02x15 - Crying

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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02x15 - Crying

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(upbeat synth music)

- Hooble-doop, Tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba talking

to you from Hoobland,

and I'm about to send four

of my favorite

Hoobs down to Earth

to find out all about you

for my great Hoobopedia!

Here they come!

(synths whir)

(jaunty music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iva!

- Groove!

- And Tula!

♪ We're Hoobs! ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob hurray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Haha, oh!

- Wa-hey!!

- Ohh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

- Ah, Hoobygalooby, Tula,

these smell delicious.

- Nothing like

freshly-baked Hoobybuns.

- Yeah.

- Iver's going to love them.

- Yeah.

(baby cries)

- What's that terrible

wah wah noise?

- Oh dear, sounds like

a Tiddlypeep crying.

- Well I hope it isn't.

I get really upset

when Tiddlypeeps cry

I-I-I'll just go and check.

(jaunty music)

- Hooble doop Iver,

we've made Hoobybuns!

Iver?

- Hmm?

Oh, sorry Tula, I was

just about to think up

the most Hoobacious question

for today's Hoob News

when, when I walk

past a Tiddlypeep

who was making that

terrible crying noise

they sometimes make.

- Yes!

We heard it

- Yeah I don't like

hearing Tiddlypeeps cry.

- And I don't like

seeing them cry either.

That poor little Tiddlypeep's

face was all wet.

- Yes, Tiddlypeeps make lots

of wet tears when they cry.

- Yeah, don't you always wish

you could stop them crying?

- Oh, I certainly do Groove.

- Oh, but how can you

stop a Tiddlypeep crying?

- [Computer] Hubba,

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!

- Oh, there's Hubba Hubba!

- How can you stop

a Tiddlypeep crying

is a fantabbyhooby question

for Hoob News, Iver!

Hoobs don't cry, but I'm

sure that Hoobs everywhere

would like to know how to

stop a Tiddlypeep crying.

- Well I know I would.

Will you email

Roma, Hubba Hubba,

to ask her to see what she

can find out about crying?

- Abosohoobylutly!

I'll have a look on

Hoobnet and see whether

I can come up with

anything to start you off.

Now let me see, stopping crying,

stop, stopping, ooh, ohh Hoobs,

this could take some time!

- Ah.

- (sighs) Then where

should we begin?

- I've no idea.

- And what do Hoobs do

when they need an idea?

- [All] Have a Hooby think!

Hmm!

(upbeat music)

♪ When you're stuck

for an answer ♪

♪ Or what to do ♪

♪ Stop ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in ♪

♪ Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through ♪

♪ Don't scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Don't go boo hoo ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Hmm!

- Whoa.

- Well um, how was it for you?

- Hoobalygroobaly,

I had an idea!

- Ahaha.

- If we can find out

why Tiddlypeeps cry,

then maybe we can work

out how to stop them!

- Tula, that's a

Hoobacious idea!

So let me see if I can

find anything on Hoobnet

about why this crying happens.

Ah, let's see, ah here's

a little something.

(synth whirs)

(upbeat music)

Oh what do we have here?

These are athletes, I wonder

why we're seeing this.

Oh, now he's crying,

so she's crying too.

She must be sad.

- Aw.

- I wonder if it's because

when these athletes

compete against each

other, sometimes they lose,

and if they lose they cry!

I've also heard that Peeps cry

when they're happy too,

so they probably cry

when they win as well as

when they lose. (chuckles)

(sighs) Oh dear, there

wasn't much there was there?

Just a couple of

athletes crying.

- Yes, I never knew that

big Peeps cried too.

- Me neither, those

athletes were crying

because they'd lost a race.

- Yeah, athletes

like to win races

so when they lose it

must make them very sad.

- And then they cry.

- And as I told

you before Hoobs,

Peeps sometimes cry

when they're happy.

- Well I never.

Peeps obviously have lots

of reasons for crying

that we never knew about.

- But wait a minute Iver!

We're not trying find

out why Peeps cry,

we're trying to find

out why Tiddlypeeps cry!

- Uh yeah, but then we want

to find out how to stop them.

- Hmm, there must be

somewhere we can look

for some more information.

- But where?

(dramatic music)

♪ Where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- [Computer] Roma,

Roma, Roma, Roma!

- Here's where, it's Roma!

Maybe she's found out

something useful about crying.

- Hooble-doop Hoobs!

[Hoobs] Hooble-doop, Roma!

- Now Hubba Hubba

asked me to find out

all about crying,

so I've come here

to a hospital.

(babies crying)

- But who's making

all that noise, Roma?

- Well, Groove, in that

room across the corridor

are Hoobloads of cute

little squiddly Tiddlypeeps

that have just been born.

- [Hoobs] Aw!

- Some of the squiddly

Tiddlypeeps are sleeping

but most of them are crying,

that's the noise you can hear.

- Oh!

- And do you know why

they're crying, Hoobs?

- No.

- No.

- Well, would you believe it,

newborn squiddly Tiddlypeeps

cry to communicate.

- To communicate?

- They cry when they're

hungry, or thirsty, or tired.

(Groove chuckles)

- And keep on crying until

somebody understands them

and gives them what they want.

- So squiddly

Tiddlypeeps can't say

"Excuse me, could you

pass me a Hoobybun?"

- Ha!

No Groove, and they can't say,

"Excuse me, I need my

nappy changed," either!

- Ah haha.

- Phwoar, and judging

by all this crying

and this whiffy smell, some

of these squiddly Tiddlypeeps

are telling me they need

their nappies changed now.

This is Roma Hoob,

in a hospital,

off to change some

nappies, phew!

Hooble-toodle-doo!

- [Hoobs] Hooble-toodle-doo!

- Well, who would of

thought that so much noise

could come out of a tiny

little squiddly Tiddlypeep?

- And who would of thought

that all that crying

is just a way of telling the

big Peeps what they want?

Huh, amazing.

- Yeah, they cry because

they can't talk yet.

- Imagine if we couldn't talk,

imagine if we had

to tell each other

what we wanted just by crying.

(gentle jaunty music)

- Wah, wah,

wah, wah!

- Grooves pretending to be

a squiddly Tiddlypeep, Iver!

- Yes, let's see if we

can guess what he wants!

- Yes!

- Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

- Poor little Groove,

why are you crying?

- He certainly wants something!

- Wah, wah!

- But what?

(dramatic music)

♪ What what what ♪

♪ What ♪

- I know what, he wants

us to change his nappy!

- Wah!

- Oh!

- Wah!

- I don't think so, Tula.

I mean, he's not wearing

a nappy, he's a Hoob.

- Oh.

(Groove wails)

Do you think he's tired?

- Hmm, let's put

him in his Hoobypod

and he can take a nap.

Hoobypod time!

- Wah?

(springs boing)

- There you go little Hoob.

- Wah, wah.

(Groove wails)

- I know, maybe he's hungry.

- Wah!

- Here you are, Groove.

(Groove chuckles)

(Groove munches)

- Hey that worked!

I didn't say a single word,

but you guessed what I wanted!

- Did you like crying like a

squiddly Tiddlypeep, Groove?

- No, it was hard.

- Well, at least

we now know one way

of stopping squiddly Tiddlypeeps

from crying, feed them!

- Yes, but we still

don't know how to stop

Tiddlypeeps from crying, do we?

- Oh no, you're

right, oh Hoobybother!

- Tiddlypeeps can talk,

they don't need to

cry if they're hungry.

- Hmm, so does

that mean we still

don't know why Tiddlypeeps cry?

- Hmm, we must be able

to find that out somehow.

- You're right Tula, but how?

(dramatic music)

♪ How ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How how ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How how ♪

♪ How, how, how, how ♪

- I know how, go and

find some Tiddlypeeps!

Go and ask them about crying.

They might even be

able to tell you

how to help them stop doing it.

- Hoobygalooby, of

course, Tiddlypeeps

are the ones that cry, they're

bound to know how to help!

- I'll go!

- And I will drive, let's

get those Motorettes singing!

(jaunty music)

- Wah, wah!

- Seatbelt.

- Seatbelt.

- We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps.

- Yeah.

(bell chimes)

(upbeat choral music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're small ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues ♪

♪ They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

- Hooble-doop, Tiddlypeep!

- Hooble-doop Tula!

- What's your name?

- I'm Joe.

- Would you like to

do a Hooby hello, Joe?

- Yeah!

- [Both] Hooble-doop,

Hooble-doop, whoop,

whoop, whoop.

- Well Joe, we're trying

to find out about crying,

so, what makes a Tiddlypeep cry?

- All sorts of

things make us cry.

- Like what?

- Like falling over.

- Ah!

- It hurts if you fall over

- So how to do you stop

crying if you're hurt?

- Well, we can put a

plaster on the scratch.

I've got a plaster on my elbow.

- Gasps) Hoobygalooby, Iver,

Groove have you seen this?

- [Both] Yeah!

- [Tula] Joe's got a plaster!

- Oh yes, yes!

- So Joe, what do plasters do?

- Well, they make

you feel better

and stop it from hurting.

- And feeling better

makes you stop crying?

- Yes.

- Oh woobygalooby, ca-can

I take some of those

plasters home back

to the Hoobmobile?

- [Joe] Of course!

- [Tula] (gasps)

You've got some?

- [Joe] Here you are

- Oh hoobygalooby

Joe, thank you!

I'm going to try them out.

Hooble-toodle-doo!

- Hooble-toodle-doo!

(triumphant jaunty music)

- It's great that Tula found out

how to stop Tiddlypeeps crying

when they've hurt themselves

- Yeah. those plasters

looked really hoobygroovy,

I can't wait to try them out.

- Look!

- Here they are!

- Ahaha.

- We need to stick

them on, but where?

(dramatic music)

♪ Where, where, where, where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- Everywhere!

(all laugh)

- Well, next time I hurt myself

I'm going to try

these out for real.

- If they stop the Tiddlypeeps

from crying, Groove,

they're sure to make

Hoobs feel better too!

- Ah yes, but of course, Iver,

Hoobs can only pretend to cry,

can't we, like this.

(gentle upbeat music)

♪ Wah ♪

♪ Wah ♪

♪ What's that awful sound ♪

♪ That fills my Hooby ears ♪

♪ Wah ♪

♪ We know that when

we hear that sound ♪

♪ There are bound to be tears ♪

♪ It may be that

those funny Peeps ♪

♪ Are feeling very happy ♪

♪ Or maybe a

squiddly Tiddlypeep ♪

♪ Needs to change its nappy ♪

♪ Plip plop ♪

♪ Drip drop ♪

♪ The tears fall

from their eyes ♪

♪ As Hoobs don't cry ♪

♪ We want to understand ♪

♪ The hows and whys ♪

♪ Trickle trickle ♪

♪ Down they roll ♪

♪ Whenever will they stop ♪

♪ Should we take them a hanky ♪

♪ Or a bucket and a mop ♪

♪ If you want to avoid ♪

♪ A noisy watery disaster ♪

♪ When a Tiddlypeep cries ♪

♪ Because they're hurt ♪

♪ Fix it with a plaster ♪

♪ Peeps cry when they're happy ♪

♪ And when they're sad ♪

♪ Oh how, oh how ♪

♪ Is a Hoob to know ♪

♪ If they are mad or glad ♪

♪ Plip plop ♪

♪ Drip drop ♪

♪ The tears fall

from their eyes ♪

♪ As Hoobs don't cry ♪

♪ We want to understand ♪

♪ The hows and whys ♪

♪ Trickle trickle ♪

♪ Down they roll ♪

♪ Whenever will they stop ♪

♪ Should we take them a hanky ♪

♪ Or a bucket and a mop ♪

- There are enough

plasters here to stop

a lot of Tiddlypeeps

from crying.

- Ooh, let's go

and give a plaster

to any Tiddlypeep we

can find who's crying.

- Yeah, come on!

- [Computer] Hubba,

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!

- [Tula] It's Hubba Hubba!

- Oh, um hooble-doop,

Hubba Hubba,

we're just about to go

and take these plasters

to lots of Tiddlypeeps

to make them feel better

and stop them crying!

- Hold on a hoobytick Iver,

I've just been surfing

Hoobnet and found

a story a Tiddlypeep sent.

It shows another reason

why Tiddlypeeps cry.

I think you might

like to see it.

- [Iver] Huh?

(jaunty music)

- [Narrator] Ling had a sweet

new kitten called Snuggles.

She loved him more than anything

else in the whole world.

Snuggles loved to go

exploring in the garden.

He always came back

in the evening,

just in time for his supper,

but one night Snuggles

didn't come home.

Ling and her mother

looked everywhere for him.

They looked in the

cupboard under the stairs.

they looked behind the

sofa, and under Ling's bed.

They even looked

in the garden shed,

but Snuggles was

nowhere to be found.

Great big tears

filled Ling's eyes.

They rolled down her cheeks

and she sobbed,

"I want my kitten!

"I want Snuggles!"

- Aw!

- 'Course you do!

- [Narrator] Ling's mother

put her arm around her

and said that

Snuggles had probably

gone for a nice long walk.

(Snuggles meows)

Ling was too sad

to eat her supper,

and when it was bed time

Ling couldn't get to sleep.

She cried and cried.

(Ling wails)

The next morning Ling

rushed downstairs

and threw open the back door.

"Snuggles!" she called,

but Snuggles wasn't there.

Ling cried and cried, and cried.

She filled his bowl

with his favorite

fishy cat food and

crunchy biscuits.

She put the bowl on the ground

then went to get

ready for school.

Ling was still crying.

Would she ever stop?

Just as she and her mother

were about to leave,

they heard a meow.

- Ah!

- Ah!

- [Narrator] Ling turned

round and there was Snuggles!

"Snuggles!" she gasped.

"You've come home!"

And Ling's tears stopped flowing

as she picked Snuggles up

and gave him a big cuddle!

- [Hoobs] Aw.

- Aw, poor Ling.

Aw, she did an awful lot

of crying, didn't she?

- But she wasn't hurt, was she?

- Well if you think about it,

she was sort of hurt,

but on the inside.

- But, but she stopped crying

when the kitten came back.

- Yes, you're right Iver,

yes, she stopped crying

because she was happy again.

- [Computer] Hubba,

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!

- Hooble-doop Hoobs,

how's it going?

- Well, we found out

the Tiddlypeeps cry

if they're hurt on the inside

as well as if they're

hurt on the outside.

- So what we need

to know now is,

will a plaster help

to stop Tiddlypeeps

crying when they're sad?

- Well, there's one way to

be certain of that Iver,

go and find some

more Tiddlypeeps!

- [Iver] Oh!

- Good idea Hubba

Hubba, I'll go again

- Oh yes, and this

time I'll drive, Tula.

Oh, and you'll need to

take lots of plasters

just in case

somebody needs them.

- Let's get those

Motorettes singing!

(bell chimes)

(jaunty choral music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ Help us find things out ♪

♪ They give us clues ♪

♪ They tell us news ♪

♪ That's what

they're all about ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ Were off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart ♪

♪ They're fun ♪

♪ They know ♪

- Hooble-doop, Tiddlypeep!

- Hooble- doop Tula!

- What's your name?

- I'm Connie.

- Well Connie, do you mind

if I ask you a question?

- 'Course not.

- Well, I know that

if a Tiddlypeep

is crying because

he's hurt himself,

a plaster will make

him feel better.

- That's right.

- So what I want to know is, hm,

if a Tiddlypeep is

crying because he's sad,

will a plaster help him

feel better then too?

- No, there's only one

way to stop sad crying.

- Huh?

- What's that

- You have to help the

sad person cheer up.

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Cheer them up?

- Cheer up?

- Did you hear

that Iver, Groove?

- Yes, yes.

- Yes.

- How do you cheer someone up?

- You could talk to the

person about why they're sad.

Talking usually makes

them feel better.

- Hmm, talking,

that is a good idea.

- Or, or, you could give

them a great big cuddle!

- (gasps) A cuddle!

Oh, oh, that sounds really good!

I know, let's see if it works.

I'll pretend to cry,

and then you give me

a great big cuddle.

- Okay!

(Tula cries)

- Oh!

Oh, that's Hoobalygroobaly!

- Yeah!

- Groove, Iver, you've

got to try this!

- Yeah!

- I'm going to come

and give you a great

big cuddle right now!

- Yes please!

- Thank you so much Connie!

Hooble-toodle-doo!

- Hooble-toodle-doo!

(triumphant choral music)

- Why don't we pretend to cry

to see if a cuddle

will make us stop?

- Hoobygroovy idea!

(clears throat)

(Iver and Groove wail)

- Oh no, Iver and

Groove are crying!

what you need is a cuddle

- Oh, this is seriously

hoobygroovy Tula.

(Iver wails)

- Oh, oh, oh!

- Oh, if I felt sad, I

could see how that would

really make me feel better.

- Yeah.

- Wah.

- Wah.

- Oh, oh, oh!

- Yes yes, all right you two,

plenty of time for that later.

Right now it's

time for Hoob News!

(upbeat music)

♪ Little Toodle

pudding and pie ♪

♪ She kissed Twang

and made him cry ♪

(Twang cries)

♪ Then when Timp

came out to play ♪

♪ Toodle and Twang ♪

♪ They run right away ♪

- That's nice, but

it's not how it goes!

- [Both] Really?

- Yes, it goes like this.

♪ Timp and Toodle ♪

♪ Pudding and pie ♪

♪ Timp kisses Toodle ♪

♪ But Toodle won't try ♪

♪ I want to do it

let me, have a try ♪

♪ Wah ♪

♪ I did it ♪

♪ I made Toodle cry ♪

♪ Georgie porgie ♪

♪ Pudding and pie ♪

♪ Kissed the girls

and made them cry ♪

♪ When the boys

came out to play ♪

♪ Georgie porgie ran away ♪

- [Computer] Hubba,

Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!

- Well now Hoobs, are you ready

to give me what you've got

on stopping Tiddlypeeps crying?

- All ready, Hubba Hubba!

- They let's take it away!

(jaunty music)

- Hooble-doop, whoop to

all you Hoobs out there.

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking a question.

- How can you stop

a Tiddlypeep crying?

First we found that Peeps cry

for all sorts of reasons.

They cry when they're sad

and they sometimes cry

when they're happy.

- But we wanted to find

out why Tiddlypeeps cry.

- [Groove] We heard from Roma

that squiddly Tiddlypeeps

cry when they want something.

It's their way of communicating.

- That's because

they can't talk.

- But Tiddlypeeps can talk,

so we still needed

to know why they cry

so we could work out

how to stop them.

- So Tula went to

see the Tiddlypeeps

and they told her that they

cry when they hurt themselves.

Do you know what make

them feel better?

- [Hoobs] Plasters!

- [Iver] Then we had a

story about a little girl

who cried because she

was hurt on the inside.

- [Groove] Yes, she was sad.

- And we weren't quite sure

how to stop that kind of crying,

so we went to see

some more Tiddlypeeps,

and that's when they

told us about cuddles.

- Yes, a cuddle helps

to cheer up a Tiddlypeep

and make them feel happy.

- So they stop crying.

- So it's thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove, and Roma

for giving Hoobs

everywhere a little peep

into the world of

Peeps, and remember,

wherever you are, don't

cry, keep your fur dry,

have a nice day, and

Hooble-toodle-doo!

Hooble-toodle-doo!

- Right!

(Groove wails)

Now can you guess why

I'm going "wah wah"?

- What does Groove want, Iver?

- A little rest?

Another cuddle?

- A hoobybun!

- Aw, come on guys, another

cuddle and a Hoobybun!

(all laugh)

(jaunty music)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob Hoob Hurray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Haha, oh!

- Ha-hey!

- Ah!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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