(MINIONS BABBLING)
Come-ay, come-ay.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) It's the critic!
Champagne, sir?
Oh.
(GLASS BREAKING)
(MINIONS GIGGLING, BABBLING)
Macaroon!
Come-ay, come-ay.
Uninteresting.
Uncouth.
(SCOFFS)
(BLEATING)
Unsophisticated.
Unappetizing.
(GROANING)
(MINIONS GIGGLE)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WHOOSHING)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(GRUNTS, SIGHS WEARILY)
What is... What is this?
(GROANS SOFTLY)
This is the greatest artist
I have ever seen!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay.
(LAUGHING)
(CAR SCREECHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUMPING)
Scrumptious!
(SPLATTERING)
Whoo-hoo.
(CAR SCREECHING)
Whoo-hoo.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLATTERING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(BLEATING)
(GRUNTS)
Hey, come-ay, come-ay.
(GRUNTS)
(MINION GRUNTING)
Ugh!
Predictable!
(OTHERS SCOFFING)
(GASPS) No! No, no!
(PANTING, BABBLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MINION GRUNTING)
(EXHALES)
(expl*si*n)
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
Ouch.
(THUDS)
(OTHERS CLAMORING)
You're through.
Kiki?
(DOG BARKS, WHIMPERS)
(GASPS) Now this is
the greatest artist
I have ever seen!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Wait, wait! Wait a minute!
Just a minute!
(SIGHS)
(MINION BABBLING)
(GASPS) You are the greatest
interpretive dancer
I have ever seen!
(CAR SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(CAR SCREECHING)
(MINION EXCLAIMING)
(SIGHS)
Post Modern Minion (2022)
Moderator: Maskath3