- ♪
♪ Pony on the sixth floor
♪ Pony in the bathroom Pony in the kitchen ♪
♪ Pony on the school bus
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
♪ He's a fun loving pony, he's never going slowly ♪
♪ When you've got a pony, you'll never feel lonely ♪
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
- Pony!
- ♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
- [screaming]
- ♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
♪ It's Pony
- ANNIE: Pony.
- ♪
- Ready?
- Ready.
- Pony Panic go!
Jump, jump!
Duck.
Jump!
Double jump!
Oh, sorry, that's a special move, I need to learn that.
- Me too.
- seconds left, go, go, go!
Jump, jump!
Why are you crouching?
- You're pushing "B".
- Huh?
Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
Okay, go!
Jump!
- ♪
- Watch out!
Spider att*ck!
Load weapons!
No, no, yes! Melon ball!
- Spider, spider, Heston!
- Are you okay?
- I think so.
What are you playing?
- Pony Panic.
- This is just level one.
- It looks hard.
- It is, but I'm pretty good at it!
I think gaming might be my thing.
- We're still trying to find my thing.
- Yeah, it's hard to pin down.
- Maybe throwing stuff is your thing?
- Sorry about that, ten points, though!
- Which is a new high score for Game Girl.
- Hey, Game Girl,
if you like gaming, you should come to my place.
I've got a new game that you're going to love!
Scatter Blood Gut Loose!
Come on, I'll show you.
Scatter Blood Gut Loose!
- Definitely more impressive that time.
- Thank you.
I love Scatter Blood Gut Loose,
that's the office Scatter Blood helmet,
those are my new Scatter Blood comics, snacks.
- Hm?
- Help yourself to those.
That's my fish Aqua Dude, and that's Bryan.
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Hi Bryan! - Hi!
- And this is the game itself.
- MAN: Game over!
- Oh, man. Lost again.
It's impossible, I can't even get past the first level.
- I think I know what you've been doing wrong.
If I climb up on the stone archway and jump.
- [sword cutting] - MAN: Game over.
- Nope.
Here Annie, you go.
It's really hard.
- Maybe for you.
I am Game Girl!
- MAN: Game over!
- I guess none of us can do it.
- Hey, Pony hasn't tried yet!
- Really?
I don't want to be rude but, if we can't do it,
what are the chances that--
- MAN: You win!
- [videogame characters grunting]
- No way! - How did he do that?
- Jump on there, watch out, don't touch that!
Pony, are you listening?
- Nope, I'm in the zone.
- He's in the poison river!
Use the stepping stones!
- Swim, swim, swim.
- Yes, that works!
Avoid the weeds.
- These moves aren't even in the manual!
- I write my own manual.
- Annie, Pony is amazing!
- I know, and he's just getting started!
- MAN: Level two!
Level three!
Level--
- [toilet flushing]
- MAN: Level four!
Five. Six. Seven!
- Wow, that was so exciting.
One more level and you'll complete the whole game!
- It did feel pretty good.
- Hey, we found your thing!
You're a gamer!
- What about Game Girl?
- Oh, forget Game Girl, you're Game Horse!
You're going to be a gaming superstar!
- Superstar!
Annie, do you think fame will change me?
- No, of course not.
Look, we're not going to make a big deal out of it.
Who's the best?
- GROUP OF KIDS: Game Horse!
- Who's the Gut Loose champ?
- GROUP OF KIDS: Game Horse!
- Who's going to reach the mythical electric swamp?
- HENRIETTA: Not him.
- [brakes squealing]
- Come on you guys, we're talking about Pony.
I mean, you're great Pony.
- Thank you.
- But you have hooves!
There's no way you're playing it right.
- You're wrong, Pony has found his thing, he is Game Horse.
- No, he's lucky horse.
He'll never reach the electric swamp.
- He will, you'll see, you'll all see.
You're all invited to game night tonight!
- GROUP OF KIDS: [cheering]
- Where?
- Um, your house?
- Game night tonight at my house!
- KIDS: Game Horse! Game Horse! Game Horse!
- This is it, you ready?
- Am I just a lucky horse?
- Hey, no!
Don't listen to Henrietta!
You're great, believe in yourself.
I do and I can't wait to walk in there with you!
My Game Horse.
- Okay.
- No, really, let me hear it.
Who's a winner? - I am!
- Who's the best? - I am!
- And what are you best at? - The fishy game!
- Wait, what?
- I call it Swimmy Fish.
Scatter Blood Gut Loose seems kind of misleading.
- What's happening in your game, Pony?
- It's mostly swimming around eating fish food
and making little, stringy poops!
Haven't you been watching?
- ♪
- Swim, swim, swim.
- ♪
- The graphics are amazing,
the game play is a bit repetitive.
- Okay, okay.
You've been playing the fish t*nk this whole time,
this is fine.
- Because I'm the best.
- Yes, yes, you are!
We'll be fine if you just keep looking at the...fish t*nk.
Where's the fish t*nk?
Heston!
What are we doing here?
What happened to your room?
- Oh, we needed more space for the crowd.
- Listen, I need to tell you something.
- GROUP OF KIDS: Yeah!
Game Horse, Game Horse, Game Horse!
- I'm gonna livestream it.
- Sh, sh, sh, shush, shush!
Quiet, everyone!
It is time.
- He's about to start!
- The greatest Scatter Blood player of all time!
- Oh, look, a little guy with an axe.
Hey, I can make him jump!
Jump, jumpy, jump, jump!
Hello, Mr. Elf, would you like to--ah!
His head came off!
Did I do that? Where's his head?
- Why is Pony acting so weird?
- Quick, Heston, I need to show you something.
- No way.
- Yep, he thought this was the game this whole time.
- No, no, no! That's impossible!
- Yeah, no, it's not.
- But everybody's here!
We promised the electric swamp!
My game night will be the worst game night in history!
- Not if we move this fish t*nk.
- What's going on?
- Uh, is he crying?
- Glad that's over, whew.
A pretty princess!
Maybe she can help.
- PRINCESS: [screaming]
- Uh, Pony?
- I told you he couldn't play.
- Henrietta's right.
- Worst game night ever.
- This stinks, let's go.
- HESTON: Stop!
We promised you the electric swamp,
so sit down and let's go find that electric swamp!
- Pony?
It's back.
- Swimmy fish!
- [fighting noises]
- Jerry, are you getting this?
- Yes, along with , viewers!
- There it is, the entrance to the swamp!
- See Henrietta, I'm not just a lucky horse.
- [glass cracking]
- HESTON: Aqua Dude!
- Hey, look.
It's like we're in the electric swamp, too!
- Uh, this all seems very improbable.
- Hang on a minute, this whole time,
I was playing a fish t*nk?
- Yes, but you were really good at it.
- So, I don't have a thing.
- You do, only this might not be it.
- That does explain a lot.
- Ah, he got me!
- He's gonna get us all!
- We're doomed!
- Jerry, I've always loved you!
- Wait, what?
- Game over man!
- I never said goodbye to my mom!
- I never said goodbye to your mom, either!
- Don't panic, Pony!
Panic Pony, panic Pony, Pony, panic.
Panic Pony.
That's it! I know how to get us out of this.
- No rush, Annie.
- You have to be Game Horse again.
- But I'm not.
- Nope, the real life Game Horse.
Ready? - Ready.
- Pony Panic go!
Double jump!
He made it!
- I did!
- KIDS: [cheering]
- Jump, jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Go!
Jump!
- That button opens the garage door!
- Load weapons!
- ♪
- KIDS: [cheering]
- You made the double jump!
- I know, special move!
- Great gaming, Pony.
- You, too, Game Girl.
- You guys, that was amazing!
- The video got , thumbs up!
- You're still a lucky horse, but a lucky Game Horse,
I'll give you that.
- Thanks, Henrietta.
- Best game night ever! [laughs]
- Maybe no exciting games for a while.
- You know what?
If Scatter Blood Gut Loose was too much,
I've got this new Zen game,
all you do is tend your garden and make tea.
- That sounds perfect!
- Pony, how did you take down a police helicopter?
- I don't know, I don't know!
- ♪
- One day, that'll be me. One day.
- Not today, Pony!
Today you're getting smashed with tomatoes!
- Sports day? - Yep!
Everyone is downstairs waiting, let's go!
- Oh, where are you going
with those rotting fruits and veggies?
- Down to the court, we're playing tomato tag.
- What's tomato tag?
- We throw tomatoes at each other.
- Then we're playing plum pow-pow.
- Where we throw plums at each other.
- Then, if there's time,
we'll play throwing mushy apples at each other.
- So in that one.
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
- See you later!
- Sports day!
- Is cancelled.
The court is closed, it's not fit for use anymore.
I can't have you kids running around playing plum pee-pee.
- Plum pow-pow.
- I'll get sued, so I'm tearing it out.
- That's so mean.
- Yes.
- But I thought you were going to fix the court?
- Unfortunately those funds were used for another purpose.
- PONY: Nice golf cart!
- That dog better be on a leash when the jackhammers get here!
- No more sports day?
- What if we get the money to repair it?
- [laughing]
Sure, you must have big piggy banks!
But you've only got until noon tomorrow.
- [horn beeping]
- It is a nice golf cart.
- What can we do to raise the money?
- K race?
- A bake sale?
- A heist?
- Yes!
- [laughing]
- The bake sale, let's do that!
- Do you really think we can do it, Annie?
- Of course we can, this place is worth saving.
Now, everybody go home and bake your hearts out!
- ALL: Yeah!
- ♪
- One cup of sugar. Two cups of cocoa powder.
One cup of marshmallows.
Pony, marshmallows.
- We're all out.
- Luckily, I always keep a second bag hidden away
for this exact reason.
No, stop!
Those are for the cake!
- If you wanna stop me, you have to catch me!
- Are you okay?
- Yep, just lying down.
- Well, maybe stay down,
I've got lots to do and you're really no help.
Okay, what's next?
Half stick of butter.
- [gasp]
It's happened.
- What has?
- I've transformed, I'm a unicorn!
- No, you're not.
- I am, look!
The horn is growing.
[gasp] What can I do?
Test my mind powers.
- What's five times thirteen?
- Not math, useful mind powers!
Throw me an apple.
- [sigh]
- ♪
- I did it!
- It hit you in the face.
- Yeah, but it was going a lot faster before I unicorned it.
Whew, what else can I do?
- [grunts]
You know what a unicorn's number one power is? Mixing!
- Really? I had no idea!
You're right Annie, I'm amazing at this!
- Big cake or cupcakes?
- Unicorn cake!
- ♪
- Come on, we'll need to sell a lot of cake to save the court
so let's make it the best one ever.
- [oven timer dings]
- We may have gotten some quantities wrong.
- Some?
- It's a...unicorn cake.
- Unicorn cake?
- He's transformed.
- Yeah, seems the same to me.
- Magic Dust!
- Hey, those are my sprinkles!
- Nobody's stopping Annie. We haven't had one customer.
- Don't worry guys, I'm sure somebody will show up soon.
- [car horn beeping]
- [gasping]
- [car horn beeping]
- Let me just squeeze my cart past all these crowds.
I mean, I love cakes, and even I'm not tempted.
I mean, what is this?
- It's a unicorn cake.
- It's a disaster.
That is not gonna make a difference.
- Yeah, it will. Somehow.
- Make sure you clear these tables out of here by noon,
the jackhammers are on their way!
Good luck.
[laughing]
- You'll see!
This rock cake will--will--
- Probably not gonna make a difference, Annie.
- It really is a disaster, we'll need a miracle to.
- A real life unicorn?
Can I get a selfie?
How much?
- You can't put a price on a memory.
- Yes you can, five bucks!
- Wow, only five bucks to take a selfie with a real unicorn!
- And don't forget to buy a unicorn cupcake!
Alright guys, new plan.
- ♪
- Come see the unicorn, today only!
Unicorn! Now!
Unicorn!
Unicorn!
- ♪
- I heard unicorns can grant wishes.
- Of course, I'll grant you anything you want.
- As long as it's cake!
- Okay, I wish for cake!
- ♪
- Is it true unicorns can tell the future?
- Oh, is it?
Yes, it is!
You will buy cake!
- I will!
- ♪
- [cash register ringing]
- ♪
- [cash register ringing]
- I heard unicorns can heal the sick.
- We can?
Wow, that's an important one.
Who's sick and needs to get better?
- [sirens blaring]
- I didn't think we'd be able to do this Annie,
but we might actually save the court!
- I think you'll find Jerry,
that anything is possible with a trusty pony by your side--
- [sirens]
- Stop, I can help!
- Hey Annie, how do you define trusty?
- I'll get him back, hold down the fort!
Excuse me, hi, yeah, have you seen a pony?
- No, I'm afraid not.
- What about an unicorn?
- We do have a doctor unicorn, he's on the tenth floor.
- Scalpel, that's a scalpel?
It's so pointy.
Well, let's get digging!
- What are you doing?
We need you back at the bake sale!
- I'm healing the sick.
- Which is amazing,
I mean who wouldn't want to heal the sick or grant wishes,
or fly through the clouds.
- Unicorns can fly?
- Probably, but come on, we need to save our court,
there's a whole line of kids waiting to meet you!
Let's go back and make them happy, what do you say?
- Unicorns can fly!
- ♪
- [splash]
- Look what you did!
- It's okay, I can fix this.
- Hey, get out of there!
Ponies aren't licensed to operate this mixer!
- I'm no pony, madam, I'm a unicorn
and mixing is one of the things unicorns do best.
Unicorns!
- [expl*si*n]
- Pony, Pony!
- I think you mean Unicorn!
- Pony, you're not... you're not...forget it.
Let's get back to the bake sale!
There's still time to save the court!
- I hope Jerry kept the customers entertained
while we were gone.
What's that sound?
- MAN: Escaped barrel!
- Ah, I was gonna guess thunder.
- [gasps]
It's definitely an escaped barrel
and it's heading straight for our bake sale!
- Not if this unicorn has anything to do with it.
- What? No!
You don't have anything to do with it.
- It's okay Annie, I'm a unicorn!
- ANNIE: You're not!
- What?
- You're not a unicorn,
that's a marshmallow stuck to your head!
- But, what about my magical unicorn powers?
- Those weren't unicorn powers, they were pony powers!
- [gasps]
You're saying the power was in me all along.
- Nope, nope, that's not what I'm saying!
[gasps]
- Stand back Annie, I've got this.
Mind power!
- ♪
- [gasp]
- It was going a lot faster before I ponied it.
- [screaming]
- [screaming]
- ♪
- It's all fixed!
Your rock cake really did make a difference, Annie!
- It did!
- Times up kiddos,
the crews coming to dig this old court ou--
What happened here? What?
That's amazing, you fixed it!
I guess I was wrong about you.
How did you do it?
- With a touch of pony magic.
- And this little fella.
So, who's up for a game of plum pow-pow?
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01x02 - Game Horse/Unicorn
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Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.
Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.