12x11 - The Speedway Five-Billion

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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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12x11 - The Speedway Five-Billion

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[theme music]

Jump!

♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Ninjago ♪

[Seven] The Speedway Five-billion

[Seven] What is this place?

[Scott] My garage.

It's protected by a level stealth barrier.

-Were you followed? -Who would be following me?

Those Red Visor guys.

Unagami's been trying to find this place for years.

No, I wasn't followed.

Pull your car in before someone sees it.

[red visor ] Red to Unagami.

I have located the ninja.

Repeat, I have located the ninja. Send backup.

[zapping]

Unagami is actually a man named Milton Dyer,

a game programmer. He built Prime Empire.

He's using it to trap players inside the game.

The only way to stop Dyer is to get the three keytana.

To do that, we need your help. We need to win this race.

You said I was programmed to lose.

But that I could break my programming.

What if you're wrong?

I'm not. You can win. You just have to believe in yourself.

What do you say? Will you help us?

I'll do it.

[alarm beeping]

Something tripped the motion sensors.

[Scott] Red Visors!

-What do we do? -I'll hold them off.

You guys get to the race track and win that keytana.

Are you crazy? We're not leaving you here.

Yeah, no way!

We're out of options!

The Speedway starts in five minutes

-and there are too many to-- -[Scott] I'll hold them off.

I've been hiding in this garage for years, playing it safe.

Time to try that hero thing.

You only have one life left, Scott.

I know and I want it to count for something.

Just promise me you'll b*at this game,

find Unagami and you make him set this right.

-I promise. -[rumbling]

[rapid g*nf*re]

Go!

[engines revving]

Uh...

[grunts]

[Scott] Game on Unagami.

[continuous g*nf*re]

[red visor ] Huh?

[explodes]

Let's go.

-[engines revving] -[seat belts click]

[rapid g*nf*re]

Hey!

-[zaps] -[screams]

[Jay] No!

[red visor ] We have eliminated the thr*at known as Scott.

[Unagami] What about the ninja?

[red visor ] They escaped.

They are on their way to the Speedway.

We require vehicles.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen!

Robots and beasts and racers of all kinds!

Welcome to the main event.

The most dangerous race in all Prime Empire.

-The Speedway Five-Billion! -[audience cheering]

[announcer] And the prize is...

That's right. A keytana!

But who will take the prize home?

Let's meet our contestants.

First up, the ever-popular Whack Rats!

The Chrome Domes!

The Ballistic Missiles!

And lastly... Wait, what's this?

I'm being told we're one team short.

That's right, the Fast Chickens are a no-show.

What do we think of that, folks?

[crowd booing]

[announcer] But the Speedway waits for no one!

So let's get started!

On you mark.

-Get set... Go! -[g*nf*re]

[whooshing]

[announcer] Holy Loot-Box! We've got a last minute arrival!

The Fast Chickens are in the house!

And it looks like they've got company.

Red Visors in pursuit.

I'd say that's against the rules but...

It's the Speedway. There are no rules.

[Cole screaming]

[Cole] Why did I choose to ride on the back of a jet!

[explodes]

[beeps]

[explodes]

Ninja!

[Jay] Richie!

That's Mister Richie to you!

[announcer] There's another vehicle down and out,

as we pass the second mile marker.

with the Whack Rats in first, and the Fast Chickens in last.

-[thudding] -[grunting]

-[distant expl*si*n] -[laughing]

Loot box! Mine, mine, mine.

[Kai] Look out, Cole! Wrecking ball!

[Cole screams] Help!

-[thuds] -[grunts]

[Cole] Loot-box! Loot-box!

[Kai] I got it, I got it!

Nothing happened. What kind of a loot-box--

[Kai screaming]

Woo-hoo!

[cranks]

[announcer] Nice moves from the Red Mech!

Look out!

-[cranking] -[beeping]

-[explodes] -[screaming]

That's two more out of the race.

The Whack Rats are still in the lead,

Chrome Dome's in second,

and surprisingly, Fast Chickens moving into third.

[laughing]

[Nya] They're boxing me in!

[chuckles]

[clattering]

[explodes]

[laughing]

[Nya] Guys, I need help!

[Seven] Nya. hang on!

[hissing]

[Nya] Thanks, Seven.

-[bumper thumps] -[Jay] Um... Guys?

[thumping]

[Jay] I could use a little help!

[Kai] Hang on, buddy!

[Jay] If I can just get this guy off my tail!

[Cole] Good luck, Jay.

Not today!

Hold on.

[explodes]

[Jay] No!

[audience gasping]

-[Nya] Kai! -[Jay] Cole!

[announcer] Fast Chickens moving into second place.

Neck and neck with the Rat Pack.

And we're approaching the fourth mile marker.

[Seven] Fourth mile marker.

You said I was programmed to lose

But that I could break my programming.

What if you're wrong?

[Lloyd] You have to believe in yourself.

[heroic music]

[tires screech]

[thumping]

-[screeches] -[grunts]

[announcer] Whoa! Racer Seven takes the lead!

You heard that right.

Racer Seven takes the lead and steals first position!

Yes!

She's past the fourth mile marker!

We're seeing Speedway history here, folks!

Get her.

[Jay] Those rats are trying to take her out!

[Nya] We gotta help her!

[Lloyd] Hang on Seven! We're coming!

[announcer] Racer Seven's teammates are trying to clear the road for her.

But can she make it?

We're in the home stretch and it looks like a nail-biter!

[grunting]

[announcer] It's Racer Seven!

Racer Seven and the Fast Chickens!

[audience cheering]

[cheering continues]

We can fix this.

We're going to find Unagami

and make him bring them all back.

I promise.

You'd better go.

What about you?

I'll go my own way. Thanks to you.

Thank you.

[dramatic music]

[red visor ] Where did they go?

Who?

[red visor ] It doesn't matter.

There is nowhere in Prime Empire they can hide.

Unagami will find them.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

[red visor ] Why not?

Because they are going after him.

[tense music]

[closing theme music]
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