01x38 - The Great Gold Coin Rush/Game Show Host

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

[TV:] Stay tuned when
next time our super jackpot

will total cents!

Whoa!

It's getting up there.

You're not kidding.

Ok, Money for Morons is over.

Luigi--

I'm freezing in here,
we better get some coal in the

furnace before the
tenants start complaining.

Right Luigi.

Come on brother, back to work.

Brrr.

Before you know it Mrs.
Gambler's going to be hittin'

the pipes, we're gonna
have more aggravation,

and I'm freezin' too.

Boy, come on.

Ok open it up.

Get that coal in there.

Ok ok.

Bada bing, bada
bang, bada boom.

Alright, I like your
style, I'm gonna take it,

here we go.

Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!

Oh, oh no Luigi!

Oh Luigi are you alright?

Luigi please talk to me.

Now what should I do?

Luigi.

Whoa!

Thank goodness you're alive.

Of course I am, and
welcome to the show!

Show?

What show, what do you mean?

Why sir, you must be our first
contestant and what is your

name please?

Luigi what are
you yappin' about?

Alright sir, alright sir,
which will it be: door number

one?

Door number door?

Or door number three?

Ohhh I don't believe it, he
thinks he's some sort of a

game show host.

Ohh I'm sorry sir that's not
a correct answer but don't

worry, because we'll
have another chance at it,

as soon as we return
right after these messages,

don't go away.

[sobbing]

Oh boy.

Please sir don't cry, don't
cry I hate it when a grown man

cries.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's
log, number .

We're in the Wild Wild
West, which is gonna get a lot

wilder if Koopa catches us.

They're getting closer!

And, they don't look friendly.

[Koopa:] Darn right we're not
friendly ya mealy Mushroom.

And Claim Jump Koopa
will be glad to prove it.

And Claim Jump Koopa
will be glad to prove it.

Yipe!

Ah!

Ah!

[gasp]

Holy cannoli!

Koopa sh*t out the
steering things!

Bye bye, birdies.

And bye bye us.

The worst part is, we
paid for round trip tickets!

[Luigi:] Hit the brakes, Mario!

The brakes are broken!

Whoa!

Ahh, whoa!

Looks like the
end of the line,

everybody.

We got them varmints now!

Lasso 'em!

[Toad:] In here, quick!

Running out on me, huh?

Ok, no more Mr. Nice Koopa.

[gasps]

I think comin' in
here was a big mistake!

Don't think, run!

[kaboom]

[laughs]

That's the end of those
meddling plumb twerps.

[Luigi:] Ow!

Someone's standing on
my toe, and it's not me.

[Princess:] Oh, I'm
sorry, are you ok Luigi?

Luigi: Just as
soon as I find me,

I'll let ya know.

[Mario:] Hey, I
see a light, look!

[Princess:] Maybe it's
a way out of here.

Or maybe it's a way
into more trouble!

Leapin' lasagna, look!

[Princess:] Why, this is
the lost gold coin mine.

They're not lost now!

Maybe they're not,
but we still are!

Not for long, Luigi!

We can dig our
way out of here!

♪ I've been
working on the condo, ♪

♪ all the livelong day. ♪

Uh, Mario, where
exactly are we headed?

Don't worry Princess, I've
got an instinct about these

things.

We're headed right for--

A town?

[Toad:] Bogus!

An empty town!

[laughter]

[man:] Not that empty.

[gasps]

Yeow!

Who said that?

Didn't mean to
scare ya pilgrims.

[chuckles]

Just wanted to say howdy!

That's cool, but who are you?

And where are we?

Why, I'm Calamity Clem;
Sheriff of Lonesome Mushroom.

[chuckles]

Best little ghost
town in the west!

Well, does this little ghost
town have an assay office?

Right over yonder, stranger.

You!

Hey!

Hello!

Yoo hooo!

I need some assay
work done here!

One assay job coming right up.

Hey!

I thought you
were the sheriff?

And fire chief, the town cook.

[chuckles]

And I also own the hat store.

[chuckles]

Well, could you put on your
assayer's hat and tell me if

this is real?

Hmm, mighty interestin'.

By golly, it's heads!

Lasso in for a
longhorn, buckaroos!

[chuckles]

Why this here's real gold!

[chuckles]

[gasps]

[chattering]

Gold?

They said it's gold!

Did ya hear that everybody?

Gold!

Whoa!

He, looks like you folks done
started a genuine gold coin

rush.

[Koopa:] Well what do ya know?

There's gold in
Lonesome Mushroom!

And where there's gold,
there's Claim Jump Koopa!

[laughs]

[Clem:]
I don't believe what I'm seeing;

Lonesome Mushroom's
done become a boomtown!

He, I'm so busy being sheriff,
I don't have time to wear my

other hats!

I'm sorry Clem,
this is all my fault.

Well, it could be
worse little pard;

Claim Jump Koopa
could be here.

Hey!

Claim Jump Koopa, is here!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Oh no!

Koopa's captured
Toad and the miners.

What do we do?

Can't help anybody if
we're captured too!

He, only one thing we can
do: head for the hills!

The Marios are getting away.

Forget those
pipesqueak plumbers!

All I care about is gold!

My gold!

[grunting]

And you're gonna spend
the rest of your life,

digging for it!

[laughs]

[Mario:] Shhh!

Be quiet everybody.

If we're gonna
sneak back into town,

we don't wanna
make any--

Noise!

Doesn't matter how
much noise we make pard,

he.

Lonesome Mushroom, is empty.

But, where is everyone?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Wanna bet they're
down in the mine?

Koopa you stoopa!

Watch it with the Bob-ombs!

[laughs]

You miserable Mushrooms
aren't digging fast enough!

Bring me gold!

More gold!

Ahh.

What a rat!

Koopa's turned Toad and the
Mushroom miners into slaves.

We've got to put
a stop to this!

[Clem:] He, but how
Princess ma'am?

If only we had
some Fire Flowers,

we could super-up,
and cook Koopa's goose.

Fire Flowers?

I know where there's a
mine just plum full of Fire

Flowers.

Come on!

You sure this is the way
to the Fire Flower mine?

Sure is!

But first, we gotta go
through a tomato sauce mine.

Mmm.

There's never a noodle
around when you need one!

Funny you should
mention that, pard.

Got a vein of prime
pasta noodles right here.

[laughs]

Mamma mia!

Pastarrific!

No time for eating Mario!

Here's all the Fire
Flowers you'll ever need!

Couldn't we just take
a little pasta break?

Please, Mario!

Get Super now, eat later!

Faster than a vanishing clog!

More powerful than an
electric drain snake!

It's Super Mario!

And Super Luigi!

Well untie me and sell my hat!

[laughs]

Looks like you boys are
fittin' to do some Koopa

stomping!

This is the last
of the gold Koopa.

More, I want more!

More!

[laughs]

But there isn't any more!

Then you Mushroom
miners are in big trouble.

Dig, or I'm gonna--

Your claim
jumpin' days are over Koopa!

Yea, you're fired!

That's the way Mario!

Now I've got
something better than gold!

[gasps]

Help!

Mario!

Save me!

Don't be scared Princess!

[shudders]

I'm scared
enough for all of us.

I'm scared
enough for all of us.

[scream]

[gasp]

[scream]

Ahh, whoa!

Ahh!

Ahhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

[Princess:] If we make it
to that siding first,

we can get ahead of Koopa!

And stop him the hard way!

Great idea Princess!

Hey, stop that!

Get outta my way!

Did you say stop, Koopa?

Ahhh!

Oh no!

Yeow!

Yiiiiiipe!

There goes Claim Jump Koopa!

He's gonna land real
hard after this jump.

Yup!

And without a single
gold coin in his pocket.

The Mushroom
people get the mine,

and Koopa gets the shaft.

[laughter]

Hi Mario, I came over just
as soon as I got your call.

I mean Jim Lange man, thanks.

I really appreciate you
coming over I need your help.

No problem but, why do you
need the help of game show

host?

Well it's
something about my, my,

my brother Luigi I mean
something happened to him.

Well thanks for watching
friends and tune in next time

when our super double whammy
jackpot will total one hundred

zillion dollars,
and eighty cents.

Until then, see ya next time.

Geez I see why,
I'll try my best.

I remember, one time, there
was a contestant that came on--

B-b-but Jim, Jim, what
about my brother Luigi?

Oh yea, ok.

Excuse me.

Ah, Mr. Host?

Please, please, please, I must
remind all contestants not to

shout out their answers, you
must ring your bell in order

to be recognized.

Ring my bell?

Bzzzz.

I'm sorry sir but your
time has run out but,

we don't want you to
go away empty handed,

we've got some lovely
parting gifts for ya;

tell them about it Johnny.

This is gonna be
harder than I thought.

I'm sorry sir that's not the
right answer however you do

win the first two
hours in February,

all meals included.

I hope Jim Lange
can cure Luigi.

In the meantime,
let's watch some scenes,

from the next Legend of Zelda.

Ehhhhhhhh.

I'm afraid that
is incorrect Jim,

I am not a
plumber from Brooklyn,

that'll cost you five dollars.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Welcome, my future bride!

[laughs]

What!?

If you think I'm going
to marry you pigface,

you're-- [gasps]

Absolutely right,
I will marry Ganon.

Let the ceremony begin!

Yeoow!

Oof.

[gasp]

Let's face it, I'm good.

I can name that
tune in five notes.

Well I can name that
tune in four notes.

Oh yea?

Well I can name that
tune in three notes,

ha ha!

So name that tune
and shut up already.

Oh I just don't
know what to do Jim,

I can't believe I gotta go
through life with a brother

who constantly, checks index
cards for the correct answer.

Now don't worry Mario, we're
gonna figure out how to bring

Luigi back to
normal, just relax,

I've been in
tougher jams than this.

I remember, yea it was --

Jim, Jim, Jim, just a minute,
we don't got time for that.

I mean oh man, if only I would
have listened to my brother

Luigi, and fixed
the furnace myself;

none of this
would have happened!

Hey that's
right, I got an idea!

Mr. Game Show Host?

Are you ready with
your answer sir?

I believe that your
super duper jackpot furnace,

has b*rned out.

I do believe you're right, and
we can't allow that to happen.

No.

I'll get the furnace, would
you hold that for me sir?

Thank you.

Ah-ah-ah-ahh-choo!

Oof!

Luigi?

Luigi?

Are you ok?

Oh Luigi, are you in there?

I smell pizza!

He's cured!

Jim Lange!

I got smacked by Jim Lange!

Luigi!

Hi.

I can't believe it,
thanks Jim Lange!

You're the greatest game
show host in the world!

In the universe!

In the galaxy even!

Thank you, thank you Mario.

Hey, you know that reminds
me of a show we used to do,

and we used to say
goodbye in a special way.

Would you guys help me?

Sure!

Are you kidding me?

This is my dream!

Ok.

Jim Lange!

You guys help me do
this now, are you ready?

Yes sir.

Here we go, to say goodbye
to everybody out there.

Muah!

I'm sorry, but that's
not the right answer!

Oh no!

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪