01x09 - The Great BMX Race/Mama Mia Mario

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brothers' Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Luigi:] Yo, you're going to eat
that entire Italian pepperoni

pizza?

Ahh, I'm saving
some room for sub.

Here, bonne appetite.

Grazia Mario.

Hey, is this not the life?

I mean we're our own man,
and then no one to tell us to

clean up this pigsty, or eat
our leaf and green vegetables,

or sit up straight,
or answer the phone.

[brrring]

If we could find it.

Yea ha ha.

Don't worry about a thing
Mario I saw it here a couple

of days ago.

Sheesh, I don't remember
ordering a pizza with green

mold.

Mario Brothers Plumbing,
you clog em' we clear 'em.

[chatter]

Hey.

[chatter]

No.

[chatter]

Yea but--

[chatter]

No but--

[chatter]

My.

[chatter]

I hope it's not about that
hot water heater that blew up

last week.

[chatter]

Of course [chatter]

Well sh-- [chatter]

Ok.

[chatter]

Bye.

[chatter]

No it wasn't.

Ouff, thank goodness.

It's worse; it's Mama,
and she's coming over.

Oh mama mia!

Wow, we got to
clean up around here,

and lay out some
leafy vegetables.

Yea, don't set
there come on, come on,

let's go.

Hurry up!

[ding dong]

Mario, Luigi, it's your Mama!

Open up those door or
I'll break your heads.

Coming Mama!

Coming Mama!

Mama!

What took you so long?

I'm sorry Ma.

Yea you're sorry, but you
never come when I ring the

bell.

I came as fast as I could.

Oh sure, one of yous crawled
under the floor you mop.

Ma--

I want you to run when
I tell you to run do you

understand?

Ow Ma, ok Ma!

You understand
when I tell you.

When I said run there you
run you come to the door...

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's
log number .

We were crossing
the Desert Kingdom,

when things really
got hot for Toad.

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Ahh, hahaha.

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Ah, h ha ha.

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Ahh!

Wow!

Szzz stop there dead b*at.

Holy ravioli!

Mama mia!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Yikes!

Yow!

Ahh!

[Princess:] Toooad!

Szzz I've been
looking for you mushroom.

Youch!

It's Fry Guy.

You owe me gold coins.

Szzz pay up by sundown, or
I'll turn you into fried

fungus szzz.

But Toad can't pay you
Koopa took all our money.

Szzzz then find a
way to get some.

Maybe you can win the prize
money in the great BMX Race

szzzz.

Huh?

What?

A poster?

[Luigi:] Hey, it's a bike
race, and we got a bike.

Yea, a bike with pasta-power,

we'll save you Paisano.

[Mario:] Here's
the starting line,

but where's the other racers?

Gee, it looks like
we scared 'em off.

Heh?

What?

[vroom]

On second thought Mario,
those guys scared me off.

Looks like you forgot your
training wheels sewer sap.

[laughter]

Ouch!

Arrivederci!

Ohhhh!

Yay Marios!

Looking sweet guys, I sure
hope nothing goes wrong.

There's only one despicable
creature who could

stop them now, and he's
probably miles away.

Oh no!

Oh no!

Huh?

Koopa's here, we've
gotta check this out!

Attention Team Koopa,
when those pain in the drain

plumbers reach
Dead Man's Curve,

nail them real nasty.

Now I'll really pull the
plug on those faucet freaks.

Hahaha.

So this is another one of
Koopa's conniving cons.

He knew Mario and Luigi would
enter the race to save me from

Fry Guy.

Hey Mario you're sure you
know what you're doing?

Sure, I'm doing
miles an hour.

Leapin' lasagna!

Wow!

Wooow!

Woooow!

You ok Luigi?

I'd feel better if we went
back and got my stomach.

[panting]

Here they come Toad, we gotta
get out there and stop them.

Hey!

Wow!

Mario, Luigi!

Wow, wow!

Stop!

Hey!

Mario!

Hey!

Wooooooow!

Sure makes you go faster when
you have a cheering section.

Yea, just wish we could hear
what cheer they were yelling.

They must have
dust in their ears.

And we've got
trouble on our hands.

[growl]

[gulp]

[slurp]

[Mario:] Hey, it's
the Pasta pit stop.

But Mario, what
about the race?

Don't worry Luigi,
it's in the bag.

You're my prisoner Princess,
and soon your pedal pushin'

plumbers will be out
of my hair forever.

Koopa you're a disgusting,
double-crossing meanie!

I try my dear, I try.

Ahhh, now that's
what I call a meal.

Well that's what
I call ten meals.

[Bikers:] slow pokes!

Losers!

Ahhhhh!

They'll be sorry
for this Luigi,

let's show 'em
some smokin' smoke.

You betcha.

[Koopa:] No one
heads for a trap,

faster than a plumber.

Prepare
for...

Operation Smash Up.

Now!

Ahhh!

Hey, where'd you
learn how to ride a bike?

They're trying to
push us over the cliff.

Ahhhh!

Wow!

Mama mia!

Yikes!

Whooooooooooa!

Mario!

We're doomed!

M-M-M-Mario,
d-d-d-do something.

Relax Luigi, plumber's
motto number : be ready for

anything.

[boing]

Now I know why they call
that a plumber's helper.

Hey, we just gonna
hang around here all day,

or get back to the race?

I thought hangin' around all
day was the better choice.

Poor plumbers went pow.

[laughter]

Sorry we can't stay
and chat with you g*ons,

but we have a race to win.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

They're safe!

What?

She said, they're safe.

Not for long fungus face.

Phase two
featherheads, and hurry.

It's trouble time.

Zzzzzz

Ahhh this is terrible.

Yes, Mario and Luigi
really need our help.

I meant the snoring,
it's driving me bonkers.

Hey, that's it!

We might be able to squeeze
out when this thing let's out

its breath.

It's worth a try.

[grunt]

Now to help Mario and Luigi.

[Boink]

Trap them Troopas!

Get em!

Get em' we're gettin' closer.

Ohhh we're gettin' closer.

[crash]

Oh!

You bumbling boobs!

Hope you don't mind if
we borrow your bike.

[pant]

Ok, that does it!

You're all gonna
be Koopatized.

You're all gonna
be Koopatized.

Mario!

They're catching up!

Too bad, I was saving this
for a real emergency,

like spaghetti without
tomato sauce.

Wow!

[laughter]

Uh oh.

Huh?

Wow!

[coughing]

Anybody for a game
of ride and go boom?

Hang on Luigi.

Mario!

Wow nice jumping Mario.

[gasp]

Wooow!

[coughing]

Wow!

Pfffff!

[bang bang bang]

Yo what do we do
now, call a tow truck?

[Mouse:] No, call an ambulance.

Hey no problem, it's two
men against one mouse.

Oh oh oh right, so
now it's a fair fight.

Looks like you plumbers
are plumb out of luck.

I think I liked it better
when we outnumbered them.

Patty cake patty
cake pasta man,

give me pasta power
as quick as you can.

Hey sleazes eat dust!

[coughing]

Look Luigi!

Come on Luigi, let's
squash these guys.

Ha ha ha, that
way, after them!

Here, a zucchini for you!

What?

Wow!

We'll smother
them in succotash.

Ooh ooh ooh.

Ouch!

Hey, Team Koopa, you
could as least say goodbye!

Ha, looks like we won a
bike race by default.

It's not my fault.

[panting]

Guys, you've been tricked!

This race was one
of Koopa's traps.

Yea, the bill collector after
my mushroom hide was just a

phony.

You mean I risked
my neck for nothin'?

You mean I wasted
my tomato sauce?

There'll be
other crooked races,

and other ways to cheat.

Yipes!

Wow, ow that hurt, ow oow, ow!

Get back here Koopa, don't you
know vegetables are good for

you?

As soon as your brother
finishes washing the street,

you tell him to come in here,
I've got more work for him.

Yes Mama.

Shut up and don't talk back.

[ding dong]

Who's a that?

It's your
son, Mario, Mama!

I washed as far as
Flushing Avenue,

can I come in?

Not until you wash down at
Brooklyn Bridge it's a mess!

Yes Mama.

Luigi enough with the
floor go help your brother,

you lazy mortadella!

you lazy mortadella!

Luigi!

We gotta get rid of Mama.

I mean I love her, but I
can't handle it anymore.

Yo Mario it could be worse.

How?

It could be Aunt Luigina.

Mario, Luigi,
whats-a-matter for you?

You two lazy bums!

No more fun and
games, get back to work!

Yes Mama.

We'll be right back.

If Mama let's us.

First she says we gotta watch
some exciting scenes from

Mama's favourite:
The Legend of Zelda.

Oh I love this show.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever!

You must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda, anything!

I am Prince
Facade from Arcadia.

I have travelled the world
and seen its wonders but,

none have been
your match in beauty.

Ahh.

I swear, it's like Zelda
doesn't even know I exist

anymore.

Not so fast.

Boooo-ahhhh...

Wooahhhh!

[gasp]

Booo-ahhh!!!!

Wooooahh!

Unh!

Yooooow!

Booo-ahhhhh...

Yeaaaaaa!

Link!

Stop fooling around
and zap that monster!

Hey excuuuse me
Princess; wish I could.

Yaaaa!

Unh!

We'll be good Mama we promise.

Get home safe ok?

[Mama:] Ciao my
little meatballs.

Mama!

What was that for?

[Mama:] Just in case.

Phew!

She's gone.

I can't believe
our luck... imagine,

Mama getting a phone call,
to tell her that she won the

lottery.

Haha.

Hey, when you're
lucky you're lucky.

Oh Mario, this is the life.

Beautiful!

Nothing can go wrong now.

[ding dong]

Uh oh, don't answer it.

That could be Mama, and
she's gonna be mad Mario,

because I faked the call
about her winning the lottery.

Uh oh.

[ding dong]

Do me a favour, you
square it with Ma,

I'm gonna to run, and get
a winning lottery ticket

alright?

[ding dong]

Ohh, Mama Mia!

Imma not your Mama Mia.

Aunt Luigina.

That's right calamari plate,
it's your Aunt Luigina in the

flesh.

I shoulda known Mama
always hits me with her left.

Until next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪