01x07 - Mario and the Beanstalk/Bats in the Basement

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ With the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Mario:] Yo, what
should we do now?

[Luigi:] What else?

Let's each lunch.

Yo, that was some tough job.

Yea, but we're the Mario
Brothers we're the best.

Hahahah.

Hey, it's gonna be fun having
an exchange student here no?

Yea, and he's a smart one too.

What do you mean smart
one, how do you know that?

Well because he sent
his luggage ahead of him.

[whistle]

Whoa, some luggage.

Yea it got here this
morning before you woke up.

No kidding?

Ohh, hey wait a
minute, there's a note here,

let me see.

To the Mario
Brothers, from Transylvania,

please open as soon as
possible it's stuffy in here.

Whoa, Transylvania?

Forget about it.

This is our exchange student
the Count Zoltan Dracula.

Come on Mario help
me open this thing.

I think over here.

Oh, alright.

I'm going to
push, give it a push,

give it a bang.

Come on, get it.

I got it, I got it,
no I don't got it.

I'll get it from
the front here.

I got it, I got it,
no I don't got it.

This side I
think--

Hey Mario,

I'm going to tell you the
truth I hate these childproof

boxes.

Oh they
make them tight.

I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it,

I got it, I got it.

[thunder]

[organ]

Did you order a
dead guy in a tuxedo?

Oh no not me.

[organ]

Greetings.

You must be Mario,
you must be Luigi,

you must be kidding,
this place is a dump!

Oh well, wake me up a sunset;
I am a night person you know.

Mario, forget about it there's
something very strange about

this guy.

B-b-b-but what's so
strange about sleeping in your

clothes?

[organ]

[wolf howling]

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's
log, number .

The Princess needed a
hundred cold coins by tomorrow

morning, or else, the Mushroom
Kingdom Orphanage would have

to close down.

We were desperately
thinking of some way,

to raise the money.

[bang]

I could hock my jewels.

You already hocked them.

I could mortgage this cottage.

You already did.

[moo]

Well you're all
brilliant people,

you make a suggestion.

[gasp]

[moo]

We sell the royal cow.

Ok, it's your decision.

Come on Luigi, let's see
what this Guernsey can earnsy.

I think she
should've sent me Princess,

I know the used cow market.

Nonsense Toad I need you here,
and who could possibly mess up

a simple thing like
selling a cow for cash?

The Marios?

[Luigi:] Just tell us how many
gold coins you'll give us.

She's the royal cow, frankly
friends there's just not much

demand for this model;
she's a real hay burner.

Tell you what, I
really like you boys,

so I'm going to take
her as a trade-in.

We don't want to
trade, we want to sell.

Right, we need
mula, money, cash.

Look at this here beauty:

four spigots, white side
wide hooves, you'll get at
least gallons to the

hay bale.

I'll trade you even.

You're not listening mister.

We don't need another cow, we
need one hundred gold coins.

Anybody can sell a
cow for gold coins.

Hey we're anybody!

How many gold coins are
you going to give us?

[laughter]

Well this is
your lucky day boys,

I'm going to give you a
bargain you'll never forget,

or my name isn't
Dealing Dalbert.

[Princess:] You sold
the cow for what?

Bean seeds, real
special beans.

Garbanzo beans,
show her Mario.

Dealing Dalbert said we really
got the sweet end of the deal.

I can't believe this!

You traded the royal cow
for a handful of bean seeds?

Shrewd seeding Mario.

Who wants cash money when
they can have a few garbanzos

instead?

Gee, he really made it sound
like they were our answer for

everything.

Well they're not, and I'm
allergic to garbanzo bean

seeds.

Ah-choo!

Good riddance Princess!

I'll go to town in the morning
and see if I can't con that

con man out of a cow.

Let's hope, meanwhile we'd
all better get some sleep.

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Appeal to that used cow
salesman's sense of decency

Toad, tell him this is a time
when we just can't be cheated.

Don't worry Princess, I'll
take care of thiiiiii--

What's wrong why don't you--?

[gasp]

Holy ravioli!

Oh, great garbanzos!

Princess, you're gonna have
a lot more money to save the

orphanage, than a cow
could've gotten ya.

How's that?

There's tens of millions of
garbanzo lovers in the world,

and we're about to pick
enough beans for them all.

[cheering]

Let's keep going, and start
picking them from the top on

down.

I don't know Mario,
we're already too high.

[Mario:] I'm higher strictly on
instruments so maybe you're

right, we better
turn back cause--

hey, there's some
kind of door here.

Come on!

What's to be afraid of?

[Luigi:] Leaping lasagna,
this room's bigger than the

Brooklyn Public Library. Wow!

And somebody awful
big lives here.

[Mario:] Not just big, giant!

Well, it's been fascinating,
let's scramble home.

[bang]

Uh oh!

[gasp]

[grunt]

Hey, I think it's locked.

[grunting]

Whoa!

[stomping]

[King Koopa:] Fum fee fi fo!

I smell the Brothers Mario.

It's King Koopa, he's
turned himself into a giant!

We've got to get out of here!

Hahahaha, it won't
open basin brains.

Fee fum fi foo, I'm going
to cook some Mario stew.

Hahahaha.

Hahahaha.

Run!

I think we can make it
out through that door!

I told you, you're
staying to be my dinner.

Whoa!

[laughter]

Now will you believe me?

That window!

Let's try.

[Mario:] Up those
logs, we can make it!

[Mario:] Up those
logs, we can make it!

Oh boy, no way we
can make that jump!

[laughter]

[Mario:] Luigi, give me a
hand with that poker there.

A little more, more.

You first Luigi.

You first Mario, you're older.

You guys, I'll go first.

[crash]

[laughter]

[King Koopa:] Fee fi fo fum,
I'll lock you up 'cause you're

so dumb.

Luigi!

That bellows, see those
ashes?

I read you paisano.

[laughter]

[grunt]

Push Luigi, push!

Oh no!

Ahhh!

[laughter]

Fum fee fi faddit, you
two guys have really had it.

[laughter]

[coughing]

There's got to be a way out!

[gasping]

Strobing strambooli!

It's a mountain of gold money!

[Toad:] It's
absolutely beautiful!

It's hideous!

With this kind of money,
Koopa can rule forever!

[King Koopa:]
That's right, forever!

And since you admire
my gold coins so much,

you can remain with them,
for the rest of your life.

Hahaha.

Eventually, you'll
be crushed by them;

watch this!

Lay!

I'll be darned, a goose
that's better than the U.S.

mint.

That goose is going to
smother you Brothers.

Lay!

[Mario:] Hey Koopa!

I hope your big and
tall shop blows up,

with you in it!

Can you help me?

I've got to get out
of here, I'm laid out.

You've got to get out of here?

How about us?

I know a way if
you can get me down.

[grunt]

I shouldn't help ya, 'cause
of all your gold coin laying

for that Koopa creep.

There!

Phew, what a relief.

You've got me wrong, he makes
me do it with a magic spell.

Ok, where's the way out?

Under there!

Before the coins covered it
I saw part of the garbanzo

beanstalk creep
through a tiny cr*ck.

Look!

The cr*ck's grown bigger.

Goosey, we're good as gone.

Everybody ready?

Wee!

Yippee!

Oh no!

Look!

Koopa's found we're missing
and summoned his koopsters!

Only one way to fight 'em!

Only one way to fight 'em!

Way to go guys!

It's not over yet!

Koopa can use this
beanstalk to come after us.

We got just the thing for this
beanstalk in our plumbing bag.

How can I ever thank you?

With gold coins maybe?

The Princess here could use
them to save the Mushroom

Orphanage.

Sorry, without Koopa and his
magic spell all you get are

plain old eggs.

Like one?

Forget it.

[Luigi:] Timberrrrr!

Coins!

And more coins!

[Princess:] The
orphanage is saved!

Yeaaaa!

[crash]

[gasp]

Oh no no no!

It shrunk me!

[laughter]

Not your day Koopa.

This is just a small setback,

I'll return, bigger than ever!

[laughter]

What a day!
What a day!

I'm starved.

Me too.

Famished.

Good!

Have an egg.

Oh I am sorry,
now I'll try again.

Oh darn!

It's just terrible when
you can't help your friends.

You know Mario?

I'm telling you there's
something very strange about

this Zoltan guy ah?

Last week this guy tells
me, he's been going to night

school for over years!

Don't mean nothing, how about
the barber Pasquale Caputo?

He's been going to high
school almost as long.

You're right.

Come to think of it,
he does sleep all day.

So do you, unless there's an
Inspector Gadget marathon on

tv.

Yea but I don't
sleep in a box.

Hey Mario, find out who
this guy's cleaner is ah?

Why?

I don't ever want
to go there, sheesh,

and look at these bills ah?

Bills and more bills ah?

Three-hundred dollars from a
blood bank, $ dollars for

eye wash for those big
red eyes, $ dollars in

dental floss for
them big teeth.

[Count Zoltan Dracula sings:] Here comes the
sun little darlings.

La da da da.

Blood bank.

Eye wash.

Dental floss.

He's a vampire!

[organ]

It's alright, it's
alright, it's alright,

Mario it's alright.

I'm scared, I'll take
care of you don't worry.

[organ]

I bid you velcome, to these
delicious scenes from The

Legend of Zelda.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link.

The evil wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda, anything.

[screech]

Ahh!

A Moby!

Doesn't Ganon ever quit?

[grunting]

Pee yoo.

[whoosh]

And this!

[Fairy:] Oh Link?!

Are you awake?

Uh oh, I'm
supposed to be sick.

What's happening?

Ahh!

[grunt]

Some shortcut.

Some shortcut.

Ok, let's see what we got.

Here it is chapter one, drive
a stake through his heart.

Are you crazy?

Steak is . a pound.

Here we go chapter two:
take a pot fill it with water,

boil for two hours,
add a little olive oil,

slowly add basil, a
pinch of oregano,

two cloves of garlic.

W-w-wait a minute.

That's momma's
recipe for tomato sauce.

I knew it, she's been
trying to k*ll us for years.

What else you got?

[organ]

Ah ha!

If all else fails, send the
vampire to the grocery store

for some bread.

While he's gone, you move.

Excuse me!

Ahh!

Relax.

Would you really like to know
how to get rid of a vampire?

Yea.

Just ask me, I'll be
out of here like a bat.

Where does it say that?

Until the next
time do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪