07x11 - The Fight Before Christmas [2]

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Act One.

PROLOGUE
[Kelsey Grammer introduces a few clips from "Back Talk," the first part
of this special two-parter.]

Scene One - Frasier's Apartment.
It's Christmas Week in Seattle. Not only is the Space Needle supporting
fairy lights, but the apartment is also adorned with stylish Christmas
decorations. Martin is at work on a little toy Santa when Frasier
enters.

Frasier: Oh, Good Lord, Dad. You've been tinkering with that thing for
hours. Don't you think that maybe "Dancing Santa" could sit
this Christmas out?
Martin: Oh, I've got to get it ready for your big party tomorrow night.

The doorbell sounds. Frasier crosses to the door.

Frasier: Oh, no need, Dad. There will be plenty of things to delight
my guests. We'll be caroling and playing games. Oh, and I'll
be reading "A Child's Christmas in Wales" to bring the evening
to a close.
Martin: [to himself] That should do it!

Frasier opens the door to Roz, wrapped up for winter. She is carrying
an extravagant silver punch bowl.

Roz: Hey, Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, hello, Roz.
Roz: Hey, Martin.
Martin: Hello, Roz.
Roz: I can't stay, I just stopped by to drop off your punch bowl.
Frasier: Well, thank you, Roz. Say, what kind of punch did you serve?
Roz: Well, first I filled it with ice. Then I just poured orange
juice and vodka over it.
Frasier: Well, Roz, that's just a giant screwdriver!
Roz: Yeah, so? What am I, Martha Stewart?
Frasier: Fine! Thanks anyway, I'm really going to be needing this bowl
tomorrow evening. There's going to be a crowd of guests.
I've invited the entire building - including Cam Winston.
Martin: Oh!
Frasier: In the spirit of Christmas I've decided to put an end to our
feud.
Roz: What are you feuding about?
Martin: Oh, he parks his SUV right next to Frasier's Beemer!
Frasier: Yes well, that car is grotesquely oversized. I've often been
forced to exit from the passenger's side. Many a time, I've
been brought to grief on my gear shift! [exits to kitchen]
Roz: Why doesn't he just back in?
Martin: Are you kidding? He can barely hit that space even when the
guy's car isn't there!

Roz smiles and heads to the door. Daphne appears from her room.

Daphne: Hi, Roz.
Roz: Hey, Daphne. [calls] Bye, guys! [they ad-lib goodbyes]
Daphne: You leaving?
Roz: Yeah.
Daphne: Actually, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.

Daphne takes Roz out into the hall and closes the door behind her.

Roz: What is it?
Daphne: The other day I found out something about Dr. Crane I wasn't
supposed to know.
Roz: [excited] Frasier?
Daphne: No, his brother. Apparently, he's had a crush on me for
years.
Roz: [exhales] Thank God!
Daphne: What do you mean, "Thank God?"
Roz: I've been afraid for months I'd be the one to blow the
secret.
Daphne: You mean you knew?
Roz: Well, everybody kinda did.
Daphne: And nobody said anything?
Roz: Well, if Niles wasn't ready to say anything, it wasn't our
place to do it. Well, who spilt the beans? It was Frasier,
wasn't it?
Daphne: Yeah, but he doesn't know he told me.
Roz: He doesn't?
Daphne: Well, he was on those painkillers for his back and, well,
I can't very well discuss it with Dr. Crane, he's so close
to Dr. Crane, if I told him he might tell Dr. Crane and then
Dr. Crane might feel embarrassed.
Roz: Yeah, why confuse things?
Daphne: The whole thing's just a bit awkward.
Roz: I don't see why. Niles has a girlfriend now, so obviously
he's gotten over you, and you're engaged to Donny.
Daphne: I suppose when you look at it like that there's really no
reason to feel awkward.

The elevator doors then open to reveal Niles who steps into the
corridor with some books. Daphne becomes very nervous and looks
away from him.

Niles: Well, there's a Christmas tableau: "Naughty & Nice."

Roz fakes a smile and steps onto the elevator.

Daphne: Hello, Dr. Crane.
Niles: Hello, Daphne.
Daphne: I'd see you inside but... I just have to... [excuses] Take
out the garbage! [Niles looks confused] It's in my pocket.

Daphne rushes onto the elevator with Roz as Niles enters the
apartment and greets his brother and father.

Niles: Frasier, I brought those caroling books you asked for.
Frasier: [takes them] Thank you so much. Yes, here we are. "The First
Songs From A Victorian Christmas" and "Elizabethan Tidings of
Joy." Now we're ready to party! Niles, what do you think?
Should we start with the caroling or should we hold off until
we've played a spirited game of "The Minister's Cat?"
Niles: Start with the game, then the caroling, then perhaps the
guests will be ready for another game.
Martin: Yeah, Russian Roulette!
Niles: [looks at watch] So, I'm off.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, if you're not busy this evening, perhaps you
could help me string popcorn garlands.
Niles: Ah, unfortunately, I have to see Maris tonight.
Martin: Maris?! What the hell do you have to see her for?
Niles: Sadly, to pay my condolences. It seems our old gardener has
passed away unexpectedly.
Frasier: Oh, not Yoshi. Gosh, that's too bad.
Niles: He had a heart att*ck when he was out trimming Maris's
elaborate hedge maze. The paramedics never had a chance.
Martin: Well, I feel bad about Yoshi, but are you sure it's a good
idea spending the evening with Maris?
Niles: Well, she's terribly upset. Maris and Yoshi were very close.
In fact I remember he once made a topiary likeness of her
and wept without shame when it developed root rot. Well, the
problem is, I had to cancel on Mel tonight.
Frasier: Oh, really? Well, Niles, if you want my advice, I wouldn't
mention Maris to Mel.
Niles: What?
Frasier: The last thing a new girlfriend wants to hear is that you're
consoling your ex-wife.
Niles: Well, I hate to lie to Mel. Though I do see your point,
Frasier.
Martin: Ha-hey! There he goes!

The "Dancing Santa" springs to life, to Martin's joy. It begins
wiggling its hips from side to side, dancing to music. Niles and
Frasier are horrified.

Niles: [putting on a joyful facade] Dad! Santa's back!
Martin: Yeah! It's the darndest thing, every year when I take him out
of the box, something's wrong with it. But I always manage to
fix him again.
Niles: Good for you, Dad. [to Frasier, sotto voce] I told you to dunk
it underwater.
Frasier: I did!

Niles exits as Frasier looks concerned at the grotesque figurine.

FADE OUT

ANYONE FOR A HOT BUTTERED MARGARITA?


Scene Two - KACL Foyer
It is the office Christmas party. The foyer is decorated for
Christmas, Mexican style. Even the food has the taste of Mexico.
Frasier is nibbling as Kenny approaches.

Kenny: Hey Doc. Merry Christmas.
Frasier: Hi, Kenny. My, the station has certainly outdone itself this
year with the Christmas in Mexico theme.
Kenny: It was my idea. It hit me when I realized their sauces are
red and green.
Frasier: [laughs] Well, that's why you're the boss.

Kenny drifts off as Roz approaches him.

Roz: Hey, Frasier, what time's your party tonight?
Frasier: [quiets her] Please keep your voice down, you're the only one
from the station I've invited.
Roz: The only one?!
Frasier: Yes, but don't worry, there'll be scads of people, because
I invited everyone in my building. Seven o’clock!

Roz goes off to mingle as Gil arrives with some macho gingerbread men.

Frasier: Oh, Gil, Merry Christmas.
Gil: And to you, Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Gil: I hope you've saved room for dessert.
Frasier: Have you been baking?
Gil: I have! Gingerbread men.
Frasier: Oh my, [looks] don't they look... muscular!
Gil: Yes well, my wife and I made a New Year's Resolution; Deb
and I have joined a gym to slim down and buff up. We needed
these to inspire us.
Frasier: Ah yes, there's nothing to strengthen a dieter's resolve like
a good motivational pastry.
Gil: Precisely. The problem is they're so delicious, I've already
had three. [picks one up] This is my last little man, I
promise. [starts to eat him] Oh, Gil, who are you kidding?
[wanders off]
Frasier: [aside] No one, Gil.

Then Mel, Niles's girlfriend, approaches him.

Mel: Frasier.
Frasier: Mel.
Mel: Hello.
Frasier: Well, gosh, I never expected to see you here.
Mel: Oh, well, I was one of the doctors on "Health Chat" during
cosmetic surgery week. I did a segment on breast augmentation.
Frasier: Ah, how uplifting! [laughs but Mel doesn't find it funny]
Mel: Yes well, Niles is hanging up our coats. So did you two have
a good dinner last night?
Frasier: Oh, no, no, actually we didn't have dinner last night, I was
too busy planning my party. But please don't mention it to
any of my colleagues, they're not invited...

However, when Frasier turns around Mel has disappeared to find Niles.

Frasier: Mel?
Niles: [arrives] Frasier, Frasier, glad I saw you. About last night,
if Mel should ask...
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Niles: Oh, no.
Frasier: Oh, yes.
Niles: And you...?
Frasier: I'm afraid so.
Niles: Damn you! Well, you're the one who told me to lie to her and
now you fail to back me up!

Niles hits him on the shoulder – well, "hit" being used loosely – and
then goes to find Mel.

Frasier: [shouts after him] Well, I'm a little preoccupied, I'm having
a party tonight for two hundred people!

Kenny is walking past and hears this. He looks upset and Frasier looks
guilty.

Kenny: Well, I won't lie to you, Doc. This hurts!

Meanwhile, Niles tries to reason with Mel, who has already put on
her coat to leave.

Niles: Mel, Mel, darling, please, quick, quick come here, sweetheart.
Mel: Niles-
Niles: I know you're upset, darling, but...
Mel: Please, we're at a party.
Niles: All right, you're right, we'll talk about it later.
Mel: No, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face.

They both put on permanent grins.

Mel: Don't embarrass me - as if I could be further embarrassed
after you lied to me.
Niles: I can explain.
Mel: No, no, no, you don't need to. When a man lies about where
he's been, it's not hard to guess the reason. So what's the
little whore's name?
Niles: [laughs to cover] No, no, darling. The reason I told you that
I was dining with Frasier was actually, I was out...
Mel: Yes?
Niles: Getting your Christmas present.
Mel: [covers her mouth with embarrassment and happiness] My
present! Oh, darling, I'm so sorry. I should have known.
Niles: I'm so glad you're forgiving me. Or is that your party face?
Mel: No, of course not. [kisses him] Why don't you hang my coat
back up and I'll get us something to drink?
Niles: Of course.

Niles does as Mel wanders over to Frasier at the punch bowl and pours
a drink.

Frasier: Oh, Mel, this is awkward.
Mel: Oh, no, no, no, Frasier. Niles explained everything and
while I don't like being lied to, I do appreciate why he did
it.
Niles: [runs over, worried] Ooh, hello! Hello, chatting, are we?
Frasier: Well, actually I was just apologizing for my part in your
little misunderstanding.
Niles: Well, then of course you were discussing the present.
Frasier: Oh, yes, the present. [lifts glass] And the future, Maris is
all in the past!
Mel: [sharply] Maris?
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Mel: You were with Maris last night?
Niles: Well...
Mel: How dare you?! [leaves to coat stand]
Niles: [to Frasier] Anything else in the box, Pandora?

Niles tries to again to win back Mel. Roz is standing just behind
them.

Niles: Mel, please.
Mel: Don't touch me, no.
Niles: Party face, party face.
Mel: Forget the party face. You're obviously still in love with
you and I'm not about to share you. Goodbye. [exits]
Frasier: Niles, Niles, I'm so sorry.
Niles: Frasier, don't pretend to be sorry. All you care about is
your precious party that you're hosting tonight!

Niles exits as the room falls silent and everyone else looks at Frasier,
upset that they're not invited. Frasier slowly inches out of the
foyer.

End of Act One.

Act Two.


Come 'A Wassailing
To
Frasier Crane's Holiday Fest
Elliot Bay Towers #1901
Regrets Only



Scene One - Frasier's Apartment.
Frasier is pouring out some punch as Daphne and Donny fool around on
the piano. Donny is playing a simple, one fingered version of "Jingle
Bells."

Donny: Don't be nervous, honey.

They are building up to Daphne's bit...

Donny: Bring it home, Daphne!

Which is a chord as a finale.

Donny: Daphne Moon, everybody! We'll take your requests.
Martin: [entering from kitchen] How about a little "Silent Night"?

Martin begins to start on the appetizers.

Frasier: Oh, stop that!
Martin: What?
Frasier: Those are for the party.
Martin: [looks around] In case you haven't noticed: I am the party.
Donny: Didn't the invitation say it was for seven o’clock?
Daphne: I hope people knew it was for tonight.
Frasier: Stop worrying, they'll be here. They're probably just
fashionably late. People do love to make an entrance,
you know.

The doorbell sounds.

Frasier: A-ha! Daphne, open the floodgates!

However, when Daphne opens the door, there stands just one very
miserable Niles with a bag of Christmas presents.

Niles: Hello.
Daphne: Evening, Dr. Crane. Isn't Mel with you?
Niles: No, she won't be coming. We broke up.
Daphne: [anxious] What?
Niles: Yup, this afternoon.
Daphne: Goodness, I'm so sorry.
Frasier: Did you try to call her, Niles?
Niles: I left a dozen messages.
Donny: Oh, no, I'm so sorry. How long were you guys together?
Niles: Oh, no that long. Still, I was optimistic.
Donny: Did you talk about moving in together? Make any long term
plans?
Niles: This is really bringing out the lawyer in you, isn't it?
[laughs]
Donny: The bartender, actually. I was just wondering how big a drink
to make you.
Niles: Ah, big! Scotch.

Donny, Niles and Daphne go to the drinks table. Donny pours him a
nice glassful as Frasier exits.

Donny: Don't worry, Niles. We'll fix you up with somebody.
Niles: Oh, thanks Donny, I don't think this is a time for me to be
meeting someone new.
Donny: Someone old, then. You know, an old flame, an ex-girlfriend,
someone who got away. Huh? [Daphne looks nervous] Come on
Niles, there must be somebody you had your eye on before Mel.
Daphne: Donny, please! Can't you see you're making him uncomfortable!

She storms off to her room.

Donny: What? I was just trying to help, honey! You see, Niles, it's
not us, it's the holidays. It makes women crazy!

Meanwhile, in the hallway, Frasier has his ear to the elevator door.
He hears a group arriving and stands back with a gleeful expression
to greet them. The doors open to reveal a packed elevator.

Frasier: A-ha, hello everyone! Come in, come in!

Roz squeezes from the back and meets Frasier.

Frasier: That's very nice, ladies first. Now, no crowding, no pushing.
[laughs]

However, they stay inside and the doors shut.

Frasier: Where are they going?
Roz: I've got bad news for you. That feud you were having with the
guy upstairs? It isn't over. He's having his own party.
Frasier: Damn him! He's siphoning off my guests.

They enter the apartment.

Frasier: You know, you won't believe this. That dreadful Cam Winston
is having a competing party!
Donny: Oh, that's what that was. Some big sign in the lobby, it said
"Winston Party 2000."
Frasier: Yes, that's his apartment number. Well, two can play at that
game! Donny!
Donny: Yeah?
Frasier: [gives him paper, a pen and some scissors] Do me a favor,
will you? Make me one of those signs, see what you can
fashion out of these crude implements.
Donny: Okay, I'll try.
Martin: I don't know whether that's a good idea, Fras.
Frasier: What?
Martin: Well, "Winston Party 2000" sounds like the party of the future.
"Crane Party 1901" sounds like... well, this.
Roz: Don't worry about it, Frasier. You always throw a good party.
This place'll be hopping in no time.
Frasier: Thanks, Roz.

Roz enters the kitchen and flicks open her mobile.

Roz: [into phone] Hey, Connie, it's a morgue here. Is the party at
the station still happening? Great, I'll be there as soon as
I can.

Daphne enters the kitchen as Roz hangs up.

Roz: Oh, hey Daphne.
Daphne: You're not going to believe this. Dr. Crane broke up with
Mel.
Roz: Oh, yeah, I know, I heard.
Daphne: Is there anything you don't know before I do?
Roz: I overheard them at the office Christmas party.
Daphne: Really, what happened?
Roz: Well, okay, don't freak out. Mel accused Niles of still being
in love with someone else.
Daphne: My God, that's me! I'm someone.
Roz: I said not to freak out.
Daphne: But what if he says something to me?
Roz: Just let him down gently.
Daphne: Oh, it never works out that easily. You know how it is when
you say no to a guy.
Roz: [uncertain] Yeah... sure.
Daphne: It just gets messy after that. You say you'll be friends, but
you never are. It ruins everything.
Roz: He's not going to say anything tonight. As long as Donny's
here you're totally safe.

Meanwhile, Frasier is pushing Donny out the door with the sign.

Frasier: Let's find a prominent place to put this. Preferably right
on top of Winston's sign!

Donny exits. Frasier turns back and sees Niles taking a long pull of
his glass.

Frasier: Oh, go easy there, Niles.
Niles: Oh, haven't you given me enough advice for one day?

The oven timer dings.

Frasier: My canapés! [goes to kitchen]
Martin: You know, Niles, you look like you need cheering up.

Martin starts the "Dancing Santa" which knocks over all of the
presents, including one with makes a shattering noise.

Niles: Daphne's present!
Martin: Did it break?

Niles holds it and the sound of broken glass is obvious.

Niles: Well, we won't know until she opens it!
Martin: I'm sorry, but, hey look. [gives him Mel's present] You don't
need this one for Mel, do you?
Niles: Well, I guess not.
Martin: Okay, well here. [swaps gift tags] Put that in there, and this
right in here, problem solved.

Meanwhile, Frasier pushes Roz and Daphne out of the kitchen.

Frasier: All right, now, you two, I don't want everyone congregating
in the kitchen. Now go out and mingle!
Roz: [acting] Niles! Martin! I didn't see you come in!
Niles: [echoing] Roz! Daphne! I didn't want to give these out in
front of all the guests, but since there aren't any. [hands
over presents] Roz, this is for you, and Daphne, Merry
Christmas.
Daphne: Oh, Merry Christmas, thank you, Dr. Crane.

Niles's mobile rings and takes it into the kitchen. Meanwhile, the
ladies look at their gifts.

Daphne: [scared] Oh no, it's jewelry.
Roz: [bored] Oh no, it's a book.

DISSOLVE TO:

Scene Two - Frasier's Apartment - Later
Frasier and Martin are looking up to the next floor. Frasier is
holding a dish with some hors d’oeuvres on it.

Frasier: My God, there must be a hundred people up there! Well,
I'll just show you what you're missing! [wafts the smell up]
Savory lamb tenders! Pesto-filled mushroom caps! Smell ‘em
and weep!
Martin: [patronizing] Come on, Frasier. Maybe we ought to walk you
back inside, there you are...
Frasier: [forlorn] Oh, Dad...

Meanwhile, Niles is talking to Mel on the phone in the kitchen.

Niles: [into phone] Yes, yes darling, that's wonderful. I'll see you
soon. [hangs up]

Frasier enters.

Niles: That was Mel!
Frasier: And?
Niles: I managed to explain about Yoshi, she's on her way over.
Frasier: Thank God!
Niles: I know.
Frasier: Another guest! [off Niles's glare] Oh, it's also wonderful
for you, Niles. Congratulations.
Niles: There is one minor detail I need to iron out. I also got a
message from Maris saying she wants to see me again. [gets a
bottle of water] I think she may have mistaken last night's
sympathy for affection.
Frasier: Oh, my. Well, Niles, if you want my advice-
Niles: Ooh, you know, you really need to stop saying that.

Daphne enters, unseen by the brothers.

Frasier: You've got to make your feelings clear to her, and the sooner
the better. There's very little point letting it drag on like
this.
Niles: You're right. I'll speak to her tonight.

Daphne, getting the wrong end of the stick, gasps and exits the kitchen.

Niles: At the moment, I just want to patch things up with Mel.
Frasier: A-ha. Well, you know, those antique earrings you bought her
should go a long way towards that.
Niles: [realizing] Oh... I gave them to Daphne!
Frasier: You did what?
Niles: Well, Daphne's gift broke and I didn't think Mel was coming.
Dad suggested I switch the gift cards.
Frasier: Oh, for God's sake. Dad and his meddling! Well, if you want
my advice... [off Niles's glare] You know where to find me.

Meanwhile, out in room, Roz is getting her coat to leave as Daphne
catches her.

Daphne: Roz!
Roz: What?
Daphne: You can't go.
Roz: Why not?

Niles enters and catches Daphne.

Niles: Daphne, I'm sorry to interrupt. I need to speak with you.
It's a private matter, would you join me out on the balcony
for a moment?
Daphne: All right.
Niles: Thank you.

Niles exits to the balcony.

Roz: Whoa! He's gonna tell you.
Daphne: [imitating her] Oh no, not tonight, not while Donny's here!
[then] Roz!
Roz: Okay, so I was wrong. Boy, this is rough. What are you going
to do?
Daphne: I don't know. I guess I won't give him the chance. I'll speak
first, I'll just be direct. I'll tell him I know how he feels
about me, but I don't feel that way about him. I love Donny,
and nothing's going to happen between us.
Roz: Good. [re-thinks] Luck!

Daphne exits to the balcony where Niles is waiting for her.

Daphne: Hi.
Niles: Daphne, er, I wish there were an easier way to say this, I...
Daphne: Wait! I have something I'd like to say first. Dr. Crane, I
have to tell you that...

Daphne looks at him and just cannot bring herself to say it.

Niles: Oh Daphne, I am so sorry, what am I thinking? Here.

Niles, in his usual act of chivalry, takes his coat off and puts it
around Daphne.

Daphne: Oh, thank you. Anyway, Dr. Crane, I know that... [once again
she can't say it]
Niles: Yes?
Daphne: I'm sorry, I...
Niles: Why don't I start?
Daphne: No, Dr. Crane...
Niles: No, no, I really need to say this, I can't wait any longer.
Daphne...
Daphne: Yes?
Niles: This is so difficult for me.
Daphne: [almost hoping] Yes.

Pause.

Niles: I need my Christmas present back.
Daphne: ...You what?!

Meanwhile, in the main room, Frasier, Martin, Donny and Roz are
slumped, bored out of their minds.

Frasier: People will go almost anywhere for free food and booze.
Am I really so insufferable?
Roz: I could call up the station and see if people want to come
over.
Frasier: [sarcastic] Oh yes, Roz, let's call in the second string
guests. Let's fill my home with a bunch of angry, snubbed
co-workers. [then] Do you think they'd come?

Then a bunch of people begin entering and all is better.

Frasier: Fashionably late! Hello, everyone. Come in, Merry Christmas.
Help yourself to the drinks.

Meanwhile, Donny smells a fish.

Donny: Okay, Marty, how did you get these people down here?
Martin: Oh, I just called an old buddy in the fire department and
told him that that many people in one place had to be a code
violation.
Donny: Oh, that is smart. But aren't there going to be the same
number of people down here?
Frasier: All right, everyone, we'll start by singing some carols and
then we will choose our teams for "The Minister's Cat."
Martin: [to Donny] I don't think that's going to be a problem.

Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne are still chatting out on the balcony.

Niles: I feel terrible about this, and of course, I'll replace the
gift.
Daphne: That's all right. [takes coat off] Well, I won't be needing
this anymore. [hands it back to him]
Niles: Daphne, Daphne, Daphne, you never finished what you were
going to say.
Daphne: Oh, well, it was about the gift. Well, I could see from the
box that you got me jewelry from "Beady & Sons" and I didn't
get you anything nearly as grand. Well, doesn't matter now.

Daphne looks into the apartment and notices Mel has arrived.

Daphne: Oh, Mel. She's here.
Niles: Yes, excuse me.

Niles enters and approaches her as Daphne goes to Roz. Niles picks up
the Christmas present on the way and changes tags.

Niles: I'm so glad you came. [gives her the present] Merry Christmas.
Mel: Merry Christmas.

Meanwhile, Roz and Daphne have a little chat.

Roz: So, how did it go? Did you tell him?
Daphne: Never got the chance, he went first. It turned out he'd just
given me the wrong gift and wanted it back.
Roz: You're kidding! You must be so relieved.
Daphne: I'll say! I've never been so relieved in my life.

Frasier gathers everyone for the carols.

Frasier: All right, everyone, we'll start with an easy one.

He strikes up the piano as everyone begins singing "Deck The Halls".

Chorus: Deck the halls with bows of holly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Tis' the season to be jolly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la.

As they are singing Daphne keeps glancing behind her at Niles and
Mel, who are kissing tenderly. Daphne keeps looking at him with
sorrow. Does she love him?

End of Act Two.

Credits:

Martin is standing on the balcony after the party. He notices a
little black cowboy hat on the floor and realizes it's from his
"Dancing Santa." It looks like he tried to use his magic sleigh,
as Martin looks down from the balcony trying to spot the fallen fat
man.

When Frasier arrives, he connects the two, and chases after him.