01x12 - The Secret Wedding of the American Teenager

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Previously on the Secret Life of the American Teenager.

You're only young once.

you should be having a little fun.

You don't think I could ever forget The night when we spent together at band camp,do you?

This is kinda my first date.

Yeah, it's kinda my first date, too.

Ben is fallng in love.

You should tell your parents about No.

Okay, people only know That Amy had sex with Ricky.

So are you with that Amy girl?

The one in the band?

I was only with her the one time.

You have a competition.

What?

The total loser,Ricky?

They slept together.

I've never had a boyfriend.

I've never had a girlfriend.

You love this girl, I can see it.

I do.

Are you having a baby?

Yeah.

Will you marry me?

I love you.

Then please help me get rid of this baby.

Did you guys tell anyone what's going on with me?

No.

I'm pregnant.

Amy, you can't be pregnant.

Maybe we should think about adoption.

If I did end up having the baby, Do you think I can get married?

Married?

Yeah??

Ben said he would marry me.

I think I do wanna be involved.

If you're gonna be involved with Amy and the baby, I don't think I can see you anymore.

He's having an affair with Adrian's mother.

It's one thing to suspecect something like that, It's another thing to have it confirmed by your own daughters.

Dad didn't mention anything about being broke, did he?

Every girl at this school feels you have every right to be here.

Looking for Adrian?

I heard Mr.Molina disappear too.

Like the two of them are together or somethg?

That's what I heard.

And I see you're not wearing your promise ring anymore.

No.

you saw me take it off.

I had sex with a Alice.

How'd it go?

I'm attracted to you.

Maybe we can do something tonight.

Take these with you.

You don't wanna end up like Amy Juergens.

Grace.

I am so sorry I've ever looked you up.

Your mother wants to be your best friend and I don't.

You need me.

forgive me, Adrian.

And let me make up for the past 16 years to you.

You cheated on me.

I did not.

And besides, you know, what if I did?

- You cheated on me.

- What happened to us?

I don't wanna be married to you anymore, George.

Good morning.

Morning.

I thought you're gonna go help out at school car wash.

Mom, I'm pregnant.

I told Madison we'd bring our car by the car wash, But I'm not actually wash any cars.

Oh I'm starving.

I think I'll have an egg white omelet with spinach.

And a glass of orange juice and maybe some whole wheat toast.

Mm, sounds good.

and healthy too.

I think I'll have the same.

What?

I think I'll have the same.

Okay.

Do you need some help?

I don't get it.

You're not making breakfast?

Oh, I thought I'd let you make breakfast, You know, just practise a little bit.

Oh, but mom, I'm kind of tired.

I'm kind of tired too.

Well, mom, I'm pregnant.

And, you know, I've been in school all week.

Amy, I think we need to talk.

In just a few months, you're gonna have a baby.

Yeah, I know.

And it's gonna be up to you to care for that baby.

Yes.

And care for yourself too.

Okay.

I mean not that I won't take care of you.

I'm your mother, I'll always take care of you.

Thank you.

Just like you'll always take care of your baby, Because it's your baby...

And if what you want to do is keep that baby, And just know that baby is your responsibility.

I know that, mom, But I still have to go to school And go to band practice, And do all the stuff I normally do.

If you can do all the stuff that you normally do, And take care of the baby.

I just assumed that you'd keep the baby while I went to school.

You can do that, right?

Keep the baby while I'm at school.

Amy, I have to get a job.

I've been looking for a job.

And hopefully soon I'll have one.

And where's the baby gonna be,mom, If you're at work and I'm at school?

Well, that's up to you..

And it's also up to you to pay for any child care That comes with the baby, don't you think?

No, not really.

I was hoping that you and dad would get back together, And then you wouldn't have to work and you can keep the baby?

Well, what if I don'wanna get back together thth dad?

What if I want to work?

Mom, you don't want to go to work.

That's why you stay home.

Amy, we don't always get to do What we wanna do when we wanna do it.

That's not the way that life works.

And I didn't stay at home because I wanted to stay at home.

I stayed at home because somebody had to be here To take care of you and Ashley And I'm happy that we could afford to do that.

That I could stay home and take care of you.

But now it's my turn.

Now it's time for me to take care of me.

I don't smell any breakfast in here.

Grandpa needs a cup of coffee.

Yeah, well, you'll have to get it yourself.

That's the new rule round here.

What I miss?

I was just explaining to Amy that if she wants to keep the baby, Then she's gonna have to take care of that baby.

Why can't you do it?

Beuse I have to find a job.

Doing what?

You've never finished that bachelor's degree philosophy.

If you wanna be a philosopher you're gonna need that degree.

George, I think it's time that you move out And find your own place.

I think I'll get some coffee first.

And then find your own place.

We don't have any money.

Really?

See,I don't see how it's possible That we suddenly went broke in the past couple of months.

I think you're hiding the money.

So now you're a detective and a philosopher?

Well, shouldn't you have been able to figure out That Amy was pregnant sooner, as well as why she got pregnant?

George, I'm serious.

I want you to move out, and I want a divorce.

And it wasn't philosophy, I was majoring in women's studies.

Well, obviously, I didn't get your degree, And either I still wouldn't be waiting for a cup of coffee.

Divorce?

Divorce.

What's wrong?

Pass me the ketchup and I'll tell you.

I thought you said this is an emergency.

My mother decided that she's not going to keep the baby.

Excuse me?

She told me this morning that she's not gonna keep the baby.

She's going to get a job.

Now??at the worst possible time.

The baby's gonna be born in three months.

Why now?

Do you still wanna get married?

Of course.

But I think your parents said "no" to that one unfortunately.

I'm not asking for their permission this time, And neither should you.

And neither should your dad.

We have to do it now.

We're underage.

Do you wanna marry me?

Yes, I said I did, but I mean, I'd like our families to be there.

Well, Ben, this is not the type of wedding That you send out invitations to invite the family.

We have to elope.

I mean how?

Again, we're underage.I...

Fake IDs.

Sounds if you really thought this one through.

How did you get here?

Oh my mom dropped me off.

Told her applying for a job.

But I really just want a breakfast.

And I wanted to talk to you face to face.

We'd have to talk to my dad.

I want my dad to be there.

No dads.

we just need a couple of witnesses.

Like...

Any witnesses.

doesn't matter.

And when were you thinking of doing this?

The sooner the better.

And we were supposed to hang out tonight anyway, So why don't we just get married instead?

All right.

I mean, we're going to get married In a few years anyway, so...

Why not?

Let's do it.

Great.

Um, where do we get fake IDs?

Come on, let's call Adrian.

Call her see if she'll go out with me.

I can't, Tom.

Because of Ricky?

Yeah.

You can't go out with Ricky.

No,That's not what mom and dad said, They just said they like him.

They just need to get to know him better.

Read between the lines.

Read between the lines?

They will never know him.

They won't let you go out with him.

Ever.

Sounds like they won't let me go out with Betty.

Ever.

That's right, Tom.

You cannot go out with an internet prost*tute.

But I can go out with Ricky, right?

When you get to know him?

Tom, can I talk to Grace, alone?

Am I wrong?

I thought you said I could go out with him If you got to know him better.

Honey, here's what I've decided, After thinking about our conversation.

You can go out with Ricky, if that's what you wanna do.

You can stay out as late as you want, As long as I know where you are, who you're with And what you're doing.

Really?

when did you decide this?

When your dad decided he liked to go on a golf thing weekend with his buddies.

Oh, is he still upset over That little bit of information I overheard?

You heard wrong, Grace.

When I cheated on George...it wasn't with your dad, So he didn't know anything about that.

And I'm still upset with you for thinking that two of us were Being hycrcrital by asking you to wait until marriage.

Your father and I did wait until we got married.

And I do want you to wait.

Grace, you know, my mom was so strict That I never had any kind of physical contact with any guy Untill I married George, And basically I married him Because I wanted to have sex with him.

With Mr. Juergens?

Yeah...Only I couldn't say that to my mom.

We never talked about sex, are you kidding?

So, honey I I'm hoping that if you and I can talk, if If I don't force you in hiding things like my mother did, That you will wait and that you'll come to me And talk to me if situations are presenting themselves That make it difficult to wait.

But dad is coming home, right?

I mean, it didn't like cause you guys to get a divorce or something?

No, he'll be home soon.

He's just off on a golf trip.

I'm sure he'll be back in a couple of days, he just He need some time away from me.

I mean, he was pretty upset.

And I should've told him before, But I'm happy that it's out in the open.

I'm sorry.

Just learn something, honey.

If you make a bad decision, You're responsible for that decision, Even if it doesn't catch up with you for years.

You couldn't tell me that?

You know what, Tom?

You can date,too.

And I know someone if you're interested.

If it's Adrian, forget about it.

It won't work now that Grace is going out with Ricky.

Bad mix.

No.

We have someone new in the neighborhood, And I can fix you up if you want.

Now I don't mind changing schools, I just think he should consulte you.

You know, I think it's something we should've talked about together, As a family.

Well, he did say that he had some connections To put you into private school, and I didn't object.

But you didn't agree.

Mom, you put your hard-earned money into this condo.

In this neighborhood, so I can go to my school.

It's a magnet school.

It's a great school.

But you don't have great friends.

Look, this could be a fresh start.

Or it would set me back.

I mean, I'm doing really well.

And I'm the top of my class.

And I'm not...I hate to say this, because I like him.

But, nothing could should just get in his way.

So are you.

Look, if you don't want go to this school, Just tell him that you don't wanna go.

See, I don't know.

I don't know what I wanna do.

I mean, do you think that we can all just get together and talk?

Oh, I don't know, Adrian.

I've talked to Ruben.

But I haven't seen him in years..

Well, you should see him.

And you should let him see you.

I mean, you look great.

Show him what he missed out.

I don't know.

It's...it's just I get so intimidated with his job And his success and everything.

Don't let him do that to you.

You know your father has happily married.

And you've gone out with a lot of happily married guys.

I have not.

Ok, one or two.

but,it doesn't matter.

If you think I'm gonna get back with your father, This is not going to happen.

I'm not thinking that.

Are you thinking that?

No, I'm not thinking that.

Okay.

But you know that's his third wife he's living with...

What?

Those are her sons, not his.

They're stepsons.

And does he have children from his second marriage?

- Nope.

- Because I do know he has a son from his first marriage.

They live in Mexico.

Maybe then we should talk about this school thing.

Yeah, we should.

You're good.

You know, look Remember, I'm your mother, not your best friend.

Yeah, I know and I respect that.

I am kind of curious to see him.

Hi, Grace.

- Hi,Ricky.

- How are you?

I am great.

guess what?

Oh, I'm not that good at guessing.

My mom said we can go out whenever as late as we want.

We just have to let her know where're we going and what're we doing.

I thought she and your dad wanted to get to know me better.

I don't know, she changed her mind, and my dad's out of town.

Wow.

well, that's good news.

I know.

it's, like the answer to my prayer.

You prayed about this?

Yes, continuously.

That's a lot.

So did you want to go out tonight?

Sure.

where do you want to go?

I don't know.

It's our first date.

I mean, what should we do for our first date?

We should do something special.

Yeah, we should.

You wanna go to a wedding?

A wedding?

who's getting married?

Hey, I'm selling the information, don't give it away.

It's a surprise.

I'll pick up you around...

- Seven.

- Seven.

Sure.

Here you go.

That doesn't even look like me.

Well, no one has a good picture on a fake ID.

How'd you find out about Amy and Ben anyway?

Well, duh.

they called me.

They're gonna need a couple of those.

So where's the wedding?

Why would you wanna know?

- Because I'm going.

- Why?

I'm the father of the baby.

Mazel tov.

Details enclosed.

So do you know that dad is moving out?

He's packing his things right now.

He knew he'd move out at some point.

I think he's moving close by.

No, Amy, we didn't know he'd move out at some point.

Tell him you don't want him to leave.

You'd better tell mom you don't want him to leave.

I got him back last time, now it's your turn.

Mom is not going to listen to me.

She won't even keep the baby for me.

Yeah.

I asked her if she'd keep the baby for me When I was at school and band and she said she wouldn't.

She's going to get a job.

Can you believe that?

You thought she would keep the baby for you?

What do you mean, keep the baby?

Watch the baby.

For 24 hours a day while you have a life?

Not 24 hours day.

Just most of the day, Monday through Friday.

Whose side are you on?

Dad's.

Why would she agree raise the baby anyway?

Why would you want her to?

look at the two of us, We're completely screwed up.

That kid's better of adopted.

Ashley, this is my baby, and I'm going to keep my baby.

I thought you want mom to keep your baby.

Ashley, let's-- let's not fight today.

This is...

My wedding day.

Shut up.

It's true.

Ben and I are getting married.

And we want you and Henry to be our witnesses.

- That's funny.

- Ashley, I'm not kidding.

Ben and I are getting married.

You can't tell mom or dad.

We're all getting fake IDs.

No one knows and nobody has to know.

Come on.

married?

Yeah.

married.

Amy, don't you think you're in enough trouble already, Having a baby?

now you're getting married Without mom and dad's permission?

Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?

I mean, I don't know what I was thinking.

I'm practically an adult.

I have to start making my own decisions..

I wanna get married, and I'm going to get married, With or without you?

But I'm asking you to be there.

Please.

I don't know, Amy, maybe.

Maybe worth it, may not be.

You really think you can get away with these?

Yeah.

How upset can they get?

I mean, I'm marrying a guy I'm madly in love with, And he's great guy.

he'll take good care of me and the baby.

And, they don't have to do anything.

Come on, say you'll do it, And, I'll tell you where dad is moving.

So, I've never seen you around this place before.

You will.

Hurry.

my mom's getting the car washed.

I told her I'd take Ashley And show her the school.

All right.

next.

How much do we owe you?

Oh, uh, I cut the groom a very special deal.

Four for the prices of six.

Jeeze, I'm kidding.

No, no.

How did you know about the groom part?

That's supposed to be a secret.

Ah, yeah.

I know.

You didn't tell anyone else, did you?

Amy?

Amy.

Hi there..

You know, this is the greatest school,I can't wait to go here.

Really?

What is that?

You're kidding, right?

I mean, it's high school.

Look at it.

So how'd they do with the car?

Oh, they're not done yet.

I figured that I just stopped by when they're still washing it.

Mom, you shouldn't have done that.

I don't think high school journalists are known for being the best car washers in the world.

I wanna keep an eye on them.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

I still haven't heard from the coffee shop yet.

I'll help you do.

I think it's really great that you decided to get a job.

Of course part-time job doesn't usually have insurance, But it's a start.

Have you thought about how much you're gonna be making And how much child care's gonna cost?

I really hope that you can handle working And going to school and being a mother.

Wait a minute, you don't think that you can hire Ashley To watch the baby, right?

No.

no, I don't, mom.

Because Ashley has to go to school, too.

Yeah, and you too.

Hey, let's all get jobs.

What?

I'm just waiting for Ashley to ask me what kind of job I'm getting.

Or make some other kind of comment.

Why would I do that?

Because you usually have a comment to make at a time like this.

Yeah, well, I'm trying to improve in that area.

Really?

Why?

Because I know you have a lot to worry about With Amy being pregnant and dad.

Mm-hm.

what about dad?

I don't know.

What about dad?

You know, I told him today that he has to find his own place.

Yeah, he told Amy he found something pretty close by.

That's what he said.

He's gonna be leaving this afternoon.

Yeah, he even said that he might be gone before we get back.

And you two aren't upset about this?

Of course we're upset.

but he'll be around.

Oh, yeah, he'll be around.

Hi there.

Um, didn't know you were gonna be here.

I knew Amy and Ashley're gonna be here, But I didn't know about you.

- Hi, Ben.

- Mrs.

Juergens, I would like you to meet my best man Henry.

Hi, Henry.

I think he meant best friend.

Hi.

What did I say?

Best man.

Well, that's embarrassing.

Um, I probably won't be getting married for few years.

Well, I should hope not.

So you're Henry.

We should go.

Before you go, Ashley, I was wondering Who to ask first, you or your mom.

I guess I can ask both of you at the same time.

Would you like to hang out over at Ben's house tonight?

And, I don't know, maybe watch a movie or sometng?

Like a double date?

Uh, I don'know.

If you want to.

Yeah.

yeah...fine.

Okay, cool.

uh, we'll see you then.

I'll call you to tell you what time.

- Okay.

- Or I guess I could tell you now.

- Okay.

- Seven?

Okay..

Thank you.

For what?

Yes.

thank you very much For allowing Ashley to hang out.

You're welcome.

We should probably go check on the car.

Bye, Ben.

Bye.

Bye, Henry.

It's nice to finally meet you.

I guess I'll see you later.

So that's what this is about?

A double date?

Mom, please don't call it a date.

You could have told me.

I would've thought you'd know that by now, Amy.

You can tell me anything.

Oh, I think I had my eyes shut.

Well, the law requires your eyes to be open.

I just wanna make sure you're not telling anybody.

I'm selling fake IDs, and I'm going to tell someone?

Yeah I wanna get arrested.

Wait, how are we getting there?

You can't let your dad's driver take us.

He'd tell him about something like this.

Driver license, a legitimate license.

So I don't need a fake ID to bring to the wedding.

W-w-wait.

What if you wanna go to the reception?

- I don't drink.

- No reception.

It's just me and Amy, with Henry and Ashley as our witnesses.

You don't wanna go anywhere afterwards?

You don't wanna go to a dinner or anything?

This is once in a lifetime thing, man.

There should be dancing and food, And toast to the bride and groom.

That's where you're coming.

I'm not very good at that stuff, And there's not a lot of time to prepare.

Hey, I'm sure you'll come through for me, On this, my wedding day.

I'm getting married, man.

Married!

Are you sure you don't want your dad to be your best man?

I do.

but he'll understand, I mean, I'm sure he'll understand.

And besides, we're gonna have another wedding Sometime in the future.

A grand wedding.

But for now, it's Elbertson's, And just the four of us.

And that's fine.

It's all gonna be fine.

Car wash, car wash!

We need to talk.

Hey, Jason.

Hey, she's right.

She has to talk to you.

Sure, talk.

Ricky called me.

You dad is gonna k*ll him.

No, no, no.

not to go out or anything.

But guess what he told me.

Amy and Ben are getting married.

tonight.

Very funny.

- You wanna go?

- What?

Yeah.

married.

They're getting fake IDs.

And going down to the quickie wedding chapel downtown.

Their parents are letting them do this?

Well, I just said that they've got fake IDs.

So Amy's parents don't know?

Ben's dad doesn't know either.

This makes me crazy.

She didn't tell us she had sex, Now she's not telling us that she's getting married?

I know, right?

I am hurt and upset.

She can't tell you guys anything.

You two can't keep a secret.

Well, obviously, the secret's already out.

Rick told me.

Wait a minute.

Who are the witnesses?

We should at least be the witnesses.

Mm, you two aren't old enough to be witnesses.

Gotta be 18 to be a witness.

Ricky said it was Henry and Ashley.

They can't be witnesses.

they're not 18 either.

I know that.

You don't even need a fake ID.

Yeah, you do, if you want a cocktail at the reception.

I can't believe you get invited in the reception.

There's a reception?

With drinks.

You don't drink.

Look, please don't drirink.

If you drink, you can't drive.

I don't like guys who drink.

It stinks.

I don't drink.

I'm not gonna have a drink.

I just wanna have the ID, okay?

Jeez.

First-timers.

Need a date for the wedding?

The wedding?

Who's getting married?

That pregnant girl, Amy.

To?

- I don't know.

- Ben?

Is it Ben?

I don't know.

Hi, Adrian.

- Who is Amy getting married to?

- What?

I just heard that Amy Juergens is getting married.

Who is she getting married to?

She can't get married, she's underage.

She can't get married, she's underage.

Oh.

Joe opened up on Saturday to get everyone an ID.

Everyone?

A bunch of people.

Ricky?

Yeah, he was here, too.

Need a date?

Have you heard from Ricky?

Oh.

um, we're going out tonight.

Oh.

that's good.

Where are you going?

Oh, no.

to a wedding.

He wouldn't take me to his own wedding, would he?

I wouldn't think so now.

But then again, it is Ricky.

Ricky can't be marrying Amy.

I mean, they've never even out on a date.

Unless you count down one night at band camp.

But...

And this is our first date.

He wouldn't marry Amy on our first date, would he?

I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.

I don't even need the ID.

Well, there is alcohol reception.

I'm not stupid, I don't drink.

Now, where's reception?

You said the information was free with the ID.

I convinced my mum to get the car washed.

What's going on?

Ben and Amy are getting married.

Henry and Amy's s sister are the witnesses.

Madison and Lauren are co-maids on honor, And Lauren's brother is the usher.

Attire casual elegant.

What?

but I'm wearing a dress,a nice dress, it's new..

Oh, uh, are you planning on going to the reception?

Mom, we really should just go in.

I know.

It's just like, a big moment for me.

When I open that garage door and drive in, It's like the beginning of a whole new life for me.

Get in the house, girls.

I'm not in the house.

You are in the house.

The garage is part of the house.

Where's an extra remote?

I don't want anyone Break into my new apartment.

You cannot turn my garage into your apartment.

The garage belongs to the man.

Didn't they teach you that in women's studies?

What do you have again women's studies anyway?

You didn't have a problem when I was in college.

How stupid do you have to be the study women when you're a woman?

That major should be for man only.

You are an idiot.

And you're not getting away with this.

- Yes, I am.

- No, you're not.

There's no bathroom out there.

I had a urinal install.

You had a urinal install?

I can go down to the office for anythihing eles.

Why don't you just go live in the office?

I wanna be around my girl.

I thought this would give you a space And I'd have my space.

Like I told you,, we don't have any money.

I can't just run out and sign a years lease on a place.

You are lying about the money.

I don't know where you put but I'm gonna find it.

Good luck.

I knew it.

what did you do with it, George?

Just please don't tell me that you invested in some scheme.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Just get out!

Normal, George.

I mean, you have really lost it this time.

It's not funny.

You cannot stay here.

Hey.

here's your dream catcher.

I found it in one of the boxes.

I think that'll go better with your decor, Becacause I'm gonna be putting up my beer sign collection.

Not in my garage.

you can put up anything you want in your place but not in my garage.

My garage.

Hurry, get dressed.

We're going out to dinner with your father.

Dinner?

really?

He said he thought we should go to some place nice like Geoff's.

I've never been to Geoff's before.

Me neither.

it sounds nice.

But what if...

I'm running a little late so that the two of you Can talk about me without me being there.

No, no.

You don't have to do that.

We're going to have a nice dinner together.

No, no, no, no.

You two have a nice dinner, And I'll just meet you for dessert.

Adrian, he's married.

- For the third time!

- He's still married.

So if you think we're getting together or something, Adrian.

Please do not have that expectation.

You'll just be disappointed.

Okay, but don't sleep with him.

Well, not yet.

Oye, look who's giving advice.

- I'm serious.

- So am I.

Adrian It would be nice if I could be friends with your father.

But if he thinks you're setting us For anything different than that, He just won't come around.

Ok.

I'll meet you just at 8, But there's something I have to do first.

I'm going to a wedding.

Ben and Amy, that pregnant girl.

They're getting married?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Are you going with Ricky?

Nope, he's going with Grace.

So you're going with?

- Myself.

- Because?

I don't need a guy.

Oh, but I do?

We could play cards.

Or we could watch a movie.

Or how about we play a board game?

We?

Excuse me.

I'll go talk to her.

Mom, Come on, I am a grown man.

She's a beautiful woman, And we do not want to play board games with you.

You're right, honey.

I'm sorry.

Cut the cord, would you?

Tom Hey.

Hey, come in.

Hey, Ricky.

Hey, Tom.

Hey, Mrs.

Bowman.

- Hi, Ricky.

- Ricky, come in and meet my date.

Is this Betty?

I'd love to meet Betty.

It's not Betty.

I missed you, Tom.

This is Tammy.

Tammy, this is Ricky.

Ricky how about Tammy and me go with you and Grace?

No, no, Tom.

They're going to Ricky's friends' wedding.

You can't just invite yourself and your date to a wedding.

It's all right.

I mean, it's casual.

But this is our first date.

A wedding?

That's romantic.

I need this garage for my car.

I just had it washed.

It's leaking oil.

Did you learn about leaking oil in your women's studies?

'Cause I know you girls can do anything, if you dream it.

Ohh, that's right.

I give it back to a little dream catcher - I'm giving it back to you.

- Whoa!

All right, we should go before one of them comes back in here.

Missed me, missed me.

Now you gotta kiss me.

Never kissing you again.

We're dreamin' the same dream baby.

Come.

Let's go.

Not the clubs!

Not the clubs!

If you still wanna marry me.

I can't wait to marry you.

Would you guys knock it off?

We'll just go wait in the car.

No, you won't.

Not after you invited yourself on my date.

- It's ok.

- No, it's not ok.

I thought this was gonna be a special date.

- How do you live with that?

- I don't know.

I'm really sorry about that, Ricky.

That's ok, Grace.

We can find time to be alone later.

What are they going to do when they're alone?

Talking?

Look, no promise ring.

Your sister's not wearing a ring, either.

Hey, that's my sister.

Cool your sense.

Would everyone just settle down, please?

I've grown a little since my dad's wedding.

Yeah.

Me, too.

This was a stupid idea.

She better let us be co-maids of honor.

I'm sure she will, once she gets over The initial surprise of seeing you guys here.

I'll settle for witness.

You're gonna have to show your fake ID.

Yeah, I'll, that's what it's for, isn't it?

Mine says I'm 47.

You could pass for 47.

Oh, yeah, and you could pass for white.

Yours says "Caucasian." Mine says I weigh 271 pounds.

And my name is Shandra Schalorosis.

- I say we go back to co-maids.

- Yeah.

Would you mind if I join you?

No, go head.

- Hi, Adrian.

- Hi.

Would you like to borrow Ricky's jacket?

No.

I thought you said you were having dinner with your parents.

Not till after the wedding.

Can not believe he's still seeing someone in junior high school.

It's Amy's sister, he's just escorting her.

They're gonna be the witnesses.

If they don't all get arrested with the fake IDs.

It's a party, Alice, all right?

Let loose, and enjoy it.

How many times in your life you are gonna see two 15-year-old get married?

You wanna know what the statistics are about this?

No, I don't.

Those two are in love.

Yeah, Henry and I were in love, too.

Let it go.

I can't.

He's out with a girl and-- Let's go wait there.

Well, beautiful, isn't it.

Not as beautiful as you.

I was being sarcastic, Henry I don't think it's that bad.

Are you the bride and groom?

I'm Elbert.

Amy?

Excuse me.

Elbert, is it?

Do I look pregnant to you?

We're the witnesses.

Oh, well, you have to be over 18.

Are you over 18?

All right.

Well, the license is ready.

Every thing checked out.

We just need the bride and groom.

Where are Ben and Amy?

They're ready to come in here.

Bride and groom.

Traditional vows, right?

- Wedding march?

- Yeah.

And you wanted the video?

Yes, please.

Ah, that's 80 buck please.

Keep the change.

Oh, thanks.

All right.

So, uh...

I'll meet you in there.

Could we have a minute?

I love you.

I love you, too.

And you know how I wanna marry you.

And I wanna marry you.

Are you sure we're doing the right thing?

Are you sure we shouldn't call our parents?

And get them over here?

I mean, we're here,we're-- we're getting married.

Maybe they'll just go along with it if we called.

My parents wouldn't.

I'd like for them to be here, But this isn't about them.

This isn't about my family.

This is s about-- this is about our family Mine and yours.

We're gonna be a family now.

Yes.

We are.

We are, Amy.

Till death threw us apart.

It okay, it's all okay.

We are gathered here together in the sight of god.

To join these two people in holy matrimony.

And here at Elbertson's,we have a don't ask, don'tell policy.

Obviously, Amy and Ben are in love, And drawn by love, they are blessed in life.

It is a lucky few who find their heart's desire so young.

Um, do you have rings?

I don't-- I don't have a ring for you.

That's okay.

Would you join hands?

Do you, Amy Juergens, Take Benjamin Boyke-wich-- Boyke-vich.

Boykewich.

to to be yourusband?

To have and to hold from this day forward, For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, From this day forward, until death.

I do.

And do you, Ben Boykewich Take Amy Juergens to be your wife?

To have and to hold from this day forward, For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, In sicknkness and in health, to love and to cherish, From this day forward, until death.

I do.

Would you place the ring on Amy's finger?

Now, this ring is a symbol of your love, Which is eternal, unending.

Yeah.

I now pronounce you man and wife, Amy and Ben Boykewich We're next.