04x10 - Hashing it Out

Episode transcripts for the reboot TV show "Charmed". Aired February 2018 - present.*
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After the tragic death of their mother, three sisters discover they are powerful witches.
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04x10 - Hashing it Out

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["BEAUTIFUL YOU" playing]

[MEGAPHONE VERSION]

♪ Trolley stops at Constitution ♪

♪ He steps on ♪

♪ His face inscrutable ♪

♪ Suddenly, it is ♪

♪ Immutably true ♪

♪ My pounding heart ♪

♪ Is irrefutable ♪

♪ This dashing man so suitable ♪

♪ I simply must meet ♪

♪ Beautiful you ♪

♪ The glove I dropped
was unintentional ♪


♪ I would not be unconventional... ♪

- I'll see you in seven.
- Mm-hmm.

♪ Say that thought ♪

♪ Were hypothetically true ♪

♪ Incomprehensible ♪

♪ I simply must meet ♪

♪ Beautiful you. ♪

♪ ♪

Morning, sunshine.

♪ One of these days ♪

♪ Baby, your touch ♪

- ♪ Will lose its magic. ♪
- Morning, sunshine.

♪ ♪

[GASPS SOFTLY]

Camellia?

[GASPS]

Oh, God.

No.

Oh, God. No.

♪ ♪

Mm. Hi.

Hey.

[PANTING]

Hey.

[PANTING]

Hey.

Sorry, I...

Thought I'd get a quick
workout in. You were...

Late. Yeah, I know. Sorry. [CHUCKLES]

Well, thanks for doing this.

Yeah, I mean,

we haven't really been good in a while.

It's important to do this right.

Yeah, like...

Like adults. [CHUCKLES]

Yeah. Up-front.

Uncomplicated.

Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

Uh...

Ah.

Oh, you brought my flannel back.

Though I'll...

I'll probably never look as

good in it as you.

♪ I've been on a ghost ship ♪

♪ Since ♪

♪ Drifting through the seven seas ♪

♪ Across the ocean blue... ♪

KAELA: More.

[EXHALES]

DEV: Okay, I don't know if
you can handle any more.

Oh, I can.

And I will.

[CHUCKLES]

[EXHALES] Okay.

[GROANS]

Bringing the heat.

Here we go. Okay.

♪ Now I've lost so many lives... ♪

All right, yo. This is
green chili chutney,

not some amateur-hour mango jam.

Mm. Okay. Well.

- Yeah?
- If you think you can handle

this much shito...

[CHUCKLES]: Oh, what? O-Okay.

♪ Since ... ♪

- Oh, my God. That's hot.
- [CHUCKLES]

I give.

Yeah, it was pretty hot.

- It was.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

I thought this was a real date.

You know, we're supposed to
make goat light soup together.

You're right. You're right.

[CHUCKLES]

- Hmm.
- What's funny?

Not funny.

Just happy.

Finding out about Macy's stem cells

just made a lot of
things make sense, and...

Haven't been this
happy in a relationship

in a really long time.

Did you just use the R-word?

Maybe.

Well, then maybe our very important,

very official date could
use a little bit of a break.

Ah, an intermission?

- An interlude of sorts.
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.

♪ That you didn't love me, too. ♪

Mm.

So, um, I have meetings tonight.

Yeah.

Right.

Of course.

Well...

That was fun.

And also a one-time thing.

Right.

Kiss-and-tell Mel, after all.

- [KNOCKING]
- DUNCAN: Rox.

- Your, uh, appointment's here.
- Just a minute.

All right.

I will... see you around.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [DOOR OPENS]

Mel, you all right?

- What happened?
- Oh, nothing. Uh, nothing

a couple of vodka tonics won't cure.

You're Roxie's next appointment?

I'm going into the
Veil to find Camellia.

As in her dead wife?

Oh, I-I didn't know you two were...

We aren't.

See you around, Hare.

FLORA: Here you go.

I'm going to light this for privacy.

Anti-surveillance candle?

Can't be too careful.

Never know who's listening 'round here.

Naiad gemstones,

as discussed.

Your turn.

And it's real portal marble?

Where'd you get it?

Took it off a witch who went through

the Elders' Old Witchness
Protection program.

Supposed to be a sort of

"in case of emergency" kind of thing.

But the witch I mugged didn't have

time to use it, know what I mean?

The witch's blood.

Have whoever goes first take a nip,

or else you might end up

stuck in that marble,

and you don't want that.

Seems a bit much.

A Charmed One was there

the day me brother Frank d*ed.

Didn't do a damn thing to save him.

You can trust me.

I'm down with the cause.

I'm Unseen, just like you.

Look,

I don't know what's going
on between you and Mel,

but I wonder if it's
wise to be reuniting you

with your long-lost wife right now.

You see that clock?

When all hands hit
midnight, it's lights out for me,

for the next seven years.

I've got a couple days left.

I'm not really in a position
for anything serious right now.

All the more reason to be
clear with your intentions.

You're not my father,

and you're not Mel's
Whitelighter anymore.

She doesn't need your protection.

I'm still her friend,

and I'll always look out for her.

I hear you can now bring
people back from the Veil.

Yes, but there are ramifications.

- I'm aware.
- And it's only temporary.

That's all I need.

Just a moment...

To say goodbye to the love of my life.

Camellia d*ed defending
this bar from a demon att*ck.

We never got that chance.

I'm looking for closure.

I'll get it for you.

JORDAN: I don't know about you,
but I really want to smash something.


It came back together?

Crap.

Our moment is finally here.

Find the Unity Bowl,

and we can raise the Lost
One from its cursed existence.

Do that, and we end the reign
of the Charmed Ones for good.

[GLASS BREAKS]

SUNNY: Hey!

Focus on the bowl. Nothing else matters.

Yeah. After we find it,

I'm gonna stick around
to exact my pound of flesh.

There's no need for v*olence.

Yes.

There is. They got to
pay for what they've done.

No! What they failed to do.

- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
- No.

They need to understand how their

neglect has hurt our communities.

This could be our chance for protest.

We're trespassing in the
Charmed Ones' inner sanctum.

You think we get a word
out before they vanquish us?

Aren't you here to enact change?

I'm here to enact a paycheck.

Everyone shut up and look.

If we don't find this bowl,

then all of this is for nothing.

Why you looking at me
when she's sitting on her ass?

SUNNY: Don't worry about her.

When the time comes, she'll do her job.

- Move.
- [GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

[OTHERS MURMURING]

She'll be back.

Just give her a second.

[GASPS]

You are lucky I still
have four more lives,

or you would be a puddle of
blood on the floor right now.

Clearly, the Unity Bowl isn't here.

So now we move onto plan B.

Duncan said Camellia was
wearing this when she d*ed.

Should allow you to
contact her in the Veil.

All right.

Back in a jiffy.

[WHISPERING VOICES]

Camellia?

[WOMAN CRYING]

Camellia?

[CRYING CONTINUES]

Hey.

I come in peace.

[SCREAMING]

- You're a hard man to find.
- What? Who-who are you?

No time for proper
introductions, it's coming back.

- [SCREAMING]
- With friends.

Giddyap, cowboy.

Time to go.

I know. It's weird.

So, uh, I got a gig in Iceland

with some friends next month.

- Mm.
- Want to come?

Um...

I know I just said the R-word,

but that was only to
get into your pants.

[CHUCKLES]

No, but, um, seriously,

I-I don't know if I'm
ready for the F-word.

- Didn't we just do the...
- "Future," Dev.

All right, we don't have to talk about

Kaela and Dev's future.

- But you know who we could talk about?
- Hmm?

- Jaela and Lev.
- [LAUGHS]

I'm hearing Jaela
and Lev are getting into

all sorts of trouble next month.

[CHUCKLING]

Mm.

Okay.

For now, can we just be present and...

Lay in this moment of heaven?

Yeah.

- MAGGIE: Mel.
- Hey.

What are you doing with the Unity Bowl?

It seems like it doesn't
want to stay destroyed.

It keeps reassembling itself.

I'm gonna put it in the Tomb of Chaos,

so no one else can get at it.

Good idea. I'll come with.

- Oh, hey, Jordan.
- Hey, Mel.

[CLICKS TONGUE, CHUCKLES]

Oh, so you have sex hair,

and is your hoodie actually inside out?

Don't judge me.

No judgement here.

I may have had a similar
walk of shame tonight.

Roxie?

- Oh, my God, I knew it.
- Don't. It's nothing.

Oh. Well, is that how
you want it to stay?

- Nothing?
- I don't think so.

I don't know.

Aw, Mel.

_

What the hell?

How did they get in here?

[GASPS]

My powers are gone.

Mine, too.

Give us the bowl, and
nobody needs to get hurt.

Yeah, or don't.

We're happy to just, uh, take it.

Run.

We'll get back to the house.

It's still protected.

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

It's a containment spell.

They're not chasing us

because they don't have to.

We're sitting ducks.

With no powers to fight back.

♪♪

Fan out. Find them.

MAN: They got to be somewhere.

- No service.
- MAN: Come out, wherever you are.

One of Sunny's people must be
blocking the signal or something.

Great, that and Frosty the Snowbitch

knocking out our powers.

If we had Blue Camellia matches,

we could smoke out of here.

Jordan might have some up in the gym.

But if we can't get out,
we're gonna need backup.

Ruby has a landline in her office.

If I can get in there, I can call Kaela.

Whatever happens,

we have to keep the Unity Bowl safe.

Each take half so it
can't come back together.

- [UNSEEN MEMBER LAUGHING]
- MAN: Yoo-hoo.

Okay, ready?

I don't think I can do this quietly.

Mm.

♪ ♪

MAN: Hey, where does that door lead?

[DOOR RATTLING]

[MUFFLED GRUNTS]

[WHISPERS]: Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

- It's me, it's me.
- [SIGHS]

MAN: I heard a crash over here.

Yo, it's Kaela. Just text me,

- 'cause I don't check these.
- Damn it.

- [BEEP]
- Hey, Kaela. It's Mel.

You need to get to SafeSpace.

- The Unseen are here, and they've...
- [LINE CLICKS]

SUNNY: Got to stop meeting like this.

[SIZZLING]

I hear next weekend, Jaela is taking Lev

to see some of her street art in Philly.

She might even buy him a cheese-steak.

You wouldn't know what
to do with a cheese steak.

I'm sorry, Lev wouldn't know
what to do with a cheese steak.

[LAUGHS]

Kind of I feel bad for Lev.

Feel like he didn't realize

how crazy it would be
to date a Charmed One.

I don't know, maybe it gives
his otherwise carefree life

a little bit more meaning.

I haven't had that since my temple days.

Uh, Lev

Hasn't.

Hmm.

[CHIMES, VIBRATES]

Missed call from Ruby
Malone for Seattle City Council?

I'm pretty sure that's Mel's ex.

Why is she calling me?

MEL: Hey, Kaela. It's Mel.

You need to get to SafeSpace.

- The Unseen are here...
- [CLICK]

Call her back.

[LINE RINGS, BEEPS]

AUTOMATED VOICE: The
number you have reached


- is not in service at this time.
- The line's disconnected.

HARRY: I don't understand.

Infinite Home Video?

Think it's an inside
joke, but, honestly,

I'm not even sure.

Well, how could you not know?

Because I was sent here

years ago.

I can move through liminal spaces

like this in the Veil,

but I can't get back to the real world.

That's why I came looking for you.

"I gave my word.

"My word is my vow."

- You're...
- A Whitelighter.

Was. Like you.

And I need your help.

If you were a
Whitelighter, I'd know you.

And how did you survive
the death of the Elders?

[SCOFFS]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

And how'd you know about me?

The tapes.

The tapes?

All of this world's history.

Okay. Look.

I don't know what this
place or you really are,

but I need to get back to the Veil.

There's a muse I was sent to contact.

Listen to me.

That scarf led you to a banshee.

The blood on it wasn't from a muse.

It looks like someone set you up.

Which is what I need to figure out.

Please! You can't just leave!

[GASPS]

_

[CLATTERING]

Everything all right?

I don't know.

Duncan said Camellia was
wearing this when she d*ed.

DIANA: That scarf led you to a banshee.

It looks like someone set you up.

You gave Camellia's scarf to Roxie.

You knew I wouldn't
find her using this blood.

You have to tell me, Duncan.

What did you do?

- k*ll Roxie's wife?
- [PANTING]

It was...

It was so much worse than that.

It's not working.

I don't think it's
technically an injury.

Uh, we should get back to Mel.

Yeah. Right.

Hey, about what happened earlier...

For the record, I wasn't planning...

Me either.

I mean, not that it...

It wasn't, like...

It was a mistake. [CHUCKLES]

Won't happen again.

[ELEVATOR RUMBLES]

We're moving.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Who are you?

[SCOFFS] Better question.

- Where is she?
- [THUD]

[GRUNTING]

Go, go.

Finally, I get to make you pay.

After your little GemCast post...

And what about your posts?

You doxxed us.

You put people we love in danger.

Everything you post is out of context.

Never showing how much they help,

how much we all care.

You want context?

She is the reason my brother d*ed.

He was m*rder*d due to your negligence.

I'm so sorry your brother
was taken from you.

I've lost loved ones, too.

And I know how v*olence
and anger can seem

like the only way forward.

I know how it can feel.

Like nothing can ever...

Door through a containment spell, check.

You think you can draw
one into a bank vault?

- Just curious.
- Shh, shh.

What?

When I lost him...

I never felt so alone.

But the Unseen

have shown me there is another way.


The Lost One will free us all.

KAELA: Maggie!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GASPS]

Where'd you get a hammer?

I had, like, five seconds
to find a w*apon.

- You said hurry.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Seems like we missed a lot.

You don't have to do this.

- Grab her.
- Wait just a second.

I heard what you said

when we were trapped inside that church.

I understand why you
haven't felt included

or protected.

I haven't been the best
leader in our community.

But I want to be better.

We need more than
you wanting to be better.

We need action.

We need representation.

I hear you.

I really do.

Look, we can call off this raid

if your sisters and you just...

- [GASPS]
- [CHOKING]

Time for compromise is over.

Sometimes you just
got to burn it all down.

Your neck.

- You got hit by a blocker.
- KAELA: A what?

DEV: Bright blue hair.
Frosty personality. No?

They can temporarily cut off
your powers through meditation.

How do we undo its effects?

We take out the blocker.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

It's Mel.

She must have got the
phones working again.

Hey, M...

Not Mel.

But if you want her
to survive the night,


you'll bring me the
other half of the bowl.


And I know Kaela's with you,

so don't try anything dodgy.

[ALERT BEEPING STEADILY]

This little witch tracker is

quite handy.

Oh, and...

If I were you, I'd hurry.

- We need to get your powers back.
- And fast.

Mel looked like she needed healing.

Sunny's probably got the blocker
tucked away someplace safe.

Meditating.

She'll be open for an att*ck.

There's no time.

We have to at least act like
we're gonna make the trade.

Look, Sunny doesn't know I'm here.

I'll take out the blocker.

Wait, what?

I'll be careful. Don't worry.

Just take care of yourself, okay?

And...

I'll be at that gig in Iceland.

- [CHUCKLES]
- You or Jaela?

Me. Me and you.

DUNCAN: It wasn't
always this epic romance.


The way Roxie saw things was...

Was not how Camellia experienced it.

I was an orphan,

and they took me in.

I helped Camellia with
the bar when Roxie slept.


Camellia loved Roxie deeply,

but...

Seven years without her,

alone...

The bar became like a prison.

The night she d*ed, Duncan.

What happened that night?

DUNCAN: There was a fight.

Some demons came after a banshee.

It got ugly.

It all became too much.

The-the politics,

the-the dangers of running
the Blue Camellia alone, and...


The pressure, the...

The loneliness.

Loving Roxie just got too hard.

No, Camellia.

No!

No.

Uh, she just took off.

Camellia is alive?

I don't know.

I haven't spoken to her since she left.

Harry, you have to understand.

Their relationship was over.

There was no changing that.

You thought if Roxie knew what happened,

she'd close the bar.

And it's the only home
most of these creatures have,

the only place they feel safe.

The only place you feel safe.

You can't tell her, Harry.

It will break her.

And she is all I have left.

MAGGIE: We're here.

We got the other half of the bowl.

- Mel.
- Stay back.

No, first the rest of the bowl.

- Hand it over.
- Not until you untie her.

Mel, you okay?

Nobody's untying anyone.

Hey, where is Sunny?

Dev. [SIGHS]

I knew they'd try something,
but I didn't expect you.

You don't belong with them.

You're one of us.

I know you, Dev.

You don't put your
neck out for lost causes.

So, here,

free ticket out of this mess.

This ain't your fight, mate.

Smoke out of here.

Live to sing another day.

You're wrong.

This is my fight.

[GRUNTS]

Maggie, your neck.

Mel, our powers.

MEL: Just hand over
the other half of the bowl,

and we'll let you all
walk away, no trouble.

And what if we came
here looking for trouble?

[DEV SCREAMING]

Dev?

[KNOCKING]

I have something to tell you.

You don't have to.

I hear everything
that goes on in my bar.

What are you gonna do now?

About Camellia?

Grieve.

And Duncan?

[SCOFFS]

He's all I have, too.

I know this is not what
you envisaged by closure.

Trust me.

I've lived with that pain.

Could you get out of my office?

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Dev.

Hey, Dev!

Dev, please. No.

SUNNY: Looks like you're
a real Charmed One after all.

Sacrificing others to
maintain your power.

You did this.

You k*lled him. Not me.

Mm...

Sorry.

And now I'm gonna k*ll you,

because I've got four lives to your one.

I don't like your odds.

MAGGIE: Just give us the damn bowl!

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

Jordan, look out!

[GRUNTING]

Any last words?

You're gonna wish you didn't do that.

MEL: We got to find Kaela.

SUNNY: Are we doing this or not?

Guess the bitch really
does have nine lives.

Hands off.

Okay.

Sensitive about the arm.

[KAELA GASPS]

You've only got four lives left.

[GROANS]

[PANTING]

What are you...

[CRIES OUT]

[SCREAMS]

[WHEEZING]

How many lives you got now?

Hmm?

Don't you dare.

Aah!

[GASPS]

[DOOR OPENS]

- Kaela.
- Kaela.

[DOOR CLOSES]

KAELA: Oh,

Dev.

Let's get you home.

We can stay with you.

Whatever you need.

No.

No, I need to be alone right now.

♪ Make me so bad ♪

♪ That you have... ♪

Please just go put that
bowl wherever it needs to be.

♪ We were bleeding ♪

Can't just be for nothing.

♪ From the start ♪

God, my heart's breaking for her.

♪ Could make it stop ♪

♪ Make me ♪

♪ A memory ♪

♪ That comes and goes ♪

♪ Anytime you need ♪

♪ We were bleeding ♪

♪ From the start ♪

_

♪ No tourniquet ♪

♪ Could make it stop ♪

♪ And all ♪

♪ Seemed lost... ♪

Hey.

♪ Seemed lost ♪

- After Dev, I...
- [DOOR CLOSES]

Wanted to make sure you were okay.

Yeah.

I'll be all right.

Okay.

- I can go, I...
- Wait.

I'm...

I'm not okay.

♪ From the start ♪

Could you just stay tonight?

♪ No tourniquet ♪

Hey.

Of course.

[DOOR OPENS]

We're closed.

Harry told me.

I have had a hell
of a night, too, but...

I couldn't stop thinking
about how you were doing.

I'm not...

Doing great.

You should turn and
walk out of here, Mel.

Why?

Because being with me is hard.

The same has been said about me.

Maybe it's a sign.

♪ Seemed lost ♪

♪ And all ♪

♪ Seemed lost... ♪

♪ Seemed lost. ♪

Hey.

Where are you?

I assume you gave me
this to get back here.

Sorry I have to do this.

Do what?

[MURMURING]

I'm the only survivor.

But...

Our sacrifices were not in vain.

You got the Unity Bowl?

I got something better.

- [GRUNTS]
- [OTHERS GASP]

This is how we get the
revenge we deserve.

The Lost One

will make the Charmed Ones pay.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Kaela ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Kaela ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, Kaela ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Kaela ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Kaela. ♪
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