04x04 - Prison Break

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You sure about this, Wasp?

Oh, Captain Marvel's stalling.

You afraid?

Just giving you an out.

[GROWLS]

Your funeral.

[GRUNTS]

I could've gotten a snack in the time
it took you to return that serve.

[GRUNTS]

That makes points in a row.

I'm gonna wipe that smug smirk
off your face.

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa, settle down.
It's just a game.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Sorry, Vision.
This might take a while.

I can see that.
I will wait.

I have... next.

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

Perhaps I will step back.

For a better view, and my own safety.

[GRUNTS]

You really can't stand to lose.

Did you rig a trick ball?

No. The trick's on you.

Crimson Widow.

The only survivor of the
reactivated Black Widow program.

The only one worthy of surviving.

You've got some nerve, Widow,
busting into our house

and busting up our game.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

- It's over.
- Fair enough.

Calculating your f*ring arc was simple.

Easy to expect.

But what you don't expect
can be the most deadly.

[GRUNTS]

Vision!

[LAUGHING]

This is the Avengers.

All new, all different, all finished.

Dasvidanya.

You wish.
[GRUNTS]

Wasp, hit the alarm!

A little busy.

Some team player.
[GRUNTS]

[ALARM BLARING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING]
Yikes.

Must be some game
of Ping-Pong.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Aah!

- Look out!
- Whoa!

Tag! You're it!

Aah!

All yours, Ms. Marvel.

[GRUNTS, GASPS]

This is your opportunity to surrender.

I recommend that you take it.

[LAUGHING]

[BEEPING]

Vision does not have a normal body.

It is going to take some work
to patch him up.

Stay on it, Black Panther.
In the meantime,

I'm gonna transport
Crimson Widow to lockup.

I'll come with.

Maybe take Ms. Marvel
with you too.

- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

I just thought maybe
you could use another person.

- You trying to say I can't handle it?
- No, of course not.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just
going to get back to fixing Vision

and awkwardly eject myself
from this conversation.

Wasp and I will take care
of Crimson Widow.

You just make sure Vision's okay.

Welcome to the Vault, the most
secure prison in the world.

And lucky you, they've got
a single room waiting.

You Avengers, too arrogant
for your own good.

You've no chance of holding me.

That's pretty much
what every supervillain says.

This place is buried hundreds
of feet into a mountain,

miles from civilization.

So get comfy.
You ain't going anywhere.

Red Skull, Leader...

It's like a Who's Who
of butts we've kicked.

The worst of the worst.

You'll fit right in.

You.

You must be the one
they call Captain Marvel.

I must be.
We haven't met, have we?

You and your little friend?
[CHUCKLES]

Remember my name. Remember that
in a world of ordinary mortals,

I am Zarda.

W-Wait. Did you just
call me "little friend"?

Ooh, the Wasp wants to take on Zarda.

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]
That would be fun to watch.

Typhoid Mary. You do not wanna
let her get in your head.

[LAUGHING]

[SINGSONGY] Too late.

[CAPTAIN MARVEL] Home sweet home.

[WASP] What are you so happy about?

[GRUNTS]

Look out!
[GRUNTS]

Dasvidanya, Avengers. Again.

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

I may have been a bit impetuous,

but you can help me
get my plan back on track.

You said you wanted
to fight the Avengers.

Today is your lucky day, Zarda.

[BEEPING]

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

To test their mettle
on the b*ttlefield?

It'll be glorious.

Pretty sure no one
authorized any recess.

[KNUCKLES cr*ck] Finally,

after all this time in captivity,

a challenge worthy of Zarda.

[YELLS]

Then bring it!

Why should I let Zarda
have all the fun?

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

I've no interest in you, mere bug!

I am not a bug,
and I am not your little friend.

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

No!

[CRIMSON WIDOW]
Aw, you look exhausted, Wasp.

Time to close your eyes...

forever!

Get away from her!
[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

You should worry more
about your own skin.

[BEEPS] Ugh! This is
the coward's way out.

I want to destroy them in combat!

Have you never heard the saying,
"Patience is a virtue"?

Virtue is to crush your enemies,

see them driven before you,

and hear the lamentations of their men!

We have work to do.

Leave them here to enjoy their agony.

Somehow I think you enjoy it more.

Great. Now let's
find a way out.

None of this would've happened if
you hadn't tried to rescue me.

Uh, Crimson Widow was gonna blast you.

I can take care of myself.

Hmm.

Good idea, but I'll need
a boat and some monkeys.

Oh, hi, friends.
[BEEPING]

[BEEPS]

Typhoid Mary is loose.

[SINGSONGY] But I'm telling you
now, not much of a team player.

[NORMAL VOICE] I work alone.

We all work alone.

But help me,
and we can all get out of here.

How do we know we can trust you?

[CHUCKLES]
You can't.

You can't trust me.
You can't trust anyone.

And if things go bad,
I won't hesitate for a moment

to sell you out, or worse.

Wow. You are one horrible,
soulless, evil woman.

I'm in.

[FOOTSTEPS]

Hold it right there.
[BEEPS]

Aw. The guards
have come out to play.

[GUARDS COUGHING]

Merciless Minerva.
I like it.

[VITAL SIGNS MONITOR BEEPING]

This is concerning.

Vision's self-repair systems
are still only in standby mode,

and his life-sign readings
continue to fade.

[MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY,
ALARM SOUNDING]

Vital signs are crashing!
We are losing him!

No, we're not.

[BEEPING]

Get clear. I'm applying a countershock
to jolt his neural processor.

[ELECTRICITY ZAPS]
[ALARM CONTINUES]

No impact.
Vital signs still dropping fast!

We gotta do something.
Anybody here know CPR?

Won't do any good.
It's his systems going down.

It's not like we're trying
to restart his heart.

No. Perhaps that is exactly
what we need to do.

Vision, friend,

we are here to help you,

but this battle is yours.

You must fight and come back to us.

Come on, Vision. You can do it.
We believe in you, buddy.

Vision, wake up!
Right now!

[ALARM CONTINUES]

[WHINES, BEEPS]

[VITAL SIGNS MONITOR
RESUMES BEEPING NORMALLY]

His self-repair systems
are back online.

He could hear us.

Welcome back, Viz.

Sorry about earlier.
I thought you needed saving.

I should've trusted
you could handle it.

It's fine. Everyone's always
trying to hold me back.

My own father, Dr. Pym?

He thought I wasn't ready for the
Wasp armor, so he made me wait.

The Avengers never asked me to join.

They made me wait.

No one's keeping track.

Easy for you to say.

I'm the one always having
to prove myself.

You're an Avenger now.
You've already proven yourself.

I recognize these.

They're an advanced
security configuration.

This'll require a light touch.

Blast these. Blast these.

Blow up the rest.
That should do it.

- Good job.
- Thanks.

Now, how do we know
which way they went?

[GUARDS GROANING]
They left us a trail.

[CRIMSON WIDOW OVER P.A.]
Attention fellow prisoners.

I offer you freedom and immediate
release from the Vault,

but it will cost you... dearly.

Money wired into my secret account.

Typhoid Mary and Princess Zarda are
coming around to collect. [BEEPING]

Once everyone has paid up,
I will open the doors.

Then we will leave this place behind.
This is a new day.

Crimson Widow wanted
into the Vault all along.

And we totally fell for it.

Vision's condition has stabilized.

[SIGHS]
That's good. Now we wait.

I figure Captain Marvel or Wasp
would've checked in by now.

You guys have been doing the work.
Let me get this one.

Captain Marvel, Wasp,
are you there? Come in.

No answer.

They are inside the Vault.

It is probably blocking
their communication.

Avengers, anyone read me?

Signal's not getting through.

We can take them down on our own.

There's too much at stake. Crimson
Widow and her g*ng have a plan.

We need one too.

[BEEP]

Hey, there, angry lady.
Prisoners have paid up.

It's a go. [BEEPS]

[WHIRRING]

[BEEPS]

We still can't get out of here.

[BEEPS]
But once my password device

cracks central security,
the exterior doors will open.

Then everyone can walk out
as they please.

Go after Crimson Widow.
I'll hold the prisoners here.

You want me to go so you can do
it all yourself and save the day.

I want you to go because I
trust you to take care of it.

Use that tech knowledge of yours and
stop her from shutting down security.

Not happening.

[ALARM BLARING]

[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]

What have we here?

Ooh, a chance for some big, big fun!

Back off!
This one's mine.

[SCOFFS]

[SINGSONGY] All yours.

[BEEPS]

[GASPS]

She can't handle them both.

[GROANS]

Captain Marvel.

They say you are strong, powerful,

the mightiest woman on the planet.

They do?
That's nice of 'em to say.

They'll say those things
about me after I finish you!

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

Hmph!

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

You draw first, I draw last!

Get away from her!

Aah!

[GRUNTS]

Look! Someone for me to fight. Yay!

[GROANS, GRUNTS]

Whoo! I'm having fun!
So much fun!

Now come here.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

But now it's already over.

Boo! Stomp!

Aah!
[THUD]

Appreciate you having my back, but
someone has to stop Crimson Widow.

But I thought you...
[SIGHS]

Of course you didn't need my help.
I tried to do too much.

You said you were always
being held back by others.

Now the only one
holding you back is you.

Go do your thing.
I'll take care of these two.

I won't let you down.

Ooh, I've got a fever, and I'm on fire!

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHING]

Ooh, goody.
I'm in your head now.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Captain Marvel is mine!

[SINGSONGY] Not if I get her first.

Aahh! Suffering savage!

Silly Zarda. You should've
stayed outta my way!

My sentiments exactly!

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

That'll learn ya.

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLS]

You just did half my job
for me. Kudos.

Now all is as it should be.

You and me.
To the death!

[BEEPS]

[BEEPS]

[BEEPING]

You didn't think I'd let my brilliant
device go unprotected, did you?

You're the protection?
Yeah, I'm not too worried.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Fine.

You and me.
[GRUNTS]

[HELMET CLANGS]
[KNUCKLES cr*ck]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS, CHUCKLES]

[YELLS]

I am the product of the most deadly
spy program in human history.

You don't stand a chance.
[DEVICE BEEPS]

[BEEPING]

Only two more characters to go.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

Is that all you have?
Who taught you how to fight?

[STRAINING] Self-taught.

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

I've faced warriors stronger
than you on countless battlefields.

Men, women, old, young...

I've bested them all!

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

I was hoping you would be
more of a challenge.

But crushing you is no honor.

It's just another chore.

[YELLS]
[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLES]

Gonna smack you right back
into your cage.

[GROWLS]

I will never be imprisoned again.

[YELLING]
[GRUNTS]

Pathetic. You are the Avenger
weakling, aren't you?

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]
[GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

Who are you calling weakling?

You.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[BEEPING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

You are Captain Marvel.

You were supposed to be
a battle worthy of Zarda.

[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]

[EXHALES]
[YELLS]

[GROANING]

But as always, victory is mine!

Is that all you got?

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[EXHALES]
You dare mock me?

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

I'm not mocking you.
I'm punching you!

[GROWLS, GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

Zarda has never fallen in battle!

I hate people who talk
in the third person.

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

[YELLING CONTINUES]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

You can surrender now,

but I really hope you don't.

By great Hera, I will defeat you!

[YELLS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[EXHALES]

This proves nothing.
I'm still better than you.

I don't have to prove anything
to anybody, especially you.

No!

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[SINGSONGY] Yoo-hoo! Zarda!

We get to be neighbors.

Dasvidanya, for good this time.

Noooooo!

Ready for the rematch?

Why not? I've got
nothing to prove.

But I'm still gonna kick your butt.

[GRUNTS]

You're on.

You should take it easy, Vision.

Yeah. You're
still self-repairing.

But now that I am healthy again,

I can finally get in a game of...

[SIGHS]

I have next.