04x02 - Fantastica Voyage

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bull". Aired: September 20, 2016 - May 26, 2022.*
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04x02 - Fantastica Voyage

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MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
Whitney Holland.

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

I grew up on a farm.

Couple hundred acres.

Every day,

my dad would go out to the field.

Bale hay,

feed slop to the pigs,

shovel cow dung.

[INHALES]

I can still smell that cow dung.

[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]

And then the summer
before my ninth birthday,

there was this amazing heat wave,

and with it, this unrelenting drought.

The kind of drought that just
seems to go on forever.

And I remember my dad
doing everything he could

to save the crops, save the animals,

but the crops dried up.

Animals started to die.

And then, one late August morning,

my father dropped dead in a cornfield.

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

Dehydration and heart failure.

He was years old.

By the way, I'm not talking about India

or Africa.

I'm talking miles

up the New York State Thruway.

Less than three hours
from this vast body of water.

Makes no sense.

In a world with so much water,

why are so many people without?

- This...
- [AUDIENCE GASPING]

...is the Freshwater Honeycomb.

It's a passive, nonelectrical
desalination tool.

It acts like a chemical magnet,

separating salt from water
on a molecular level.

It's inexpensive

and doesn't rely on any
exhaustible energy sources.

Imagine this, ladies and gentlemen,

happening on a global scale.

An endless supply of water

provided by the world's five oceans,

hundreds of rivers,
and thousands of lakes,

and purified by the Freshwater Honeycomb.

My tech team tells me
we're only days away.

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

Ah.

So who wants in?

[CLAMORING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Come on in.

[TAPS KEYBOARD]

I hear you told them days.

To scale up to what?

million gallons a day?

That would be a good start.

You know that's not gonna happen.

Not in days, maybe not in years.

No, I don't know
that's not going to happen,

and you don't either.

Whitney, not every problem can be solved

simply by adding enthusiasm.

Okay, Derek, it's : at night.

What do you need?
Some new piece of software?

What-what new gizmo do you need?

What-what new biochemist do you
want me to try to steal from...

It's none of that.

Whitney, I'm done. I'm just done.

You keep taking people's money,
promising them the moon,

and I'm supposed to be
your Neil Armstrong

and give it to them,
and I'm telling you I can't.

What? Derek, we've been here before.

You're just tired.
You're nowhere near done.

gallons is great for a demonstration,

but we need to prove we can scale up

the Freshwater Honeycomb
to handle whole municipalities,

city water systems, state water...

I've been trying to tell you for a month.

It can't. You know it. We both know it.

And tomorrow the D.A. is gonna know it.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Psst.

How did he score vacation time?

He didn't, not that I'm aware of.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Beautiful.

I'm still using the ones
I got in college.

Funny you should say that.
They're for my daughter.

Your daughter? You guys
are taking a trip together?

She called me last night.
She won a scholarship,

a journalism scholarship,

to study abroad for six months in Jordan.

Jordan, ah, Middle East.

How do you feel about that?

Thrilled, excited, proud of her.

[CHUCKLES]

Scared for her.

The packet that they sent

keeps talking about how safe it is,

even though we know it's in
a part of the world that,

you know, is a little scary.

But if you want to be a journalist,

a serious journalist, and she does...

- My God.
- [CHUCKLES]

, students applied,
and they picked her.

I mean, you're looking at a guy
who didn't leave Georgia

until he was years old.

It is obscene how proud I am. [CHUCKLES]

[KNOCKING]

Yeah.

I'm guessing you've read the papers,

seen the reports.

The federal government
is taking me to court.

Criminal court. Uh...

Charging me with two counts
of conspiracy to commit fraud,

nine counts of wire fraud,

some other, less consequential things

that I can't remember right now,

though all the charges
do end with the word "fraud."

You're on the front page.

WHITNEY: Oh, that's

pithy.

So, why do you think the government

is suddenly coming after you?

My friend...

my head of R & D,

he just became convinced
we were chasing a ghost,

that there was no way we could
get to where we needed to go,

so he went to the Feds.

MARISSA: But why do that?

If he was unhappy, why not just quit?

I think I became so good

at raising money that he got spooked.

And when it was just a lark,
when we had no money,

no one to answer to,

there was no pressure.

But when people heard what we were up to,

they started throwing money at us.

I mean, it's been a wild couple of years.

But the more successful we got,

the more Derek just froze.

I'm guessing he thought that if he could

recast himself as the whistleblower

rather than the co-conspirator,

that he might be able to work again.

The government is claiming your
water desalination technology

is incapable of being applied
to anything other than

personal use application,

but that in your pitches
and demonstrations and

investment prospectuses,

you've been selling it as the answer

to the global water shortage.

They say you're peddling a pipe dream.

Look, I'm not a nut.

I'm not a scam artist.

I'm not saying I've discovered something

that can help you lose weight
or make your hair grow back.

I'm not saying I can help women

fill out their bikinis
or men look more manly

in their Speedos.

I'm saying I can help quench
the thirst of the world.

I can help water crops in a desert.

The ramifications are huge.

I mean... look, there are four things

every human being on this planet needs:

air to breathe, food to eat,

a piece of land to stand on,

and water.

You figure out the water part,

everything else falls into place.

You can grow more food,

you can plant more trees
to help create more oxygen,

and people can live anywhere,

no matter the climate.

This is real. This matters.

MARISSA: I get that the guy choked,

but why sell her out to the government?

It just doesn't make sense to me.

Well, it's all about the money.
As soon as he called the Feds,

he stopped being a disgruntled employee

and became classified
as an SEC whistleblower.

And as an SEC whistleblower,
if the government wins,

he gets a percentage of whatever
cash judgment the court levies.

[SCOFFS] The plot thickens.

You're not gonna represent her, are you?

What's your issue, Benny?

First of all, you promised me

that I could have some say in
the cases we take around here.

And second of all,
we just sat with that woman

for a half an hour, and
she didn't say a single thing

I can use to mount a defense.

Do you believe what she told you?

Do you believe she was lying to you?

I'm not sure that's relevant.

I think it's the only thing
that is relevant.

If she believes what she's saying,

what she's selling, then
there is no criminal intent.

And if there is no criminal intent,

then there is no crime.

But, Bull, how do we do that?

How do we prove what someone
does or doesn't believe?

Especially if the thing
that she believes in

doesn't actually exist?

Well, for what it's worth, I believe her.

You think she can change
seawater into drinking water?

You believe she can change the world?

I believe she believes she can.

Of course you do. Well, I don't.

Benny...

I told you that I would listen to you,

and I have listened to you,

and what you said mattered to me,

but I'm taking the case.

So, how does this work?

Well, today is about
trying to select a jury

that's at least open
to hearing the arguments

we're gonna make in court.

And how do we do that?

Yes, Dr. Bull, how do we do that?

Well, the first thing
we have to try and do

is reframe what this trial is about.

The assistant United States attorney

wants to make it about
the things you promised

versus the things you were
actually able to accomplish

before they pulled the plug on you.

BENNY: Well, that is

what the trial is about.

Not if we have anything to do with it.

I want to use the jury selection
process to put the idea in their head

that what this is really about

is something different entirely.

And that would be?

Belief systems.

There are people who believed
for the longest time

that phones had to be black,
with rotary dials,

and be connected with wires
that disappeared into the wall

and ran from pole to pole
along the side of the road.

And that that's what phones are

and that's what phones will always be.

That cars could only run on gasoline,

that movies could only
be seen on giant screens

in air-conditioned
theaters, and that news

could only be delivered via
black newsprint on white paper.

Flying cars.

Anybody here think we'll ever see them?

In our lifetime?

[WHISPERS]: Maybe we got a live one.

Well, don't anybody get their hopes up.

David Murphy is a financial planner,

considers himself fiscally conservative.

Doesn't seem like he'd fit the bill.

Well, you might be right.
You might be wrong.

Hard to know without getting
a peek at his belief system.

So you're thinking, one of
these days, you'll be hovering

over Fifth Avenue
in your brand-new convertible.

Something like that.

And please don't take this the wrong way,

but you look like
you've been around a while.

Like you've seen a thing or two.

Where does all of this
fanciful optimism come from?

It's not fanciful optimism at all.

It's more like once bitten, twice shy.

Ah. How do you mean?

Well, years ago or so,

a man came to me
for some investment capital.

He wanted to put it in
a new company he was starting.

Said he was gonna sell books
over the Internet.

I absolutely did not understand.

I asked him, "How are the books going
to come out of the computer?

"Are they, are they gonna ooze
out of the slot

for the f-floppy disk?"

I-I basically threw him out of my office.

Do you know how rich I'd be if I
had just been a better listener?

Can we clone this guy?

BENNY: Your Honor,
this juror is acceptable to the defense.

What about you?

What about me?

I read you dropped out of college.

I did.

I had this idea
for the Freshwater Honeycomb

and I didn't want to wait
four years to get going on it.

Well, the prosecution
is gonna try and use

your lack of formal education as proof

that you don't really know
what you're talking about.

And then they're gonna
bring in a bunch of experts,

like your ex-employee Derek Goodman,

that have all kinds
of degrees and doctorates

and associations with
institutions of higher learning,

and they are going to testify
that you are just plain wrong.

Sounds delightful.

That's why I want to use voir dire
to undermine that assertion.

I'm sorry. You lost me.

What assertion?

That there is a correlation

between the amount of education
one receives

and one's ability to innovate.

To see beyond what is there

and imagine a thing that's not there yet.

And I want to put that idea

out there before the trial even starts.

How many people think
there's a relationship

between the amount of time one spends

getting a college education

and their ability to change the world?

So, Henry Ford.

The founder of the Ford Motor Company

and one of the earliest
proponents of the assembly line,

which ushered in
the age of mass production.

Lots of college?

I don't know. Did they even
have college back then?

I assure you they did.

Well, then, yeah. I would suppose so.

Actually, he never went.
Not a single day.

How about Coco Chanel?

Here is a woman who
not only revolutionized

fashion in her day,

but really sort of created
the concept of branding,

the idea of putting her name
on a variety of products.

Did she go to college?

[CHUCKLES] Why are you
picking on me? I-I don't know.

All-all these people
are from a long time ago.

[CHUCKLES] True, true, true.

A-And by the way,
she never went to college.

She grew up in an orphanage
where she learned how to sew,

and that was pretty much the
extent of her formal education.

All right, so, let me give you some

contemporary names.

Steve Jobs. You ever heard of him?

The computer guy? Yeah, sure.

He probably went to a bunch of colleges.

Nope. Went to one, never graduated.

So my question to you is simple.

Do you think, just because
someone has a bunch of degrees,

that that makes them an expert?

Or that, uh, sometimes,

maybe when someone
doesn't have the best education,

they have something else?

A vision of the future maybe?

And that they may have something unique

and wonderful to offer mankind?

Yeah. I think there are people
like that, definitely.

♪ You feel like summertime... ♪

- Excuse me.
- [QUIETLY]: Sorry, excuse me.

Thanks.

♪ You took this heart of mine ♪

♪ You'll be my valentine ♪

♪ In the summer ♪

♪ In the summer ♪

♪ You are my only one ♪

[LINE RINGING]

♪ Just dancin', havin' fun... ♪

Hi. This is Anna.

Leave me a message
and I'll call you right back.

[PHONE BEEPS]

Hey, little girl.

It's your dad.

Uh, I'm standing in front
of your dorm room door.

Uh, kind of thought
we had agreed to get together

and celebrate some
of your good news, but, uh...

Anyway, I-I brought you a gift.

But it looks like you're not here.

Could you give me a call back
and let me know

if we're still good for tonight?

Or just that you're okay?

It's : .

I can stand here
for another couple minutes

if you want to call me back.

[SIGHS] Love you.

♪ Do love me, do love me, do,
do love me, do love me, do... ♪

[PHONE BUZZING]

♪ Do love me, do love me, do ♪

♪ Do love me, do love me, do ♪

- ♪ I need you ♪
- _

- ♪ Do love me, do love me, do ♪
- _

♪ Do love me, do love me, do ♪

- ♪ Hoo! ♪
- _

♪ Is it summertime magic ♪

♪ That makes me want
to dance all night long? ♪

♪ It's your summertime magic. ♪

We started testing
our Freshwater Honeycomb

about seven months ago,

trying to replicate how it would
be used in a municipal setting.

The pressure with which
the water hits the filter

is controlled by a combination

of volume, speed, and pipe diameter.

Using a pipe inches wide,

we noted that at gallons per
second, the filter did its job.

The problem started to manifest
when we tried to push through

more than gallons per second.

The filter itself starts to disintegrate.

The cellulose material and the
filament that holds it together

would start to appear
in the supposedly clean water

as microparticles.

Invisible to the naked eye
but in the water nonetheless.

Effectively, the filter was
no longer cleaning the water

but actually polluting it,

making it dangerous to drink.

Once those materials
hit the human stomach,

they could very well tear it apart.

Ah. And as director of research,

who did you share these findings with?

Um, the defendant.

CRUZ: So you don't believe anything
you said had any impact on her?

DEREK: Well, just the fact

that she was continuing
to court investors.

Telling them that we were days away

when I was plainly telling her
that what she was promising

was not possible on any timetable.

CRUZ: Thank you.

Nothing further.

MARISSA: I'm guessing

you already know
what I'm about to tell you.

I could read this jury
on a moonless night

with a blindfold on.

Good morning, Mr. Goodman.

- Doctor.
- Ah.

Doctor. My apologies.

And you are a doctor in what?

Well, I have a doctorate
in civil engineering as well

as a second doctorate
in arid lands resource sciences.

Wow. That is impressive.

Sounds like you know a lot
about desalination.

Well, I do pride myself on being

something of an expert in my field.

Terrific. So it's reasonable
to assume that you know

everything there is to know
about, uh, seawater

- and desalination and...
- Well, I don't think

anyone knows everything about anything.

Great point.

So, when you say no one could scale up

the Freshwater Honeycomb

for use in municipal
water purification application,

what you're really trying to say is,

"I," meaning you, "couldn't scale up

"the Freshwater Honeycomb

for use in municipal water
purification applications."

Isn't that correct?

Objection. Asked and answered.

- BENNY: Your Honor.
- Badgering the witness.

- Your Honor...
- JUDGE: Save your breath, Mr. Colón.

The question has not
been asked and answered.

And the counselor is not
badgering the witness.

Objection overruled.

Ask your question again.

Isn't it true, Dr. Goodman,
that all you can say

with any certainty
is that you couldn't do it?

You couldn't scale it up?

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