[Cymbals crash]
[Light percussive music]
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- Woof!
♪
[Gasps]
♪
[Giggles]
♪
[Dog barking]
[Twins giggling]
- [Giggling]
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Woof!
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- Ah!
- Well, jonathan, oh, oh,
fabulous business luncheon.
[Chuckles]
Of course,
I was the main speaker.
Say, did you like my joke
about world domination?
[Chuckles]
And the frosting
on the cake,
A gift bag extraordinaire.
- Wow, can I have
a busy-ness munchen, mommy?
- Sorry, pumpkin,
they're for grown-ups.
Of course, one's never too
young to start positioning
One's self socially.
- Hmm.
[Bike bell rings]
You're invited to my busy-ness
munchen for grown-ups.
You get to hear me
make lots of speeches.
- I don't know, angelica.
- You have to come,
'Cause you're the only
growed-up friend I've got.
My mommy's having a caker.
That means she got a big cake.
- Who said "cake"?
- Is somebody having
a birthday party?
- No, it's even better.
I'm having a busy-ness munchen.
It's a secret, special party
only grown-ups go to
With frosting
and a big commotion.
- We loves frosting
and commotion...i think.
- You babies aren't invited,
'cause you ain't growed-ups.
- We could be growed-ups
if we wanted to.
- Sorry, but there is no way
you babies know how to act
Growed-up, hmph.
- Wait a second.
How do they have to act,
angelica?
- They'd have
to tell a joke
And talk a whole lot good-er
and dress up,
And I don't mean
wearing a clean diaper.
- Okay, so if I can get them
to act like that,
You'll let them come?
- [Burps]
[Both babbling]
- Sure,
but you better hurry.
The luncheon starts
at snack time.
- Okay, I've got to make you
guys grown-ups real fast.
- I know how to be growed-up.
You've got to walk real fast
and keep looking at your watch.
- Angelica says
you've got to know a joke,
So I'll teach you one.
Knock, knock.
- Uh, susie,
there's no door there.
- No, no.
This is the joke.
Say, "who's there?"
All: who's there?
- No, after I say,
"knock, knock."
- This joke
isn't very funny.
- Why are you knocking?
Don't you gots a doorbell?
All: yeah.
- [Sighs]
What did I get myself into?
[Gasps] oh, look,
we'll practice the joke later.
Next, I have to teach you how
to talk right.
- But we talk real good-ly.
- I think I'm gonna need help.
- Hi, kids.
Today we're going to have
a lot of fun.
Listen and repeat:
"It's so nice to see you,
socky."
Now you.
- Uh, nice, socky.
- What's that?
- Now you.
[All speaking gibberish]
- And remember to say please
and thank you.
Have a splendid day,
children.
All: good-bye.
- That was the best-est.
- Uh-uh-uh.
- I mean, best...
Show I ever sawed.
- [Sighs]
You mean "saw."
- That's what he said.
Sawed.
- Uh-oh, we've still got to
get you dressed up,
And I know just who to talk
to about fashion: my sister.
- And then she said
that I said that you said
That he said that...
Ugh, call you later.
I was talking on the phone.
- Alisa, how do I make them
look dressed up?
- Wait, why would you want
to dress 'em up?
- Come on.
I need your help.
Please.
- [Sighs]
okay.
First of all,
lose the diapers.
Big fashion no-no.
- I kind of think
they need the diapers.
- Okay, well,
dress 'em in black.
Boys wear ties.
Girls wear sparkly dresses,
and, hello,
Have they heard of a comb?
- Black and ties
and sparkles and combs.
I can't do all that
before snack time.
- Uh, it's okay.
We don't has to go to
the business munchen.
- You tried your best-est.
I mean best-er.
- Aw, angelica
don't want us there anyway.
- Listen, you guys,
we're going to that munchen,
And I think I know just how
to fix up your clothes.
- We've runned out of black
fingey paints,
But we still looks fancy.
- Blech!
- There.
Boys wear bows for ties.
I forget what they're called.
And for the girls,
I guess you kind of
look like grown-ups.
Oh, no.
Come on,
you grown-up babies,
We've gots a munchen to go to.
- Angelica,
I'm happy to tell you
I've brought some very
grown-up friends with me,
And here they are.
- Ooh.
- You can dresses them up,
but you can't take 'em nowheres.
- Cake.
Yeah.
I mean, what lovely cake
you have, angelica.
- Get these babies
out of here.
- Not on your life.
They do everything you said,
angelica.
They tell jokes,
they talk better,
And they're dressed up.
- Ta-da
[laughs]
- Huh.
Well, I guess they look
a little better.
[All sigh]
- But I bet they don't sound
any better.
These babies can't talk good.
- Oh, yeah?
Growed-up babies,
greet ms. Angelica.
- So nice to see you, socky.
- Nice weather.
Now you.
- Please.
- Thank you.
- Listen and we poop.
- Not bad.
[Cheers]
- Hold your ponies, babies.
You've got to do one more thing
before you get any cake.
You've got to make me laugh.
- Okay, um, here goes.
Knock, um, knock.
- Who is it?
- Come in.
- I'm here.
- Me too.
- [Laughs]
That was the worst-est
knock-knock joke I ever heard.
Get out of here, babies.
- But, angelica, they made you
laugh, didn't they?
- Yeah, but--but...
Fine.
Go get some cake, babies.
All: cake!
- We did it.
- Now we're growed-up babies.
- Growed-up babies with cake.
- Dig in, you guys.
You earned it.
- Hey, that's not dress-up
clothes you're wearing.
That's a diaper in disguise.
- Um,
it's a dress-up diaper.
- So?
Since growed-ups
don't wear diapers,
And you're wearing a diaper,
That means
you're not growed-ups.
Drop the cake and get out,
babies.
Heh, heh, heh.
- But, angelica.
[All groaning]
- Well, angelica,
if they go, I'm going too.
- Fine.
More cake for me and cynthia.
- Ugh,
how do grown-ups do it?
- Bleh, too much stuffs
all over 'em.
- I don't want
to be growed-up never.
[Together]
mmm-mmm.
- Sorry we weren't
good grown-ups, susie,
But thanks for trying.
- I like you better
as yourselves anyway.
- Me too
[giggles]
- [Laughs]
- [Sighs]
[Laughter]
- What's a grown-up like you
want with us babies?
- Um, at my munchen,
Well,
there's nobody to listen to me,
So, um, I was wondering
if I could maybe
Come to your party instead?
- Sure you can, angelica.
- Great.
- On one conditioner.
- [Grunts]
Yeah.
[Both laughing]
- [Chuckles]
- [Laughs]
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, waiter.
More grape juice,
please.
- Yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Oof.
- How long are you gonna
make her do that?
- As long as I can.
[Laughter]
- [Laughing]
Tommy
[laughs]
[Coos]
[Laughing]
- Okay, dilly,
because I'm your big brother,
I figure it's up to me
to tell you about stuffs,
So as when
you're a grown-up baby like me,
You'll know how
everything works.
- [Coos]
- This is the fridge-a-lator.
Fridge-a-lators make food
whiles you're sleeping.
It never runs out.
- [Coos]
[Laughs]
Whee.
- That's a mommy
and daddy potty.
You can poop in it
and read at the same time.
- Pooping.
- That's right.
You catch on fast.
- [Coos]
- This thing here
is a play place
We have fun in
when we wants to.
It's supposed to keep
grown-ups out,
But it doesn't work
all the time.
- [Coos]
Me.
- That's right.
It's you, dilly.
You're here because one day
I wanted a baby to play with,
So mommy and daddy went out and
got-ed you,
And you turned out to be the
best-est little brother ever.
- Tommy
[Vomits]
- Uh-oh.
Dilly had an oopsie.
- [Vomits]
- Uh, I think the teaching
is over for now.
- [Fusses]
- but don't worry.
I know lots more.
Maybe mommy can give me a bath.
- [Coos]
[Vomits]
- [Giggling]
- I'm gonna get you.
- [Giggling]
- Whoa.
Whoa.
- [Giggling]
- Kodo what?
- It's kodomo no hi:
children's day.
It's my parents'
favorite holiday,
Because all the grandchildren
come to visit.
- Hey,
since kimi can't be in tokyo
For the holiday tomorrow,
Why don't we send your folks
a care package
Filled with mementos?
- That's a great idea,
koibito.
- Sonic express could pick up
the box tonight.
By this time tomorrow,
it'll be like kimi's in japan.
- [Gasps]
[Gasps]
- They're sending her back
to japan?
- I heard-ed it
with my own ears.
They're putting kimi in a box
and sending her away tonight.
[All gasp]
- All we have to do
is pack her up,
And then we can send her off
to japan.
[All gasp]
- Chuckie,
what you doing?
- I'm just looking
at kimi's stuff.
It's gonna be lots less messy
when she's back in japan...ugh!
When I trip and fall,
I can just lay there,
'Cause nobody will help me
back up.
It's not so bad.
- [Giggling]
- How can she be so happy
when I'm so sad?
- Maybe she don't know she's
gonna be mailed-ed in a box.
- Oh.
- Yeah,
maybe nobody told-ed her.
- [Gasps]
you think?
Oh, no.
I gots to tell kimi
she's going away.
Kimi.
- Hey, chuckie.
Zoom.
- Stop playing, 'cause
I want to tell you something.
- You stopped being scared
of the guy on the oatmeal box?
Sorry.
- No, but you know how
this is your house,
And we have a chuckie
and a kimi room,
And we mix up things together,
And we laugh,
And I'm your big brother,
and everything's really good?
- Uh-huh.
- Um, that's all.
See you.
- Isn't chuckie funny sometimes?
- I tried to tell her,
but all the words got mushed up.
- I don't like mush-ied words.
- We can't let 'em
take kimi away, tommy.
- How can we stop 'em?
- I know.
We can hide her.
- Yeah.
If they can't find kimi,
they can't stick her in a box.
Let's go get her.
Remember, guys,
don't tell kimi nothing.
She's not big like me.
She might cry and stuff.
- I never played hide and go
peep like this before.
- It's new, kimi.
We hide together so nobody ever
finds us and sends us nowheres.
- Is somebody playing
hide and go seek?
Well,
I guess I found you.
[Laughs]
- [Gasps]
[All gasp]
- This is a great
hiding place, chuckie.
- But it's kind of dusty
Achoo!
- Oh, my.
That's probably not
the best place
For someone with allergies.
Oh, and it looks like your daddy
forgot to put on your socks.
- [Giggles]
- Tommy, it's not working.
Tonight they're gonna pack
kimi all up in that box.
- Well, you still gots
one day with her.
- I guess I should
make it a good one,
But it's not gonna be easy.
- [Giggling]
Hi, guys.
What you been doing?
- Oh, just talking about you
going to ja--
- Um,
who wants to play I got you?
All: I do. I do. I do.
- So you're it.
[All speaking excitedly]
- Ready or not,
here I come.
- I'm gonna slow down so kimi
can get me for the last time.
- Got you.
Good luck, chuckie.
You're never gonna
catch me again.
- Oh.
- Here are some of kimi
and chuckie's things.
Golly, hope I didn't get
too carried away.
- [Laughs]
- Hey, kimi,
here we are coloring.
Your favorite thing to do,
right?
- Uh-huh, I drawed a heart
And made it for you,
chuckie.
- Thanks, kimi.
She made me a heart!
[All awwing]
- I'm gonna keep it forever.
Kimi?
- Oh, no.
It's too late.
- Surprise!
[Giggles]
- Kimi!
You're still here.
- Course I'm here, chuckie.
- My heart.
My heart.
I got something for you too.
I want you to have my lolly.
I only gave it one lick
a couple of times.
- Whoa.
Thanks, chuckie.
Hi, guys.
- Hi, kimi.
- Everybody is looking at me
too much today.
- Well, it's not 'cause
you're going away or nothing.
- Stop looking already.
You can look some more tomorrow.
- No, we can't
[sniffles]
- Bye, kimi.
- Gonna miss her.
- Me too,
but I think chuckie
Is gonna miss kimi
the most-est.
- Uh-huh.
'Cause if she's all the way
in japan
And I'm all the way over here,
I'll never get to--wait a sec.
I gots the perfect-est idea
[Grunts]
See.
- What are we gonna do
with a box, chuckie?
- I made a 'cision.
I'm not gonna be a brother
without a sister.
I'm going to japan too
[grunts]
[all gasp]
- So no kimi and no chuckie too?
- Well, if you're going,
chuckie, then I'm going too.
- And if tommy's going,
then I'm going.
- Hey, I get my own room.
Okay, I'll come too.
- You guys will really do that?
- Kimi's are friend.
- Kimi knows fun stuffs.
- Boy, is she gonna
be surprised.
- [Grunts]
Ow.
- [Grunts]
[Both gasp]
- Well, no way is she going
to japan now.
- Hmm, guess not.
- Well, we can still email
your folks a picture.
- Better than nothing.
Let's get the camera.
- Did you hear that, guys?
We did it!
They're not sending kimi
to japan!
[All cheer]
- I gots my sister back.
[Laughs]
- what are you guys doing?
- We're not going to japan!
- Can I not go to japan too?
- Sure, kimi.
Come on.
[Laughter]
All: whoa.
♪
- Klasky csupo.
- First of all,
lose the diapers.
Big fashion no-no.
08x14 - My Fair Babies/The Way Things Work/Home Sweet Home
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