03x26 - Hawaiian Punch Aloha! Finale!

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previously on total drama

world tour the final three took off like

bats out of drumheller unfortunately

cody brought sierra the plane wrecker

along for the ride

even more unfortunate a broken yeti

heart

plus a good old-fashioned swordfish

fight

good times in the end heather the queen

of maine

reached hawaii first and captain

ponytail

and kid nerdy tied for second place

ouch who will heather face in the final

challenge

and who will go home with a million

dollars it's finale time

right here on total drama

world

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are on my tour you asked me what i

wanted to be

and now i think the answer is

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cause i wanna be famous

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oh

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welcome to the live finale of total

drama

world tour moments ago these guys tied

for second in a boat sandwich

tasty during the break we sent them to

vent in the confessional

check it i only let heather b*at me to

give her a false sense of confidence but

how will i explain to those at home that

i tied with that pathetic

cody oh my brother jose will be

compiling his insults already

i made it all the way to the final

two-ish i can't believe how close i am

to the million

there's just one massive thing in my way

alejandro against just me

never thought i'd say this but i wish

sierra was back in here with me

you never mentioned you had a brother

jose was it he is not worth mentioning

go team ellie he's even hotter in person

why are they in teams and why does my

team suck the peanut gallery's playing a

major role in choosing a winner

[Applause]

sweet i guess we're all voting on the

winner again did i say my team sucks

what i actually meant was they rock you

think we're fools you and alejandro are

done we are here for you cody

especially me

believe it or not i am actually hoping

alejandro wins the tiebreaker

i might be able to b*at him in a vote

but first

we gotta break a tie heather you won the

race to hawaii so

your reward is this advantage you can

select the tiebreaker yourself

or you can let cody or alejandro do it

as

if i'm gonna leave it up to them i'll do

it thank you

i was hoping you'd say that

each ball inside our challenge booth has

a different tiebreaker written on it

so take your pick well isn't this

fun

i swear jeff and i put ping-pong balls

in there

i know and i'm not mad just disappointed

i had to dial it up to meet my usual

high standards

how am i supposed

[Applause]

uh jeff go ahead and read that would you

pal

you heather has selected the traditional

hawaiian

fire dance of death

i question how traditional it is for a

male warrior to wear a coconut bra

forget that someone get me off of this

thing

she's funny when she's tied up and can't

hurt me i just

won the semi-final where is the respect

we'll be sure to look for that later the

first dude to free heather wins the last

spot in the final two

and a sh*t at the million uh if no one

happens to free her

does that make cody and i the final two

hey won't work i already checked

chef if you do the honors

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oh and stay out of the water starting

man is it nice to be out of this game

prepare to be defeated my tiny friend

i'm too young to die or fry

stay focused the kiwis go for the kiwis

go

alejandro squish him like a bug

where's my encouragement hello team

heather

oh

you know you can't win someone better

win fast i'm about to burst into flames

oh no sierra just rolled into quicksand

what sierra someone help her no

cody

no consider yourself disarmed and this

platform

oh ruthless

please don't eat me please don't eat me

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shoving mr popular into shark-infested

waters for no reason

you just handed me the million i can't

wait for the boat

now that we have our final two it's my

pleasure to announce

the peanut gallery will not be voting

for the winner

huh what but you said we were gonna play

a major role

major yep just not in a vody kind of way

prepare to have your minds blown out by

the most

lethal challenge in total drama history

heather versus alejandro versus

the volcano

in the day human sacrifices were tossed

into killaway a volcano

to appease the gods sadly the lawyers

won't let me use real people to

sacrifices

so heather and alejandro will have to

make sacrifice

stand-ins using the island's most

abundant resources

pineapples and driftwood and to make it

nice and symbolic

you guys have to make dummies of each

other to dump in the volcano

now you each get to pick two helpers i

dare either one of you to pick me

come on i choose courtney and tyler

yes wiki wakey tyler

he'll be so mad about this tomorrow i

suppose i could choose someone else

oh thanks i'd love to i appreciate your

enthusiasm

any enthusiasm for me alejandro is going

down nobody makes shark bait out of me

and gets away with it

anyway heather was pretty good to me

overall hey

i bet i'm the first person to ever say

that i remain a loyal member of team

cody

therefore if he's in consider my mad

skills all yours

okay we have our helpers now heather and

alejandro you have to stay on your mats

and direct your helpers to bring you

logs

driftwood and pineapples that resemble

parts of your opponent

and to make things a little more rhymey

my ladies please head straight

that's it you're doing great

search through that word to

tweet find me some giant feet

come on guys move it quick quick i won't

be like lost the match is frame all over

built-in lane

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gosh is this neck thick enough

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her butt is scrawny and flat and she ate

all that give me two knobby knees and

arms like logs

cheese bring me a big fat head move

quicker

yeah you can take

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[Applause]

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and alejandro takes the lead next step

haul your sacrifice to the top of

kilauea and toss her into the volcano

like so

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yeah watch out for the backsplash we'll

be right back with all the hardcore

lavarific

sizzling finale action here on total

drama world tour

you can't seriously expect us to throw

these dummies into an active volcano

without

safety equipment as the saying goes no

excruciating pain no million dollar gain

to help you get those dummies to the top

of the volcano you can use the rewards

your team's earned on your behalf

in the aftermath lava surfing challenge

cody won a stroller

too bad he's out but alejandro gets a

wheelbarrow and heather gets

diddly squat ah

alejandro for winning the effigy

challenge you get a 20-second head start

so get going farewell heather

i won't say i haven't enjoyed defeating

you

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cody's my helper i should get his prize

too

sure why not

oh yeah that's why not

i have the lead and i can taste the

million it tastes like mint dipped in

pure gold

what on earth

if you think i'm gonna give up

when i'm this close i'm impressed

not threatened but impressed see you at

the top

i'll be the one with the check for a

million dollars

over here check out the look on his face

no way the only way to the top of the

volcano

is past this river of lava that wheel

barrel probably won't be too helpful

all you have to do is hop across these

stepping stones

easy peasy hot and cheesy

but we've rigged a few booby traps too

that's right make things more

interesting chef a booby demo

if you please

yeah you really don't want to get hit by

those your helpers can either keep them

secured

or stand them falling it's your call

and go

chop away ladies

stop them let us throw never look

there's a sale on mascara

uh there's no mall we're in the jungle

ah do i have to do everything myself ha

victory is in the bag

which ropes are team alejandro's chef

nice one perhaps it is time to admit

you're outclassed

quit now maybe i'll throw you some pity

cash

no way jose what what did you just say

never call me that again whoa

testy much jose always has to win

always he lives to make me miserable he

punches me in the arm and calls me al

just because i hate it al hates being

called

al gosh al owen must have called

al al like a thousand times huh

poor al shut it

no hit him with the booby trap

whoops nice move nerdface

i truly hope you live to see me win

maybe once this game is over you're

hitting on me now

don't flatter yourself so long senorita

loser

i will destroy you come on heather

are you just gonna let him win a million

bucks hurry

there's no time to lose ah don't give up

or the bad guy wins

you mean i'm the good guy

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soon know of any season three wrap

parties

here they come

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looking for

thanks for everything

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no i can't catch my

my breath you are gorgeous when you've

lost

i worked so hard and now you're just

gonna take the mill and vanish from my

life forever

just throw your stupid doll this stupid

volcano already

so what are you more upset about losing

the million or me

are you cracked i would never fall for a

jerk like you then why are you blushing

hello

we're like right beside the hottest

thing on the planet

yeah admit it you're in love with me

what i don't love you i love you

kate i meant i hate you i know what you

meant

and i must confess at first yes my

intentions were purely strategic can the

confessing wait

kind of on a schedule here bro that is

no longer the case because you

you have stolen my heart oh that is so

beautiful even if it is heather our

connection

goes deeper than any game together

we could take over the world well

i suppose i might actually feel uh a

little something miami

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a little something called victory so

long

[Applause]

it's about time somebody took la

cucaracha down yeah

boys are okay but a million dollars

is way better

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and that's a cool million for heather

the winner of total drama

world tour

look how beautiful it is

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oh you didn't throw any pineapples in

the volcano did you

there are signs everywhere

oh yeah they really ruined the sh*t so

we put the human wall there

don't you know what happens when

pineapples meet lava

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whoa didn't see that one coming

[Applause]

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anywho

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see you next season i guess maybe with a

whole new cast

cause let's face it these guys are

probably gonna melt

until next time i'm chris mcclain

and this has been total drama

wait do i get my money or what

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let's get this over with already

freezing in here

at this rate i'm probably gonna need

some more hot chocolate and

another sleeve blanket you sure you know

what you're doing chef

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well as long as you can sign the release

forms we're golden

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al can you hear me we're gonna need you

to sign some paperwork that legally

absolves the show of your little

lava accident

a million dollars is it safe

uh yeah it seems that the million

dollars fell into the volcano

it's gone

spazz