Queer As Folk Transcript Index

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Season 1

1.01 - The Pilot

1.02 - The Big Q

1.03 - No Bris, No Shirt, No Service

1.04 - Ted's not Dead

1.05 - Now Approaching... The Line

1.06 - The Art of Desperation

1.07 - Smells Like Codependence

1.08 - Babylon Boomerang

1.09 - Daddy Dearest (Sonny Boy)

1.10 - Queens of the Road

1.11 - Surprise!

1.12 - Move It or Lose It

1.13 - Very Stupid People

1.14 - A Change of Heart

1.15 - The Ties That Bind

1.16 - French Fried

1.17 - Solution

1.18 - Surprise Kill

1.19 - Good Grief

1.20 - The King of Babylon

1.21 - Running to Stand Still

1.22 - Full Circle

Season 2

2.01 - Home is Where the Ass Is

2.02 - All Better Now

2.03 - Hypocrisy: Don't Do It

2.04 - Pride

2.05 - ...Wherever That Dream May Lead You

2.06 - Mixed Blessings

2.07 - The Leper (Hath the Babe Not Eyes?)

2.08 - Love For Sale

2.09 - Accentuate the Positive

2.10 - Priorities, Please! (Beat the Time)

2.11 - The Wedding

2.12 - One Degree of Brian Kinney

2.13 - It's Because I'm Gay, Right?

2.14 - The Dangers of s*x and Drugs

2.15 - Rage Against This Machine

2.16 - You Say it's Your Birthday! I Couldn't Care Less!

2.17 - You Can Leda Girl to Pussy

2.18 - Sick, Sick, Sick

2.19 - Bowling for Equality

2.20 - Out With a Whimper

Season 3

3.01 - Mad Dog Kinney

3.02 - House Full of Children

3.03 - Doctors of Dickology

3.04 - Brat-Sitting

3.05 - There's Nothing Noble about Being Poor

3.06 - One Ring to Rule Them All

3.07 - Stop Hurting Us

3.08 - Hunter For Love

3.09 - Big f*cking Mouth

3.10 - Uncle Ben

3.11 - Poster May Lead to the Truth

3.12 - Drugs, s*x and Lies

3.13 - Tweaked-out, Fucked-out Crystal Queen

3.14 - The Election

Season 4

4.01 - Just a Little Help

4.02 - Stand Up for Ourselves

4.03 - Starting a Whole New Life

4.04 - Escalating Violence

4.05 - How Far You Can Go

4.06 - Death in the Family

4.07 - Preponderance of Death

4.08 - Two Kinds of Lies

4.09 - Have Some Balls

4.10 - The Snake in Paradise

4.11 - Gay or Straight? That's the Question

4.12 - Irritation and Separation

4.13 - Proposal of Two Kinds

4.14 - Liberty Ride


Season 5

5.01 - Move and Leave

5.02 - Back in Business

5.03 - Fags are No Different than People

5.04 - Hard Decisions

5.05 - Excluding and Abstemiousness

5.06 - Bored Out of Ya f*cking Mind

5.07 - Hope Against Hope

5.08 - Honest to Yourself

5.09 - Anything In Common

5.10 - I Love You

5.11 - f*ckin' Revenge

5.12 - Mr. Right (Never Broke A Promise)

5.13 - We Will Survive

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