01x40 - Virtual Danger

[bunniefuu]

♪ Sonic ♪

♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪

♪ A seer warns of a
deadly fate ♪

♪ Give up your children ♪

♪ Separate ♪

♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ The children grow ♪

♪ And learn what's right ♪

♪ Leaders of
the freedom fight ♪

♪ They seek their mother ♪

♪ She knows they do ♪

♪ Is it time? ♪

♪ If she only knew ♪

♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

I long for my children,
but I have to wait.

To act too soon
could seal their fate.

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

Sonic:
watch your back, manic!

Manic:
I'll put on the brakes
and he'll fly right by!

Manic: get ready!

Sonic: hold steady...

Destructo: I've got you
in my sights, hedgehogs.

Sonic: hold steady! Not yet!

Not yet!!

Sonic and manic: hey!!!

Sonic:
what'd ya do that for?

Manic: we were just about
to toast destructo.

Sonia: I called you
minutes ago.

I called you
minutes ago.

And now it's time to go!

Sonic: we didn't hear you.

Sonia: exactly!

Sonic:
hey, we're learning valuable
skills in that game.

Sonia: yeah, right!

Queen aleena:
even when things
were going well

For the freedom fighters,

My children could not afford
to let down their guard

Because robotnik was always
looking for a new way

To destroy them.

Sonic:
time to cruise and bruise.

Manic:
and they're gonna lose.

Cyrus: you guys sure
you wanna do this again?

Sonic: well,
I know I'm not so good...

But since you're really
desperate for pilots,

I figured I'd give it
another sh*t.

Cyrus: ok. Let's do it.

Ready, sonic, manic?

Sonic: uh, yeah, sure. Go!

Hmmm. It's startin'
to come back.

Manic: nice sh*t, bro.

Cyrus: good move, sonic.

That was great, guys.

So, what's goin' on?

How'd you get so good?

Manic and sonic:
castle conquest!

Sonia: it's confirmed.
Our inside source reports

That robotnik's starting
an audit next week.

Cyrus: so, he's bound
to find out how much

We've been skimming
off his supply ships.

Well, it had to happen
sooner or later.

Sonic: so, time for plan b?

Cyrus: yep. Time to take
all his supply ships.

Now we're really
gonna need pilots.

Manic: hedgehog pilots
reporting for duty.

Sonia: heh heh. Heh heh heh.
The crash dummy twins?

Heh heh. I don't think so.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Cyrus: well,
it's hard to believe,

But manic and sonic
aced the simulator.

Sonia: you're right.
That is hard to believe.

Ok, how'd you do it?

Manic and sonic:
castle conquest.

Manic: clear.

Cyrus:
more ships after this.

Manic, why don't
you take this one,

Sonia, the next,

And sonic,
you take the last one.

Sonia:
but the last one's the most
likely to get chased.

You need your best pilot.

Sonic: he's got him.

Sonia: in a game, maybe,

But this is real,
sonic hedgehog!

This is real! Cyrus!

Cyrus: he aced it.
Let's give him a sh*t.

Next one's inbound.
Let's move!

Manic:
see ya at the rendezvous.

Sonia: well, if you insist
on doing this...good luck.

Sonic: thanks, sis.

Swat-bot: sir,
the supply convoy is late.

Auto-communications
not responding.

Robotnik: what?!
Read-outs! Now!

What's happening?!

Get a surveillance-bot
up there...now!

Sonic:
almost as good as the game.

Huh?

Hi, mom!
We're number one!

Robotnik: blast that cursed
hedgehog out of the sky!

Swat-bot: f*ring
launch platform one, sir.

Sonic: hey, robuttnik,

This thing pulls a little
to the right.

You might wanna get it in
for a tune-up.

Huh? And it's startin' to
make some funny noises, too.

Robotnik:
attention, hedgehog!

Get ready
to be obliterated!

Sonic: hey, if you wanted
your plane back,

All ya had to do was say so.

Ok, I'm takin' that
as a "yes."

Ready or not, here I come.

Robotnik: what is he doing?!
sh**t him down!

Swat-bot: launching, sir.

Sonic: wuh-oh.
Playtime's over.

Auto-coordinates set.
Auto--whoa!

Jam and ram time!

Robotnik: huh? He can't be!

No! Aah!

Sonic: uh-oh. I hope
I didn't cut this too close.

Robotnik: noooooo!

Sonic: gotta...time it...

Just...right.

Robotnik: aaaaahhh!

Whew! Hedgehog!

Manic: yo, need a lift?

Robotnik: hedgehog!

Sonic:
think I got his attention?

[Manic laughs]

Cyrus: and robotnik has to
regear all his factories

To build cargo ships.
We hurt him this time!

Sonic: all right!
We did it!

Sonia: cheers for us!

Manic: hip-hip hooray, dude!

Cyrus:
so, take a well-deserved
break, hedgehogs.

I'll be in touch.

Sonia: well, it pains me
to say this,

But it appears
your silly vid game

May have improved
your piloting skills...

A little.

Sonic:
oh, manic, we've improved!

Manic: I heard.

Sonia: fine, fine.
I'm out of here.

It's definitely
make-over time.

See you later.

Sonic: is that
a neglected chili dog
stand calling my name?

Back in a flash.

Manic: oh...yeah, ok.

Maybe I'll just
take a little nap

Until sonic gets...

[Snoring]

[Sonic burps]

Mmm, good.

C'mon, bro, let's get back
to castle conquest.

Manic:
I'll put on the brakes
and he'll fly right by.

Sonia: you're not going
to get me like that.

Sonic and manic: sonia?

Sonia:
oh, this game is so easy!

You guys
are such linear thinkers,

You didn't realize
you could do this!

Sonic and manic: aah!

Sonia: time to really play!

Sonic: cool.

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ Keep your shield up ♪

Sonic:
♪ you gotta be ready ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ When the going
gets tough ♪

Sonic:
♪ keep your heart steady ♪

♪ You never know
when danger will strike ♪

♪ Might be tomorrow ♪

♪ Might be tonight ♪

♪ Learn to trust
your instincts
and nothing else ♪

♪ The world can be cold ♪

♪ The world can be tough ♪

♪ Sometimes love
is not enough ♪

♪ Sometimes you gotta
stand up for yourself ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ Keep your shield up ♪

Sonic:
♪ you gotta be ready ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ And when
the going gets tough ♪

Sonic:
♪ keep your heart steady ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ Keep your shield up ♪

Sonic:
♪ keep your shield up ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

♪ Keep your shield up ♪

Sonic:
♪ keep your shield up ♪

All: ♪ don't let
your guard down ♪

Sonic:
♪ you gotta be ready... ♪

Destructo: well, well,
hedgehogs, all in a row.

Sonic: manic?

Manic: lemme go!
We're about to be blasted!

Sonic: what?!

What are you talkin' about?

Man, you musta
been dreaming.

Manic: huh?

I was dreamin' about
destructo comin' after us.

Sonic: hey, you don't have
to dream about that.

Let's go get him!

So where's the big "d"?

Destructo:
someone looking for me?

Manic: hey, "d" man,
wanna go one-on-one

Or double up
against the gauntlet?

Destructo: I'd love to teach
you two some respect,

But I'm in the mood to see

If we can finally kick it
on the gauntlet.

Manic:
cool. Let's do it to it.

Destructo: hang on, I've--
I've got something for you.

Check this out.

Manic: whoa! I've never seen
anything like that before.

Destructo:
I wrote the software myself.

I--i got something
even bigger

For you later, but--
but download this first...

If you want it.

Sonic: downloading.

Computer voice:
one file downloaded.

Install?

Sonic and manic:
affirmative.

Computer voice:
installation complete.

Sonic: wanna test it?

Manic: oh, yeah!

Destructo: oh, c'mon guys,
you--you wouldn't.

Hey, guys,
that wasn't very...

Sonic: i...like it.

Destructo: oh...
Ha ha. Very funny.

Just for that
I don't think I'll share

The rest of my new software
with you.

Sonic: aw, come on!

Manic: new software?
What is it?

Destructo:
ok, I'll give you a clue.

No more lamer castle walls.
I created a whole new level.

Sonic: cool.

Destructo: but first,

There's something
I want to show you.

Manic: hey, great!

Sonic:
man, he really got us.

Manic: yeah, but he's
sendin' us the download.

Excellent!

Sonic: downloading.

Computer voice:
one file downloaded.

Install?

Manic: affirmative.

Sonia: oh, goody.
More game.

Sonic: hey!

Sonia: don't worry.
I'm just passing through.

Computer voice:
install complete.

Activate play?

Sonic:
that's a big affirmative.

Manic: nice sh*t, destructo.

And nice game background.

Sonic: ah, yeah,
k*ller software.

Destructo: thanks.

Word is you guys did
some good work, too,

On--on robotnik's
cargo ships.

Sonic: thanks.
It's gonna be months

Before he gets back
to chasin' us.

Destructo: I wouldn't
be too sure about that.

[Laughing maniacally]

[Robotnik laughs maniacally]

You fell for it.
Oh, this is rich!

Sonia: you guys want
something to eat?

Oh, my gosh!

Sonic: it's robotnik!

Sonia: aah! Aah!

Sonia: sonic! Manic!

Manic: what happens
when the ship's gone?

Sonic: who cares?
It's just a game.

We can't get hurt.

Sonic and manic: whoa!

Ow!

Robotnik:
you don't get it yet,

Do you, hedgehogs?

You're inside the game!

If I destroy you in here,

You're gone forever!

Which is, by the way,
my intention.

Sonic:
do you believe this guy?

Ow, oh, ow, ooo, hoo!

[Robotnik
laughing maniacally]

Sonic: so, whaddya think?

Manic: not good.

[Robotnik laughs]
this will be delicious.

Sonia: oh...oh...uhh...

Oh, cyrus,
it just drew them inside.

Cyrus:
this is the last download,

And it's not good.

I didn't even know
this could happen.

Sonia: what?

Cyrus: robotnik's
pulled them into the game.

Sonia: well, why don't
we just pull the plug?

Cyrus: no!
If you pull the plug,

They've got no path back!

There it is.

What an ingenious program,

But I think
I can reverse it.

Sonia: you mean get sonic
and manic out?

Cyrus:
no, get robotnik in!

I can put someone
in the game.

And if they get inside
this control room,

They can pull robotnik
inside.

Of course,
it will take a good pilot.

Sonia: I'm in.

Cyrus:
while you're in the game,

I'm gonna try to find
robotnik's satellite dish.

If I disable it,
he loses control

And the game's over.

You ready?

Sonia: do it!

Manic: dude, how long
can you keep up this pace?

Sonic: I dunno,
but we're not givin' up!

Manic: oh, no.
Concussion impact m*ssile

Right on our tail!

Sonic: reversing course.

Hold on!

Sonic: I think we lost him.

Manic:
it's his game, sonic.

I don't think
we can lose him.

Robotnik:
that's correct, hedgehogs.

Sonic: well, that's
not exactly fair, is it?

Manic: sonic, dude,
try a super spin!

Sonic: good idea, bro.

Manic: huh?

Sonic: wa-haa-wa-haaa whoo!

Manic: whoa-ho...bad idea.

Sonic: big yep on that.

Manic and sonic: aah!

Manic: we're trapped!

Robotnik: one concussion
impact m*ssile

And my hedgehog troubles
are all over!

Aah!

Sonic: all right!

Manic: go, sis! Hooray!

Sonia: how rude.

Sonic: sonia! Over here!

Manic: over here!

Cyrus: it's gotta
be there somewhere.

Ha!

Got it!

Manic:
yo, this next passageway

Should get us
to the control room.

Hedgehogs: aah!

Sonic:
that's not my favorite ride.

Manic: here he comes!

Robotnik: not that way!!

Sonia:
if I activate this one,

Robotnik gets sucked
into the game.

Sonic: ok,
but you'd better hurry

'Cause here he comes!

Robotnik:
goodbye, hedgehogs!

Cyrus:
game over, robotnik!

Sonic: what happened?

Sonia: cyrus must've found
robotnik's satellite dish.

Robotnik: oh, so close!

Next time, hedgehogs!

Sonia: well, that's
the last of the cargo.

Manic: great, but what do we
do with these cargo ships?

Sonic: we give 'em back.

Sonic: we'll call this
"advantage hedgehogs."

Robotnik: what?

Swat-bot:
auto-pilots fail to respond
on the cargo ships.

Collision imminent.

Robotnik: noooooo!

Hedgehogs!!

Sonia: we did it!

Sonic: he's hamburger!

Game over, buttnik!