01x05 - Pizza/Magic/Cleaning

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[straining]

[confused babbling]

Hmm.

[water trickling]

[delighted babbling]

Heh...


-[water gushing]
-[Ixbee screams]


-[thud]
-Mah...


-[whizzing]
-[grunting]

[birds chirping]

[intrigued muttering]

[sputters]

[grumbles angrily]

[all] Oh.

[inquiring babbling]


-[mutters]
-[beeping]

[curious babbling]


-[instructing]
-[Ixbee] Ooh!

[whizzing]

Hup! Ma maa!

[nervously] Muh!

[babbles playfully]

[grunting with effort] Hi
-ya!

[babbles proudly]

[impressed babbling]

[forceful grunt]

[whizzing]

[cracking]

[alarmed gasps]

[worried muttering]

Mee mee meep.

[discouraged whimpers]

[questioning babbling]

[mutters]


-[beeping]
-Hmm?

Oh
-ho!

[Ixbee] Ah!

[babbles excitedly]


-Mee moop.
-[babbles]

[all] Ooh!

[crashing]

Oof!

[rumbling]

[grunting with effort]

[rumbling]

[all] Ah...

[babbling]

[beeping]

[babbles excitedly]

[grunting with effort]


-Hmm.
-[mutters]

[beeping]

[fascinated babbling]


-Oh.
-Ooh!

[meeps thoughtfully]


-[mutters]
-Meep.

[babbling]

Ah
-hem... Mee
-mo.

[meeps informatively]


-[thud]
-Mee mo ma?


-[mutters]
-Ah
-ha.

[babbles excitedly]

Mee moo ma... Mee
-mo! Ma!

[clanging]

Meep ay... Mee
-mo!

[mutters]

[babbles happily]

[clinking]

[grumbles]

[metallic jangling]

[rattling]

[panicked grunts]

[loud thumping]

Uh! [meeps frantically]

[vibrating groans]


-Ooh!
-[mutters]


-[exhilarated squeals]
-[loud thumping]


-[plummeting screams]
-[loud crash]

[anxiously] Mah mip?

[grumbles wearily]

[grunts]

[quizzical babbling]

[mutters skeptically]

Ah
-ha!


-[violent grunts]
-[slamming]

Oh...

Ha?

[Ixbee] Ooh.

[mutters]

[babbling]

[Meep] Ooh...


-[babbles excitedly]
-[whirling]


-Hey hey, ho ho!
-[high
-speed whirling]

[clanking]

[both gasp]

[frenzied] Ho hip hey! Ho ho!

[puzzled babbling]


-[heavy plop]
-[muffled babbling]

[mutters suggestively]

[babbling]

[grunting with effort]

[Ixbee babbles softly]

Mm
-hmm. [mutters approvingly]

[cheerful babbling]


-[babbles suggestively]
-[both] Blegh!

[whines]

[squeals carelessly]

Hmm.

[chomps]

[devouring gobbles]

[appalled gasps]

[gulps noisily]

[exhales painfully]

[pants desperately]


-[rumbling]
-Wuh
-oh!

[alarmed babbling]

[intense rumbling]

[forcefully expels gas]

[whooshing fire]

[mutters]

[sighing] Ah.


-[annoyed muttering]
-Oh.

Ah?

[rapid babbling]

[cheering]

[echoing clang]

[angry muttering]

[muttering sighs]

[startled babbles]

[joyous babbling]

Oh!

[excited babbling]

[eagerly] Mee mo!

[huffing]

Hey... Oh!


-[thump]
-[all] Whoa!

Hmm.

[delighted babbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers throughout the known universe.

Earlier today, this intrepid reporter experienced the hottest toy on Earth:

Pizza! Featuring crispy crusts, gooey toppings and razor
-sharp edges,

able to cut through even the toughest of obstacles.

Play with your friends or play by yourself.

Pizza. Super fun for the whole family!

Warning: Pizzas may cause serious bodily injury,

may destroy clothes, statues and trees of all varieties. Please use caution.

I'm Ixbee, reporting from

the most delicious and dangerous planet in the universe:

Earth!

[astonished babbling]

Oh! [meeps interestedly]

Ah.

[chomps loudly]

Oh!

Beep.


-[mutters]
-[confused babbling]

[babbles instructively]

[chomping]

[both] Oh!

[delighted babbling]

[beeping]

[cheerful muttering]

[chomping]


-[beeping]
-Beep beep beep.

[frantic muttering]


-[rapid beeping]
-[grumbles angrily]

[expl*si*n]

[both] Oh!

[disappointed] Ah!

[babbles cheerily]

[grunting with effort]


-[electric zapping]
-[shrieking]

[babbles reassuringly]

[mutters]

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]


-Ah
-ha!
-Ooh!

[amazed babbling]

Mm... Hmm. Mm
-hmm.

Ah
-ha! Oh?

[confused babbling]

[orders grumpily]

[babbles fearfully]

[mutters hesitantly]

[babbles happily]


-[mutters quizzically]
-Hmm.


-[gasps] Meep mo!
-[mutters]

[puzzled babbling]

[babbles happily]

[both] Hmm.

[children playing in the distance]

Ooh
-ah!

[babbles excitedly]

[ordering]

[both] Ooh!


-[grunting with effort]
-Ah!

[puzzled muttering]

[startled babbling]

Ma mee mo... Ma meep mo!

[excited babbling]

[puzzled muttering]

Ah, meep mo!

[forcefully] Meep mo!

[discouraged muttering]

Mee mee ma...

...meep mo!

[babbles happily]

[sneezes]

Ooh!

[garbled babbling]

[sighs heavily] Ooh!

[slurping]

[stomach rumbling]

[farting]

Ah! [exclaims joyously]

[mutters searchingly]

[grunting with effort]

Mee mo? Oh...

Mee mo? [plummeting scream]

[mutters inquisitively]

Hmm. [chomping]

[thumping]

[gasps of relief]

[babbles with joy]

[giddy babbling]

Oh...

Hmm. [curious babbling]

Ooh.

Meh...


-[grunting with effort]
-[clanking]

[grunting]

[panicked babbling]

[frantic hollering]

[thudding]

[mutters gently]

[screams hysterically]

[breathes shakily]

[babbles casually]

[startled muttering]


-[relieved babbling]
-Huh?

[clears throat]

[grumbles]

[mutters]

[beeping]

[babbles instructively]

[eager babbling]

Mee moo ma!


-[babbles excitedly]
-[mutters]

Ah
-ha!


-Mee mo map.
-[steel scraping]

Meep mo.

Mee mee mee mee.

[babbles happily]

[babbles suggestively]

[Meep] Ba daa!

[astonished mutters]


-Diggle, diggle, diggle!
-[Ixbee giggles]

[mutters]


-Huh?
-[babbling]

[thud]


-Hmm.
-Uh...

[grumbles]

[grunting with effort]

[panicked babbling]

[mutters instructively]


-[Ixbee objects frantically]
-[escalating babbling]

[crashing]

[moaning]


-[grumbling]
-[babbling]

Mee moh mo!

[Ixbee pants]

[English voiceover] Greetings, masses of the multiverse.

Tonight: Teleportation.

The science of instantaneously transporting something

from one location to another.

Child's play? Sure, for us. But for humans, not so much.

It's this reporter's conclusion that human technology

has a very long way to go before they perfect teleportation.

How do I know this?

Well, let's just say

a reporter always does his research.

This is Ixbee, from the planet

that still has to physically move objects

from one place to another:

Earth.

[munching]


-Ah.
-Ooh.

[vacuum whizzing]


-[grumbles]
-[tin cans clinking]

[mutters tiredly]

[vacuum whizzing]

Hmm.

[mutters softly]

[chomping loudly]

[mutters angrily]

[both] Hmm.

[Ixbee] Hmm.

[decisive babbling]

[purring]

[babbles excitedly]

[disapproving mutters]

Ah
-ha!

[Ixbee] Mee mo ma.


-[popping]
-[meowing]


-[hissing]
-[startled scream]


-[cheers happily]
-[enraged shouts]


-[meowing]
-[disappointed whining]


-[popping]
-[meowing]

[babbling]

[beep]

[popping]

[all] Ooh...

[intrigued babbling]

Uh... Bep?

[confused muttering]

Mm... Bep?

Mee mo?

[babbles excitedly]

[eager babbling]

[mutters instructively]

[Ixbee screams]

[disapproving mutters]

[mutters uncertainly]

Eh...

[babbles eagerly]


-[mutters]
-Uh
-huh.


-Hey.
-Mey.


-[expl*si*n]
-[violent coughing]

[mutters]

[grumbles annoyingly]


-Ah
-ha!
-[mutters]


-[vacuum whizzes]
-Ooh!

[contently] Mee mo ma.

[clunking]

[loud whirring]

[puzzled babbling]

Ah
-ha!

[babbles cheerily]

[mutters]


-Mee mo ma.
-Mm.

[grumbling]

[mutters questioningly]


-[babbles suggestively]
-Hmm?

[upbeat instrumental music]

[inspired babbling]

[rapid quaking]

[vibrating mutters]

[panicked yelps]

[muffled yelling]

[panting] Ooh!


-[twinkling]
-Ooh, mee ma ma!

[impressed mutters]


-[squeaking]
-[both] Whoa!

[babbling]


-[quizzical babbling]
-[squeaking]


-[frustrated grunts]
-[squeaking]

[clanging]

[sighs heavily]

[babbles suggestively]

[Ixbee] Ooh!


-[mutters decisively]
-Mee ma.

[undulating screams]

[frantic babbling]

[buzzing]


-[screaming]
-[squeaking]

[discouraged sighs]


-Mee ma.
-[mutters]

[grunting with effort]

Aw.

[panting]

[squeaking]

[grunting with effort]

[cautiously] Mee ma ma.


-[Ixbee] Mee ma ma!
-[popping]

[surprised babbling]

[exclaims excitedly]

[frightened muttering]


-Bap!
-[beeping]

[anxious meeps]


-[babbles curiously]
-[beeping]


-[whizzing]
-Oh!

[roaring whooshing]

[alarmed babbling]

[gasps] Oh!

[clunking]


-[inaudible babbling]
-[clunking]

[muffled scream]

[plop]


-[grunting with effort]
-Mee mo ma map.

[loud buzzing]


-[blasting noise]
-[queasy muttering]

[chomping]

[all] Mah.

[beeping]


-Mye mye!
-[popping]

[popping]

[woman gasps]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life forms across the cosmos.

Wherever you go in the universe, you'll find that most species

aren't very concerned about the mess they make.

Humans, however, are so proud of their mess

that they even build devices to collect and store it.

This advanced mass storage, allows them to take

their mess with them from room to room,

or later, at a time and place of their convenience,

share that mess with friends.

But for everyone's enjoyment,

the humans have created immense galleries

at which to display the finest of their messes.

This is Ixbee, reporting on the greatest mess in the universe:

Earth.