Oh
this has got to be our most dastardly
scheme yet yeah
petty vandalism is one thing but hurling
month-old fruitcakes that's some
next-level villainy
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anyone else up for a snack
remember and he's out oh where are my
manners
it's a prep and forty-five minutes of
baking in a 350 degree oven down the
drain you know losing our 80th
consecutive battle makes me wonder if
we're cutting the mustard is
supervillains maybe we need a new
vocation something that plays to our
strengths what are our strengths we were
good in matching outfits hey that's
great what can we do with that
that's turkey baby three strikes in a
row for the Lightning bowler Society eat
it one percenters however will we deal
with the agony of defeat how about we go
for a swim in our riches to the money
bin we are unstoppable that's because
you've never played against the pin
dashers that's a plan spin - in case you
couldn't figure it out
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I lost I want a rematch anytime anywhere
well not anywhere it have to be at the
bowling alley but any time not Tuesday
nights
I got spin class and not this weekend
gotta shave my mom's back it's kind of a
lengthy process and not in the past that
already happened
let's just say a week from next Thursday
you're on it's my honor to present the
newest item on the mat burger menu the
Lightning Bowl beef bowl an honor
despite the terrible name and flavor in
fact that it has no actual beef and that
the bowl is actually a plate a fast-food
tie-in in my experience those things
never work I can't wait to burst their
bubble at the big rematch next Thursday
don't worry sonic no one takes them
seriously will you sign my people make
it out to Stacy I'm your biggest fan mr.
Treece bye please call me by my true
name as a chameleon
after all I am a master of disguise I've
got a whole closet full of tree costumes
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I'm here with the villages hottest new
stars the Lightning bowler Society
everyone's got their favorite whether
it's the sneaky one
yeah the geeky one the cute one or the
overweight middle-aged walrus one I
gotta work on my branding
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for the young couple - lightning bowler
beef bowls with extra flavor packets Wow
they've really hooked us up of course he
did Dave knows the Lightning Bullers
would be nothing without you he's
buttering you up no they haven't used
real butter in years
I think it's petroleum jelly face it
your so-called teammates are holding you
back
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yeah Sonic we've been practicing all day
can we go home now it's exactly what
they want us to do can't you see they're
getting our heads man they're playing
mind games man we can't let him win we
have to win what's taking the chameleon
so long if we don't leave soon
Sonic's gonna think we're forfeit in the
big game don't worry don't worry you're
Cedars savior has arrived
you're late we had to polish our bowling
balls without you it's just awkward with
three the chameleon commands respect
you'd all be nothing without him do you
think we could have gotten that bad
Burger endorsement deal without me slow
your roll North Patrol well help my
charisma would be no words bill hello
what do you think stole our bowling
balls in the first place right here I
guess Stacy was right you are all
jealous that my foliage is reaching new
heights yeah it what tree falls in an
evil hideout does it make a sound let's
find out
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where are those lightning losers
we can't blow them into oblivion if
they're not here and I want to pull them
into oblivion the chameleon has an
announcement I am I am the chameleon
makes sense he does have a lot of
disguises oak tree walnut tree maple
tree weeping willow the chameleon is now
solo now your solo could you name it
stick with it the Lightning bowlers have
been disbanded and would be pursuing our
own careers come Stacy what if you don't
well then we can't and then I won't we
have to get the Lightning Bowl is back
together folks you're gonna want to pick
up the phone what I've got here is a
beautiful pair of bowling ball earrings
these are genuine Lane you 16 pound
bowling balls and all my producers
telling me what what's that oh no we
can't this is lunacy people if you call
in the next 90 seconds we're gonna throw
in a free set of steak knives
Paul now and we're out great job Willie
but is this really why I got into
bowling why don't you get back together
with the team did they send you till
they want a role again yeah because I
mean I might be willing to take a
meeting
say mister I want a lightning bolt beef
bowl I bet you actually they've been
rebranded as Dave the intern beef bowls
never mind
oh I love it gave the income people I'm
one condition
you'll meet with your former teammates I
don't know things are going pretty well
for all Dave the interns hey you don't
happen to know where a recommended
dumpster service to dispose of thirteen
thousand uneaten beef balls do you I'm
asking for a friend
meet the town's newest bowling stars so
does your team have a name weasel bandit
and Oh weasel bandits come you get Billy
oh hello fellow bowler fancy seeing you
here
in your home
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so chameleon we heard you wanted to talk
to us he doesn't want anything to do
with you
is solo careers going great not as good
as mine ever since we slashed the price
of beef bulls they're selling like
hotcakes not that our hotcakes are
selling cuz they are not well I sold 300
bottles of commemorative ball wax
yesterday
looks like we're all doing just fine
without each other
no no no you're all doing terribly get
back together and Bowl against me son
while you were worrying about your
precious bowling legacy I've been
conceiving my most brilliant evil plan
yet this old body again why can't you
build something new you know how much it
cost to design and build new robots
every week I'm trying not to go over
budget but it doesn't have to be exactly
the same every time try thinking outside
the bots it was pretty clever give me a
sec while I think of a comeback Bubba
when we talk trash like that
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those were the days we would never
create villains but at least we were
happy
maybe we should reunite after all but
not as bowlers as evildoers yeah what
are you doing sorry Stacy but this
chameleon never changes his colors come
on boys let's go lose a battle
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this isn't over Sonic okay maybe it is
over but I'll be back so now that you
guys are back together how's about that
rematch
oh please pretty please I need this so
bad not a chance
sure be the best boilers in town
brothers fame respect and endorsement
deals but it cost us our friendship
yeah only villainy unites us now well in
that case you might have never beaten
the lightning bolts at bowling but here
on the b*ttlefield I win every time how
so I totally want to b*at them at
bowling
02x31 - Lightning Bowler Society
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