03x02 - The N-Men

[bunniefuu]

Gotta Blast!

♪ From here to the stars,
Fueled by Candy Bar's ♪

♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪

♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪

( barks )

♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪

♪ This is the theme song ♪

♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪

( mechanical whirring )

( barks )

( yells )

Engines down! Losing power!
Abandon ship!

You're enjoying
that massage chair

a little too much.

Set boosters on "Lower back"!
Engage!

Thanks for taking us
miniature golfing
on Mercury, Jimmy.

Hey, you want some of
my extra orange juice

my mom packed me?

Thanks, Carl...

( gulping loudly )

but we're not home yet.

I still have to steer us

past the Van Patten
Radiation Belt.

Ha! Neutron probably
thought the low gravity

would throw off my backswing.

Wrong! As usual.

Hey! How about
instead of bragging,

you thank me for
inviting you along
at all?

You're right, Jimmy.

Thank you... for letting me
kick your butt on the back nine!

What is your problem,
Vortex?

What's your problem?

Oh, I think you do
have a problem.

( arguing over each other )

It's so hard to digest
when they argue like that.

( belches )

All this space travel
has given me a zit!

( groans )

I need vanishing cream.

You can't admit that
I smoke you in athletics.

Oh, yeah?
You want to go right now?

Bring it on, Brain Boy!

( both grunting )

( buzzing )

( belches )

I need more vanishing cream.

I got to get me one of these!

( grunts louder )

Getting angry,
Neutron?

( alarm continues buzzing )

( belches in slow motion )

( slowly ):
What's...

( then normally ):
happening?

We flew straight into
the Van Patten Radiation Belt!

Systems are off line!

Hold on, everyone!

( all scream )

( crashes )

( steam hissing )

Everybody okay?

Yeah, except for my head
and my trick knee.

My scapula, though,
surprisingly seems fine.

That could've been bad.

Exposure to
Van Patten rays
has been known

to cause weird
mutations.

Fortunately, there doesn't seem

to be any adverse
side effects.

( both gasp )

What?

Dude, that is
one wicked sunburn.

Huh? Holy Heisenberg!

This isn't sunburn.

The Van Patten rays
altered my skin pigment!

CINDY:
Hey! A little
help over here?

( boys gasp )

Cindy, the rays
affected you, too!

So I'm super-strong.

I'm still not going
to hold this thing all day!

( fuselage whooshes )

( fuselage whistles,
then crashes )

( shrieks )

This is all very interesting,

but I need to find the
Little Crash Survivors' Room.

What'd I miss?

Sheen, the rays have
given you the power

to vibrate
at super-fast speed!

Sweet! But I think
they also shrunk my bladder.

Excuse me.

Wait a minute.

Where's Libby?

LIBBY:
Open your eyes,
girlfriend.

I'm right
in front of you.

( all shriek )

Hey, I was invisible.

Cool!

I don't feel so good.

( belches loud
and thunderously )

You know, Milwaukee has
very clean rest rooms.

JIMMY:
I think I see what happened.

You all got super powers
based on what you were doing

when the Van Patten rays hit.

And you just
turned orange?

How lame is that!

It's not lame!

Maybe my cells store
massive amounts

of vitamin C or something.

( sniffs )

Mmm. He does have a
pleasing, fruity aroma.

( both laugh )

Guys, get serious.

We've all been endowed
with incredible power.

And I say we use that
power to att*ck Tokyo!

Guys, come on--
pick up the pace.

Sheen's right!

Except for the part about Tokyo.

We have been given
incredible power.

But we should use it
to fight crime.

Why didn't I think of that?

You mean...
become superheroes?

I hate to admit it,
but that would be cool.

I can fight crime,
but I have to be home by 5:30.

Stack hands, everyone.

We need to make
a solemn vow.

Let those who
do evil beware!

From this day forth,
we shall be known

as the Fantastic League of
Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!

Excuse me?

And Two Girls.

( humming softly )

♪ Yeah. ♪

( humming )

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

JIMMY:
Bad move,
citizen.

Huh?

Failing to separate
your recyclables

is a Class 7 misdemeanor.

Who are you?

( sniffs ):
Why do you smell all fruity?

Who am I?

I'm your worst nightmare.

N-Men, assemble!

Invisible Sister
present!

Vibrating Lad
ready for battle!

( panting ):
Can Burp Boy sit
down for a minute?

Special Girl reporting!

By the way, Neutron,

who said you could issue
a corny battle cry?

And where do you
come up with "N-Men"?

"N" for Neutron.

I am the team's
brainy leader.

In your dreams,
Oompah-Loompah Boy!

Cop a squat and watch how
real superheroes get it done.

( Jimmy screams )

( grunts )

The town's been invaded
by pint-sized freaks!

I'm out of here!

Halt, recycling violator!

Uh-oh.

( belches thunderously )

( crashes )

( screams )

What'd I miss?

You weirdos are a menace!

I'm calling the authorities.

That's what I'll do.

You guys have got to learn
to control your powers better!

Cool your jets, Tangelo Face.

You better quit mocking me,
or you're going to regret it!

What are you going to do,
stain me?

Come on, guys.

We've got
the hang of this now.

( meows )

Down, kitty!

Kitty, get down!

( meows in alarm )

( cat screeches )

Glad you're getting
the hang of it.

( meows angrily )

( woman screams )

( car passengers scream )

Sheen, you've got
to learn better control!

Right after I learn
to drink less fluids.

( grunts )

LIBBY:
Cross at the green;
not in between, chump.

( shrieks )

( horn blows )

( Libby gasps )

( belches )

( crashing )

Oh, man, I miss all the fun!

Guys, we're doing
more harm than good.

We have to schedule
some practice sessions.

Listen, William of Orange,

I've had enough
of this "we" business.

You know what
your power is?

Super irritation!

I'm warning you, Vortex.

Quit riding me!

That does it!

I'm going to enjoy this!

What the...

( Cindy screams )

( muffled ):
Help, Jimmy!

( blades whirring )

( man laughing )

Gotcha!

Stand down, you kids!

That's them,
all right!

They call themselves
the N-Men!

Actually, we prefer

the Fantastic League
of Justice-Bringing Aven....

and Two Girls!

( both scream )

( yells )

( muffled shouting )

General, what do you think
you're doing?

We're taking these dangerous
mutants to a secure facility!

For the rest of their
freak-show lives, yeah!

You'll have to take me, too!

( all laugh )

That's a good one.

You better head back to the
pumpkin patch, little fella.

All right, men, move them out!

( muffled shouting )

JIMMY:
I won't let them keep you
locked up, guys!

I'll figure out a way
to free you-- I promise!

GENERAL:
Welcome to Area 86--

the most secure facility
in the country.

And don't get
any ideas about escaping.

That dome is solid carbonium.

Make yourselves at home.

You're going to be here
for a long time.

Jimmy was right.

We got locked up,

because we didn't learn
to control our powers.

Then maybe it's time
we start learning!

Who's up for a little
super-power practice?

( barks )

I know, Goddard.

I can't stop working.

I'm still missing
one last ingredient

for my super-power antidote.

If only this mutant gene
wasn't so hard to cr*ck.

Maybe if I tried
a submolecular scan.

Oh, no, it can't be!

Their powers are burning up
their metabolisms!

Their life forces will be
drained in six hours!

Got to work faster!

( sparks buzz )

No, no, no!

Now I'll never find a cure
in time!

Why do I even care?

All they did was mock me!

Especially Cindy!

She makes me so angry!

( crashes )

( barks in alarm )

If only I'd gotten
a cool super power, too.

Then I'd make her pay!

I'd make them all pay!

( growls )

What's wrong with me?

Feeling strange...

( voice becoming deeper ):
thoughts cloudy...

image of Cindy burning
in my brain!

( roaring )

( in deep, frightening voice ):
Jimmy did get super power!

Now Jimmy strong!

Now Jimmy smash!

( roars )

Listen to me, people--

we can't let the army
keep our babies

in that horrible Area 86!

Yeah, it's probably crawling
with germs

and all sorts of allergens!

My Cindy's too delicate.

She can't do hard time.

And my poor Libby doesn't
have a thing to wear!

What's wrong with everyone?

These aren't kids.

They're mutated freaks!

They destroyed
half the town, yeah.

( all shouting in agreement )

I say keep 'em there!

No Muties! No Muties!

( crowd joins in ):
No Muties! No Muties!
No Muties...

They're not freaks.

They're the same
darling children

we've always known
and loved.

That's right!

Take our Jimbo,
for instance.

Okay, he's orange now,
but he'd never hurt a fly.

Can I just say one thing?

Pie truck!

( crowd screaming )

( Jimmy growling )

Where is blonde girl?

Jimmy smash blonde girl!

Merciful heavens--
that's... that's our Jimmy!

There's something
different about him.

Looks like he's been
working out.

( grunting )

( crowd screaming )

JUDY:
Jimmy, stop!

You don't know
what you're doing!

I think he does,
Sugarbooger--

look at those abs.

You been lifting
the free weights, son?!

M-m-mom?

D-dad?

That's right, darling.

We want to help.

I'm willing to spot you.

What do you bench,
3,000, 4,000 pounds?

( growling )

Take that, you miserable
mistake of nature-- yeah!

( Jimmy grunts )

No, don't!

You're only making
him angry.

Come on, let's show that
orange bozo we mean business!

Yeah!

( grunting )

( mob shouting )

( Jimmy roaring )

( mob screaming )

You mock Jimmy, too!

Now Jimmy smash!

Jimmy smash you all!

( roaring )

Practicing with our powers
was a great idea, Cindy.

Who knew I could also generate
an invisible force field?

And who knew I could
actually fly?

My strength
must have supercharged

every cell in my body!

And I no longer have

embarrassing bladder-control
problems!

I was holding that in for hours!

Carl, why haven't you tried
to perfect your super belches?

I'm scared to, for my burps
are way too dangerous.

But, Carl,
your destructive potential is

part of the reason we love you.

Do you not understand?!

No more spicy food
or carbonated beverages!

I've got to guard against
even the slightest hiccup!

You mean no more chalupas?

I feel your pain, dude.

( jets roaring )

Hey, what's going on?

It looks like
those jets

are headed for
downtown Retroville.

Hmm...

This would be
a good time

to use my new
super vision.

( crowd screaming and shouting )

Guys, there's some kind
of rampaging orange monster

tearing up the town!

Orange-- let's see...

Who do we know that's orange?

Nope, drawing a blank.

( crowd screaming )

( Jimmy grunting and growling )

Run, puny humans!

Run, or Jimmy will crush you!

( grunts, growls )

( roars )

( bellowing )

PILOT:
Mayday! Mayday! Need backup!

Returning to base to regroup.

Jet mock Jimmy!

Jimmy crush jet!

( growls )

Guys, I think that orange
rampaging monster is Neutron!

Those rays must have had
a delayed reaction on him.

We got to do something.

The army might
really hurt him.

All I did
was make fun of him,

and he still promised
to help us.

We have to help him.

Come on!

Come on!

SHEEN:
Let's go!

You freaks aren't
helping anyone.

Make sure these kids
stay put.

You, Baldy-- open those
big slidey doors.

I love that!

Puny jet get away.

Jimmy crush it later.

( yelps )

Jimmy thirsty.

Snap out of it, Jimmy!

These powers are sapping
your friends' life forces.

Get a hold of yourself,
or they're all doomed!

( rocket whooshing;
expl*si*n, Jimmy grunts )

( growling )

Take him down, men!

( snarling and growling )

( g*n servo whirring )

Okay, just like
we planned.

( both screaming )

( grunt )

Cool, I can make
other people invisible, too!

You're up, Cindy.

( straining, grunting )

( panting )

Wow, that carbonium's
hard stuff.

I can't get through.

( alarm begins blaring )

That's not a good sound.

( laser zapping )

Get behind my force field!

Carl, use your burp!

We've got to get through
that dome!

I can't-- I haven't had
any spicy food for three days.

Sounds like you need
a super churning!

( Carl shouting )

( gulps )

Stand back.

( expl*sive, echoing belch )

( dome shattering )

CINDY:
Let's go!

( snarling )

( screaming )

Batter up!

He's too strong-- look out!

CINDY:
Gotcha!

You?!

Call off your troops!

We're the only ones

who can handle this.

N-Men, assemble!

CARL ( panting ):
Can I at least get
roller skates

or something?

I guess I don't
have a choice.

He's all yours, N-Men!

Thank you, sir!

Brave kids.

Hey, if we get lucky,
they'll destroy each other.

( snarls )

We're here
to help you!

If you don't surrender,

the army's going to kick
your orange butt!

Jimmy knows blonde girl.

Blonde girl always
make fun of him.

This time, Jimmy smash.

ALL:
Whoa...!

( roars )

Jimmy's really mad, Cindy.

Maybe he'd calm down if
you tried being a little nicer.

Maybe you're right.

Oh, why start now?

N-Men, att*ck!

Prepare for defeat
from my super-fast
punches!

But we'll still be
best friends, right?

SHEEN:
Whoa...!

Can we do that again?

Get a hold of yourself.

If they keep using
their powers,

they'll burn up their life
force and be gone forever.

( grunting and straining )

Where blonde girl go?

You're invisible
now, Cindy!

Let him have it!

CINDY:
Thanks, Libs!

( Jimmy, Cindy grunting )

He's all yours, Carl!

( straining )

I got nothing.

( growling groggily )

Uh-oh.

Quick, Sam--
I need a bottle
of Heavy Seltzer Water!

No way, freak-boy.

That's what I use to make
my Atomic Fizzies, yeah.

Hey, that's
a buck-eighty!

( growling )

Phew, I got to start
going to the gym.

Carl, catch!

Sam's Heavy Seltzer?

Sheen, no,
it's too dangerous!

( Jimmy grunting )

( roaring )

( shouting )

( snarling )

Carl, hurry!

( gurgling )

( expl*sive belch )

( belch echoing, rumbling )

Great merciful jellybean!

CINDY:
Good work, Carl.

( panting ):
Now, let's get him
back to the lab and...

( Cindy grunts )

What happened?

So weak...

I feel all woozy.

My speed,
my bladder control--

they're both gone.

It's like the life is
being drained out of us.

( panting, grunting )

JIMMY:
Blonde girl and friends
weak now.

But Jimmy still strong!

Blonde Girl never nice
to Jimmy!

Nice...

Maybe Carl was right.

It's our only hope.

Now Jimmy make her stop
talking forever!

( growling )

Jimmy, wait!

I'm sorry--
truly, sincerely sorry.

What blonde girl say?

You don't deserve to have
me make fun of you.

You're a great guy.

You're smart and...
and talented....

Blonde girl try
to trick Jimmy!

No, I swear!

I know I'm always
mean to you,

but I do it
so you won't notice
my real feelings.

The truth is, well,
I sort of... secretly... luh...

luh... luh...

( groans )

Secretly what?

Like?

Loathe?

Love?

Blonde girl try
to be nice to Jimmy.

Maybe she not so bad after all.

Maybe... ( groaning )

( groaning )

I... I'm myself again.

Cindy, how did you do it?

Oh, no!

Their life forces
are almost gone!

Wait a minute.

Sam's Heavy Seltzer-- of course.

It absorbs radiation.

Got to get these guys
back to the lab quick.

I'd like to thank everyone
for their support--

especially Sam--

whose Heavy Seltzer completed
my de-mutation formula.

You owe me a buck-eighty!

We should all be back
to normal in a matter of days.

( crowd cheering )

But though we lose our power,

still we shall grapple
with evil,

for we are the Fantastic League
of Justice-bringing People

Who Avenge Stuff
and...

( belches loudly )

( squawks )

Thank you for your time.

Good night.

CARL:
Does anyone have a soothing
tummy lozenge?

( saying "Hi,
I'm Paul" backwards )

JIMMY:
Got to blast!