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Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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[theme music playing]

-♪ Jump up ♪ -♪ Jump up ♪

♪ Kick back ♪

♪ Whip around and spin ♪

[Pixal reading]

[dark ominous music]

-[blasting] -[clucking]

[Kai] Yes, the Overlord's army has overrun the city

and driven us into hiding.

Yes, we're scared and tired,

but there's some good news...

It's noodle time!

[cheerful music]

Noodles for you!

And you!

And you!

See! Your face has a hard time being sad

when you're shoving noodles into it!

And don't worry, there's plenty to go around!

Skylor and I found a ton of supplies

in a nearby warehouse.

She's cooking up more as we speak.

I know noodles!

I grew up around my dad's noodle houses, after all.

Sure, they were all just fronts for his criminal enterprise,

but you still pick up a thing or two.

[masterful chopping]

[man] Wow!

-[cheery exclaims] -[man] Looks good.

[people slurping noodles]

[noodles bubbling]

Flame's dying, give me an assist?

Sure, I'll heat things up for you.

You know, we do make a pretty good team.

So, uh...

I guess it's about time we made it official.

We'll be a couple from now on, cool?

Are you serious?

Uh... uh...

Yeah?

Well, great timing, Kai!

You disappear for ages, and I don't hear from you,

like I've been forgotten.

Then, out of nowhere, during the biggest crisis ever,

you spring this "couple" stuff on me?

[sighs] Sorry...

My elemental powers were stolen,

and then I was trapped in this icy realm,

and then I got stuck inside a video game,

and wound up on this mountain with an evil king

with a talking skull.

And then my sister got turned into the ocean...

So, yeah, it's been kinda weird...

[soft music]

How about we save Ninjago first, then maybe we talk about us?

[angry growl]

These symbols make no sense!

It's not the Old Tongue, it's not Merlopian.

It's... it's just jibberish!

Perhaps you need a break, Wu.

I find if I step away for a moment,

it's possible to see things in a new--

[cheering]

We did it, Master Wu!

[Master Wu] What is it, Cole?

Oh, nothing.

We just managed to adjust the dispatch radio

to the same frequency as our Ninja comms, is all.

What would you like to say?

This is Master Wu to all Ninja.

Can anyone read me?

Master Wu? It's Lloyd, I read you!

Who is that? Is it my brother?

Tell him we're not home!

[tires screeching]

[rocket boosters whooshing]

This is Jay. I'm with Nya.

Great to hear your voice!

Pixal here. I too am receiving you.

Zane is with me,

but he is currently indisposed.

Kai and I are with Skylor and Master Wu.

We're holed up with a bunch of people at the--

Careful, Cole.

Our radio signal could be intercepted.

In a place where the "News never sleeps."

[Nya] The newspaper warehouse!

[Jay] We read you loud and clear.

Nya and I are headed to the harbor

to see if she can send a signal to Benthomaar

and the Merlopians.

Maybe they can help!

Send a signal? Like that time with the whales?

Nya, are your powers coming back?

[Nya straining] Sort of.

I'm just not sure it'll be enough.

It's worth a try.

We need all the help we can get.

Agreed. I'm with my father.

We were looking for the Serpentine in their library,

but we didn't have any luck.

They've all disappeared.

Seriously, is that my brother?

Is he talking about me? What's he saying?

[shushing]

I might be able to provide some assistance...

[playful music]

[crashing]

Though I'm not sure how reliable they will be.

Then we must keep looking.

I believe it's time

to call in an old favor.

Princess Vania?

When we left Shintaro, I seem to recall her telling you

if you ever needed help,

all you had to do was call.

She did, but we're gonna need a much stronger transmitter

than this to get a message as far as Shintaro.

Um... excuse me?

[Vinny] What about NGTV's broadcast tower?

That could get a signal to Shintaro.

It's on the other side of town.

How would anyone get there?

My news van is parked outside.

The streets are crawling with Crystal Warriors.

We'd never make it.

[amplified voice] You might...

with the right driver.

Racer Seven?

That was my Prime Empire name.

I got a normal name now.

Oh, cool! What is it?

Blazey H. Speed.

That's... great.

Really normal.

What's the "H" stand for?

Hyper.

Are you sure you can get us to the NGTV Tower,

Blazey Hyper Speed?

Does a car have wheels?

[laser crackling]

[Pixal] The user interface is very intuitive.

You should have no problem adapting to the controls.

Oh, yeah, this feels kinda good.

What's this do?

[rapid g*nf*re]

[Ultra-Violet] Awesome!

[expl*si*n]

With one of these, I bet I could take down

those stupid Ninja once and for...

never.

Because that's not what I would do at all.

[chuckles awkwardly] Only save lives.

And be good.

Fugi-Dove is no more,

for behold!

I am now:

Mecha-Dove!

Check out my moves!

[makes fighting noises]

-[Mecha-Dove yelps] -[crashing]

[crackling]

My whirring servos fill the night!

Awesome, right?

[crashing]

[Pixal] The mech's appendages are equipped with

ergonomic expandable

isomorphic nano-structures.

[Borg] Pixal?

[Pixal] Any change?

Zane's neural-net processor is fully operational.

But his memory banks are damaged.

He's like a person in a coma.

An unfortunate analogy.

But coma patients have been known to recover.

Some... but...

Zane isn't human.

[Borg] He's a nindroid.

Is there nothing else you can do?

I can try one or two more tricks, but...

I understand.

Please do what you can.

[suspenseful music]

[crystal zombie grunts]

So, you really think you can get us there in

this?

[Vinny] What's wrong with it?

Nothing. It's just

not exactly the kind of vehicle Racer, I mean, Blazey,

used to win the Speedway Five Billion.

Doesn't matter. If it moves, I can race it.

-[blasts] -[expl*si*n]

[crystal zombies groaning]

[suspenseful music]

Now the one thing is,

repairs come out of my paycheck so...

Vinny, is it?

I'm gonna be straight with you, Vinny.

That paycheck of yours?

Kiss it goodbye.

[tires squealing]

[Vinny screams]

[up-tempo action music]

[suspenseful music]

I'm sorry, Pixal.

Time's ticking, we're ready to roll.

Zane? Can you hear me?

It's me. Pixal.

[sighs]

Please, Zane. If you can hear me,

give me a sign. Anything.

[emotional music]

It seems the Zane I knew is gone.

I will say my goodbyes, and then we will join the fight.

Zane. I was once just a nindroid.

A machine.

And then,

long ago in a different battle,

you gave up half your power source to save me.

In that moment, you changed me.

I felt things

I never felt before.

I felt...

love...

for you.

Our friends need us now, and I must go to battle.

If I am able, I will return.

I do not know if there is anything after this life

for beings such as you or I.

But if there is... I will find you there.

Goodbye, my Zane.

[soft kiss]

[soft sob]

I am ready now.

[machines beeping]

[surging with life]

[dynamic, hopeful music]

[Zane] Pixal?

Pixal.

Zane?

[Pixal cheering]

You're alive!

But... how?

I do not know.

All I know is, I heard Pixal's voice and suddenly,

I remembered.

You brought me back.

[sweet music]

[Mecha-Dove sniffling]

Are you crying?

I'm not crying, you're crying!

[groans] Enough waiting around.

We've got some crystal warriors to smash!

You ready or not?

One moment.

Mini-Pix? Do you copy?

Have you finished installing

the auto-flight system on my mech?

-[beeps in agreement] -Good.

I require it at once.

Please dispatch it to my coordinates.

[intense heroic music]

[thuds]

Now I am ready.

[intense outro music playing]
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