
It's not professional.

(IN FRENCH)

Money never wakes you up ♪

And says you're good enough
You'll see... ♪


♪ (MUSIC BECOMES LOUDER) ♪

♪ Money doesn't care about you ♪

♪ Always going somewhere Without you ♪

♪ Hey, money, come back ♪

♪ Money doesn't spend its life ♪

♪ Money only spends the night ♪

♪ You keep waking up a mess
But money's already dressed ♪


♪ Old surprise ♪

♪ The wolf puts On a new disguise ♪

♪ Knowing in your sleep ♪

♪ No one's gonna Hear you scream... ♪

(DOORBELL RINGING)

(DIAL TONE RINGING)

I can't get into the house.

CHARLES: (OVER PHONE)
I've changed the locks

and I've frozen you out of the bank.

If you want to be on your own,
here you go.


(INHALES SHARPLY)
This is what you do to me.

♪ Only tell me
Your dreams if I'm in them ♪


♪ Only tell me your schemes
If we'd win them... ♪


I didn't know where else to go.

I'm just heading to Rishi's wedding.

(SOBS)

♪ Money never dreams ♪

♪ Money never dreams ♪

(SOBS)

I need pounds for the taxi.

ROBERT SPEARING: Okay.

- I'm sorry...
- ♪ (SONG FADING) ♪

...for using you, I guess,
is the only way to say it.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey. It's all right.

You know, it usually works
if the person wants to be used.

You feeling better?

- I dunno.
- WEDDING GUEST: It's all so murky.

What a wonderful testament
to modern Britain.

Maybe I've been a bit rash. (SCOFFS)

WEDDING GUEST: And the family's
so dignified and snotty.

Mm. I wonder if anyone here's picked up?

(CHUCKLES)

- WEDDING GUESTS: Cheers!
- It's a country wedding.

That's like county lines gear. Christ.

Well, I'm actually in a WhatsApp group

with like people.

You can just say where you are globally

and someone'll source
a coke number for you.

(CHUCKLES) What like a...

Like a rolodex of rail?

(CHUCKLES) A little black book of beak?

A...

- I can't think of anything else.
- (LAUGHS)

YASMIN: Sorry, I'm tired.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Would you, um...

help a girl out?

Yas, are you f*cking serious?

I'm so, so tired.

WEDDING GUEST : (LAUGHS)
Gazza's chasing skirt again.

(CHUCKLES)

Fine.

As you wish.

But I'm not gonna partake,
all right? But, yeah,

I can help a girl out.

I'll wait in your room.

ROBERT: Sure.

- For now.
- LANDLORD: Last orders, please.

- Take it up to your room.
- Sure.

LANDLORD: Thank you.

♪ (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- ♪ I need love... ♪
- (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)

I need a hand ♪

I need some friends... ♪

(SCOFFS) f*ck's sake,

I sneak away
from the f*cking ushers dinner

and my nemesis is self-medicating

in the only other pub around.

This is my last night as my own man.

- I could leave?
- RISHI: I mean, the abyss

is better stared into alone but, uh...

stay.

I'll take two neat.
Yes, put it on her tab.

- HARPER: Thank you.
- You're welcome.

(GLASSES THUD)

HARPER: Diana's great, by the way.

(CHUCKLES) That's not
the point though, is it?

I'm not sure introspection suits you.

(CHUCKLES) I know.
I know. f*cking weddings.

What a criminal invention.

They made a cliché of me yet.

(PHONE BUZZES)

Sorry.

Hey, Dad.

- ERIC: Huh?
- (PHOTO CLATTERS)

Adler went for it. We're a go.
We can stay.

It's all squared away.

Rishi and Danny are out.

HARPER: Uh, tell Mom not
to worry, I'll call her soon.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

RISHI: What's up?

Nothing.

Just processing.

RISHI: You know Di's pregnant?

HARPER: You're really A-List
at your job you know?

Everything's gonna work out for you.

An unnecessary, but a valued compliment.

(SIGHS) All right,
I am full-on scared now.

(CHUCKLES) But nothing
that a f*cking stripe

won't sort out, luckily.

You coming?

(SNORTS)

You know, I always used
to feel doubly happy

at other people's weddings.

f*cking happy for the couple
and their coupling.

(HARPER SNIFFS)

Happy for myself that I was
never directly involved.

(CHUCKLES) Man, just think about it

as like a chapter in the book,
not the entire novel.

Sweep it under the rug.

That is a wildly calculated thing to say

to a man about to be married.

f*ck it. Compartmentalize.

That's the only way that we can justify

the bits of our life
we'd rather forget, right?

(SNIFFS)

I mean that's psychopath logic.

You compartmentalize heinous sh*t?

Anyway, this is... (SIGHS)

This is what I should be doing.

(HARPER MOANS)

- (ZIPPERS OPENING)
- (BELTS CLATTERING)

(BOTH MOAN)

(RISHI EXHALES)

(PANTS)

- (ZIPPER CLOSING)
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)

That was, um...

- HARPER: Let's not.
- (BELT JANGLING)

Sorry. I just had to...

get the poison out.

Me, too.

- Me, too.
- (ZIPPER CLOSING)

(DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)

(BREATHALYZER BEEPS, CHIMES)

(BREATHALYZER BEEPS)

I told you, mate, I'm sober as a judge.

- Yeah, I can see that.
- (BREATHALYZER BEEPS)

Just lemme see your license.

- POLICE OFFICER: Woah. Woah. Woah.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

POLICE OFFICER: Hmm.

Personal use?

ROBERT: It's hardly intent
to supply, is it?

POLICEMAN: No, it's not.

It's enough for you
to lose your job over though.

Isn't it?

Come on, you can cool off
in the drunk t*nk.

Come on.

- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC FADES) ♪

- JESSE: A Bloom at Oxford.
- ♪ (UPBEAT RAP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Dozens of generations didn't make it.

Now dozens of generations might.

Get us another bottle? (CHUCKLES)

Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

Thank you.

It was easily done.

And he deserves it.
He earned it, in a way.

I lost my job...

...again.

Is that a demand?

Is that an offer?

- (BOTTLE CORK POPS)
- (CHUCKLES)

- Ta-da!
- (GUS CHUCKLES)

Hmm, I'm sure we can find you
something to celebrate.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(CHUCKLES)

- JESSE: All right.
- GUS: Thank you.

When we land, you're straight in

with Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

PILOT: (OVER COMS) Quick update...

JESSE: I've been trying
to twist their arm

on a giant spending package.

GUS: Rachel Levine wants to talk
about Rican in the context

of the future
of US healthcare next week.

Tell her I'm no expert, I just own it.

(GLASS CLINKING)

JESSE: So, look, now that
you have officially joined me

on the dark side,

you can sit in these meets with me.

(GRUNTS)

You can be proud of yourself, too.

These are the rooms you were
born into, lest we forget.

Don't forget to tell 'em
what schools you went to.

I'll be proud of you, too.

- (CHUCKLES)
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

♪ (MUSIC SWELLS, FADES) ♪

♪ ("JERUSALEM" PLAYING ON PIPE ORGAN) ♪

And did those feet... ♪

I've been wearing this
outfit for hours.

Two whole days. It's atrocious.

Where's Rob?
He didn't come back last night.

I just zonked out.

I don't know. I think his phone's dead.

He probably got sucked
into a bender with the ushers.

Maybe he's drinking again?

You were right...

when you said nothing I
had belongs to me.

- Did I say that?
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

But it was right after I said
no one would ever love you.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Dang!

Jesus f*ck, we were that real?

Yeah.

- Went for the neck, bitch.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

It's a f*cking church.

CONGREGATION: And was Jerusalem ♪

Builded here ♪

Among these dark Satanic mills? ♪

Do you think I'm poison?

Do you think I am?

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

NICOLE: I'm very touched
that you called.


My phone d*ed.

Thank God I had your card, eh?

I appreciate it.

Everyone needs someone.

You look very ugly when you eat.

There must be nothing
more terrifying to you

than going home.

What the f*ck do you know about me?

- Oh, I know you intimately.
- Don't flatter yourself.

No, I know you.

You see, 'cause you're just
like my mother, right.

She was an unfillable void of need, too.

Well that explains you then.

You know, I've been trying to understand

how a predator like you...

You know, for every one
of the people that you use

who recoiled when you touched them,

there might be someone like me
who sees you,

and, yeah, reciprocates,
and just for a little bit,

you get to live.

"Predator?"

Is that the person you know?

God, you kids.

I get a bit pissed.
I get a little bit handsy.

Oh, you act like
the f*cking world's ending.

Yeah, but those other kids
don't get to see your bedroom,

do they?

And let me tell you,
from the privileged position

of you letting me in,

it's the loneliest f*cking place
I've ever seen.

It's the loneliest place I've ever been.

- And you felt so at home.
- (INDICATOR TICKING)

Go on, then. f*ck off.

Or are you done being a victim?

(TRAFFIC WHOOSHING PAST)

Good boy.

See, you want me, too.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GATE BEEPS)

(GATE BEEPS)

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

YASMIN: Thanks for meeting me
outside of the office.

I wanted to...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

...to apologize.

Are you okay?

You're the first one
to actually ask me properly.

I am. Yeah.

- Thank you, I am.
- YASMIN: I'm really glad.

VENETIA BERENS: (CHUCKLES)
With the new CPS

and FX merger, I...
I might not stay at Pierpoint.

Do you ever think
you can feel yourself corrode

in real time? (CHUCKLES)

Sure. (CHUCKLES)

Yeah, I think I'm, um, eyeing
the exit, too.

VENETIA: The money is f*cking hard

to give up, though. (CHUCKLES)

- Uh-huh. (LAUGHS)
- (VENETIA LAUGHS)

I'll get this.

Don't be ridiculous. Okay.
I'm senior to you.

I was, at least.

Thanks. It was a laugh.

- b*tches who brunch.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

JACKIE WALSH: They've changed
our entire working vibes

overnight without a f*cking memo.

ANRAJ: Got problems
but pitchin' ain't one.

(ROBERT LAUGHING)

ANRAJ: He's the GOAT.

- RISHI: You're the lamb.
- (LAUGHS)

Anraj?

They asked me at RIF if I could do it

on a wet, windy night in Stoke.

I said, "Of course,"

so Rishi hired me for the new team.

- RISHI: No, stop it.
- Sorry about that.

(TELEPHONES RINGING)

What are you doing here?

You tell me.

Ooh, it's like percent

colder this side of the floor.

JACKIE: Kenneth,
it could be dangerous this level

of air-con for a lad
with piss-poor circulation.

Oh, Commander Tao. Welcome aboard.

Good to be down here again.
The air hits different.

- (SCOFFS)
- Hey, follow me a sec?

JACKIE: Did the big man just blank you?

KENNY KILBANE: Honestly,
just give me a bottle of whisky

- and a f*cking g*n.
- JACKIE: Nah, I can't see you

doing yourself like that.
You are more a hose

- in the exhaust kinda guy.
- KENNY: Jackie, I drive a Tesla.

HARPER: I saw DVD's pass was dead.

And what's the story with Rish?

Rishi stays. I found the headcount.

f*ck, I'm stunned
at how relieved I am at that.

Are you okay?

- AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
- Little light-headed.

- Under the weather.
- (ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)

- Been quite a few months.
- Hmm.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.

It feels like a fever dream,
sometimes. (SIGHS)

- (ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE)
- (ELEVATOR WHIRRING)

Got to check you're real.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Yup, still alive.

Uh-oh.

- Time's up.
- (HARPER LAUGHS)

God, I was a zombie in that hotel room.

I think I ran up quite the bill.

ERIC: You did.

Pierpoint wouldn't cover it.

I got it.

Why?

ERIC: Why? We're past why.

Thank you.

- AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
- I'm doing this for you.

(ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN)

EMPLOYEE :
Okay, what have we got today?

What's the next months?

EMPLOYEE : We need to make
Pierpoint the market leader

in ethical investing.

EMPLOYEE : Good.

What's going on?

Please...

this cannot be about Jesse.

I didn't know what he was gonna...

Harp, why don't you have a seat?

(JUSTIN KLINEMAN CLEARS THROAT)

(SNIFFS)

There's no easy way of saying this.

It's been brought to our attention

that you never completed
your undergraduate degree.

♪ ("STAND ON THE WORD" BY
THE JOUBERT SINGERS PLAYING) ♪

JUSTIN: Your transcript...

was a forgery.

College graduation is a sine qua non
for all our employees.

Your duplicity in this matter
contradicts a founding principle

of Pierpoint's business,
honesty and integrity.

We've made a strong
recommendation to your manager.

There's only one course
of action in this scenario.

Oh... ♪

I have to let you go.

Oh... ♪

You're fired, Harper.
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