01x29 - Koopa Klaus/Little Marios

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!". Aired: September 4 – December 1, 1989.*
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Revolves around Mario and Luigi, two Italian-American plumbers from Brooklyn.
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01x29 - Koopa Klaus/Little Marios

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Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

What a fight, what a
fight, look at these guys,

look at the speed
bing bang boom bang!

Eh?

That's fast
Mario, that's fast,

that's poetry in
motion, boom ping.

Hey, Brian!

What are you doing here?

And what's with the suitcase?

I'm selling pots and
pans, door to door.

Brian.

How about encyclopedias?

Brian.

Would you believe Tupperware?

Really?

Brian.

Ok, I admit it, I'm
lying like a dog.

I'm running away from home.

Boy, I didn't think
I'd cr*ck that easy.

Why are you
running away from home?

My parents don't
love me anymore,

so I'm going to
teach them a lesson,

and when I'm gone,
are they gonna miss me.

Brian, maybe we should talk
a little about this before,

huh?

Ok.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

[Koopa:]
Smash 'em, bust 'em, break 'em!

That's what I wanna
see, broken toys!

I hate Christmas!

I hate gifts!

I hate giving!

Christmas, bah humkoop!

The ice bombs are loaded
on the sleigh Koopa Klaus.

Good Randolph, ya
red-nosed Triclyde.

I'm off to the North Pole to
drop those bombs on Santa's

workshop.

I'll freeze the North Pole,
and everyone will have a very

unmerry Christmas.

[laughs]

And an unhappy new year!

[laughs]

Leave the cruel
lines to me, ok?

Mush, ya worthless birdbrains!

Bah humkoop on Christmas.

Whoaaa!

Mario!

I got a funny feeling we
are not in Hawaii Land.

What's going on Toad?

You were in charge
of getting us here.

Uh, I guess I made a wrong
turn at the last iceberg.

North Pole five miles
as the reindeer flies.

Hey!

As long as we're here,
why don't we pay a visit to

Santa's workshop?

As long as we're here eh?

Did you plan this Toad?

Well, it is
Christmas time Mario.

My favourite time of the year!

Presents, presents, presents!

[Mario:] Plumber's Log, .

A slight detour from Hawaii
Land and the tropic sun,

thanks to Toad.

Oh well, maybe we can pick up
some gold coins working part

time in Santa's workshop!

I can't wait to see Santa!

I just know he's got a
fabulous present for me!

Actually Toad, I've got
something I wanted to give to

you.

Did someone say
something about a present!?

I've always got time to
get a Christmas present.

Merry Christmas Toad.

After all your hints, I
decided to give you just what

you wanted!

Yay!

A snowboard!

I Looove Christmas!

[gasp]

Look!

Up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

It's Koopa Klaus!

Let's give 'em a little
Christmas present to melt

their frozen pipes, eh?

[gasps]

Albatoss att*ck!

Head for cover!

Yipe!

Oof.

My snowboard!

My present!

If that Koopa ruined
my board I'll, I'll--

Don't you care if
we're all right Toad?

Well, yeah but, my present.

I guess your present
means more to you than we do.

Well, it is Christmas.

Uh, are you ok Princess?

Mario!

What's Koopa doing
up there anyway?

He's heading toward
Santa's workshop!

What?

We've got to save Santa!

We've got to save the
workshop and the toys!

And Santa of course.

We're too late, Koopa Klaus
has frozen Santa's workshop.

But what about Santa?

Now I've gotcha Santa.

Say goodbye to your
workshop, and your elves,

and your toys.

[laughs]

He's got Santa!

Don't do it Koopa Klaus!

You'll ruin
Christmas for everyone!

Christmas?

Bah humkoop.

This can't be happening!

We'll never have
Christmas again!

I'll never get
another present!

Santa!
Santa!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[gasps]

We gotta do something Mario.

Look!

The elves' playground.

We got one sh*t Luigi!

Toss me a snow
block from the igloo!

[gasp]

[grunting]

I'm supposed to
toss this to you?

Then, bring it to me.

Set it on the teeter-totter.

Ohhhh.

Whoa!

Yeow!

Now jump on the teeter-totter.

You've gotta be kiddin'!

[Mario:] You wanna
save Christmas or not?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ahhh!

Ohh.

Whoa!

Mario, you stopped Koopa!

But we still
have to catch him.

[laughs]

[gasps]

Whoa!

Whoa!

I-- I don't know
about this Mario.

That could be thin ice!

If it'll hold Koopa and Santa,
it must be a hundred feet

thick.

Yiiiipe!

You think those
spaghetti heads,

are gonna rescue you?

Forget it!

I got friends in
this neck of the woods.

Koopa Flurry Pack, att*ck!

I should've known Koopa Klaus
would send his Flurries to

fight us.

We have to get
past those Flurries!

Let's fight fire with fire!

You mean fight ice with ice.

Whoaa!

Yay!

Those drain brains have
defeated my Flurries!

Whoaaaa!

We've gotta go in after him.

Looks pretty dark
in there to me.

The whole world will look
pretty dark without Christmas.

Yeah!

What's Christmas
without presents?

Aaaand Santa.

Whoaaa!

Ahhhh!

[Koopa:]
Alright, no more Mr. Nice Koopa.

I got the jolly man, see?

One false move and he
goes over the cliff.

And I got a feeling it
won't be such a happy landing,

see?

I can't believe you
would do that Koopa!

Doesn't Christmas
mean anything to you?

Christmas?

Christmas is a bah humkoop!

A bah humkoop!

A bah humkooooop!

Avalanche!

[gasps]

We gotta get back
in the cave Mario.

You take the
Princess and Toad.

I'm gonna save Santa
with my plumber's snake.

Wait a minute, what about me?

Oh no, not me.

I'm not jumpin'
into that ice bath.

Ahh!

Yeooooow!

Oh.

I didn't get to
ruin Christmas.

The Mario
Brothers b*at me again,

and I'm floating
away on an iceberg.

What else can go wrong?

[roar]

Huh?

[Santa:] Ho ho ho ho.

I want to thank all of you for
saving me from Koopa Klaus.

I wonder how long it'll be
'til the workshop thaws out?

Not in time for me to
make my deliveries,

that's for sure.

There will be no
Christmas this year.

Don't feel bad Santa!

At least I got my present!

It's, it's very nice Toad.

What's wrong with Santa?

You got your present Toad, but
no one else is going to get

theirs.

Santa's toys are frozen.

Here Santa, take my snowboard.

At least you'll have
one present you can give.

Toad, in all my life I've
never seen anyone express the

true spirit of
Christmas better than you.

Don't cry Santa, please!

I'm just so happy.

[Princess:] Look!

The spirit of Christmas
giving is touching everything!

Toad, your unselfish act fills
me with the warm spirit of

Christmas.

And it melts Koopa's ice!

It's going to be a
merry Christmas after all!

We made it, Santa!

Thanks to you, Toad!

Ho ho ho.

I'd like to give all of
you a special present.

How about coming with me,
to deliver the presents?

You mean it Santa?

Ho ho ho ho!

Sure I do!

And you can ride
up front with me,

Toad.

Mario Christmas to all!

And to all a good night!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Thanks for the pizza guys, I
hate to run away on an empty

stomach.

Hmm.

You know Brian,
I've been thinking.

No matter how bad
you think things are,

you don't want to run away.

Trust me on this.

Sorry guys, I've
made up my mind.

I'll teach my
parents to appreciate me.

Brian, you may
not believe this,

but when Luigi
and I were kids,

I ran away from home.

Really?

Yea, it's true Brian.

Why I remember, it
was like yesterday.

Ahh!

I b*at ya, I
b*at ya, I b*at ya!

Did not, did not, ya
big old poopy head you!

You big old--

Boys!

How many times do I have
to tell you not to fight?

Mario!

Since you're the oldest,
you should know better!

You're grounded!

But Mama you already grounded
me five times this week.

Well then, go peel the garlic,
for the next five days!

Oh Mama no not the garlic!

It makes me smell so bad even
I don't want to play with me!

Are you happy now!?

There she goes she's
punishing me again,

you always get me punished!

I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do,

I'm gonna run away from home!

Ok, who cares?

Who cares?

Nah nah nah nah nah.

Who cares Mario?

I'm so scared, maybe I
shouldn't have run away from

home.

I know, I'll do what I do,
whenever I'm scared: watch

these scenes from the
next Legend of Zelda?

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

[Zelda:] That one's got a b*mb!

[Link:] On my way Princess!

[kaboom]

Yea!

Link!

[Link:] Farewell Princess!

Oof.

[Princess:]
Nothin' to it buster.

Ahh.

You've still got work to do.

Hmm, so, Link and Zelda are
headed for the Black Falls

huh?

[chuckles]

Well, they'll certainly
find a surprise waiting there.

[laughs]

Hurry up!

Go after them!

Hey, excuuuuse me, Princess.

I'm kind of hung up here ok?

Boy it must've been
fun out on your own.

Oh no, and little did I know
that back home the hearts of

my poor family, were breaking.

Oh yea, we were miserable.

Ahhh, this is
the best popcorn,

this is the best time, I've
got the whole couch to myself

Mario's not here, you're
the bestest Mama in the whole

world I love this.

Mario without your brother
here there's a lot more for

us.

Yea.

Ha ha.

Mama, I'm sorry I
ran away from home!

You're probably worried sick.

About what?

Mama, didn't you miss me?

No!

I don't miss your yelling, I
didn't miss your fighting with

your brother, and I didn't
miss your room in a mess,

but you I miss.

Oh Mama.

What was that for Mama?

Just in case.

Boy I remember it
like it was yesterday.

Mario, that story
was so beautiful,

I'm ready to barf.

Yea, but have you
learned a lesson Brian?

Ah huh, I shouldn't run away
because my parents will enjoy

it too much.

That's right!

He he that's right Brian.

I better hurry home
before the popcorn's gone.

[Mario:] Ok Brian good luck!

[Luigi:] Ok bye!

So long!

Thanks for visiting!

Take care Brian!

Don't sell too much Tupperware!

Watch the cars!

[laughing]

Nice kid.

He was a great kid.

Boy were we miserable
when you ran away ho ho ho.

Sure, my brother,
nice guy oh sure.

More pizza, where's the pizza?

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪
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