02x13 - Glasses/Trial/Scary

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squee] Hmm.

[pensive muttering]

[onscreen laughing]

[amused] Mah mah mah!

[onscreen cheering]

Mmm... [displeased muttering]

Muh
-oh! Meh.


-Meh bah?
-Mee.

[contemplative muttering]

[children giggling]

[delighted exclaiming]


-Hmm...
-Mah?

[dissatisfied muttering]

[disappointed whining]


-[phone ringing]
-[typing]

[excited babbling]


-[crashing]
-[concerned babbling]

[disoriented gasping]

Mah. [worried explaining]


-Huh.
-Bah bah bee doh?

[echoing] Uh... Meh?

Moo? Mee?

Mo!

Ah bah beh.


-[echoed screaming]
-Ah?

Hmm. [pensive muttering]

[beeping]

Oh...

[explanatory babbling]

Mah? Ah ah!


-[enthusiastic exclaiming]
-[Squee objecting]


-[unsteady shrieking]
-[clanging]

[concentrated babbling]

Beep! Haha!


-[popping]
-Mee mo mah?

[intrigued muttering]

Map mep. [nervous babbling]

[muttering]

[strained] Eeh...

Mah meh. [contented sighing]

Meh.


-[echoed inquiring]
-[Ixbee] Eh...

[confused babbling]

[Squee] Hmm.


-[muttering]
-[uncomfortable grunting]


-Ha mah meh?
-Meh mah mah.

Eh...

[echoed questioning]

[echoed exclaiming]

Hmm...

Mmm.

[inspired whispering]

[uncomfortable grunting] Ow.

Ah? Baba fah.

Minga mah? Oh!

[muffled babbling]

[echoed] Mah... Moo... Meh...


-Mo.
-[grumbling] Mope.

[discouraged groaning]

[concerned explaining]

Mah. Ma
-ah.

Mo... oh? Uh.


-[squirting]
-Oh.

Uh... [sheepish chuckling]


-Mah mah mah?
-[compliant exclaiming]

[unsteady shrieking]

[Squee] Uh...

[Pixbee] Beep.


-[popping]
-Whoa!

[intrigued questioning]

Meng moh.

Bep. Eh...

Mah?


-[Squee inquiring]
-[echoed exclaiming]

[uncertain babbling]

[discouraged] Whoa.

Ah. [panicked stammering]

Eh! Hoh oh!

[concerned rambling]

[echoed conversing]

Mee mah?

[enthralled shouting]

Mah... Beep!


-[popping]
-Meh meh? Ah.

[optimistic babbling]

Meh mop?

[echoed] Mo?


-Mo?
-Ah?

Moh! [loud shouting]

[puzzled babbling]

Meh mo...


-Mah. Weh.
-[intrigued muttering]

[Ixbee] Mee moh!

[alarmed shouting]

Mah mah meh
-ah! Hey!

Minga ma m1ngo mo.

[cheerful babbling]

[alarmed shouting]


-[irritated muttering]
-Oh.

Maloh.

Whoa! How. Whoa!

Bah bah...

[instructive muttering]


-Ah beep.
-[beeping]

[popping]

Meh mah, mega mom.

Whoa.


-[Ixbee] Whoa!
-[echoed questioning]

[disappointed babbling]


-Mala loh!
-Whoa!

[Pixbee] Dadoh!


-Eh?
-Ah.


-[clearing throat]
-Ah...

[intense sci
-fi music]

[Squee] Oh...

[crunching]

[whooshing]

Whoa! [startled shouting]

[thrilled rambling]


-[Ixbee] Whoa!!
-[startled shrieking]

Ah! Ah! Oh.

[intrigued babbling]

[disappointed grunting]

[screaming]

[thudding]

[Squee] Mah mah?

[nervous stammering]

[frightened shrieking]

[hysterical screaming]

[Ixbee babbling discontentedly]

[Ixbee] Ha!


-[beeping]
-[Squee] Oh.

Oh... [fascinated muttering]

Eh! [contented babbling]

[Squee] Mah. Meh bee bibi.

Meh mah?

[Ixbee questioning excitedly]


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[Ixbee] Heh?


-[popping]
-[Ixbee] Oh...

Menga map moh! Hop!

Whoa...

[playful exclaiming]

Meh! Mengoo!!


-Mengoh?!
-Uh...

[loud shouting]

[irritated scolding]

Oh.

Hmm.

Woo. Ha.


-Baba mah.
-Meh!

Ah. Ha!

[distressed pleading]

Hmm.

[hopelessly] Oh.

[Ixbee sighing]

[dispirited whining]

Mengo moo.

Mop! Mengo map mo.


-[popping]
-[contented sighing]

Hup!

Deh... up! Beh boop!

[relieved sighing]

Ha!

[confident babbling]

Bah?

Mam, moo, mee.


-Ha!
-Hahaha!

Hey, boop!

[eager babbling]

[Ixbee] Whoa!


-[enthusiastic rambling]
-[clapping]

[groaning]

[excited yelling]


-[dissatisfied muttering]
-Aww.


-[enthusiastic yelling]
-Map.

[displeased muttering]


-[grumbling]
-[disappointed whining]

Oh! Oh!

[alarmed shouting]

[speaking with guttural voice]

[grateful babbling]


-Haha.
-[excited shouting]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers of the Megaverse.

What do humans do when they don't like what they see?

They put on headgear, or "glasses", that alter reality to suit them.

Some wish to keep their enemies further away.

Or others want loved ones closer.

But don't be fooled! While these glasses may seem harmless, sometimes they're not.

Humans have amazingly perfected solid holographic technology,


-which can be painful.
-[grunting]

This is Ixbee reporting from the most

mind
-altering planet in the Universe: Earth.

[Pixbee babbling]

Mah...

[shouting]

[angry rambling]

[Ixbee complaining]

[inspired babbling]

[Squee] Ah mah...

[beeping]

[displeased muttering]

[Squee] Oh.


-[cheerful babbling]
-[groaning]

Mee moh meh.

Mah. [passionate mumbling]

[Squood] Eh mah mah map!

Ha!

[gleeful babbling]

[explanatory grumbling]

[Squood explaining dramatically]

Ah
-ah...

Ah
-ha.

Mah
-mah.

[affirmative babbling]

[disgruntled grumbling]

Mep!


-[enthusiastic exclaiming]
-Mee moo?

[unsteady shouting]


-[Squee] Ah...
-[Pixbee] Bep... Bep...

[Ixbee] Oh!

[Pixbee] Boop!

[intrigued conversing]

[conclusive babbling]

Meh moo!

[casual reporting]

[reporting continues]

Mee mop mah moo mah!

Ah mah?


-[delighted squealing]
-Meh mo map moo!

Aww.

Ah...


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Mah...


-[Ixbee] Ooh!
-[captivated babbling]


-Eh.
-Hmm.

Babah!

Woo!


-Mah?
-[annoyed refusing]


-[banging]
-[uneasy babbling]


-[stern ordering]
-[irritated groaning]

Ah...

Ah!

Bah wah.


-[stomach rumbling]
-Oh...


-[loud rumbling]
-[instructive babbling]

[sighing]

[bitter complaining]

[marvelling]

[whooshing]

[appreciative babbling]


-[doors opening]
-Oh?

[Voom] Haga gah gah.

[aggravated grumbling]

[surprised garbling]

[cheerful garbling]

Bah boh!!

[bitter muttering]


-Hmm?
-[wondrous garbling]


-Gah...
-Oh!

[mesmerized rambling]


-[confused babbling]
-[toilet flushing]


-[cat screeching]
-[crashing]


-[perplexed babbling]
-[slapping]

[appalled rambling]

Meh meh meh moh?

Muh
-uh.

Meh mo meh meh?!


-Huh?
-Gah gah.

Hmm?! Hmm?!

[outraged rambling]

Muh!

Huh! Gab gabbah gah!


-Gab gabbah dab gabbah!
-[innocent rambling]

[informative burbling]

[suspicious burbling]

Mmm.

Muh. [dejected whimpering]

[apprehensive denouncing]

Meh, mo, mah.

[formal babbling]


-[intense questioning]
-[nervous rambling]

[anxious attesting]

[sniffling]

Hmm.

[outraged shouting]

Huh mep mo mah?

[intense questioning]

Ha... [furious grumbling]

[explanatory burbling]

Mah!

Gah gah.

Mah.


-Meh mo memep!
-[suspenseful keyboard music]

Gah gah gah...

[displeased groaning]

[suspenseful music continues]

Geh geh...

[sparse clapping]

[intense questioning]


-[shouting]
-[sports anthem playing]

[K'Achoo burbling enthusiastically]

Meh mo meh meh?!

[suspenseful music]

Ah?!


-Huh?
-Hmm?

[exasperated groaning]

[intense questioning]

[defiant garbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[Pixbee babbling compliantly]

Mah!

Meh mo mee moh.

[firm questioning]

Heh? Heh?!

Madah!

[Squee] Uh...

Feh mee meep.

Meh? Meh?!

Gah gah gah.

[firm questioning continues]

[suspenseful keyboard music]

Gah gah gagah!

Huh. [astounded babbling]

Oh! Hmm...

Heh. Meh moh.

Boh?!

[romantic keyboard music]

[Ixbee] Oh!

Mep mah map?!

[music continues]

[teasing] Meh moh nim.

[nervous denying]

[Ixbee] Meep mah meh!

Ha!

[baffled babbling]

Mep mep maah.


-[outraged yelling]
-[Ixbee mocking playfully]

[Ixbee snickering]

[awkward chuckling]

Gah gah gah gah.

[baffled muttering]

[instructive yelling]

[romantic music continues]

Gah woh!

[compliant burbling]

Gah.

Ha...

[chuckling]

Oh!

[intense questioning]

[Ixbee] Heh?! Meh?!


-[innocent burbling]
-Oh wow!

Mmm... Hmm. Heh.

[amused laughing]

[curious babbling]

Uh, ooh?

[cheerful garbling]

[loud kerfuffle]

[unsteady shouting]

Uh! Ah?

Oh.

[astounded garbling]

Bah bah?

[cheerful exclaiming]

[disgruntled groaning]

[Ixbee rambling angrily]


-Oh...
-Oh.

[munching]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos!

Today, we examine how Earthlings make decisions.

Some decisions are too important for humans to make on their own.

When a big decision must be made, humans turn to magic hammers!

Humans respect hammers as the wisest members of their civilization.

When the hammer bangs, humans must comply!

This is Ixbee,

from the planet where construction tools decide your fate: Earth!

[casual muttering]

[Squee explaining]


-Ah ma gom ma.
-[babbling]

[both] Mah mop may.


-Hmm.
-Mo!

Wah!

Oh.


-Mee mop!
-Oh!

[clearing throat]

[explanatory grumbling]

Mee ma mee me ma.

Mo ma ma ma mah.

Mip mee ma map.

[confused murmuring]

Mee mo mop. [informative grumbling]

Bah... Beep!


-Mee mo map, mo mo mah.
-[popping]


-Ah?
-[firm intoning]

Map!

Ma ma.

[pensive babbling]

[woman screaming]

[pensive babbling]


-[Scarometer screaming]
-[dinging]

[intrigued intoning]

Hmm. [instructive muttering]

[cheerful exclaiming]

Ah... Beep.

Huh?


-[Ixbee] Mmm...
-[popping]


-Ha.
-Guh?

Meh mo mee mee?

Minga ma mo ma?


-Mee?
-[Scarometer yawning]

[confused babbling]

[pensive rambling]

[profound babbling]


-Ma ma.
-Ma me mo.

[clearing throat]

[spiritless screaming]


-[Scarometer yawning]
-[beeping]

Meep mo meh!

[dissatisfied grumbling]

Mee mo meh!

Mmm. Meh mo meh mo?


-Eh mo ma...
-[doll crying]

[fearful screaming]


-[Scarometer screaming]
-[dinging]

[crying continues]

[bewildered babbling]

[beeping]

Ah mee bah.

[insect roaring]

[intrigued babbling]


-Mee mo map?
-Mee mo mama?

Mah.

[heavy breathing]

Mee mah... mip!

[Pixbee] Beep.

[anxious exclaiming]


-[popping]
-Ah?

Ma mah. Mah ma ma.

Map mee mo.

Moh!

[clicking]

[puzzled muttering]

Ma mo.

Meh mo mee mo.


-[Scarometer yawning]
-[beeping]


-Mee meh.
-[muttering]

Ooh.

Ma mo!

[clicking]

[proud babbling]


-Oh?
-Ooh!

Ma ma. Moo moo moo moo moo.

[groaning]

[roaring]


-Argh!
-[thudding]

Hargh!

[panting]


-Heh!
-Mah?

[clicking]


-[Scarometer yawing]
-[sighing]

[frustrated intoning]

[clearing throat]

[gentle babbling]

[panicked screaming]


-[Scarometer screaming]
-[dinging]

[victorious cheering]

[screaming]

[all] Oh!

[woman screaming]


-[intrigued rambling]
-Mah...

[tenderly] Oh, oh, oh.

Mah... Beep!

[popping]

Hmm.

[eager babbling]

Mee mo may.

Ma mip, ma mip.

[expectant exclaiming] Bop?

[uncertain muttering]

[panicked shouting]

Ah!

[scolding]

Aww. [sympathetic babbling]

Muah!

[engine whirring]

[Pixbee] Uh... Uh
-oh.


-[whacking]
-[grunting]

[Ixbee moaning]

[glass shattering]

[metal clanking]

[agonized] Ah
-ha!


-[Scarometer screaming]
-[dinging]

[muffled garbling]

[spitting]

Hahaha!

Oh!


-[beeping]
-[woman screaming]


-Oh!
-Ah?

[excitedly] Meh mo mah moh.

[Squee muttering pensively]

Ah baba.

Meh mah.


-Mow!
-[amused chuckling]

Oh?

[playful taunting]

[giggling]

[rapid gibbering]


-[Scarometer yawning]
-[beeping]

[displeased explaining]

Ah!


-[loud squeaking]
-[terrified shrieking]


-[Scarometer screaming]

[pensive muttering]

[firm ordering]

[both] Meh mo mem.

[clearing throat]

Doink.

[clattering]


-[crashing]
-[glass shattering]

[loud farting]


-[horrified shrieking]
-[Scarometer screaming]

Mah mo meh mah.

[pleased babbling]

[Scarometer dinging]

[jubilant cheering]

[Pixbee] Beep.

[popping]

[grumbling]

[impatient grumbling]


-Ha.
-[excited babbling]

[heavy panting]

[eager squealing]

[metal scraping]

Meh mah!

[muffled babbling]

[Squood] Uh?


-[doll crying]
-[clown shoes squeaking]


-[crashing]
-[machine whirring]


-[frenzied rambling]
-[cat screeching]


-[clattering]
-[clown horn honking]

[toilet flushing]

[all] Uh...

Huh.

[sheepish babbling]


-[Scarometer yawning]
-[beeping]

Mah!!

[enraged scolding]

[furious yelling]


-[Scarometer screaming]
-Minga ma mo?

[exultant cheering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, fellow star
-travellers!

Today, we investigate things that scare humans.

It appears that objects moving suddenly and strange noises cause a fear reaction.

Bafflingly, humans also seem to be attracted to these things.

For instance, they love dodging lethal projectiles.

While we understand that fear protects humans from potential danger

such as these elaborate exploding boxes, we can't explain their aversion

to these delightful colourful creatures with squeaking feet.

This is Ixbee,

signing off from the most incomprehensibly terrifying planet in the Universe: Earth.