01x06 - The Three Bad Wolves

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01x06 - The Three Bad Wolves

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Here we go. Pop it in.

When it gets hard, push harder.

Let the Weight do what it does.

[Weight rattling]

Five, four...

Bummer.

Whoa.

[Larger expl*si*n]

[Sirens wailing]

[Groans]

Oh, man.

Not my iron butterfly!

Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?

Well, yeah, detective.

If I would've been in there, I wouldn't be out here.

Aw, Xena: Warrior Princess, issue 17.

This was a classic!

Mr. Lasser, we have a lot of people out here investigating the expl*si*n.

If you were involved in any kind of b*mb-making, now's the time to let me know before anybody gets hurt.

b*mb-making? Me?

[Chuckles] I wouldn't know how to do any of that.

Everything I love was in there.

[Morphing sound]

My entire life.

My brother's baseball cards.

Now, if my brother knew about this, he would crap a car.

Shouldn't he be happy you're alive?

How's he gonna hear?

Hey, you're gonna need a place to stay tonight.

Why don't you give your brother a call?

Your cell phone's not that good, detective.

He didn't make it out.

Didn't make it out of what?

His double-wide.

Same thing happened to him last month with him in it.

He's so dead.

It's like... it's like a crater.

The old dome is toast.

But I-I-I got nowhere else to go.

So h-how 'bout it, man?

J-just till I get back on my feet?

Please?

Just for old times' sake?

I-I gotta go. They're all up in my grill.

So let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.

Detective, listen, bro.

I'm a pretty happy guy.

That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me.

I love everybody, and everybody loves me.

Even the guys I owe money to.

Follow me.

[Sniffing]

[Growling]

Uh, Jimmy Damon.

I'm into him for about 3 grand.

I-it's... it's a bar thing.

A bar tab?

No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened.

He was one of my backers.

It was a really, really great idea.

You actually had your own bar right there at your own table.

We lost our shirts.

Um, then there's, uh, Sammy Runyon.

I owe him, like, a couple grand.

Strip mall creperie.

You know those really thin French pancakes?

Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes.

Or at least, they should've been.

In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity.

Was your brother on the hook with any of these guys, too?

No, man.

Rolf was what you would consider a really solid citizen.

[Sighs]

Any of these guys ever thr*aten you?

Well, yeah, all the time.

But it's just talk, right?

Loan sharks break bones.

They don't usually blow people up.

Makes it harder to get paid back.

According to the record, your brother's death was never investigated as a homicide.

But due to the similarity of the circumstances, can you think of anyone that might want to harm you and your brother?

No.

We didn't hang around the same kind of people.

Excuse me. This guy says he's here to pick up your vic.

Ha ha!

My main man, Monroe!

I knew he wouldn't bail on me.

Buddy!

Hey!

Don't we know that guy?

Oh, God, it's good to see you, man!

Yeah, you too.

Yeah, that's the guy I thought was involved in the kidnapping.

Clock guy. That's his friend?

I guess so.

Hey, you want me to take this?

No. No, Hank. I-I got this one.

I'm gonna go find the arson investigator and tell him we're coming down.

Okay.

It's so great to see you.

You look awesome!

You know this guy?

Yeah. That's my main man, Monroe.

I told you he would come, didn't I?

Hap and I went through a treatment program together.

Many years ago.

You have to, you know, honor the bond.

Can I take him out of here?

Yeah, are... are we done?

C-can I go?

Yeah, you can go.

But you might wanna lay low for a couple days till we figure out what we got going on here.

You think someone's trying to hurt him?

We don't know.

Can you keep an eye on him for a couple of days?

Whoa, you guys know each other?

We've met.

Oh, yeah? Where'd you meet?

Like at a party or something?

Oh, wait, you didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?

All right, let's go. Come on.

Time to go.

So you believe both explosions were accidental?

Yeah, that's how it appears to me.

The inlet valve on the propane stove from the geodesic dome was corroded, not exactly unheard of in this wet climate.

So we had a propane leak.

The guy's breaker box was out-of-code.

He turned on one appliance too many.

There was a spark. That was the point of ignition.

Now in the older brother's double-wide, we had a nicked propane line.

It was right next to a frayed extension cord.

Plus, there was severe rodent infestation.

Now, these rats... What they like to do is sharpen their teeth on power cords.

Same principle, right?

We got gas plus spark.

Boom. Same result.

Now, is it possible that someone corroded the valve or frayed the cord?

I get it. They're brothers.

It's a very weird coincidence.

I tried to find a connection between the gas companies, there wasn't any.

The service companies were different as well.

Anything's possible.

But I've got nothing here to indicate foul play.

I did have the c.S.U. Team pull some prints off the valves and the tanks.

Nothing was a hit on the database.

And you guys know how this works.

I-I-I can't base my conclusions on the fact that both victims were related.

You know, it says here you were contacted by an insurance adjuster.

Yeah, whenever there's a loss of life, we try to work the case off our desk quickly to aid the beneficiary.

You know who the beneficiary was from the first brother's death?

I'm not given that information unless it's a criminal case.

But typically, it's next of kin.

I wonder how many are in that family.

We should talk to Hap.

All right, you do that, and I'll contact the insurance company.

Well, I'm here if you guys need anything else.

And keep me in the loop.

I'd love to know if we got a bad guy here.

You can wash up in there.

My aim is to keep the toilet clean.

Cool.

Your aim will help.

I shower at 7:15 every morning after Pilates.

Please don't run the water at that time.

I like full pressure.

Gotcha.

Here's something to wear.

Huh.

What else?

You went to brown?

Grad school.

You never told me that, Professor.

[Chuckles]

Hey, how 'bout some underwears?

[Sighs]

Oh, no, no. No.

Don't touch my clocks, okay?

Sofa pulls out to a bed.

I like to finish breakfast by 8:30 in the morning.

Kitchen's in here.

[Robot voice]

Intruder alert.

This is the kitchen.

Hey, you don't happen to have any schnapps, do you?

And what about dinner, huh?

You wanna get take-out?

24/7 pork delivers, and if it's more than 20 minutes, it's free!

Pork and schnapps? Really?

No, peppermint schnapps.

Then pork.

[Sighs]

Oh, dude.

Look, bro.

I realize this is a little inconvenient for you.

It's a little inconvenient for me too.

So if you want me to leave, just say, "Hap, dude, "you're a good old friend.

"We shared some times.

"But this is my space, and you're not welcome in it."

[Sighs]

It's cool. I'll go.

No. Hap?

You can stay.

[Laughs]

But no hugs.

All right. Awesome.

Wild times!

I'm done with the wild times.

Right. Right.

I can see that.

[Chuckles]

Look, bro.

I cheated death last night.

If that's not a wake-up call, I don't know what is.

But I'm going to clean up my act.

This time, for reals.

Starting tonight with you.

Okay.

Yeah?

[Laughs]

Yeah!

All right.

Yeah!

Now how 'bout that pork?

[Growls]

[Grunts]

A Grimm?

This is gonna be even more fun than I thought.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Don't hurt him!

Get down, man!

No, no, no, no, no!

Get down!

Don't sh**t her.

No, it's my sister, Angelina!

He's k*lled more of our ancestors than I can count.

How can you know him?

How can you even talk to him?

Well, it's complicated.

What are you talking about?

He's a Grimm.

What? No, he's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.

She's not.

He's a cop and a Grimm?

Is that legal?

Does somebody wanna explain to me why I'm not arresting her for assaulting a police officer?

I was protecting my brother!

Yeah, and your boyfriend.

Ex.

Long time ago.

Okay, you know what? This is insane.

Three Blutbadenin a room with one Grimm, and we're all having a little chat.

We should be having dinner!

He's not that kind.

[Scoffs]

There is only one kind.

Just like there's one kind of Blutbad?

Well, Kumbaya. Let's all hold hands.

I'd heard that you'd gone straight.

I just didn't believe it.

I'm here to protect your brother, and I need to ask him some questions.

So why don't you just shut up?

Nick, Monroe, and Hap: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold on. Hold on.

Chill, chill.

Let's not let this get out of hand again.

I just had the carpet cleaned!

Wow.

You're really a Grimm.

I'm, like, living, like, a piece of history right here, bro.

[Chuckles]

Your brother Rolf had a life insurance policy.

Who was the beneficiary?

Don't answer him!

No, I want to. He's trying to help me.

I got the money when Rolf d*ed.

Ugh. I need a drink.

And if you die, who gets the money?

Me. So what?

So where were you the night your brother d*ed?

Hey!

Angelina.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is not getting any better.

The night Rolf d*ed, I was in new Orleans, visiting an old friend.

Does your old friend have a name?

Adam Haupfman.

Angelina.

He's a butcher in the French quarter.

His number's in the book.

I'm going to get that drink now.

[Sighs]

I'm... I'm gonna top this off.

[Chuckles]

Oh, come on.

You cannot trust her.

Well, uh, obviously, it depends on the circumstances.

But the point here is...

She would never hurt her family.

Do not let Hap leave this house.

I won't.

He'll be safe here. I promise.

[Quietly]

Oh, man.

Hey.

I want you to run a plate for me.

Thanks for being there for him.

So how's Adam?

[Chuckles]

Oh, Adam.

Uh, he's a lot of things.

But he's not you.

[Scoffs]

Tell me that you don't miss it.

I don't miss being out of control.

I'm in control.

I could've k*lled that Grimm, but I didn't.

He could've k*lled you too.

Which would've made you sadder?

Why are you here?

I'm here to protect my brother.

But now, there are other reasons.

[Whispers] Ah. Come on.

Come on.

[Sighs]

Ah.

[Coughs]

Good to see you live a little.

[Laughs] Do you remember that time in the cascades?

We didn't go inside for a month.

Admit it, you have never felt so free.

The call of the wild isn't always such a good thing.

Oh, what? You have regrets?

Let's just say I'm glad we didn't get caught.

That would've just added to the fun.

All this restriction is like its own compulsion.

You know that?

What do you say? What do you say?

You up for a little nostalgia?

What are you doing?

Where are you going?

Come on.

It's a beautiful night for a run in the woods.

If you can still run.

[Cell phone rings]

What do you got?

We ran your motorcycle plate, registered to an Angelina Lasser.

553 North Gruenvaldt Lane, Troutdale.

Couple of speeding tickets, no priors.

Anything else?

No, thanks a lot.

Oh!

[Snarls]

[Knock at door]

24/7 pork. I got your ribs here.

[Chuckles]

My main man, Monroe, doin' me a solid.

Score.

Coming!

Man, I can't tell you how glad I am to see you!

[Overlapping chatter]

No forced entry.

Vic took one to the head, three more to the chest.

Not exactly a small target.

No shell casings left behind, no neighbors reported any g*nshots.

That says professional hit.

Which for Portland, frankly, is kind of badass.

Except, of course, for the death part.

I thought he was supposed to be safe here.

So did I.

Her bike's here.

So is his car.

Didn't find any other bodies yet.

But, uh, it's still early.

Hap!

No, it's my brother. It's my brother!

Let 'em through!

[Panting]

Hap, no!

What happened?

He was sh*t.

Four times.

Where were you?

We were just across the street in the park.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no!

[Sobs]

You see what I see?

The blood on her clothes.

Do you have any other brothers or sisters?

My parents are dead.

Rolf and Hap were my only family.

Any idea who might have it in for them?

No.

Anybody thr*aten you?

Not anyone that I'm worried about.

Then I guess you wouldn't wanna spend a little time in protective custody.

Yeah, right.

Me and a couple of cops holed up in a hotel room.

Sounds like some good times to me.

You said you went to the park.

Is that how you got the dirt on your clothes?

This? Oh, this isn't dirt.

This is blood.

But you already know that. Don't you, detective?

[Chuckles]

Go ahead. Test it.

Let me know what you get.

Why did you leave him alone in the house?

Did she talk you into that?

No.

She didn't talk me into anything.

Look, Monroe, I'm your best friend right now.

Look, if you don't talk to me...

It's my fault, okay?

I left him alone.

It doesn't matter why.

It matters if she convinced you to leave and she has someone else working with her.

She wouldn't do that.

How do you know?

Because he's her brother.

We don't k*ll our own.

You don't know her like I do, Nick.

Yeah, well, maybe that's your problem.

Maybe you're a little too close.

Hap was my friend!

I would never have left him alone if I thought...

[Sighs]

I honestly thought he'd be safe.

Nick?

Stay here.
We ran blood tests on her clothes.

And what do you got?

Believe it or not, bugs bunny.

They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.

Oh, man.

A rabbit?

I, uh, yeah, I lapsed.

Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

Yeah.

I went over to her house last night.

Does she know that?

No.

Good.

But there was somebody there.

I didn't get a good look at him, and I interrupted whatever he was up to.

And he took off in a hurry.

You think he was there looking for her?

Just watch yourself.

What do you got?

Angelina's water glass.

There were some unknown prints on the propane valves at both her brothers' houses.

I'm gonna have the lab print this and see if we get a match.

I don't know if she had anything to do with k*lling her brothers, but she's hiding something.

My brothers are dead, and they wanna hang it on me.

I hate cops. And you...

How could you even be friends with one?

Who said we were friends?

I hardly know the guy.

Yeah, well, don't expect them to bust their ass on who k*lled Hap.

You do realize you could be next.

Good. It'll be the last thing he ever tries.

You don't even know who you're looking for!

Why do you gotta act like such a hardass?

You liked my hard ass pretty good last night.

Yeah, I did. And now Hap is dead.

He didn't hurt anybody! Okay?

He didn't deserve to die like that.

Angelina, listen to me.

It's not safe right now.

Maybe you shouldn't go home for a while.

Why?

Nick told me someone was in your house last night.

That Grimm was in my house last night?

Y-you're missing the point.

I'll see you sometime.

Oh, I was so worried.

He's become very handsome.

You're so brave.

So try to keep this on buddy for a couple days.

Try to keep it clean.

Don't let him run around in the mud.

He's a guy, so I know that's not gonna be easy.

You are good to go. Oh, buddy.

Good boy.

A minor neighborhood emergency.

Yeah, I can tell.

Hello.

Here you go.

Keep me posted.

Thank you, Juliette.

[Door closes]

So how did buddy get himself in trouble?

He went after Eloise, that huge yellow cat a couple doors down.

How did Eloise come out of it?

On top.

Apparently buddy bit off more than he could chew.

The cat b*at up the dog?

Don't piss off a woman with claws.

I'll try and remember that.

How are you doing? That looks better.

You know, I'm just...

Happy I have a doctor in the house.

Oh, that's sweet.

Wait till you get my bill.

Pig.

Got the report back on Angelina's prints.

No match at either brother's house, but we got a match on a bloody partial from a double m*rder two years ago in Eugene.

The vics were brothers.

Lived next-door to each other.

Brothers?

m*rder*d on the same night.

Case is still open. No suspects.

Until now.

Don't know what those boys ever did to her, but it gives it new meaning to "you fight like a girl."

[Sighs]

Now, check this out.

The vics were George and Stanley Orson.

Same name as our arson investigator.

Could be a coincidence, but I found this.

I think we have a family feud going on here.

If it is, then we got an arson investigator investigating himself.

Which is why he found no evidence at either crime scene.

We better bring the captain in on this one.

You want to bring in lieutenant Orson for questioning?

Yes, his brothers were k*lled two years ago, and we believe Angelina Lasser was responsible.

We think he figured out she was responsible for k*lling his brothers and k*lled hers for payback.

Well, you think or you know?

He's an arson investigator.

He knows better than anyone else how to make an expl*si*n look like an accident.

We have an a.P.B. Out on Angelina.

How do you want us to deal with Orson?

Carefully. He's got a clean record.

I'm not gonna protect a dirty cop, but you make sure you're right.

Yes, sir.

All right.

I know who k*lled Hap and Rolf.

It was a cop.

A Bauerschwein.

What?

I picked up his stench at the precinct and then again at my place last night.

A pig?

Uh-huh.

k*lled one of us? Are you sure?

Oh, I'm sure.

Who is it?

I don't know.

But when I find out, he's gonna pay.

Angelina...

Stay out of this!

I owe it to Hap!

And so do you.

Hap's dead.

There's nothing we can do for him now.

We should've been here for him last night.

I was hoping that you were gonna tear out a little piggy throat with me.

I guess I'm still a little naive.

You know what I hate the most?

That I still love you.

[Roars]

[Cell phone rings]

Burkhardt.

Angelina just came by.

She says she knows who k*lled her brothers.

[Sighs]

Says it was a Bauerschwein.

A what?

A pig.

And I don't mean a cop.

But I do mean a cop.

Does she know who?

No, do you?

I can't tell you that.

[Scoffs]

Well, you better protect his ass 'cause she's out for blood.

Lieutenant!

Yeah?

Mind if I have a word?

Sure.

I just want to let you know that we are sending your case files on the Lasser arson to a Seattle lab to get a second opinion.

On what?

Your belief that both cases are accidental and unrelated.

Why would you do that?

It's just too much of a coincidence.

Two brothers both had gas leaks a month apart.

Doesn't that strike you as a little strange?

I didn't screw it up.

An investigator tells the story he wants told.

I tell the truth!

Yeah?

Then how about your two brothers?

You wanna tell me the truth about them?

[Snarls]

Bauerschwein, right?

I don't have a problem with you, detective.

Our families have never been enemies.

You should know that.

Let's not change it now.

[Knocking on door]

[Knocking again]

Monroe, it's Nick! Open up!

Maybe I should just get you your own key.

Where's Angelina?

I don't know.

She is a m*rder*r.

She k*lled the brothers of a cop!

And he k*lled hers. I'm up to speed.

Just tell me where she is.

I'm gonna tell you what I told her.

I'm staying out of it!

This Blutbad-Bauerschweinfeud goes back centuries.

We get blamed for every bauerschwein death.

Even the suicides!

And by the way, she is never gonna let you or anyone else arrest her.

Right now, I'm just trying to keep them from k*lling each other or somebody else.

Good luck with that. That's your job.

You're still in love with her, aren't you?

[Sighs]

No... I'm not.

There was a time when I thought, maybe...

Till I started waking up pulling rabbit fur out of my teeth.

I don't miss those days.

There's no good ending to this, Nick.

I mean, I don't want her to die.

But I don't want you to try to arrest her either.

[Sighs]

Frankly, I'd rather she just get away, so nobody else gets hurt.

But you know that's not gonna happen.

Let me tell you something.

I want this guy dead too.

You understand?

And it is taking all my self-control not to help her.

So you can either stick around, have a glass of wine, or you can leave.

Excuse me. What are you doing?

Just looking around.

You got a reason to be here?

I'm just looking for officer Orson.

He's not here. Who are you?

I'm a friend.

You wouldn't happen to have his home address, would you?

We don't give out that kind of information.

Hmm.

You shouldn't be in here.

What's your name?

That's really not important.

Yeah, it is.

[Grunts]

Where?

Did they get her?

You mean she's still in the building?

Yeah, yeah. On our way.

A woman was in Orson's office, looking for him.

She att*cked an officer.

That had to be Angelina.

She's got some balls, coming in here.

How the hell'd she know it was Orson?

I don't know, but we better find him before she does.

Unless he's looking for her.

Don't give me an excuse to use this.

You really need an excuse?

This isn't between you and me.

Then what's with the shotgun?

I didn't wanna end up on the dinner table with an apple stuffed in my mouth.

[Sighs] Mind if I put my groceries down?

Slowly.

Slowly.

I know what you're thinking, Blutbad.

"Can I get to him before he pulls the trigger?"

Well, I know you're fast, but this thing is filled with double ought buck.

You'll be pulling your teeth off the back wall before you sink 'em into my neck.

Do we really have to go there?

Now, I know you're not gonna tell me where she is, so I'm not gonna bother asking.

But I'm gonna tell you something.

This ends with me and her.

You k*lled my friend.

I'm supposed to be okay with that?

Your friend was part of an old world order.

Hap wasn't like that.

Neither were my brothers!

And she k*lled them.

So I k*lled hers.

We're not the same Bauerschwein we used to be.

You just give her the message, "we're even."

I can tell her, but she ain't gonna listen.

She's old-fashioned that way.

Change is never easy.

But you can't say I didn't try.

Hey. Hold up.

Just got a call from the officer checking on Angelina's house.

What, you get her?

No, but somebody torched her house.

Any bodies?

We don't know.

Fire department's still mopping up.

We can't get in yet.

You take Angelina's.

I'll take Orson's.

Yeah.

[Knocks at door]

Lieutenant Orson!

It's detective Burkhardt.

Orson, it's Nick. I'm coming in.

Relax, relax. It's just me!

What the hell are you doing?

Mud bath.

Yeah, I got that.

It's a bauerschwein thing.

It soothes the skin.

It helps me think.

So what are you thinking?

You know what, I was thinking.

When you stopped me in the stairwell, a-a-and you figured out what I really was, I was... I was a little freaked out at first.

And then I realized, maybe you being a Grimm...

Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

We're kind of on the same side.

I don't think so.

Angelina Lasser is a monster.

You go after monsters. So do I!

You k*lled two people!

Blutbaden are not people.

Rolf was an animal, just like his sister.

And Hap?

Do... do you know why she k*lled my brothers?

That doesn't matter.

For fun. For sport.

It was just something to do on a Saturday night.

It's over!

Put on some clothes.

My brothers worked their entire lives to put a crummy roof over their heads.

And then...

This is the first time one of us has gone after one of them.

The huff-and-puff days are over.

Now, Burkhardt, whatever else we are, we are both cops, and we ought to be working together.

I'm not working with you.

I'm putting you under arrest.

This is not about the law. Do you understand?

This is never gonna be about the law.

How are you gonna teach a wild animal...

[Sniffs]

What are you doing?

She's here.

[Growling, snarling]

Get off him or I'll sh**t!

[Growling, squealing]

Get off him!

You were good to Hap, so I'm gonna give you a free pass.

[Squeals]

[Screams]

Now you're gonna pay.

[g*nsh*t]

[Grunts]

No!

[Grunts]

Sometimes being a cop gets in the way of what you have to do.

[Chuckles]

[Cell phone rings]

Yeah.

He's in custody, and she's been sh*t.

Where is she?

We're still looking for her.

[Scoffs]

You'll never find her.

Yeah.

But you might.

Don't push it.

[Floor creaks]

[Mysterious music]

[Howling]
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