02x05 - Baby Shower/Yard Sale/Aquarium

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[excited babbling]

[intrigued babbling]

[Pixbee] Mee moo, mee moo!

[clanking]

[Ixbee exclaiming excitedly]

[footsteps clanking]

[contented sighing]

[Ixbee babbling eagerly]

[Pixbee] Meh moo moo?


-[cash register dinging]
-[Ixbee] Ah.

[curious babbling]

[delighted babbling]

Mo ma mee?

Mah!


-[disconcerted babbling]
-[tapping]

[groaning]

[slurping]

Mm. [lip
-smacking]

[slurping]

Mm. [lip
-smacking]

[burping] Mm.

[frenzied chugging]


-Huh?
-[bewildered muttering]

[intense slurping continues]

[chewing] Mm.

[confused garbling]


-[squishing]
-Hmm.

[contentedly] Ah!

Ha!

[frenzied chugging]

[concerned muttering]

Oh!

[forceful belching] Uh ah.

[distorted belching] Heh!

Huh.

[rhythmic belching] Heh eh eh eh.

[astounded babbling]

[beeping]

[Ixbee slurping]

[slurping continues]

[puzzled muttering]

[Squee gasping]

Uh... meh meh meep.

[intense slurping]

[distraught whispering]

[beeping]

[pensive muttering]


-[panicked stammering]
-[intense slurping]

[uneasy rambling]

[beeping]

[frantic muttering]

[exclaiming in horror]

[perturbed shouting]


-Ma?
-Mah!


-[exclaiming joyously]
-[moaning]

[explaining]


-[ordering sternly]
-Oh wee!


-[elated babbling]
-[murmuring soothingly]


-Hmm...
-Ah ha.


-[Pixbee] Mah!
-[Ixbee] Mee mo ma?

[dismissive babbling]

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Ma ma may mama?


-Hmm...
-[contemplative babbling]


-[beeping]
-[Squee] Uh... ah.

[satisfied babbling]

[clanking]

[zapping]

[Pixbee, rhythmically] Ah yie yie yie yo.

[crunching]

[grunting] Oh.

[concerned babbling]


-[soothingly] Meep ma, mah mah.
-[contented sighing]


-[impressed babbling]
-Ah!

[triumphant cheering]

Ma meep, ma ma ma. [clapping]


-[congratulatory babbling]
-[proud babbling]

[both] Uh...


-Uh... uh.
-Hmm.

[shrieking]


-[soft babbling]
-[chair whirring]


-Wah!
-[crackling]


-[chomping]
-[gently] Ma ma.

[muffled babbling]

[pensive muttering]

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]

[echoing] Ah!


-Ma meep?
-[echoing] Mep moo!


-Doink.
-[popping]


-[Ixbee, feverishly] Zigga zigga zigga!
-[chiseling]

[Pixbee] Zigga zigga ziggah!

[Squee] Doink.


-[popping]
-[squealing triumphantly] Wah!

[Pixbee] Mah, ma ma.

[inquisitive babbling]

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]

[chomping]


-[Pixbee] Ah.
-[muffled babbling]


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[beeping]


-[popping]
-[roaring]

[gasping]

Ah!

[frenzied shouting]

[ferocious snarling]


-[ordering sternly] Doink!
-[whining reluctantly]

[agitatedly] Doink!


-[disappointedly] Beep.
-[popping]

Mome.

[relieved sighing]

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[Squee] Doink.


-Mof mee?
-[popping]


-[Ixbee] Mof mama.
-[Pixbee squealing delightedly]

[muttering]

[inhaling deeply]

[forceful blowing]

[gasping breathlessly]

[thudding]

[calmly] Meep mo mama, meep mo ma.

[straining]


-Wah?
-[moaning in pain]


-[snapping]
-Oh!


-[crashing]
-Oh.


-[hostile grumbling]
-[patting]


-Oh.
-[cooing soothingly]

Meep mo ma.

[breathing steadily]

[determined shouting]

[blowing forcefully]

Ha ha!


-[popping]
-[crashing]

[cheering] Ah ho!

Meep mo ma mo?

[weakly] Mef mo ma.

Meef mo. Oh... [straining]

Ha, meem. [inhaling deeply]

[gagging]


-[gulping] Ah.
-Wuh.

[echoing rambling]

[Ixbee screaming]


-[knowledgeable muttering]
-Uh
-huh.

[concerned babbling]

[Pixbee] Ha ha ha! Ba bo!

[cheerful babbling]

[Pixbee giggling]

[beeping]

[excited babbling]

[cheerfully] Dah doo!

[cheerful babbling]

Mep ma mo!

[grateful babbling]


-[gagging] Ho
-yo.
-[squeaking]

Mm. [lip
-smacking]

Ha ha hmm.

[curious babbling]

Moo oh?


-Wah.
-[gushing thankfully]

[tender babbling]

[whooshing]


-[panicked rambling]
-[Pixbee giggling]

[zapping]

[whooshing]


-[Squee hollering]
-[crashing]

[tender babbling]

[casual babbling]

[gurgling]


-Ooh.
-[panicked shouting]

[frantic shouting]

[huffing] Shh shh shh...

[frenzied shouting]

[Ixbee] Meep ma!

[uneasy stammering]

Ha, oh! [continuous farting]

Oh, oh... wah.

[Squee] Ta tay ma.


-[squeaking]
-[forcefully] Ooh!


-[excited babbling]
-[relieved sighing]

[delighted squealing]

Oh!


-Oh hmm hmm hmm.
-Oh wa wo!

[tender babbling]


-[gushing proudly]
-[affectionate babbling]

[babbling lovingly]

Aw...


-[objecting]
-Meep ma ma mo ma.

Mm...

[soft murmuring]

Mwah.


-[exploding]
-[violent coughing]

[all gasping for air]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the cosmos!

You'd think that humans would be careful when expecting a baby,

but they engage in very dangerous ceremonies.

They go on risky missions to collect moon bits.

They fill the baby's room with wild beasts.

They build cages to imprison their young. Why? It's a mystery.

Earth babies are harmless, round and full of air.

What isn't a mystery is how human babies are born.

They inflate from your bum.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the cutest planet in the universe: Earth.

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[intrigued babbling]


-[Squee] Meh mah...
-[Pixbee] Mah mah mah.

Ah?

Mee meh!!

[Squee muttering disapprovingly]

[beeping]


-[crashing]
-[startled shouting]

[Squee muttering angrily]

[Pixbee] Oh... meh.

[delighted sighing]

[intrigued babbling]


-[Squee] Hmm.
-[Ixbee] Oh.

Mm... [muttering]

[Squee babbling]

[astounded babbling]

[whining]

[disgruntled grumbling]

[clears throat]

[cheerful babbling]

[Squee muttering]


-[Pixbee] Oh!
-[Ixbee] Meep mo.

[excited babbling]

[straining]

[eager babbling]

[elated screeching]

[Ixbee] Meh hoo!

[startled screaming]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[gleeful rambling]


-[thudding]
-[joyful hollering]

[crashing]

[Ixbee] Ah, ah.

[disoriented babbling]

[sheepish laughter]

[inconspicuous whistling]

[intrigued babbling]

[Ixbee] Ooh.

Hmm... [contemplative babbling]

[beeping]

[gasping]


-Ah!
-[eager babbling]

[jubilant babbling] Mah moo.

Mah moo.

[gulping]

[munching]

[revolted groaning]

Blech!


-[disconcerted whispering]
-[exclaiming triumphantly]

[Ixbee] Meh mah. Ooh!

[munching]

[muffled contemplating]

[both] Blech!

[rapid gulping]

Ooh!

[gulping]

[cheerful inquiring]

[insistent rambling]

Ooh!

[muffled giggling]

[exclaiming happily]

[casual babbling]

Mo. Mep no mo.

[beeping]

[alarmed shouting]

[beeping]

[distressed rambling]

[babbling knowledgeably]

Meh, meh.


-[shrieking]
-[zapping]


-[shrieking]
-[zapping]


-[shrieking]
-[zapping]

[content babbling]

[beeping]

[concentrated babbling]

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Map moo ma... mah!


-[shrieking]
-[zapping]

[heavy panting]


-[shrieking]
-[zapping]

[rambling]

[shrieking continues]

[fearful shouting]

[dramatic sobbing]

Hagga, hagga, hagga, hagga!


-[tremulous screams]
-[zapping]

[beeping]

[sorrowful moaning]


-[inquiring softly]
-[continuous beep]

[sighing]

[disheartened muttering]

[Ixbee mumbling feebly]

[Squee muttering softly]

[curious babbling]

Hmm...

[sharp gasp] Ooh.

[intrigued babbling]

Map mo mah...

Ah.

Mep mo boop. Ha.


-Boop.
-[indifferent muttering]

Bap. Heh heh.

Mah meh. Mep!

[excited babbling]

[Ixbee exclaiming joyously]

Deh... Bop! [triumphant babbling]

Heh
-hoo!


-Heh? Heh?!
-[uncertain muttering]

[babbling]

[Ixbee responding disappointedly]

Mm. [discouraged babbling]


-Hmm!
-Um...

[eager babbling]

Aha.

Zagga...

Bebo! Beh.

[all] Hey!

[impressed babbling]

[straining]

[puzzled babbling]


-Mm...
-Oh?


-[beeping]
-[Squee explaining]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[confident babbling]

Hey, ya!

[strained grunting]

[heavy panting]

Ooh! Ooh...


-[Ixbee] Ooh, ooh.
-[Squee muttering]

[concerned babbling]


-[strained babbling]
-[cranking]

[urgently] Mef na mo!

[straining]


-[Pixbee] Ha ha ha!
-Hey!

[cheerful babbling]

Ah!

Meh... ah!


-Ha.
-[rapid cranking]

[distant shrieking]

Oh. Oh...

Ah.

[furious grumbling]

Ah...

[content babbling]

[gleeful shouts]

[contemplative muttering]

[satisfied mumbling]

[cranking]

Hmm.


-[cranking]
-[soft humming]

[displeased muttering]

[forceful yelling]

[tires screeching]

[rapid cranking]

[startled shouting]


-[panicked screaming]
-Oh!

[unsteady rambling]

[anxious babbling]

[both] Eh... Uh...

[shouting]

[beeping]

Mo! [straining]


-[agitated rambling]
-[eager babbling]

[impatiently] Mo...

[panting]

[alarmed shouting]

[frantic screaming]

[pressingly] Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!

[straining]

Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!


-[metal screeching]
-[thrilled babbling]

[straining]

[hoarse yelling]

Hey moo mah!

Ha!!

Hmm.


-[strained laughter]
-[pattering footsteps]

[machine clattering]


-[metal clanking]
-Oh, ooh!

[sheepish babbling]

[screaming]

[pleading screams]

Ah! Oof! [grunting]


-[panting]
-[fearful rambling]

[worried babbling]

Meef no mah moo.

Mah mah mah?

Eh... [inquisitive babbling]

[Ixbee muttering nervously]

Ah!

Mah. Meh, mah.

[determined babbling]

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

[anxious whimpering]

Bah bah? [distressed whimpering]


-[Pixbee shouting]
-[zapping]

Mah mah mah. [inhales deeply]

[blowing raspberry]

[jubilant cheering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, creatures of the multiverse!

Tonight: garbage dumps. Curiously, humans use perfectly good land

to throw out perfectly useful items,

often choosing the front of their own homes

as the locations of these dumps.

They'll even pay good money for the garbage from a neighbour's dump!

If humans continue to produce so much waste,

Earth will undoubtedly exterminate itself

faster than the infamous Trash Planet of Detritus !

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the most waste in the galaxy: Earth.


-[Ixbee] Oh.
-[Squee] Hmm...

[ticking]

Ah?

[confused whispering]

Ah...

[clearing throat]

[formal inquiring]


-[ringing]
-[startled screaming]


-[clanking]
-[Squee grumbling]

[irritated whispering]

Ah... doink.

[Pixbee exclaims cheerfully]

[ringing]


-[clanking]
-[ringing stops]


-Mm mop!
-[startled shouting]

[barking orders]


-[Squood grumbling instructively]
-[Ixbee and Pixbee] Ah.

[explanation continues]

Ah
-ha
-ha!

Map meep.

[irritated grumbling] Mah mop!!

[diffident stammering]

[clearing throat] Eh...

[stern ordering]


-Mop!
-[static]

[delighted squeal]

[screaming]

[unsteady exclamations]

[intrigued muttering]

[splashing]

[bubbling]

[clanking]

[cheerful babbling]

[irritated burbling]

[continuous burbling]

[gasping]

[elated burbling]

[groaning]

[fascinated babbling]

[Pixbee] Oh...

Uh...

Uh... [friendly burbling]

[grumbling]

[irritated ordering]

[compliant babbling]

Huh...


-[beeping]
-[contemplative muttering]

Mah mappa.

[content babbling]

Hmm.

[straining]

[composed humming]

Wah! [frustrated burbling]

[bubbling]

Ah.

[rapid chugging]

[belching]

[bubbling]

Mm map.

[contented burbling]

Hmm.

[sympathetically] Ah... [gentle babbling]

[intense whizzing]

[frightened gasping]


-[teeth chattering]
-[intense whizzing]

Ah!! [inhales sharply]

Mah.

Mee.

Mo.

[relieved sighing]

Hmm... [pensive muttering]

Ah... [burbling]

[nervous whimper]

Uh... uh... [explanatory burbling]

Ah, oh...

[rustling] Meh.

[agitated burbling]


-[growling]
-[uneasy stammering]


-[intense whizzing]
-[screaming]

Mm...

Ha.


-Mm.
-Ah.


-[bitter muttering]
-Oh.

Mm...

[perturbed grumbling]

Mm... [pensive muttering]

[displeased grumbling]

[frustrated complaining]

Mm. [enraged yelling]

[bubbling]


-Mabay!
-Ah.

[triumphant cheering]

[frantic burbling]

Ah?

[puzzled burbling]

[delighted burbling]

Ha, ha, ha.

[contented sighing]

[ordering sternly]

[compliant burbling]

Heh... yah! [pleased burbling]

[irritated burbling]


-Oh.
-Ah...

Hmm.


-[whistling]
-[bubbling]

Eh... [burbling]

[astonished] Ah.

[disappointed burbling]


-[whistling]
-[bubbling]

[muttering]

[jubilant burbling]

[enraged burbling]


-[whistling]
-[bubbling]

[indecisive burbling]

[eager babbling]

[alarmed babbling]

[cheerful burbling]

[thudding]

[agonized moaning]

[disoriented groaning]

[gasping]

[uneasy muttering]

Oh...

[clanking]

Ah.

[fascinated burbling]

Bop. [enthusiastic burbling]

[burbling in agreement]

Whoa...

[cheerful rambling]

Ah? Aw...

[dejected whimpering]

[informative muttering]

[cheerful burbling]

[elated cheering]

[dejected grumbling]

[Squee] Oh. Ugh.

[confused burbling]

Uh...

Oh!

[pensive muttering]

Ah! [eager babbling]

Way ay!

Ah?

[rapid chugging]

[burbling belches]

[frantic shouting]

[screaming]

[thudding]

[triumphant cheering]

Uh...

[instructive babbling]

[reluctant stammering]

[Ixbee rambling nervously]

[determined shouting] Eh...

Uh... [arguing]

[groaning]

[stern instructing]

[Pixbee] Ah.

[Squee muttering anxiously]

[gushing]

[relieved sighing]

[heavy panting]

[determined babbling]

[excited shouting]

[Pixbee moaning dolefully]

[shaky breathing]

[kissing]

[glum babbling]

[gentle consoling]

[supportive babbling]

[disheartened sighing]

[gentle babbling]

[contented sighing]

[shrieking]

[English voiceover] Greetings, beings from across the nebula!

Oceans: big, beautiful, wet,

and something that humans seem to love putting into glass boxes.

They just love staring into these boxes for hours,

apparently hypnotized, to admire their beauty.

Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the beach?

Humans seem determined to make things very complicated.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

where they put gigantic things into tiny boxes: Earth.