01x06 - Picnic

[bunniefuu]

[gurgling]

[David] More tea, Shane?

Don't mind if I do, David.

Oh, hello.

Shane, if you could...

I just have to finish my tea.

It's just that...

[fingers snapping]

This could take forever.

Oh!

While Shane is finishing his tea,

can I show you the remote?

It does heaps of cool things.

Wait. Wait.

Let me put my teacup down.

Sure.

If you want something to go backwards,

you hit the Rewind button.

[clicks]

[inhaling]

[speaking backwards]

Pause. [clicks]

If you want something to go really, really fast,

you hit the Fast Forward button.

[clicks]

[slurping] Wait, wait.

[quickly] Let me put my teacup down.

Pause.

Play. [clicks]

[spluttering]

What's this button?

The Hands Up button.

[clicking][whoosing]

And a Hands Down button.

[whoosing]

Hands up. [clicks]

Yow!

I found it:

the Down the Hatch button.

What does that do?[clicks]

[gurgling]

[gasping]

Would you like to have a try?

Come here.

You can have a go.

[quietly] Come here.

Have a go.

There we go.

You got it?

Brilliant.

Now just hit the Play button.

On your remote.

[gasping]

[spluttering]

Where are we?

We're inside the cup!

Inside the--

I think somebody hit the Inside button.

Could you press

the Outside button on your remote?

[gurgling whoosh]

[spluttering]

[together] Thank you!

Now just press Play.

But whatever you do,

don't press the In--

[gasping]

[whoosing]

[gasping]

Oh, we're in here again!

Could you press the Outside button, please?

On your remote.

[gurgling whoosh]

[spluttering]

[together] Thank you!

Just press Play.

On your remote.

[man] Down upside!

Uh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show!

[quirky music]

♪

[laughter]

[together] Hello!

David, Puppet,

come here quick.

Oh! Let's go.

Okay.

[panting]

What is it?

There's something wrong with Fido.

How can you tell?

Well, look at him.

Have you not eyes?

Oh, he looks sad.

And listen.

[hums buzzing tune]

Oh, he sounds sad too.

Fido, why are you so sad?

He won't say.

Aw, come on, Fido.

You got to tell us what's wrong.

Come on, Fido.

Tell us so we can help you.

Yes, we'll help you.

Yeah, we will help you, Fido.

Come on; tell us.

[all chattering]

[buzzing]

[laughs]

Is that all?

What did he say?

Well, he said the reason he's sad

is because he's the only fly in the world

who's never been on a picnic.

Oh, is that it? That's it?

[laughter]

Never been--aw.

[laughter]

It's so--

Oh. Oh.

[sighing]

Have you ever been on a picnic?

No, have you?

No, have you?

No.

Well, let's go!

Yay!Okay!

Picnic!Picnic!

Picnic!

[wild laughter]

Ooh! Ooh!

Picnic!

Going on a picnic!

[laughing]

Goopy goopy goopy goopy goo!

Ooh!

Nic-nic-nic-nic!

Nic-nic-nic-nic!

Ha-ha-ha!Ah!

[laughing breathlessly]

Hey.

[all sighing]

What's a picnic?

[hums buzzing tune]

Fido knows.[gasps]

[hums buzzing tune]

He says, "A picnic..."

[hums buzzing tune]

"Is when you put food in a picnic basket,

"and you eat it somewhere...

[hums buzzing tune]

Outside.[gasps]

[together] Outside?

Let's go!

[revving tone]

Wait!

Fido says we haven't got everything we need.

Oh, what do we need?Oh, right.

[hums buzzing tune]

Okay, we need the picnic basket.

Uh-huh.

[hums buzzing tune]

We need a picnic blanket.

Oh, yeah. Okay.[hums buzzing tune]

We need food.

Of course.

And something to play with...

[hums buzzing tune]

like a kite....

[hums buzzing tune]

or a ball.

Ooh! Let me be the ball.

Bounce me! Bounce me!

Don't mind if I do.

Boing!

Boing!

Boing!

Boing! Ooh!

Toss me! Toss me!

Go long, Shane.

Okay!

Whee!

[Puppet] Whoa, whoa!

Yay!

[all laughing]

Oh, hook sh*t!

Wow!

One more time!

Here, Shane! Here, Shane!

Whoa!

[clunking thud]

Puppet, are you okay?I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Great ball!

[sighing]

Well, it looks like we've got our ball.

We sure do.

Yeah, but where are we going to get

the rest of our picnic stuff?

No worries.

I'll make some calls.

Huh?[doorbell ringing]

I wonder who that could be.

Delivery for Fido the Fly.

[doorbell ringing]

Delivery for Fido the Fly.

[doorbell ringing]

Delivery for Fido the Fly.

Look at all this stuff!

Yeah!

Are we ready now?

Well, we've got everything we need for a picnic,

so let's go!Yeah!

[hums buzzing tune]

What's that, Fido?

[hums buzzing tune]

Fido says we've forgotten the most important thing.

[gasps] Wha--?

Oh, the vacuum cleaner.

Oh!Oh!

Is that what it was, Fi--

Fido?

[hums buzzing tune]

Is that what it was, Fido?

[hums buzzing tune]

No, it was--

[hums buzzing tune]

Food.Of course!

You can't have a picnic without food.

No.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

I think I smell something...

scrumptious!

Scrumptious?

That means yummy.

I know what it means.

I just don't smell anything scrumptious.

This nose can track smells like a bloodhound.

Oh!Follow me.

[woofing]

[sniffing]

Fido, stay here with Puppet.

[hums buzzing tune]

[sniffing]

Slightly tarnished doorknob...

[sniffing deeply]

with traces of fingerprints.

[scoffs] Don't be ridicul--

[sniffing]

Polyester-wool blend mitten.

[sniffing]

With just a hint of snowball.

It's not very scrumptious.

Salt. Pepper.

Dirt. Paprika.

Paprika.

Hmm.

Tea.

I think I've found

where we can get our scrumptious picnic food.

Scrumptious!

What are we waiting for? Let's go.

[man] Uh-uh! Aren't you forgetting something?

We forgot to knock.Oh.

[man] No.

Ring the doorbell.

Doorbell?

There's no--

[doorbell rings]

[man] Come in.

[sniffing]

Oh, here we go.

Yeah.

Oh, hello.

Hi. [David] Hello.

Um, could you tell me what room is this?

This is the sandwich room.

[gasping]

[together] The sandwich room?

And what's that?

A sandwich.

[together] A sandwich?

What do you do with a sandwich?

You eat it.

[together] You eat it.

And how do you make

this so-called sandwich?

Put two pieces of bread.

Two pieces of bread.

[David] What's that?

Then you put some turkey.

[David] Turkey, all right.

Then a tomato. Whoa!

Two. [Shane] Two!

And some lettuce,

and then pat it down.

That looks scrumptious!

I'd like to see that again.

Oh, yeah, could you please

press your Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[man] The sandwich maker

reaches for a slice of bread,

followed by another slice right next to it.

[Shane] That's bread, yes.

He then goes for what looks like turkey.

It's turkey, yes.

Going in for a slice of tomato now,

followed by another slice.

Another slice, yes.

And the crowning glory:

a green, green piece of lettuce.

Lettuce, yes.

A ubiquitous pat-down,

and it's total sandwich.

Total sandwich.

[applause]

Wow!

Great sandwich making!

Now I'm ready for my picnic.

[together] Picnic!

Hey, maybe we could make sandwiches for our picnic.

Yes, but we'll have to make them fast.

Uh, could you help?

Could you press the Sandwich button

on your remote?

[together] Wow!

Well, thank you!

[David] Thank yoooo...

Ooo!

Ooo!

Right, well, I'll put the sandwiches

inside the basket.Oh!

I've got an idea.

Hey, could you please press the Inside button

on your remote?

[spluttering]

[David] We didn't mean put us

inside the basket!

[Shane] We meant the sandwiches!

Can you press the Outside button

on your remote?

[spluttering]

We're back.

[together] Thank you.

Okay, I've got an idea now.

Why don't we put the sandwiches in the basket ourselves?

That's a brilliant idea.

Yeah.Oh!

How about--could they press the Fast Forward button?

Yeah, okay.

Could you please press the Fast Forward button

so we could do it really quickly?

Whoa!Oh!

Thank you.Thank you.

That Fast Forward works treat.

Yessiree, we have our picnic food.

Our scrumptious, scrumptious picnic food.

Scrumptious. That means yummy.

I know.

[hums buzzing tune]

What's that, Fido?

We've got to pack the picnic basket.

Right.

Okay.

You'll never fit all that

in the picnic basket.

I beg to differ, my friend.

Would you please press the Inside button

on your remote control?

Yes, but please wait till we get out of the way.

Good point.

Okay.

You can press it now.

Hey guys, why don't--

[muffled speech]

[together] Thank you!

Hey, it's quite comfy in here.

Well, if you need me,

you know where to find me.

Bye-bye.

Well, it looks like we're all ready to go.

Yes, but where?

[hums buzzing tune]

You think back that way?

[hums buzzing tune]

Let's investigate.

[hums buzzing tune]

Where, Fido?

The drawer.Right.

[loud, dissonant tones]

Too noisy.

[hums buzzing tune]

The other drawer.

[polka music] ♪ Hey, hey, hey!

No, too...

[together] Hey, hey, hey!

[hums buzzing tune]

The door? You think so?

[hums buzzing tune]

Let's check it out.

I can't hear anything.

Me neither.

[hums buzzing tune]

Good thinking, Fido!

It's a perfectly quiet place for a picnic!

Brilliant!

Let's go!

[man] Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, I got this.

Ring the doorbell.

[doorbell tones]

[doorbell tones]

[doorbell tones]

[man] No, you forgot to knock.

[man] Come in.

Are you right?[muttering]

[groaning]

Could you help me out, please?

A little bit more.

Ah, thank you.

That's great.Yeah.

It's fantastic.

Just like Fido said,

it's a nice, quiet place for a picnic.

Yeah, let's spread out the picnic blanket.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Just going to get it out.

Don't worry about it.

Right, brilliant.

Grab one end,

Is that my hand?

All right, yeah, okay.

Spread it out. Spread it out.

I need some of it here.

Spread it out.

All the way out there.

Yeah, that's great.

All right.

[sputtering]

There we are.

Yeah, that's perfect now.

[hums buzzing tune]

Hey, Fido, it's great, isn't it?

[hums buzzing tune]

Let's play catch.

That's a great idea.

Toss me! Toss me!

Okay.

Oh, oooh!

Put the basket down.

Sorry, man. Sorry.

Here we go.

Go long!I am.

Yeah, did you enjoy that?

Yeah.Over here.

Oh, yeah, I'm coming at you!

Good catch!

Don't get slippery!

[clunking thud]

Guys, guys, guys.

There's more room in the basket.

I'm staying in there.

Okay.Bye.

Bye.

[hums buzzing tune]

You're right, Fido.

There's just not enough room in this room.

Hey, I've got an idea.What?

Why don't we make more room?

Let's push.Oh, yes.

[groaning]

[spluttering]

[elephant trumpeting]

Was that an elephant?

[elephant trumpeting]

An elephant's not going to--

That's an elephant, all right.

Oh no, no, no!

Push! Push!

[elephant trumpeting]

Push! Breathe!

Oh!Oh!

[elephant sighing]

Excuse me, Mr. Elephant?

We're trying to have a picnic in here,

but there's just no room.

But of course there's no room.

This the no-room room.

[together] The no-room room!

No wonder.No room.

If you want more room,

you'll have to go to the other room

where there's more room.

[together] The other room.

[hums buzzing tune]

You're right, Fido.

We can have a picnic in the other room.

Excuse me.

You're welcome.

[hums buzzing tune]

Fido, come back. Wait for us.

Hey, could you please press the Fast Forward button,

so we can get to the other room really fast?

Yes.

[quickly] Thank you very much.

Okay, let's go.

[wind howling]

Oh, there sure is plenty of room

for a picnic here.

Yeah.

[hums buzzing tune]

Fido!Hey, Fido!

[hums buzzing tune]

Hey, Fido.

[hums buzzing tune]

Hey, Fido.

It's very windy in here, Fido.

You better stay in my pocket.

[hums buzzing tune]

Hey, Shane?

Why don't we spread out the blanket?

Excellent idea.

[wind roaring]

Whoa!I've got it.

Ignore that.

I've got more of those.

Oh, okay, oh!

Oh, okay, let's spread it out.

Shane, who turned out the lights?

Wait. I'll just get this end.

One, two, three.

Let's get the rest of the stuff out.

Okay.

[smacking]

[whoosing]

That's everything.

Except for me!

Puppet!Hey, Puppet.

[hums buzzing tune]

Great idea, Fido.

Let's play catch.

Oh, I love catch.

Oh, boy!

Toss me! Toss me!

Oh, whoa!

I got you, Puppet!

Okay, go long, Shane.

[Puppet] Whoa!

I'm okay.

Give me the stuff.

We don't want it blowing in the wind.

Hold on, David.

Hold on to what?

Bonjour, boys!

Nice day for a picnic!

[elephant trumpeting]

What was that?

I'm not sure.

Boy, this room is windy.

[hums buzzing tune]

Perhaps, Fido,

it could be the Wind Room.

Oh, of course.

Can you press the Fast Forward button

so we can get out of this windy room fast?

Yeah, well, it's definitely a good place

to get your hair dry.

Whoa!

Yeah.

Whoa!

Gee, that was a bumpy ride.

[sighing]

[hums buzzing tune]

Listen to him.

I never heard Fido sound so sad.

We've got to do something.

[ringing tone]

What was that?

I said, "I've got an idea."

What is it?

We could sing the happy fly ditty.

[together] The happy fly ditty?

Yeah, that always cheers him up.

You can help.

[hums buzzing tune]

Now, goes like this.

[musical buzzing tones]

♪

What'd you think?

Anybody?

Say something.

You say something.

You say something.

He's your brother.

What?

I told you not to let him move in.

I have an idea.

Could you press the Ditty button

on your remote?

[quirky kazoo melody]

♪

Like it?

♪

Yeah!

Come on!

Fido?

[descending buzzing tone]

[both gasp]

Not even the happy fly ditty will cheer him up.

Well, I guess that's it.

There's only one thing

and one thing alone

that can cheer this fly up.

We could shave him.

I was--

I mean, I was thinking

we could find a place to have a picnic.

That's brilliant.Oh.

[doorbell ringing]

Who could that be?

I don't know.

Who is it?

[hums buzzing tune]

Do you know any ZZZ's?

Yes, I know the ZZZ's.

Well, they're right outside.

Well, let them in!

Whoa!He's coming!

[buzzing tones]

Look, Fido!

All of your fly buddies!

[buzzing tones]

What you doing, guys?

Do you hear that, Fido?

What? What?

They've come to invite us to a picnic!

All right!

Hey, hey, hey!

Oh, and they say our food looks scrumptious.

Scrumptious. That means--

I know what that means: delicious.

Yeah.

[together] Yay!

Oh, Fido sure looks happy now.

Look at him go!

[buzzing tones]

Follow those flies.

Let's go!

This way.

This way.

Are you in, Puppet?

Sure am.

Whoa!

[buzzing tones]

Okay, they're going through

this keyhole right here.

Oh!

Shane?Yes.

It's here.

It's right through this keyhole:

our perfect picnic place.

Let's knock.

Let's knock.

Let's ring.

[doorbell tones]

Let's wubba-wubba.

[together] Wubba-wubba!

What's going on?

Why won't it open?

[man] You need to press the Outside button.

He is a...

Of course.

Could you press the Outside button

on your remote?

[whirring tone]

[together] Whoa!

No, that's the Upside Down button.

Yeah.

Please press the Right Side Up button.

[whirring tone]

[together] Thank you.

Now press the Outside button.

[sputtering]

[man] Shane and David go on a picnic

for the very first time

with Fido the Fly.

[hums buzzing tune]

[upbeat music]

♪

[man] Shane and David spread out their picnic blanket...

with a little help from their friend.

Whoa!

[girl humming]

[man] David and Shane take the scrumptious sandwiches

out of the picnic basket.

Don't forget Fido's basket!

[man] Fido!

It's a feast fit for a fly.

[hums buzzing tune]

Now it's time for picnic games:

a potato sack race!

And they're off!

[huffing and puffing]

[man] Oops!

Looks who's taking the lead.

And we have a winner.

Now for a lively game of catch.

Ready, Puppet?

Sure am!

Toss me! Toss me!

[man] With a very lively ball.

[Puppet laughing]

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[man] Who will catch it?

[Puppet] Whoa!

[man] Yes!

And let's not forget

that all-time picnic favorite,

kite flying.

Oh!

[all groaning]

Whoa!

[man] Bye, fellows!

Whoa, whoa.

That's my kite.

Have you ever flown a kite?

It's real easy.

It's fun too.

What you do is,

you get the kite;

you stretch it out against the string.

Then you pull it, and it goes up.

Wow!

Fantastic!

Would you like your own kite to fly?

You can use this one, if you like.

Yeah.

You got it?There we go.

Okay, here's the kite.

Just take that.

Don't forget the string.Yup.

Ooo-ring!

Great. Now you can fly a kite.

You know, my friends are always saying to me,

"Shane, why don't you go fly a kite?"

And I do!

It's great fun.

Why don't you try it?

Here's the big one!Okay!

Oooh!Whoa!

It's very windy,

so--whoa!

Happy kite flying!

Here, let me help you.

There we go.

[together] Whoa!

Ooh, be careful of the big gusts...

[together] of wind!

Oh, the wind's changing!

Hee-hee-hee!

Whoo!