02x12 - How Zelda Got Her Groove Back Back

[bunniefuu]

[hip-hop music]

I can smell it in the air.

There's going to be
some good learning today.

Uh, no, actually, what you smell is

that turkey meatloaf
burning in the cafeteria.

-Are you guys wearing crabs on your head?
-Wow. Nothing gets by you.

Everyone got a hat and T-shirt

at Tiffany's National Crab Day party.

Oh. You two weren't there.

That must have been
why it was such a good time.

It was so much fun I smiled.

I never do that.

Don't worry, I'm sure Tiffany will throw

another party next year

that you also won't be invited to.

Hold up, sparkles.

Did you throw a party
and invite everyone but us?

Hmm, how do I put this? Yes.

Well, that was shellfish.

[laughs]

See, stuff like that is
why we didn't get invited.

You're not on the
East Packer Parties group text.

It's all party planning and emojis.

[sighs] It's my love language.

I like planning and emojis.

If only there was an emoji

that looked like it was planning, right?

So, um...

okay, go ahead and add us
to that little group text.

-Go ahead, tippity type.
-Aw, I wish I could.

But I don't want to.

East Packer Parties
doesn't need two amateurs.

Uh, we are not amateurs.

In fact, we are throwing
a huge blowout tomorrow.

-We are?
-Are now, babes. Keep up.

Right. We are. I can throw a party.
-Mm-hmm.

It's gonna be epic...or fire, or lit,
or whatever the kids are saying.

[grunts]

Well, it would have to be a major event

to get you on the party text.

Good luck! [giggles] Not really.

♪ ♪

Come on, Sadie, give me a party idea.

Okay.

Ooh.

What if we make it a fundraiser
to help clean Lake Erie?

[chuckles] Can't say fundraiser
without "fun."

Sadie, you are so much better than that.

I stand by it.

I like where you're going
with this lake idea.

Uh-oh. I know that look.

It usually means chaos.

Or cheese fries.

Even better.

Lay Lay's Par-Tay-Tay on Lake Superior.

Now with cheese fries.

We're in Cleveland, so it's Lake Erie.

When I'm done with it,
it's gonna be superior.

♪ I'm Sadie's affirmation app ♪

♪ So no matter what happens
I got her back ♪

♪ 'Cause, see, my homey Sadie
Wished on a star ♪

♪ She said, "I wish you were real"
Now I'm real as you are ♪

♪ Now who's coming out the app? ♪

-♪ That girl Lay Lay ♪
-♪ Whose avatar power is to freeze? ♪

-♪ That girl Lay Lay ♪
-♪ All day, all day it's your girl ♪

♪ That girl, that girl, that girl ♪

♪ That girl Lay Lay ♪

[hip-hop music]

What's in these boxes, Mrs. Alexander?

They're so heavy
I almost have to put in effort.

My softball trophies.

If I had my way, they'd be on the mantle,

but apparently that's
for photos of my kids.

-[door closes]
-Uh, honey,

what's Cobo doing over here
with his arms out?

It's Deep Clean Weekend

and I hired Cobo to help me,

because someone refuses to lift a finger,

even though I wrote him a list, emailed,

and put a sticky note on his toothbrush.

Should have sent me a text.

Whatever, Bryce.

Cobo is helping me now.

[chuckles] You're not
replacing me that easy.

Ha, your services
are no longer needed, Cobo.

It's time to co-bye-bye.

Like, as in fired?

I've never been fired before.
I mean, look at me. I'm not fireable.

I'm taking over
Deep Clean Weekend from here.

I'm un-replacing myself.

Yeah, that's fine by me.

'Cause you got a lot of trophies, lady.

[grunts]

Oh, jeez, that's heavy.

Hey, but I got this. [chuckles]

'Cause I'm a responsible guy
who gets stuff done.

Mm-hmm.

And that wasn't
an "I believe in you" mm-hmm.

Mm-mm.

♪ ♪

How is this look
for Lay Lay's Par-Tay-Tay?

Somehow it's too much and not enough.

Ladies, I saw your beautiful post

about your magnificent party.

Looks horrible.

I'm here to fix it.

What do you know about throwing parties?

You still have race cars
on your birthday cake.

I know that the East Packer Parties
group text

has been talking about your post

and they're not excited.

The response is all clown and poop emojis.

Wait a minute, you're on the
East Packer Parties group text?

You don't even go to our school.

My bold dreams and expensive taste

has gotten the attention
of this city's teenage elite.

I've been labeled a pre-freshman to watch.

I'll tell you who to watch.

Yourself.

Let me help plan your little lake party.

I'll make it the best time Cleveland's had

since that hot dog truck
tipped over on the freeway

and the whole town feasted.

Wait, what's in it for you?

Little old me? I'm just a nice guy.

A nice guy who's gonna sell raffle tickets

to all the suckers at your party.

-What are you gonna raffle?
-A bike horn. False teeth. Doesn't matter.

People just like to win stuff.

-That's not true.
-I'll take five tickets.

♪ ♪

Psh, hiring Cobo to do my chores.

I can organize this sheet music
while watching TV

with two hands tied behind my back
and eating a bowl of soup.

[TV announcer] Welcome to the
Semi-Pro Tournament of Cornhole.

The Semi-Pro Tournament
of Cornhole is today?

[TV announcer] Yes.

The Semi-Pro Tournament
of Cornhole is today.

[sighs]

And you don't want to miss
a single cornhole toss.

How am I supposed to do all this work
and not miss a single cornhole toss?

[announcer continuing indistinctly]

Oh.

What happened to co-bye-bye?

Change of plans.
I need to watch the Detroit Bag Boys

dominate the Semi-Pro Tournament
of Cornhole.

Wait, so I was hired, fired,
and now I'm re-hired?

Yes, but this time I've added
a secrecy clause

-to your contract.
-I have a contract?

No, there can't be a paper trail for this.

If Trish finds out,
she'll make me live in the attic,

and it's very spooky up there.

Okay, but it's hard for me
to go unnoticed.

I have what they call the "it" factor.

I'll do my best.

Cornhole. Corn chips.

Corn hat.

Now, let's do this. [chuckles]

And by "let's," I mean me.
You get to work.

♪ ♪

I'm starting to really like party planning

now that Marky's taken over
all the hard parts.

Me too. I love deciding
who's good enough to invite.

Sweet James Brown.

It's the Good NEWZ Girls.

No way! I love their music.

Can you imagine how cool we'd be
if we got them to perform at our party?

Come on, let's ask them.

Make sure to hype it up.

No puns.

But I'm punny. [chuckles]

Okay, it's out.

Hey, guys. I'm Lay Lay.

And this is my bestie, Sadie.

Hi, I'm Isabel and this is...

Mikaela, Nayah, and Baylee. We know.
We're huge fans of your music.

-Huge fans.
-Are we being too fangirl-y?

Stop us if we're being too fangirl-y.

You are being fangirl-y,
but it is so awkwardly cute.

[both chuckle]

Um, hey, a crazy idea
just popped in my head.

We're throwing a party tonight.

Yeah, and it's not just any party,

it's a huge blowout on the lake.

On the lake? Pfft, it's on a boat.

On a boat, pfft, it's on a yacht.

[squeals] Thank you for reminding me.
It is on a yacht.

It'll basically be like if Dua Lipa
threw a masquerade for the mermaids.

Totally, the coolest dancing,
the snackiest snacks.

-Mm-hmm.
-The...

funnest fun, right?

And the only thing
we're missing is entertainment.

So want to play at our soiree?

Tonight? That sounds like a lot of fun,

but we have plans.

What could be better than
a yacht party on the water?

-We do love yachts.
-And parties.

And especially yacht parties.

You're right. We'll cancel our plans.

-We're in.
-Yes! Thank you so much.

The Cleveland ocean is never
gonna be the same again. [squeals]

-She means the lake.
-[all] Oh.

OMG, OMG. The Good NEWZ Girls are in.

-Can you believe this?
-Of course.

We're throwing a yacht party on the lake

with amazing food,
and dancing all night long.

[mimics dance b*at]

Wait, we don't have any of that.

What were we thinking?
We don't have a yacht.

We don't even have snacks.

Oh, now that you put it
all out there, I see.

This could be a problem.

♪ ♪

Lay Lay's Par-Tay-Tay is on its way-way.

[glasses clink]

I don't know why you keep saying that
and clinking my glass.

We still don't have a venue for our party.

I got us a venue for our party.

Whoo!

See that, Sadie?
Everything's coming up Lay Lay.

[glasses clink]

I got your message that we needed a yacht,
and I delivered.

-I talked the guy into an incredible deal.
-Thank goodness.

We just ran into the Good NEWZ Girls,

and they agreed to play
at our yacht party.

[gasps]

Did you say the Good NEWZ Girls
are singing at your party?

And your party's on a yacht?

That's right.

But your little crab hats were cute, too.

Yeah, go ahead and add us
to that little party text, Tiffy,

'cause we are the new party queens.

I must have manifested this,

because I have a sailor outfit
dying for a debut.

And I love the lake.

If you're lucky, you can see dead fish.

Fine, I'm going too.

But only to livestream it
for my followers.

They love a good fail video.

You guys want to check out the boat I got?

It's supposed to be super classy.

Let's do it. Next stop, Lake Michigan.

Oh, it's Lake...you know what?

I don't even care. Let's just go.

♪ ♪

Hey, thanks for coming back, Cobo.

Oh, yeah. It's all good.
I love helping out my neighbors.

-And getting paid.
-[both chuckle]

-Why are you watching cornhole outside?
-Because I'm supposed to be working.

If Trish comes out here,
the phone goes in my pocket

and the boxes go back in my arms.

Aw, so you figured out how to get
the game on your phone.

That's a pretty savvy
tech move, Mr. Alexander.

[chuckles]

You mean, for an old guy?

I'm gonna get these boxes.

[Trish]
Honey, you still working out there?

Uh, yeah, you know it, babe.

There's a nest of black widows...

[Bryce] Hide.

How's the garage cleaning going?

I thought I'd hear more screams
with the spiders in there.

Babe, it's Deep Clean Weekend.

I'm the guy who carries heavy boxes.

Not the guy who screams
when he sees spiders.

In that case, let's add pest control
to Deep Clean Weekend.

I love you... Big Daddy Bryce.

[both chuckle]

Hey, relax, babe. I got this.

There is a whole society
of spiders in there.

Well, good news.
Those spiders will soon be gone.

Bad news? You're gonna be
the one who gets rid of them.

[Cobo] No!

♪ ♪

All right, girls,
our party yacht's right over... here?

[Sadie] This isn't a yacht.

This is a trash boat.

It's a piece of garbage
that carries other garbage.

The only thing
that could party here is a rat.

Do we look like rodents to you, Marky?

When you snarl like that...

-[Sadie] Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
-[Lay Lay] Let me get him.

-No!
-Let me get him!

I swear, I'm just as upset as you.

I thought I was getting
a great venue at a great price.

You made the deal without seeing the boat?

Yes. And I'm now realizing
I should have been more careful

when doing business with a guy named...

Skunky Dan.

Marky Moziah Alexander.

[grunts]

It's not my fault. He had business cards.

Now what are we gonna do?
I promised everyone Coachella.

Now it's gonna be more like Roach-ella.

Come on. We can make this work.

I can see the Good NEWZ Girls
making their grand entrance right here.

[trash clatters]

See?
Picture that but with Good NEWZ Girls.

♪ ♪

Well, we can't throw a party down there.

I just seen two rats playing dominoes.

Can they sing?

'Cause there's no way the Good NEWZ Girls
are performing in this dump.

I tried to get our money back
from Skunky Dan,

but bad news on that front too.

He took my socks.

I didn't even realize he was taking them.
I walked away and they were gone.

This place is a disaster.

And now Tiffany is gonna come
up here all smug and be like,

"You are garbage people
who threw a garbage party."

[fake laugh]

Wait, what if we do throw a garbage party

but it's about getting rid of garbage?

I don't know what you're talking about,
but this is the best idea we've got going.

Say more words.

We turn this party into a grungy-cool,
shabby-chic, party mecca.

I can sell that.

It's like I was saying before,

make this party more than just a party.

Everyone who comes will have a great time

after they pick up
a bag of trash from the lake.

Oh. That is a great plan. Sadie.

-So where do we start?
-We start cleaning.

Lay Lay, use your super-speed powers

'cause getting this boat ready
will be a lot of work.

-That I will gladly help you with.
-Oh.

[singer] ♪ Let's k*ll this love ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Prum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum ♪

♪ Let's k*ll this love ♪

♪ Prum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Let's k*ll this love ♪

Okay, Marky, you're up.

[floor waxer whirs]

Okay. This isn't so bad. I got this.

Whoa. Sadie, help!

Turn this thing off.

Whoa. Whoa!

[yelling]

[thuds]

I'm okay.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

Wow.

Goodbye, lame trash boat.

Hello, grungy-cool trash boat

that we're gonna convince
people is a yacht.

I told you. I can make anything look good.

Either of you find my left shoe?

I lost it in the floor waxing incident.

Don't put your dirty foot
on my clean garbage boat.

These kids.

♪ ♪

Cornhole and a clean house.

Bryce, you finally figured out life.

[Cobo] Aah!

Sorry, I thought I saw a spider.

Part of me is still in that garage.

Post traumatic spider disorder.

You'll get over it. Or not.

Either way, here's bucks.

-[Trish] Thanks for the cake, Mrs. Miller!
-She's back early!

[grunts] Hey, hide!

Why does this keep happening?

Oh, honey, you're home early.

Yeah.

And it looks like you finished
your to-do list.

That's right...the house is spotless
and organized, just like I promised.

Thank you, honey.

You know what?

The Semi-Pro Tournament
of Cornhole is on right now.

It is? [chuckles] I forgot all about that.

'Cause you've been working
so hard, Big Daddy Bryce.

Let me grab your Bag Boys jersey
and we'll watch it.

It's in the closet.

Baby, wait!

[all scream]

Why is this boy in my closet?

Cobo, you want to explain yourself?

Do you want me to explain myself?

Somebody better explain somebody's self.

After I made you fire Cobo,
I realized cornhole was on

so I rehired him to do
all the work I said I'd do.

And then you hid him in our closet?

That's it.
You're so smart and beautiful, babe.

Uhh, uh-uh.

You are not getting off that easy.

And now, Cobo, I am going to re-hire you.

Why? What else is there to do?

Oh, you're gonna put back everything
that you moved, cleaned, or repaired.

And then Bryce is gonna do
all the work again

for the first time.

[sighs] That's fair.

Evil but fair.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Cobo.

Eh, keep paying me
and I'll keep showing up.

I'll see you tomorrow, weirdos.

So...

want to watch some cornhole?

[sighs]

I'll grab the jersey.

♪ ♪

Where is everybody?

The party was supposed to start
minutes ago.

How am I supposed to make any money
if there's no suckers here?

Lay Lay, you want to buy
another raffle ticket?

Yeah, I'll take five more.

Lay Lay's Par-Tay-Tay!

Let's do this.

Hey, Cobo.

Well, as you can see,
we're not any good at throwing parties.

-Nobody's here.
-So? It's early.

Nobody shows up to parties on time.

Aw, we would know that
if we got invited to more parties.

Wow. This is the grungy-cool
party of my dreams.

Somebody's definitely gonna get tetanus.

All right, people,
I've got tickets to sell.

Who wants to win stuff?

[both] Whoo.

Ahoy.

Your party captain has arrived.

I hate to admit it,
but the party isn't awful.

But I'm still not seeing
any Good NEWZ Girls.

[gasps] OMG! I'm seeing Good NEWZ Girls!

Of course you are.

I told you, me and Sadie
are the new party queens.

I'm adding you both to the
East Packer Parties group text.

Want to send a picture
of my outfit to the group?

Maybe later.

Hey, you guys made it.

Um, this doesn't look like a yacht.

What's up with that?

Yeah, why is your party on a trash boat?

It's a theme party...
all proceeds raised are gonna go

towards cleaning up
the garbage on the lake.

Oh, that's actually a really cool idea.

I can't wait to perform.

Well, then it's time to par-tay-tay.

Who's ready to see
the Good NEWZ Girls perform?

[cheering]

♪ ♪

Welcome to Sadie and Lay Lay's

-Lake Par-Tay-Tay.
-[cheering]

-And Marky's raffle.
-Not now.

Okay, everybody, get ready
for the Good NEWZ Girls

and That Girl Lay Lay.

[cheers and applause]

[R&B music]

[all]
♪ Lately I've been feeling good vibes ♪

♪ Want to make a difference in this life ♪

♪ Ay, might sound silly if I say ILY ♪

♪ Looking in the mirror
Tryna make a change, really ♪

♪ Is it all easy? Nada, ay ♪

♪ I'm still flexing
With the drip like water ♪

[all] ♪ Spread a lil' love around
Like butter ♪

♪ We can take care of each other ♪

♪ Ain't too late
Hit a sh*t at the buzzer ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm sorry not sorry but ♪

[all]
♪ Lately I've been feeling good vibes ♪

♪ Want to make a difference in this life ♪

♪ In this life ♪

♪ I don't want to just talk, talk, talk ♪

♪ Let's take it for a walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ Want to make a difference in this life ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

This is a day in my life.

I wake up with my dad busting my door open
and talking my head off and singing.

I take a shower,

I brush my teeth, I put my clothes on,
I do my hair.

Then I go to a coffee shop.

Then, you know, I go to work,
I do my work,

I leave, I go home, I work out,
make dinner.

And then I go to sleep
and do it all over again.

And that's Life with That Girl Lay Lay.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]