04x22 - More Everyone's Tube

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Beep]

[Chimes]

Wassup, Internet!

Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions.

See if you can guess what they are.

[Beep]

Hello.

It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man.

Mwah!

Aah!

Miki chan!

[Girly voice]

Oh, Jack, I love you!

I don't care if we're from different worlds!

[Manly voice]

Iceberg!

Kapow!

[Girly voice]

Oh, no!

We're sinking!

[Manly voice]

Save yourself, Rose!

[Girly voice]

Jack, you fool!

Ah!

Ice Bear wants to play.

["Finding Nemo" plays]

I'm lost!

Oh, Father, where are you?!

I am here, Son.

Meet your new mother.

I love you.

Yay!

[Harry Potter]

Wands at the ready!

Scared, Wizard?

You wish.

Abracadabra.

Gah!

Thug life.

["Star Wars" theme]

Hey, wait.

I'm still in my wizard outfit.

Gah!

Ice Bear: I am your father.

Weak.

Okay, g*ng, that's it for now!

Be sure to "like" and subscribe!

And leave a comment.

[Panda, girly voice]

Yoohoo.

I'm ready for my close up!

Beautiful.

[Girly voice]

Yoohoo.

I'm ready for my close up!

A little adjustment...

there we go!

1, 2, 3, 4 [Music]

♪ When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did ♪

♪ I would ride faster than anyone else that lived ♪

♪ Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go ♪

♪ It was a tree I secretly planted ♪

♪ And it started to grow ♪

♪ I built a treehouse for you and for me ♪

♪ But you built a wall ♪

♪ And now, I can't see your heart ♪

♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪

[Music continues]

[Camera shutter clicking]

[Kazoo solo]

♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪

♪ Heeeeeeeaaaaaart ♪ Yo, Internet!

We back at it again at the bear cave.

We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers!

[Laughs]

Check it out.

[Horn blows, music]

[Laughter]

Cuke boys!

Cuke boiz.

[Horn blows, music]

[Laughing]

Cuke boiz in the house!

[Silent chuckle]

What is funny?

[Laughs]

Grizz: Nothing.

[Horn blows, music]

[Laughter]

Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?!

Just cucumbers, then!

[Whispers]

Do it.

Do more.

Do more.

Do a lot more!

[Laughter, cackling]

Panda: Haha, the vacuum!

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

We just had a great idea.

[Laughs]

Check this out.

Cuke boiz in the house!

[Grizz laughing]

'Sup, bro.

Ice Bear is preparing di...

[gasps]

Aughhh!

Oh, my gosh, Panda!

Hey, um...

Well, I hope you liked the video.

Ow!

[Groaning]

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.

Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.

[Groaning]

Buckets!

Denied.

sh**t it, Pan Pan!

Man: Ow!

Uh, hey!

Is somebody in there?

N-Nobody.

Just some local flora.

Okay, come out, dude.

What the...?

Hmm.

Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell.

Wha...

Are you stalking us or something?

[Laughs]

Hardly, my dear caniform companions.

I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you.

Studying you in your natural ecological niche!

Oh, okay.

Well, whatcha got so far?

Let me see.

[Creepy music]

You don't know about bears.

Oh, I do, ursus arctos.

I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist ...

Baba-boo!

Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros.

And that's us.

Drop the b*at!

[Music]

♪ So, I heard you want the facts ♪

♪ The bare bone facts on me and my bros ♪

Yes, your scientific taxon.

♪ Well, you're in luck today, friend ♪

♪ We'll tell you what you need to know ♪

♪ How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe ♪

♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪

♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪

♪ I can dunk a million basketballs ♪

What?

♪ My jump can touch the sun ♪

♪ Uh, yeah.

about that.

Don't mean to hurt your pride ♪

♪ Look, but bears just can't jump ♪

♪ It says so in the guidebook ♪

♪ Well, we're talented in other ways ♪

♪ I can play the drums ♪

♪ And bears are the best at video games ♪

♪ How?

You don't have thumbs ♪ Aw, dang, he's right.

[K-pop b*at plays]

♪ Well, I can't speak for grizzlies ♪

♪ But pandas, we got style, yeah ♪

♪ Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah ♪

♪ Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts ♪

♪ Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast ♪

♪ Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies ♪

♪ Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies ♪

♪ Um, forget it.

Pandas, we've got artistic genius ♪

♪ Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic ♪

♪ But frankly, have you seen this?

♪ Okay, what, do you have a verse now?

♪ Ice Bears are the...

Coolest ♪ ♪ Strongest ♪

♪ Best bear ♪ That's actually accurate.

But I take issue with the rest.

♪ What's true is true ♪

♪ What's fact is fact ♪

♪ No need to embellish on the traits that you lack ♪

♪ You three are bears ♪ ♪ Top of the food chain ♪

♪ As perfect as the setting sun ♪

♪ And natural as rain ♪

♪ So, see yourself as I see you ♪

♪ Three perfect beings, through and through ♪

♪ With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true ♪

♪ Just doing what bears do ♪

♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Bears ♪

[Click]

[Music]

Oh, hey there, fellow crafters!

And welcome back to another exciting episode of ...

ah!

... Tabes' Craft Corner!

Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man.

A pinecone ...

it's nature's backpack for seeds.

See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply.

And they're free ...

provided you're not in a National Park ...

in which case, remember ...

take only pictures, leave only footprints.

Or I will find you and ...

And next, the googly eyes.

Now, the great thing about googly eyes is...

[Fastforwarding]

And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do.

Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up.

Wait, hang on, where's my glue g*n?

Give it back, dang it!

This is my glue g*n!

[Snarling]

[Pants]

Okay, got it!

Now, remember, always be careful with glue g*ns.

They can get extremely hot.

Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on fire safety.

[Sirens wailing]

Yes, sir!

Fire and heat are not to be trifl...

Aughh!

Tabes, how did this happen?!

Put it out!

Put it out!

Ow!

I think I left it preheating too long!

How about an extinguisher?

Do you have one of those?!

Anything to...

[Music]

And voilà!

The pinecone man is complete.

I hope you had as much fun making it as I did.

[Groaning]

Okay, my darlings, are you ready?

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Beatboxing]

♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock ♪

♪ And you can't find much to do ♪

♪ And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around ♪

♪ Or hang with somebody somebody new ♪

♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪

♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪

♪ When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun ♪

♪ And you're way to cool for the clubs ♪

♪ We can make a plan or just hang around ♪

♪ And snack on a honey bun ♪

♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪

♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba

[Beatboxing]

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Ahhhh ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

Ugh, I'm going home.

Man, they were great!

Oh, yeah.

They should, like, make a TV show or something!

We should make a show.

All: Hmm.

[Pop-up windows beeping]

[Hissing]

Done!

Done!