01x11 - 10 Minute Ticket/Clara Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "It's Pony". Aired: January 18, 2020 – present.*
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Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.
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01x11 - 10 Minute Ticket/Clara Time

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- [crows]

- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪

♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a funny, loving pony, you're never going slowly ♪

♪ When you've got a pony you're never feeling lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ It's Pony! ♪

- ANNIE: Pony.

- PONY: ♪ Today's the day, so get there early ♪

♪ Don't miss out on Swirly Shirley ♪

- Swirly Shirley is the most delicious milkshake ever created

and it's only sold one day of the year.

- Never heard of it.

- You must have at least heard the song.

Pony's been singing it all day.

- ♪ If your hair is straight or curly ♪

♪ If you like your milkshakes whirly ♪

♪ Get yourself a-- - BOTH: ♪ Swirly Shirley

- That's Pony? I thought that was a busted radio.

- He's stuck on repeat.

- MOM: It's been a while since we had a day at the mall.

- A day? I don't wanna spend the whole day there.

- Oh, no, me neither.

A card for Mrs. Okaba and that's it.

Maybe a few samples at the food court.

- Ah, then we will be there all day.

- PONY: ♪ Whirly, today's the day, so get there early ♪

- What?! They want how much to park?!

It's highway robbery, forget it.

I can buy jeans another day.

- Watch out, car, we're coming back at ya.

- [horn honking] - Hey!

- Dad, look! Says parking's free for the first ten minutes.

We can do that. - We can, George.

That's plenty of time.

I promise I'll ignore the cinnamon buns.

- Bramley promise? - [sighing]

- George. - Come on, you can't break

a Bramley promise. - [horns honking]

- We have literally broken every Bramley promise

we've ever made. - [horns honking]

- Well, this time, you have to keep it.

- It's getting noisy back here.

I can't hear myself sing.

- Ten minutes.

Set your watches.

- [phones beep]

- ♪

- [horn honks] - Oh, come on!

- Time starts now!

- ♪

- Come on. - Come on!

- ♪

- ANNIE: Go, go, go!

- ♪

- Jeans! - Cards!

- Swirly Shirley!

- GEORGE: Remember the Bramley promise!

- Where is it? Where is it?!

- ♪ Like your milkshake - There! It's right there,

at the other end!

We have to get all the way to here.

This place is a maze of distractions.

This may be the hardest thing we've ever had to do.

- ♪

- Huh, not the hardest thing we've had to do.

- And we've got eight minutes left! We're the best.

Quick, let's drink it and get back.

- No, no, stop, don't rush it.

We need to savor the Swirly Shirley.

- Then let's get back to the truck first

and enjoy it there.

- Okay, good plan, let's go.

♪ Get yourself a Swirly Shirley ♪

- Phew, they're closed.

Ah, the card shop!

This should only take a second.

Get well cards, get well cards...

Ooh, cards for that special chicken in your life.

- [metal clanking]

- Hi, I need a new pair of jeans quick.

- What style? - Whichever style is closest

and quickest. - Do you know your size?

- Ah...man or farmer. Farmer man size.

- You'll have to try some on. Try these.

- Thanks.

Ugh.

- [laughs] We did it! We got our Swirly Shirley

and we're back with plenty of time!

- Let's drink to that.

- First time we've managed to keep a Bramley promise.

- And the first time we've ever tasted--aahh!

The swirls are gone!

- Must have been when we ran back.

Well, it'll still taste the same, let's just drink it.

- But now it's just a Shirley.

Who wants to drink one of those? Nobody, that's who.

- Come on, Pony, we got the milkshake

and kept the Bramley promise.

When have we ever done everything we set out to do?!

But we did it!

- But the swirl, Annie. The swirl!

- [sighs]

- Come on!

- [indistinct chatter]

- Perfect, let's try these on quickly.

[grunting]

- [whistling]

- Oh, no.

[grunting]

Wooh.

That could've been embarrassing.

[grunting]

- "Hope you have an egg-cellent day."

[chuckles] That's clever.

"I'm so egg-cited to see you."

This is genius.

[sniffs] Is that cinnamon?

- ♪

- Oh, it smells so good.

No! No, no. Card.

I've got a Bramley promise to keep.

[panting]

Ooh, I did it. No cinnamon temptation for me.

I am in the clear!

- You're under arrest for stealing a chicken-themed

greeting card.

- Uh? Oh, no, what I meant was-- - Stop, thief!

- Huh?

- ♪

- Careful, careful, you're going too fast.

- We're in a hurry, we have to get back.

- Keep it level, no shaking.

Oh, wow, this one looks even more beautiful.

I can't wait.

The ice cream is creamier, the swirls are swirlier,

the Shirleys are Shir--

- ♪

- [gasps] It's melting!

- It's probably the warmth from my hands.

- Let me hold it. - You have hooves.

It's safer with me.

- But your big, floppy, warm hands are ruining it.

- Oh, fine, I'll hold it by the top so I--

- [grunting]

Finally. Oof.

- Well done. - Thank you.

- [yells] - [camera clicks]

- Shoo! Shoo! Get lost! The show's over!

Forget this, I'll buy jeans some other time.

Just gotta get my old ones back.

- Oh, they're perfect.

- Ripped and baggy, just the way I like 'em.

Oh, you don't need to wrap them up,

I'll wear 'em home.

- [gasps] No!

- I'm innocent, officer, this is all a misunderstanding.

- That's what they all say. I caught you red-handed.

- I wasn't trying to steal it. - Yeah, yeah.

Tell it to the mall judge.

Have fun in mall jail.

- It's just a room. - It's a very jaily room.

And you're going to be here for a long time.

- [door slams] - I don't have a long time.

- Maybe you should've thought of that before you decided

to lead a life of crime. Clang!

- Saying "Clang!" doesn't make it any more of a jail.

- [phone beeping] - Oh, three minutes to go.

If I break another Bramley promise,

I'll never hear the end of it.

I have to get out of here.

- ♪

- We don't have time to take it back to the truck, Pony.

We'll have to drink it here and then make a run for it.

- Let's do it. Ready.

- Set. - Go!

- [slurping]

- ♪

- Yes!

[groaning]

- Brain freeze!

- [groaning]

What did it taste like? I only tasted cold.

- We drank too fast. We have to get back.

- Back? Where?

- I don't remember.

- ♪

- [yelps]

- What's going on over here?

- Uh, I can explain.

You see, a kid has my jeans, I, uh--so I need

to get another pair and-- - [phone beeps]

- Ooh! Two-minute warning!

- Freeze, buster!

- ♪

- How much for this?

- ♪

- Ninety seconds to go, I need to hurry.

- ♪

- [sniffs]

- [thud] - [items clanking]

- I'm thawing out.

- Okay, I--I can see again. Where are we?

- I think we're in the mall for some reason.

- I remember being in a hurry.

- I think something to do with a Shonda--Sharon--

She...lly?

- Maybe we were meeting this Shelly person.

- Let's sit and wait, we'll see if anything

jogs our memory.

- [panting]

- [panting]

Good work avoiding the cinnamon bun samples!

- Great work with the clothes shopping!

- Under a minute to go!

- I bet Annie and Pony are rushing too.

- [humming]

- ♪ If you like your milkshakes swirly ♪

♪ Get yourself a - BOTH: ♪ Swirly Shirley

- [gasps] A Swirly Shirley!

The Bramley promise!

- BOTH: That's why we're here! - Let's go!

- Where's Annie? - We have to go.

- Jump in, Pony.

Pony?

- I knew he couldn't keep the promise.

We have to go without him.

- ♪

- ANNIE: Pony? Dad!

- [engine revs] - [tires screech]

- None of us got what we wanted.

- Doesn't matter as long as we're out in time.

- Dad, we can't just leave him!

No, Dad, come on!

- [thud]

- [metal creaking]

- [phone beeping]

- PONY: ♪ Today's the day, so get there early ♪

Aren't you forgetting something?

- A Swirly Shirley. - With a little help

from a fellow fan.

Cheers!

- ♪

- [slurping]

- Ah.

- ALL: Brain freeze!

- [bell ringing]

- [background chatter]

- So, you wanna hang out with me at the Park Club today?

We get to take care of everything in the park.

You know, weeding, mowing, fun stuff.

- Um, actually, I was planning to go for ice cream with...Pony!

- PONY: Annie! - Yesterday, I raked leaves.

I made the hugest pile.

- Oh, that was you? It was a really good pile.

Like jumping into a cloud.

That might not be there when you go back.

- Hey, Clara, wanna hang out with us?

We're going for ice cream.

It's buy two, get the third one free.

- I...can't. I've got gymnastics class

at the community center.

See you later.

- Oh, okay.

- Yes! Two for the pony.

- Maybe tomorrow?!

- [bell ringing]

- Annie. - Hi, Pony.

- Clara. Ready to ride?

- We're gonna ride bikes, wanna come with us?

- Bikes? No, motorcycles.

- We don't have motorcycle licenses.

- PONY: Details, details.

- So, you'll come?

- I would, uh, but I have sculpture class.

- Uh. Oh, uh, okay. Uh, later, then.

- Hmm, suspicious.

- It's not suspicious, she's just busy.

I bet she's free tomorrow.

- [bell ringing]

- Ballet? Since when?

- Today's the first class.

We'll go to the movies some other time.

- What did you do? - What do you mean?

- Ballet? It sounds to me like

Clara doesn't wanna hang out with us.

- Why not? I didn't do anything.

Why wouldn't she wanna hang out with us? We're fun!

- Yeah. I'm fun, anyway.

- Wait, what? I'm fun too.

- True, up to a point, but you sometimes limit the fun.

- Okay, if you're going to crash a motorcycle

into a truck, yes, I limit the fun.

- Well, that's why we'll never know

if I'm the best at truck tag.

- Anyway, you're reading too much into this.

I'm sure Clara will have time to hang out with us...

one of these days.

- [bell ringing]

- Uh, I've got Bowling Club today.

- [bell ringing] - Rock climbing.

Chess Club.

Whittling.

Long jump.

Cake decorating.

Sorry, can't miss Diving Club.

- Oh, wow. Well, we've got diving today too.

- You do? - We do?

[groans] Ow! How am I supposed to dive with a sore rib?!

- Weird, I've never seen you at the pool before.

- Well, that's because we've never--

- Wanted to break your concentration.

- That's so nice of you.

Should we go?

The pool is this way.

- Oh, yeah, we know.

But sometimes we like to take the shortcut.

- In the wrong direction?

- Oh. [laughs] Yeah, yeah.

So you go this way for a bit, and like,

run back the other way.

- [chuckles] You are fun, Annie.

- But your way is fine, too.

- When did we sign up for diving?

- We didn't, but this is the only way we're going

to find out if you're right and she's avoiding us,

or if she really does have Diving Club.

- She really does have diving club.

- Did you forget your bathing suits?

- Oh, uh, we dive in street clothes.

It's called, uh... street diving.

- Whoa, you guys must be good.

I'm not ready for the high dive yet.

- Huh?

- Hey, Annie, how did the pool get so little?

- [board rattles]

- [splash]

- Clara's watching, you have to jump.

- This is your idea, you go first.

- Let's jump at the same time.

- [groans] Okay.

- One, two, three.

Oh, look. Clara's gone.

- [screaming]

- [splash]

- The good news is Clara was telling the truth

about diving.

The bad news is I can't feel my face.

- She did avoid going on the same board as us, though.

- Everyone avoided our board, Annie, it was terrible.

- And she didn't seem very happy we were there.

Do you think Clara doesn't like us?!

- What's not to like?

- I--I don't know.

But I need to find out.

- Park Club would be a lot more fun if Annie and Pony

were here...

or anybody else.

- [wings flapping] - [pigeon cooing]

- Great, now it's raining.

- Hmm, what are the chances that you guys have karate

today too?

- It was pretty much a sure thing.

- You're not getting changed?

Let me guess, street karate.

- Oh, nah, our clothes are right here.

We keep 'em in our own locker.

Oh, I mean...

We come here a lot. - [gasps]

- WOMAN: Ow! - FEMALE TEACHER: Alright, kids,

line up for class with your sparring partners.

- We'll catch up with you.

- ♪



- Black belts? You really must come here a lot.

- Uh--ye--yeah.

Wanna be sparring partners?

- Oh, I can't. I'm only a yellow belt.

Black belts are in a different group.

- MEN: [grunting]

- Of course. Come on, Pony.

[karate yelling]

- Aw, you started without me.

Hiya!

- PEOPLE: [screaming]

- Is it really a club if there's only one member?

- [watch beeps] - Oh, snack break!

Mmm, bologna.

- [duck quacking] - Oh, hello Mr. Duck.

Do you want a bite of my sandwich? [chuckles]

- [quacking] - Ooh. Ooh.

[screaming]

- [quacking]

- Oh, this is so frustrating.

Does she like me or doesn't she?

- Why don't we just ask her?

- We can't do that!

Oh, that would be way too embarrassing.

- You're right, this is the better way.

- We'll try once more, and this time,

she won't escape.

We'll make sure we're together no matter what.

- Uh, we're supposed to all have our own kayaks.

- This is how we do it. Team kayaking.

It's the best, so much fun.

- [waterfall running] - Are we near the waterfall?

- What? - CLARA: I said,

are we near the waterfall?

- You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you

over the waterfall. - [waterfall running]

- ALL: [screaming]

- ♪

- Oh, hello, Gerry.

Are you finished with the mowing already?

- No, I'm not.

Mr. Underwood, is the Park Club real, or is it just a trick

to get me to do all your work?

- [laughs] No, it's a real club.

If it wasn't, would we--

[clears throat]--

have these wonderful oak leaf badges

for our members?

- Thanks, Mr. Underwood! I'm gonna go mow now.

- [exhales]

- [waterfall running]

- Is everybody okay?

- CLARA: What's going on?

Why are you coming to all of my activities

and wrecking them?

- It was Annie's idea.

- Sorry, we didn't mean to wreck them. [sighs]

I was just trying to figure out if you didn't like us

and were avoiding us.

- Why would you think that?

- Yeah, Annie. Where'd you get that idea?

- It's just that you always had an excuse

to not hang out with us.

No one can be that busy.

- I can.

- Oh.

- Well, looks like you're kinda stuck with us

for a while. - ANNIE: Yeah.

There's no way out of here.

- Actually, I think I need some alone time.

- [rocks crunching]

- Clara's really good at climbing rocks.

- Rock Climbing Club every Saturday.

- So you were right, it was never us.

- Until it was us.

She'll never wanna hang out with us again.

- So how are we gonna get out of here?

- I'll come back and get you after Chess Club,

that way I know you can't wreck that one, too.

- It's okay.

[sighs] Even we can't wreck Chess Club from here.

- [humming nervously]

- [sighs] What?

- Ah, you started without me.

Hiya!

- PEOPLE: [screaming]

- Oh, no! We did wreck it!

She'll never talk to us again!

We have to fix her chess club!

- How? We're stuck in the middle of a waterfall.

- [gasps]

Um, there's only one way out of here,

and that's down.

- Good thing we know how to high dive.

- Uh, right. Okay, Pony.

On the count of three.

One. Two. Three-- Oh, look, there's a trail.

- PONY: [screaming]

- [splash]

- Ooh.

Gerry.

- Annie, Pony!

I knew you'd come around.

Park Club is the best!

Do you wanna clean the out houses,

or move a wasps nest?

- Um, actually, we need a favor.

- ♪

- Come on, Sculpture Club.

- ♪

- Hmm. Chess club moved to the park?

- ♪

- Whoa.

You guys did all this?

- Let the chess begin.

- Oh, but it's not a complete set.

We're still missing one piece, the queen.

- No, we're not. Better?

- Thank you, guys.

You're really good friends and I'm happy to hang--Oh!

- Knight takes queen!

- ♪



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