[♪♪♪]
Mm.
[DOGS SNARLING]
Aah!
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
[BARKING]
[GRUNTS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SNARLS]
Uh!
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!
Whoa!
Bill... Bill...
Ooh!
Bed-topia coupon.
Papa needs a new comforter.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
You guys got
a couple things too.
RIGBY:
Man, Benson.
Do that with a little less
drama next time.
Yeah. Why can't you be more
like the mail guys on TV?
Because--
[SIGHS]
I don't know.
Whoa, dude,
check it out--
A square envelope.
Hand-calligraphed
addresses?
Hoo! Things just
got fancy in here!
"Traffic's at a standstill
due to a backup
at the Smith residence."
"Some minor congestion
is expected
"at the intersection of cake,
fancy sodas, and a good time
as we celebrate the thousandth
flight of Chopper ."
"We're not seeing any delays in
an RSVP for you and one guest."
Oh! It's a party
for Margaret's dad's
thousandth ride on Chopper !
And C.J. and I
can go too, right, guys?
Uh...
Oh. Ahem.
I promised friends
I'd volunteer
at this river cleanup thing
that day.
Oh... Well...
Just go without me. It sounds
like it'll be fun.
Oh, phew!
'Cause if you were there
and Margaret was there--
[SHUDDERS]
A lot less awkward
this wa-- Ow!
Dude! I'm not saying anything
we don't know!
Rigby's right. Go. Have fun.
Really?
I trust you.
Oh!
I'll bring you a piece of cake
from the party
for being
the coolest girlfriend ever.
[BOY IMITATING g*nf*re]
[BOY IMITATING
sh*t-DOWN CHOPPER]
Chopper down!
Chopper down!
[LAUGHS]
That's not funny,
kids.
Hi!
Oh, hey, guys.
Glad you could make it.
Can you believe it?
Margaret's still at work.
She might not even
make it at all!
Oh! Bummer!
You're smiling.
Sorry. Cheek cramp.
Whoa!
Darrell, come on!
You almost ruined our
special-order cake here!
That's a cake?
C.J.'s gotta see this.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
FRANK: Mordecai!
Huh?
Mr. Smith!
Mm!
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS]
I want you to meet
my longtime partner
in the skies--
Jackie Carmichael.
What a day, huh?
I can't wait to find out
who's gonna get that extra seat
in the thousandth
Chopper flight.
Extra seat?
There's one for my wife,
one for my daughter,
and one wild card.
Sure would mean a lot.
Even more than
the award I won
for being the top traffic
reporter in the city.
Frank has a lot of important
people in his life, Jackie.
Isn't that right, Frank?
That's true, hon.
Haven't made up my mind yet
about that extra seat.
Have you considered
your daughter's
ex-boyfriend's best friend?
He's not gonna take you,
Rigby. Sorry.
Hey, do you mind if I get
a piece of cake for C.J.?
C.J.?
She's Mordecai's
new girlfriend.
Not totally new,
but newer than Margaret.
Huh.
Here we are now
at the celebration
of Frank Smith's
one thousandth Chopper ride.
Looks like
quite a turnout.
Hug bug! You came!
Of course I did!
Mmm!
Hi, Margaret.
Hi.
Your friend Mordecai here
was just saying
he has a new girlfriend
named C.J.
[SCOFFS]
Dad!
I, uh,
have to go to the bathroom.
Oh, no.
Dude! Wait up!
Got any new hobbies,
Eileen?
Yeah, I do.
[CELL PHONE BUTTONS CLICK]
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]
[CHUCKLES] Gross.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
RIGBY:
You're being weird, Mordecai!
That's fine.
Come on!
You have to come out.
No, I don't.
Margaret's out there,
so if I'm here,
I won't mess things up.
This is the choice
of maturity.
RIGBY: What about the cake?
Ahh! The cake.
[SIGHS]
I'll come out when they cut
the cake, then leave.
That's dumb, dude.
C.J. told you to have fun.
Just come out here.
I'll stick by you
so nothing happens
with Margaret.
Then you can grab the cake and,
better yet, your dignity.
You'll stay with me
the whole time?
Or until you have to go
to the bathroom.
Thanks, Rigby.
Uh! Ow!
That's payback for punching me
on the couch. Let's go.
That was
a really long time ago.
[♪♪♪]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[FRANK CLEARS THROAT]
I'd like to say a few words
before we cut the cake.
Cake.
Chopper , Chopper ,
Chopper .
How many times
have I said those words?
Well, at least ,
plus the three just now, heh.
It's been such an honor
to patrol the skies
so that people know which
highways have less traffic
and more car chases,
but I couldn't have
done it alone.
I'd like to thank
my baby girl, Margaret,
and my beautiful wife,
Denise,
for emotionally always being
next to me in the Chopper.
Today, I'd like for them
to literally be next to me
in the Chopper.
Everyone else,
please grab a slice of cake
and join us in the front yard
while we make history!
Frank! Frank! Aren't you
forgetting something?
Oh, right--
The extra seat, heh.
How could I forget?
Oh, don't worry about it.
I reserved this seat
for a very special person.
Hmm. Ooh!
FRANK: Mordecai!
Mordecai?
I, uh...
[SCOFFS]
Never mind that I won an award,
and I still
don't get respect here.
Guess awards don't count
for a single thing.
Sorry
I got heated before.
It's hard for me
to accept
that you and Margaret
aren't together.
That's okay.
No, it's not okay.
You're family, Mordecai.
At least,
I consider you family.
And I always will,
whether or not you and Margaret
are a couple.
Um...
Well... Thank you...
For that.
Ugh!
Now go grab a piece of cake
for your girlfriend J.C.
before it disappears,
'cause the flight of
a lifetime's about to take off.
Hey, Rigby.
Can I trust you to hold
this piece of cake for me
without eating it?
Dude, it's cake.
[SIGHS]
Never mind.
Whoa! Whoa! Uh!
Should have brought
a napkin too, huh?
[GROANS]
How are things at the park?
Uh! Oh!
Dude!
[GROANS]
Why are you being so weird?
I know a lot's happened,
but I thought we were cool now.
Yeah. No.
It's still weird.
Well, what's it gonna take?
This is a party!
We're on Chopper 's
thousandth ride!
Can't we just try to have fun,
like we used to?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
"Ck, ck. We had a six-car
pileup around Christmas,
but now we're not seeing
any delays,
as we make our way north
through the clouds."
[BOTH LAUGHING]
That's some solid
traffic reporting, son.
Where'd you learn that?
Oh, Frank!
He thinks it takes skill
to do what he does.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
How long are we
supposed to watch it?
Guess I missed
the launch.
C.J.!
Oh, cool. You made it.
What happened to
the river cleanup?
They sent us home
after someone got chemical burns
from the water.
Where's Mordecai?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Mordecai?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Hm. Huh?
[♪♪♪]
Uh, I can't be here.
I-- I gotta hang
with C.J.
C.J.! Hi! Uh!
Oh, come on! Did you think
I wouldn't find out?
That you could just make a fool
of me forever?
This is the last time!
Are you getting this,
Glen?
[ROARING]
C.J.!
It's not what you think!
There was
an extra seat!
Is everyone okay back there?
DENISE:
We're fi-- Oof!
MARGARET: Mom!
MORDECAI: Whoa! Are you okay?
What's with
your new girlfriend, Mordecai?
I don't know. I guess we're
having another misunderstanding.
No son of mine would bring this
to my one thousandth
Chopper-flight party!
But I'm not your son!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Mom! Dad!
You're right to be concerned,
Margaret,
but it's gonna be okay.
I'm a professional.
Grab your knees, hon.
BOTH:
Mannon ball!
It really does take skill
to do what you do.
[SIGHS]
It's okay.
They made it.
Yeah, but what about us?
[ROARS]
[CROWD SCREAMING]
C.J.! Please!
[YELPS]
[ROARS]
[MORDECAI & MARGARET SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
Aah!
Margaret! No!
[ROARS]
C.J., listen to me!
It's not what you think!
Really!
Mordecai's telling you
the truth!
He's told you the truth,
like, a hundred times!
We're just friends!
Why should I trust you?
Because...
I have a boyfriend!
You have a boyfriend?
You have a boyfriend?
You... Have a boyfriend?
Look!
He just showed up!
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
Yowza!
Should have grabbed my
windbreaker off the sailboat.
Weekend sports anchor
Del Hanlon?
Hey, Eileen.
Hey.
Hey, Margaret!
[GROANS]
There's nothing
to be upset about here!
But you--
So you don't--
Oh, no.
[BEEP]
Hey, Del!
Margaret.
Mm.
All the cake's gone,
but we still have snacks.
That's okay.
I don't pollute my body
with refined sugar anyway.
[SIGHS]
[SNIFFLING]
C.J.?
I'm not really in the mood
for cake right now.
I'm sorry. I mean,
I did what you asked me
to do, so--
But then--
Don't.
This time, it was my fault.
Margaret's parents almost d*ed
because I freaked out
about nothing.
Yeah, that did happen.
I have to go.
[SNIFFLES]
Dude, is it cool
if I eat the rest of that?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
06x22 - 1000th Chopper Flight Party
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.