02x07 - Noora, du trenger pikk

Episode transcripts for the 2015 TV show "Skam". Aired: September 25, 2015 to June 2017.*
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"Skam" is about the daily life of teenagers at the Hartvig Nissens upper secondary school (Hartvig Nissens skole) in Oslo.
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02x07 - Noora, du trenger pikk

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Nikolai. William's brother.

She's not my girlfriend, and she's leaving now.

I wonder how many girls William will sleep with during Russetiden.

You're going to be sleeping around.

Then you know more than me.

I won't hurt you. And if you really want to meet my brother..

Then I'll introduce you to him.

I don't think it's you Isak has feelings for.

Are that Chris and Isak? Isn't that a little strange?

My phone battery is..

It's so bad.

Yeah I know. Same with mine.

The Riot Club? Isn't that a bit of a weak concept?

I don't know.

Russ concepts are not really my specialty.

Looks like they had fun at the release party.

What are you looking at?

Chris' instagram.

I saw something strange yesterday.

What?

Isak and Penetrator Chris were together.

What? Together how?

No. Isak got into the car of Penetrator Chris.

Are you kidding?

No!

Where was that?

On the right side of school.

Imagine if they're in a relationship! How crazy would that be?

Yeah but you don't have to be in a relationship if you sit in a car together.

It's still a bit weird, you know?

Because it seemed like they were trying to hide it.

Hide what?

Nothing.

Say it!

Hey, tell me Noora. Hide what?

Huh?

Nothing!

Did you tell Eskild about Isak?

No.

Who is Isak?

No one.

Eva, don't start.

Don't say anything to Eskild. You don't know what he's capable of.

Eva. Eskild Friends! She's just pissed.

Don't try to come between us. It's jealousy.

Eva, say it to Eskild. Cutie!

I can't hold it in!

Okay, we have a friend who we think is gay.

Who is it?

Isak.

He's always together with a lot of girls but we found gay p*rn on his phone.

Eh.. he's gay!

Excuse me, you think that everyone's gay Eskild.

I do not.

You do!

Let me see pictures of him. Give me some visuals.

I'll find one.

Okay, look at this.

Isakyaki? Okay.

Yeah, he's gay. I chatted with him on Grindr last week.

Seriously?

I'm messing. He looks sweet thouhg.

Pouty, handsome.

So nice that he's gay!

He isn't gay. You don't know..

We don't even know if he is.

I'm gonna find out.

Eskild!

You won't find out anything. You're not a part of this.

I can chat with him if I want to. You don't own Instagram. Jesus!

Do you know what you've started, huh?

I have to hurry.. For English.

Can't have more absences.

Hurry then.

See you after school?

Tomorrow. I have bus stuff tonight.

Maybe I can stay at your place.

Okay.

What is it?

I can't leave now.

I have a hard-on, so we have to stand here for a bit.

Don't be delicious.

It's physically impossible for me to not be delicious, so..

True.

Say something that will turn me off.

When will I meet your brother?

Before the weekend, maybe.

I got a message from Vilde.

She was wondering if you guys could party on our bus with us on Friday.

Are you keen?

No.

Why not?

William, I can't be on that bus with you and Vilde.

Well okay. I have to go.

Don't touch me.

I heard you can get chlamydia in your eye.

I don't want to..

Oh, I get it.

I don't want to have chlamydia in my mouth.

Tell me if you get it, so we don't spread it.

Maybe we have it in our mouths.

You think so?

I don't know. From Jonas?
Hello!

What is it?

Your lipstick is just a bit smudgy.

Oh yeah. I just ate, so..

Ate? Ate what? d*ck?

Vilde has arranged that we can party on the Penetrators bus on Friday.

The Riot Club.

To me they'll always be the Penetrators.

We were talking about who we want to hook up with.

Who do you want to hook up with?

Eh, no one.

No..

Noora, it just so happens that we get to go on the bus.

The situation there is a little different. It's give and take.

[Now Vilde's saying that we're partying with you guys. You have to stop it.] The situation there is a little different. It's give and tak

[Now Vilde's saying that we're partying with you guys. You have to stop it.]

We have to give something back.

Vilde, that's the dumbest thing I've heard.

There's no need to hook up with anyone. I don't have to..

What about Julian? He's kind of your type. He's the sweetest.

A little bit.. feminine?

What are you talking about now, Vilde?

I'll fix it. You, Noora Amalie Saætre, will get hook a up.

No, Vilde!

I'll fix it, okay?

Yeah, so this is my room.

This is your room?

Yeah.

Nice.

Thanks.

Remember when you said you wouldn't have sex before you got married?

Eh, yes. I remember that.

That was really funny.

Yeah, but it wasn't a joke.

No..

No.

No.

Yeah, same for me.

I think it's cool to wait.

Do you mean that?

No.

Okay..

Eskild! You can't just come into my room whenever it suits you.

Who's that?

William. Eskild. Eskild, William.

William, Eskild.

I see.

What do you want?

I was chatting to that Isak guy. He's not gay.

Eskild!

What?

Is it a secret that he isn't gay, or what?

f*cking hell.

She's so uptight. Can you do something about it?

Believe me, I'm trying.

You need d*ck, Noora. d*ck.

Eskild!

[Now I know who you can hook up with. Maksin! He's so handsome!]

Hey you.

Vilde still thinks that we're going to party on your bus.

And.. you have to stop it.

Yeah but the guys are excited about partying with a muslim, so it's still on.

Sana?

Yes.

Why?

Why not?

Okay, but you know I can't be on that bus with you and Vilde.

We know this isn't going to go well.

Then you'll stay home.

[I know I promised you'd meet Nico, but he's gone back to Stockholm. You'll meet him in the summer.]

So what exactly did Eskild say?

[I know I promised you'd meet Nico, but he's gone back to Stockholm. You'll meet him in the summer.]

[I know I promised you'd meet Nico, but he's gone back to Stockholm. You'll meet him in the summer.]


He just said that he chatted with him, and that he really wasn't gay.

How does he know he's gay or not?

I don't know. They have their own language or something?

Did you ask what they talked about?

Eh, no.

I was just relieved that Eskild wasn't convinced, or he would have started stalking him.

There's Chris.

Oh my god. They're gonna talk in secret characters.

Did you see that?

Eh, yes!

That was the call-me sign!

That was such an obvious sign!

They're in a relationship.

It's not certain that they are.

It is! What else?

You know what?

I will try to hook up with Chris in the bus on Friday.

If he doesn't want to hook up with me, then I'm convinced.

That's the plan.

Noora, this here is Julian. He has been in Madrid.

She's a virgin. Virgin!

Hi. Noora.

So you've been in Madrid, huh?

Yeah.

Noora! Do you know what happened?

I hooked up with Chris, and his phone started ringing.

"Isak calling" is what it said on the display.

So then he just pulled away.

f*cking hell, really!

What's going on?

Just stay here.

Okay?

Okay..

You promise?

What are you going to do?

Just stay here.

What's going on?

We have to stay here.

It's the Yakuza guys.
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