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courageous
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fighting for justice in the name of the
king
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adventure today
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day
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the village quickly handy get the fire
truck thr*at form a line from the well
smurf some more water on that tree hefty
clumsy it's flaming up at your left
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keep smurfing
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yeah yeah
perfect
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incredible absolutely incredible
what are you little creatures huh we're
not creatures we're smurfs smurfs say
well now
well well well
i'd say you two smurfs will turn me a
fair penny a penny
all right sire you'll love this one what
has two wheels and flies two wheels and
flies i have the slightest idea
a garbage cart
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that the funniest thing you ever heard
fire
no
no
no
oh
do you like this funny face funny faces
always funny faces
song and dance
oh you sing a little song
you do a little dance it sure beats
getting a kick in the pants
song and dance always song and dance
some juggling
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no no no everything bores me
boring huh he's the one that's boring
you know i'm really very talented
yo pee wee
hmm
tasty
tell me pee wee is the king he's still
bored and if i bore him you know what's
hopeless johan hopeless hopeless
hopeless well i may have a cure for that
boredom peewee i've hired a traveling
carnival complete with jugglers
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traveling carnival huh what can they do
that i can't do
hey
will you look at that a bear costume
boy it sure looks real
hmm i'll bet i could get a few laughs
out of the king if i wore this
i'll just see if it fits
boy this head must be glued on come on
you stupid costume off with your
head maybe there's some button somewhere
button button who's got the button
no buttons what a dumb costume here
martin
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oh
come on pee wee this is no time to sleep
the entertainment is about to begin
and now sire may i start the proceedings
with the marvelous garbanzo family
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it's not working johan this is only the
first act peewee they'll get better
martin come back here
wasn't that funny sire
no
next please
and the final act of this long day sire
is the famous happy troubadour
it was a dark and gloomy day when the
farmer's house b*rned down
his chickens d*ed and his child held him
and all of his crops turned brown
no no no my good fellow the king wants a
happy song happy happy happy oh why
didn't you say so
it was a dark and gloomy day when the
farmer's house went down his chair can
d*ed in his childhood
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i told you johann if i can't do it no
one can sire sire
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a newly acquired special surprise i now
present something you have never seen
before
sweater
what are they
we're smurfs that's what we are
but they shouldn't be caged up like that
where did you find these smurfs well i i
bought them from a woodcutter for only
two crown ah but according to the king's
law you must free them if they can repay
the sum you purchase them for right
here little smurfs give these two crowns
to your master and you shall be free
oh thank you johan
what a miserable day's work two crowns
tell us little smurfs where do you come
from
the forest but our village was totally
smurf totally smurfed how
yeah we're the only smurfs that escaped
but who could do such a thing it was a
smurf that smurf smurf you mean it was
another smurf no no no no it was a big
smurf that smurfs
yes and we have to smurf back there
right away
and we shall help you sire pee-wee and i
must leave immediately to find this
mysterious smurf that smurfs smurf then
i'm going to
i need a little excitement in my life
yes siren
wait wait not so fast
can't we stop now i need some rest and
refreshments and i need some peace and
quiet
here we are thank goodness now i can eat
to take a nap
we have come to ask your help sir
harmony boss these little smurfs are in
terrible danger yeah we've been smurfed
by a smurf that smurf smurf
a smurf that smurfs smurf i think it
means a witch that casts spells oh no
that's not it an ogre that hates cheese
no no that's not it either wait wait we
shall try to find the answer in my
crystal ball
quiet now i must concentrate
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oh papa
he's a prisoner
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he cannot hear you smurfette this is
only an image but where are the other
smurfs and what knave is keeping your
papa smurf prisoner that i cannot answer
johan then we shall find out smurfette
hefty can you lead us to your village
well we're not supposed to tell any
humans but we'll show you the way gohan
good we shall leave immediately
go on take this magic stick on your long
journey if you need water tap the ground
say alakazam and a fountain will appear
really alakazam no wait
hey it works
how do you turn it off who said there
was a way to turn it off
but johan what about our horses the way
will be too difficult sire you mean
we're going to
to walk
walking always walking
farewell on the bus good bye
good luck
perhaps we should turn back johann i'm
tired no sire we must press onward
onward
we made it through sire
at last are we in smurfland not yet fire
but it's just a hop skip and a smurf
from here right across that desert
desert
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oh
and to think there's a nice cool well at
the castle oh i wish i was home
i wish you were too
pee-wee it's time to use the magic stick
yes yes the magic stick
alakazam
after you sire
it's salty salty that's impossible
it can't be
burst wouldn't do this to us
salty all salty
my kingdom my kingdom for a pitcher of
chilled grapes my kingdom for a picture
of chill grapes
ah look look water water blessed water
hi squirrel
hi bunny we're home again
finally well done little smurfs there's
our village what's left of it we shall
find the one who did this little smurfs
i promise
now where is this smurf that smurf smurf
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wow
a dragon
yay
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help stop him he's gonna eat me
mama
sh**t scat go away you nasty old beast
go go
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stand back you overgrown lizard
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too hot to handle
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that's it big fella come on come on
hurry i have you pee wee
oh
thanks you hein where's the dragon i'm
afraid he's gone and got himself stuck
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he's leaving
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where's the king and the little smurfs
oh
put me down i order you i am the king
let me go uh no no don't let me go
help gohan
a poor king what will we do
follow him it's our only hope and his
come on
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nothing ever
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where did you find this old buzzard mind
your tongue sir i am the king ah i can
nothing for kings
laugh while you can but when your heart
and pee we come to rescue me we'll see
who loves lost there are more of you
go
fetch them
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the dragon quick peewee hide
he must have
eaten the king not necessarily come
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how on
that's all that's left of him perhaps
not he could have escaped into that cave
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is this all you have for me 15 measly
diamonds you lazy little worms if my bag
isn't full by tonight that now will
roast your precious proper smurf oh yeah
let me have him pull me at him no hefty
wait
now back to work hey smurfs over here
huh and smart fan
yay
boy are we glad to see you how'd you
find us and where's the smurf that smurf
smurf
wait smurfs it's okay
these are our friends johan and biwi
we've come to help you
but tell us who was that scoundrel with
the whip his name's mano it was mine off
with his big smurf that smurfs smurf who
destroyed our village ah so it is mono
who controls the dragon but where's papa
smurf oh my nope has him hidden in the
cave somewhere i bet he has the king too
then we shall rescue them
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this must be mono's hideaway
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well well well manolo's been even busier
than i thought johann
the tables have turned mon off
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you're no match for me boy now i shall
teach you to dance
sorry but you're not my type
please have mercy sir have mercy lead us
to the king and papa smurf
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papa smurf my brave little smurfs yes
are you all right sire fine johann fine
this is all so touchy
that's the cave entrance just ahead but
you won't get away with this
oh yeah what's gonna stop us mr smart
guy
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yay the dragon
quick take cover
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you'll never get out of here alive never
never never
gapner will roast
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but it's only big enough for smurfs
oh
well let's take a look anyway
here they come well hello we found
walnuts hazelnuts chestnuts and water i
uh found these nuts papa smurf those are
snapdragons clumsy papa smurf
snapdragons just what we need to escape
in the name of smurf that's right why
didn't i think of that let's smurf some
snapdragons lots of snapdragons smurf to
it sire help me gather some wood peewee
find a cauldron quickly
but why tell me tell me i'll tell you
later later always later fools you'll
never get past bathner
and if we can get fafna to drink this
snapdragon juice he'll sleep like a baby
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hooray he's eating it how long before
he's asleep
soon i hope
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he's asleep boy
he sure is asleep
uh he's kind of cute when he's sleeping
now what do we do with him very good
question pee wee we can't let him loose
he's much too dangerous
fools there's nothing you can do if we
can only keep him from spitting fire
it is written in the smurf books that a
dragon that can't spit fire is no longer
dangerous that's it papa smurf peewee
the magic stick
but don't tell me you're thirsty for
salty water no no i shall give part of
it to a little smurf who must then enter
the dragon's mouth and put out his fire
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try it papa smith
alexa
i believe right away have courage papa
smurf
soon i'll be free
by smoothness it certainly is dark in
here actually i i'm not really afraid
but i'll i'll just whistle the tune to
smurf up some courage
it's hard to whistle when your teeth are
chattering
ah glimmering oh my that's a real blast
furnaces up there
this heat is unbearable but i must get
closer
i must do you hear anything sire nothing
but the beast's heart i'm afraid
oh i hope papa smurf is all right
smurfette look out the dragon is waking
up
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good grief papa smurf is still in there
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get them fafna get them all
yes yes roast them father roast them
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what are you doing spitfire
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you did it papa smith yes the dragon can
no longer smurf smurf
three cheers for papa smurf
ruined everything ruined
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sooner village movies goodness knew
thanks to all your help thank you papa
smurf perhaps someday we shall need your
help we'll be there johan farewell
smurfs we must be on our way
oh no
more mountains deserts swamps no sire
this time we shall fly fly
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oh what a beautiful sight home sweet
home at la
tonight you shall sleep in your own soft
bed sire yes soft bed and mono full
sleep in the dungeon
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cool him off
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good boy good boy
pee wee tomorrow you must return the
magic stick to omnibus sure johann sure
in the morning
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yes sire are you playing with that magic
stick again
what makes you ask that sire oh just a
lucky guess
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