- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[rock music]
♪
- Okay, let's see
what we got.
Kale, tofu,
"quin-oh-uh"?
- I think it's called
quinoa.
- [munches, spits]
I'd call it
"keen-blah."
All this rabbit food
can only mean one thing:
Lori's on another
health-food kick.
- [sighs]
No wonder her skin glows
like a Caribbean sunset!
- Are you picturing her
on the beach again?
- Uh, no.
- Ooh, peanut butter!
Now we're talking!
[cups rattling]
[smacks lips]
- Ew, Lincoln!
Have a little class!
- That's all for sports.
And now, the weather.
- [belches]
- It's cloudy with a chance
of you're disgusting.
- [sighs]
My whole life is like this.
- What are you
talking about, Lincoln?
You got it made.
One guy surrounded
by ten awesome sisters!
- Oh, Clyde.
Sweet, innocent Clyde.
[light music]
[toilet flushes]
[hair dryer blowing]
Finally!
Gah!
Forgot my loofah.
[screeching]
Dang it!
Mom, I'm off to meet
Ronnie Anne!
all: You're meeting Ronnie Anne?
- [screams]
- In that shirt?
- Ho, ho, you call that posture?
[all talking]
- What about your hair?
- Are you wearing
clean underwear?
- Okay, people,
I'm accepting ideas
on how we should
spend the day.
- Ooh! Ooh!
We could go to Dairyland.
all: [buzzer noise]
- Okay.
How about
Gus' Games N' Grub?
all: [buzzer noise]
- How about--
all: [buzzer noise]
- I know someplace
we'd all like.
[lively music]
♪
- Ow, ow, ow!
Thumb cramp!
all: Aww, poor Linky.
- Oh, here's Bun Bun.
- Let Lily kiss
your boo boo better!
both: Gauze! Stat!
- Clear!
- [screams]
[zapping]
- Hm, I see your point.
- I tell ya, Clyde,
sometimes I wish
I had ten brothers.
- And I wish
you would not eat
our communal peanut butter
with your booger-picking finger.
- See what I mean?
- Hmm.
- [smacks lips]
Aah!
- I've been pondering
your wish from earlier.
- My wish?
- Yes, I think
I can help you out.
This wristwatch can transport
you to an alternate dimension
in which you'll have
ten brothers.
- Right...
Lisa, I think
you've been playing
with too many
kiddy chemicals.
[chiming, whooshing]
Holy moly!
Awesome!
Wait. Why are you
doing this for me?
- I need beta-testers.
Now, are we doing this
or am I sending Lana
to a dimension
where she's a toad?
- Oh, we're doing it!
- One word of caution:
you only have hours
to return home.
Otherwise,
you'll be stuck there forever.
- Got it.
[beeping]
Let's do this!
- Good luck.
I gotta go break
the bad news to Lana.
- [screams]
Hmm.
This doesn't look like
a different dimension.
- That is literally LOL.
Hurry up, Loni,
time to go!
- [crashing]
Ooh! Whoa.
Loki, who moved the doorway?
- I'm ready, brah!
[strums guitar]
Let's rock!
- I "wooden" miss it!
[laughs]
Good one, Mrs. Coconuts.
- ! Hut!
- Uh. Sigh.
[horn honks]
- Quit honking, Lexx,
or you'll get a frog
down your pants!
[tires screech]
- Touch me and I'm telling!
[beeps horn]
Mom!
[clamoring, muffled shouts]
- Can you Cro-Magnons
diminish the cacophony
so our youngest sibling
can suspend consciousness?
both: Speak English, Levi.
- Shut your pie-holes
so Leon can nap!
- Holy moly.
[clamoring, all talking]
- Will you be
joining us, Lincoln?
- Ugh, where are we going?
The mall?
[all scoff, laugh]
- Yeah, right.
- You're literally hilarious,
Lincoln.
We're going to Dairyland.
It was your idea.
- Sweet!
My sisters would never
all want to go to Dairyland!
- Ooh! Sisters?
- Uh, you know, the nuns.
They hate amusement parks.
[laughs nervously]
[all cheering]
- Yes!
Dairyland was awesome!
- Great idea, Lincoln.
- Yeah, way to go, bro.
[all speaking at once]
- You're the man, Lincoln!
- [belches]
Whoops, sorry.
- You should be sorry...
'cause that was weak!
[belches]
- Ha, that was nothing.
Check this.
[farts with armpit]
- Oh, yeah?
Well, nothing beats
the real thing.
[farts]
[all cheer, laugh]
Chow time, boys.
- Gus' Games N' Grub?
No way!
- Five pies for ten guys!
- I sure hope Mom and Dad
gave us enough dough.
[laughs]
Get it?
- Sorry, I'm touching the pizza
with my booger-picking finger.
- Are you kidding me?
You use your finger
for your booger picking?
I use my thumb!
- Really?
- Any digit is acceptable.
- Really? I use my toe.
- I use this one.
[tires screech]
- There's my army.
How was Dairyland?
- [kisses]
It was awesome!
- [kisses]
Hi, Mom.
- [kisses, burps]
Bye, Mom!
- Hey, boys.
- Pile on Dad!
- [screaming]
- We got you!
- Say uncle.
- I thought he was our dad.
- Uncle!
[all clamoring]
- [groaning]
Sometimes I wonder
what it would be like
to have daughters.
- Only more hours.
I wish this didn't
have to end.
Wait,
why does it have to?
What if I didn't go back?
[indistinct chatter]
Guys, guess what!
I'm staying!
- Okay.
- Whatever.
- [belches]
- Hang on, bros!
Let me grab
my hockey stick.
Uh!
Uh, hey...
[all yelling]
Lynn, heh,
where's my room?
- Right where
it always is, weirdo.
- Three of us live in here?
[crow caws]
- Where else would we sleep?
The linen closet?
[laughs]
- Hey, where's Bun Bun?
- Luke flushed him.
- Lars gave him
a very dignified funeral.
- Thank you.
- Not Bun Bun!
- Well...
[yawns]
Night, bro.
[punches]
- Ow!
[bats chirp]
[screams]
- Oh, there's my bat colony.
[birds chirping]
[screams]
[thud]
Uh. Oh.
- One for waking me.
[punches, grunts]
- Ow.
- And one for
scratching my coffin.
[punches, thud]
- Ow.
- No line for the bathroom?
Sweet!
[screams]
Ah! Ahh!
- [yawns]
What's your damage, bro?
You woke me up.
- Look!
The bathroom is disgusting!
- You're right, bro.
We can't live like this!
Let's go clean it.
We'll start with the toilet!
- Huh?
Hey, hey, hey!
- Swirly time, dude!
- [screaming]
[laughter]
- How's it going,
"Stinkon"?
[all laughing]
[thud]
- Ow!
- Aw, you're fine.
Shake it off.
- Leon, you wanna
kiss my boo boo
and make it better?
- [chomps]
- Ow!
- [laughs]
- Kiss your boo boo?
[all laugh]
- [sucking]
Does nobody do laundry?
- Oh, yeah.
Got a winner.
- Uh, why are you guys
wearing my shirts?
- Duh, 'cause ours
were dirty.
- Well, now I don't
have any clean ones,
and I'm supposed to hang out
with Ronnie Anne!
- Ooh, the prince
needs a clean shirt
when he sees his princess!
all: Ooh!
[all laughing]
- Cut it out, guys.
- You know, if you wear
your pants higher,
you won't need a shirt.
[laughs]
- Thanks a lot.
Now I need clean underwear too.
- [laughs]
I'm just playing, bro.
- Ah, Come on.
I just combed my hair!
- Ooh!
[all teasing]
- Pile on Romeo!
- [screams]
[thud]
[all yelling]
- Guys, Dutch oven,
Loud-house style!
[cheering, farting]
Say uncle!
- Uncle!
[cheering]
- Stinky.
- [coughs, cracks back]
Remember what I said
about staying here forever?
Yeah, that's not happening.
[poof]
Phew!
I still have
five minutes to get back!
Where is it?
- Whoa!
Check out this sweet watch!
- Hey, that's mine!
- Finders, keepers,
loser.
- No! I need that!
[thud]
- [laughs] Keep away with
Uncle Lincoln's watch!
- Oops!
[all teasing]
- You guys,
this is serious!
[all laughing, teasing]
- Pile on Dad!
- [screams]
[all yell]
- Uncle, uncle, uncle!
- Phew, just in time.
- Hey, Stinkin',
I almost forgot something.
[laughs]
- [sighs]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[grunts]
My room.
Bun Bun!
It worked!
[light switch clicks]
- Are you okay?
Did you have a nightmare?
- Ahh! It didn't work!
- You want some water?
- Aww.
- How about warm milk?
- Do you want some water?
- Wait, why are they
being nice to me?
- Aw, want us to stay
until you fall asleep, Linka?
- Linka?
I'm in the wrong dimension!
[screams]
Oh, thank goodness
it was all just a nightmare.
- We heard you scream!
Are you okay?
- Here's Bun Bun, Linky!
- Lily will kiss it
and make it better.
- Thanks, guys.
You're the best.
- [kisses]
- It's good to be home.
I'll never complain
about having sisters again.
- Wait, what?
- I mean, you know,
the nuns.
- Lincoln, is this yours?
It fell on the floor.
- [screams]
- That was literally mine.
You are so gonna pay!
- Please don't stick my head
down the toilet!
- What?
I meant with money.
- Oh, of course.
That's more than fair.
- [scoffs]
Breaking Lori's watch?
You, sir, have no class!
- I'm so glad my sisters
are nothing like my brothers.
- Hey, Lincoln.
I almost forgot something.
[laughs]
- Except for Lynn.
[rock music]
01x41 - One of the Boys
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.