01x48 - Flatbush Koopa/Opera

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

[snoring]

[woman singing off key]

What was that?

It sounded like a cat fight.

[Woman:] A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U,
A-E-I-O-U... and sometimes Y!

It's Mrs. Gammliss,
up in apartment C.

She thinks she's
an opera singer.

[Mrs. Gammliss:] The
children are crying,

the cattle is dying.

[moo]

Luigi, listen to what her
singing does to kids and cows.

Mrs. Gammliss: The
creature is dying [crash]

She's gonna sing
the whole opera,

what are we gonna do?

I'll tell ya what
we're gonna do Mario,

we're gonna pray
for intermission.

[Mrs. Gammliss:]
Crying, crying, crying!

[crashing]

[Mrs. Gammliss:]
Crying, crying!

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

[Mario:] Plumber's
log number , .

It was a great day in
the Mushroom Kingdom.

We'd finally
gotten rid of Koopa,

and his evil minions.

The Mushroom people were free,
and the Princess was back in

her castle.

It was time for me and Luigi,
to go back home to Brooklyn.

Thanks for scaring off Koopa!

You Mario Brothers are super!

Muah.

Muah.

I'm sure gonna miss you guys.

Don't cry Princess,
with this drainpipe open,

we can visit any time we want!

Yea!

Life without Koopa is
gonna be perfect as pasta.

Speaking of which Luigi, let's
go home to Mama's cookin'.

Brooklyn, New York,
U. S. of America.

We made it, Luigi!

Yea, look!

The tree that
grows in Brooklyn!

The Brooklyn Bridge!

And out there in the harbor,
holding up her torch--

The Statue of Kooperty!

The Statue of Kooperty?

What's that doin' here?

Stop, ya crook!

Take off your dumb disguise
and bring back that loot!

Whoa!

That was no disguise!

That was a real Koopa Troopa!

[laughs]

We're talking a major
disaster here Luigi!

It looks like Koopa
and his bad guys,

are infecting Brooklyn!

You mean it was all a trick?

He left the Princess'
land to take over ours?

Holy ravioli!

Yeah!

This could be the worst
badness he ever Koopatrated!

Come on!

We gotta find
him, and stop him!

Follow that Troopa!

[Mario:] Look!

The Koopa's goin'
to Coney Island!

[Luigi:] And there's a bunch
of Troopas already here!

Hey, what's that ugly fat
reptile doing with the Coney

Island sign?

[Mario:] It's Koopa!

[Luigi:] He's changing
Coney Island to Koopa Island!

That bum's got a nose
bigger than a schnozoler!

Hey fatso, get
back in the zoo!

Next thing we know, he'll be
changing Brooklyn to Kooplyn.

Naaah.

Not even stoopa
Koopa'd be that mean.

[Koopa:] Listen up, Troopas!

I want every
sign you can find,

changed from
Brooklyn, to Kooplyn!

Yes, your royal nastiness!

And when that's done,
we're gonna squash the Kooplyn

Bridge, capture the
rest of New York,

and make it New Koopa!

Koopa Island?

Kooplyn Bridge?

That slob's
ruininh civilization!

I'm goin' for the cops!

Close the doors!

Ah, just as I planned, The
Mario Brothers have arrived!

Now I'll flatten them worse
than I'll flatten Flatbush.

Bring me those
faucet freaks, now!

Hey!

Wait for us!

Don't worry guys, I'll be back
with the cops in three minutes!

And I'll expect a triple tip.

Koopa scepter, do your trick!

Turn that cabbie into bricks!

We're in for it now, Mario.

Yeah.

Now we'll never get a cab.

You suppose Koopa can turn
everybody in Brooklyn into

bricks?

[Koopa:] That's the
plan, plumb scum!

You Mario Brothers
ruined my evil schemes,

so I'm gonna ruin the
burg that you love best.

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Luigi!

Jump for your life!

Mario!

Wait for me!

Yeow, yeow!

Ahhhh!

Attention all Koopa units.

The Mario Brothers are on
the old roller coaster.

Give 'em a ride
they'll never forget!

Hey Mario, is this a
one way roller coaster?

Why?

Cause either them or us,
is heading the wrong way!

Now I know why they call
this an amusement park!

Nothing's more amusing
than mashing Mario Brothers!

[laughs]

Hit the brakes!

What brakes?

Put it in reverse gear!

There isn't any!

You got any more
good suggestions?

Yeah.

Bail out!

This isn't my idea, of
a welcome home party.

Yeah.

The only good thing so far
is, we got to ride the roller

coaster, without a ticket!

Well the Mario Brothers
finally made it back to

Brooklyn, just in time
for their own funeral!

[laughs]

If I'd have known, Brooklyn
was gonna be this scary,

I'd have stayed with
the Princess and Toad.

Look at it this way Luigi,

at least they're
safe in Mushroom Land!

[sigh]

It sure is peaceful now
that my kingdom is safe.

Sure is!

No Koopa to bother us.

No Troopas to fight off.

Are you as bored as I am Toad?

Mondo bored!

And I sure miss
Mario and Luigi.

Come on!

I've always wanted to
see the Brooklyn kingdom.

Keep running!

We can win this race!

Not when Koopa cheats!

End of the line, pipesqueaks!

If we stop, the
Troopa car will crush us!

If we keep running, those
Troopa spears will stick us.

So what do we do, Mario?

Mushroom power to the rescue!

Yeow!

I knew I should've
joined the Paratroopas.

They get parachutes.

Now Princess!

Whoa!

Sorry dudes.

We just found you guys, and
this was the only rescue we

could think of!

What're you doing in Brooklyn?

Life isn't the same
without you guys!

That's for sure!

Well, you better get back
to the Mushroom Kingdom!

With Koopa here in Brooklyn,
things are really stinky!

We're staying, Mario!

You saved my
homeland from Koopa!

Now Toad and I will
help you save yours!

That's what you think ya
miserable Mushroom monarch!

Koopa!

You and Brooklyn have
seen your last days.

What do ya suppose
he means by that?

[Koopa:] Ok Troopas.

Here's the new Koopa plan:

first, you Bob-ombs are gonna
blow up this Brooklyn Bridge.

[cheering]

The Princess and the Mario
Brothers will be trapped,

and we can take step two.

Turn every citizen of
Brooklyn into bricks.

[clapping]

Hold your applause.

I know it's a genius idea,
but I have them all the time.

And then what happens,
your Royal Repulsiveness?

I crown myself the
King of Kooplyn,

and I make all the laws.

No plumbers, no
pasta, no Princesses,

and Brooklyn
accents are not allowed.

[cheering]

It's a good thing we
found Koopa before

he got away with all that.

Don't worry Princess, he
won't get away with anything!

Come on, Luigi!

[cheering]

[yelling]

Whoa, whoaaa!

Mama mia!

Huh?

Ahh!

Ahhhh!

Come on!

The only way we
can save Brooklyn,

is to make Koopa chase us
back to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Hey Koopa!

If ya want your
scepter, come and get it!

[grunts]

Mario!

Let go of that Bob-omb!

It's not time, Luigi!

Mario!

Let go of that Bob-omb!

It's still not time!

Ok Luigi, it's time!

Hey!

What's the big idea?

You're stuck back in
the Mushroom Kingdom,

Koopa stoopa!

And Brooklyn is safe!

Way to go, Mario!

Ya forgot one thing
plumber, you're stuck with me!

Yeaaaa!

I guess somedays, even
Super Mario can't think of

everything.

Luigi!

Huh?

Haven't you got
that unclogged yet?

You've been workin'
on that for days!

I know, I know, it's
tough but I got it,

I got it, here we go.

Ahh.

Plumber's slinky.

Is that it?

No, I don't think
so, but I got it.

Hang on, I got it!

I got it!

Ahh!

Will you look at that, a fish!

It's amazing what some people
will throw in the toilet,

and they can't figure
out, why it don't work.

[laughs]

[Mrs. Gammliss singing]

[growling]

How do you like that Mario?

Even the Radigator is upset.

That does it, I
can't take this anymore!

Mrs. Gammliss,
can you hear me?

Yes Marioooooo!

Could you please
sing a little quieter?

My brother and I are
tryin' to live down here!

I am sorry Mario,

but tough stuff!

I must practice my singing,
or my voice will not grow

stroooooooooooong!

Yo, Mario, do me a favour huh?

Next time you go to the store,
stock up on paper cups huh?

Geez what a mess.

Look at this.

I'm gonna k*ll that lady.

Geez.

[growling]

[Mrs. Gammliss singing scales]

While we try and hold
things together down here,

why don't you watch these
scenes from the next Legend of

Zelda.

[crash]

Wow.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Ahhh!

Ugh!

The door won't open.

Link?

Can you hear me?

Link!

You don't have to shout.

Ahh!.

Ahh!

Got you.

Ugh, ugh!

Don't give me that look Link,
just do something will you?

Link?

What?

Where is he?

Right here!

Ahhhhhh!

Pretty shabby
sword play Princess.

Huh?

Well you weren't much help.

Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!

I happen to be a
ghost at the moment.

I've got an idea.

If it doesn't work
we're gonna have to move.

Yea, do you think
Australia is far enough?

[Mrs. Gammliss:] I
sing, I sing, I sing!

All the time, the
time, the time!

♪ Please Mrs. Gammliss, stop
practicing your singing! ♪

♪ Our brains are oatmeal,
and our ears are ringing! ♪

[Mrs. Gammliss:] I
hear you Mario!

You boys are going crazy.

You'll get sh*t in
the leg, my dear.

Me me me me me me me me me!

Me me me me me me
me me me me me me!

[crash]

[growling]

[crash]

[Mrs. Gammliss:] Stop!

Please, stop singing!

Everything is
falling apart up here!

We'll stop singing if
you stop Mrs. Gammliss!

[Mrs. Gammliss:] Ok,
I'll stay away from it.

[laughter]

Bravo maestro!

Yo Mario, now that's
what I call opera.

Yo!

[laughs]

I didn't know you
could sing that good.

I have a voice.

Oh boy, that's terrific.

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪