02x21 - Juiciest Fruit

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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02x21 - Juiciest Fruit

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- Hoobledoop, tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland

and I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopaedia.

Here they come!

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

♪ Iver ♪

♪ Groove ♪

♪ And Tula ♪

♪ We're Hoobs ♪

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Wahey!

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing, ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray! ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Wahey!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

- [All] Hoobs!

- This is going to be a

hoobelly groobelly apple tower.

I love apples,

they're so big and juicy

and this is the biggest

and the juiciest.

Perfect.

- Hello there, Tula.

- Hoobledoop, Groove.

(Tula gasping)

(Groove munching)

- Mmm, this is a nice apple.

- But...

- Is something wrong, Tula?

- That apple was the biggest

and the juiciest one I had!

I saved it for the

top of my tower.

- Oh, Tula, I'm

sorry, I didn't know

this was your biggest,

juiciest apple.

No wonder it's so delicious.

- Hoobledoop, Hoobs.

Whoa!

Nice apple tower, Tula.

But d'you know, that

needs one more apple

right on the top

to finish it off.

- I had the perfect

apple, big and juicy.

- Only look what

I did to it, ha!

- Groove, how could you?

- Well, I was hungry.

I didn't realize

you'd spent hoobloads

of time making an apple tower.

- It's all right, Groove.

It's not the end of the world.

- I'll make it up

to you, I promise.

- No, no, no, really, it's fine.

- It's not fine.

I know,

I, Groove Hoob, am going

to find the biggest,

juiciest peep fruit

in the whole world

for you to put on the

top of your tower.

- Really?

Oh, that's very kind Groove.

- That's the least

I can do, Tula.

Just one thing,

what is the biggest and juiciest

peep fruit in the world?

- (echoing) Hubba, hubba

- Oh!

It's Hubba Hubba, Grove!

That must be the question.

- What's the biggest

and juiciest peep fruit

in the world?

Oh, Hoobs!

I can't wait for

the answer to that!

There's something

very appealing about

a big, juicy fruit!

- Are there a lot of peep

fruits to choose from?

- Well, we'll soon

find out, Groove!

- I'll email Romer

to ask her to go

on a fruit hunt!

She should enjoy that.

But first, I'll

check Hooblet to see

what I can find

to get you going.

Uh, aha!

(jazz music)

Ah, here we have berries growing

on a bush, Hoobs.

- Oh!

- Ah!

Those are gooseberries, Hoobs.

And these are red currants

and black currants!

- Oh!

- And those are raspberries and

blackberries, you see!

And these are tomatoes,

you may not think

they're fruits,

but they are!

And these are lovely,

ripe, succulent

strawberries!

Ooh! Yum yum!

- Hooby galooby,

there are a lot of peep fruits.

- I wonder which

ones are juiciest.

- The only way to find out

is to try eating them!

- Hooby groovy

idea, Hubba Hubba!

I think I'm really gonna enjoy

answering this question today.

Oh, Tula,

is it okay if I finish this?

- You might as well, Groove.

- Ah, thanks Tula.

You're really kind!

Yeah, let me give you a big

hooble digger

- [Both] Hooble,

hooble,

digger, digger,

digger, digger, digger!

(both laughing)

- Right, would you order us some

peep fruit from Hooblet, please

Hubba Hubba?

- It would be my pleasure!

It'll be with you in the blink

of a Hooby eye.

- When the peep fruit arrives,

we'll taste each

one to see which is

the juiciest

and that's the one

you can put on top

of your apple tower.

- It also has to be

the biggest, Groove!

Don't forget, you

said the biggest

and juiciest.

- Yeah.

Shouldn't we do juicy first

and then big?

Or big first

and then juicy?

- Let's worry about

that when it arrives.

- It must be here soon.

- Yeah, but when?

♪ When, when, when, when? ♪

♪ When!? ♪

♪ When, when, when, when? ♪

♪ When!? ♪

♪ When, when, when? ♪

♪ When!? ♪

♪ When, when, when? ♪

♪ When!? ♪

♪ When, when, when, when? ♪

♪ When!? ♪

- Now!

That's when!

- Yeah.

- The fruit's here!

I'll get it!

(cheerful piano music)

- There we go!

(Groove and Iver laughing)

- The fruit's here for testing!

- [Tula] Oh, oh, raspberries!

- [Groove] Oh, look!

Strawberries!

- [Iver] And tomatoes!

- Right then.

Which one should we try first?

Tomatoes because they're big,

and the raspberries

because they look so juicy!

- Uh, let's go for juicy first!

Um, try the raspberries!

- Yes!

- [All] Hmm, mmm!

- Mmm!

Yes, juicy!

- Yeah, but are they

juicier than the

strawberries?

- Let's try them!

(all chewing)

- Those were even juicier

than the raspberries!

- And they're bigger!

- But they're not bigger

than the tomatoes.

- Ah, but are the

tomatoes juicy?

- Let's find out, shall we?

- Yeah.

(all chewing)

- Hooby galooby!

Tomatoes are juicy!

- Yeah, they're

juicier than apples.

- But apples are bigger.

- So, is the biggest

and juiciest fruit

an apple because it's bigger

or a tomato because its juicier?

- Oh, I have no idea, Groove.

- And what do Hoobs do

when they need an idea?

- [All] Have a Hooby think!

Hmmm!

♪ When you're stuck

for an answer ♪

♪ Or what to do ♪

♪ Stop, hmm ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Take a deep breath in ♪

♪ Think it out ♪

♪ Work it through don't

scream and shout ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ Don't go boo-hoo ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ You'll feel brand new ♪

♪ If you think it through ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

- [All] Hmmm

- Well, I've still no idea.

- Me neither.

- I have.

How about this for an idea?

We need to find a fruit that's

bigger than an apple

and juicier than a tomato!

- Yes, but where?

♪ Where, where, where? ♪

♪ Where? ♪

- (echoing) Hubba, hubba

- I think I know

where you might find

what you're looking for!

Ask the Tiddlypeeps!

- That's a Hoobacious

idea, Hubba hubba!

Do you want to go, Groove?

I'll drive.

- Yes, yeah.

Let's get those

motorettes fuming!

Seatbelt, Tula

- [Both] We're off to

see the Tiddlypeeps!

(energetic rock music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart! ♪

♪ They're fun! ♪

♪ They know! ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where

or when and how ♪

♪ Alas, I'm off, we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart! ♪

♪ They're fun! ♪

♪ They know! ♪

- Oh! Iver, Tula!

Look, these Tiddlypeeps

are playing a game!

(kids shouting)

- Hoodledoop, Tiddlypeeps!

Would you do a Hooby hello?

- [Tiddlypeeps] Yeah!

- Come on, then!

- [All] Hoobledoop, hoobledoop

woop, woop, woop!

- Um, how come you've

stopped playing your game?

- It's off time.

- We get really thirsty

after running around

so in the break we eat these!

- What are they?

- They're orange slices!

- Ah! An orange is a

kind of fruit, isn't it?

- That's right.

They're really juicy.

- That juice is so juicy!

It was dribbling

all down your hands!

Ha! Iver, Tula!

I think an orange might

be juicier than a tomato!

- [Iver] Right!

- [Tula] Juicier!

- [Iver] Juicier.

- What does an orange

look like before it's

been cut up into slices?

- Here's an orange, Groove!

- Oh! It's definitely

bigger than a tomato

but is it bigger than an apple?

- You can keep that if you want.

- Oh! Thanks Tiddlypeeps!

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Tiddlypeeps]

Hooble toodle doo!

(cheerful music)

- Oranges look really juicy.

- But is an orange

bigger than an apple?

- Here it is!

The biggest, juiciest

peep fruit in the world!

- Um, its not that much

bigger than an apple,

is it?

- No.

I suppose not.

- Ohhh

- Oh, don't get upset Groove.

Here, have an apple,

cheer yourself up.

- Now I wonder if

there's anything as juicy

as an orange, only bigger!

- (echoing) Hubba, Hubba!

- Hoobs!

Hoobs! Hoobs!

I have just received a

story from a Tiddlypeep

that might have the answer!

- Oh, I do hope so Hubba Hubba.

- Well have a look!

- [Storyteller] An

orange, a lemon, and

a grapefruit live together

on a kitchen table.

One day, the orange

jumped up and down crying

I'm the juiciest

fruit in the bowl!

No you're not! I'm the juiciest!

Shouted the lemon.

Nonsense,

said the grapefruit.

Everyone knows that

I am the juiciest.

Prove it.

Said the orange.

Right, we'll have a

squirting competition

to see which of us can

squirt the furthest.

The lemon took a deep breath,

squeezed herself

together and squirted

as hard as she could.

Her squirt reached the

end of the kitchen table!

b*at that!

She said to the orange.

So the orange took

a deep breath,

squeezed himself

together and squirted

as hard as he could.

His squirt went past

the end of the table

and hit the cupboard.

b*at that!

He said to the grapefruit.

The grapefruit took

in a deep breath

squeezed herself together

and squirted as

hard as she could.

Her squirt went past

the edge of the table,

past the kitchen cupboard,

and straight out of the window.

Hurrah!

I am the juiciest, see!

Only because you're the biggest

so you can fit more

juice inside you,

said the orange.

And started to roll

around the bowl.

Hey, I bet I'm the rolliest.

The orange turned to

look at the other two

but they were fast asleep.

Worn out from all

that squirting.

- So a grapefruit

is the biggest and

juiciest peep

fruit in the world!

- Well, we can't be

sure until we try one.

- Ah, how's everything

going, Hoobs?

Are you ready for Hoob news?

- We might be!

Once we've found out how

juicy a grapefruit is?

- Well, would you like

me to order you one from

Hooblet so you can test it?

- [All] Yes, please!

- What should we do

while we're waiting

for the grapefruit?

Eat the orange?

- (echoing) Romer, Romer

- Hoobledoop, Hoobs!

- [All] Hoobledoop, Romer!

- Now, Hubba Hubba

asked me to find out

what I could about fruit.

So, I've come here!

To the tropics!

- What kind of fruit

grows there, Romer?

- Well, I was just

coming to that, Iver!

I've just been to a place called

a plantation.

It's called that

because it's where

the fruit plants grow.

And that kind of fruit

that grows on these plants,

is rather marvelous!

They're called pineapples!

Oh, oh! Ow!

- What's the matter, Romer?

- Well, Tula, the thing

about these pineapples

is that they're ever so

spiky!

But--

- Oh, what's it going to be?

- I wonder what it is.

- Romer?

- Have a look at this!

These pineapples may be

spiky on the outside,

but inside

they're hoobaciously juicy!

Not only that, Hoobs,

But they're big, big, big!

- Bigger than a

grapefruit, Romer?

- Oh, much bigger, Groove!

And you won't find

many fruits with

their own twizzle tuft!

(all laughing)

- Which is why

I've sent you one!

A pineapple, not a

twizzle tuft that is!

This is Romer Hoob,

reporting for Hoob News.

Feeling

rather fruity.

Hooble toodle doo!

- [All] Hooble toodle doo!

- I'll get it!

- Hey, do you think

that'll be the grapefruit

or the pineapple?

- No!

Its a grapefruit

and a pineapple!

- I like that twizzle tuft!

- Yeah!

And look, the pineapple

is definitely bigger

than the grapefruit,

which is bigger than the orange,

which is bigger than the apple,

which is bigger than the tomato.

- Then it must the

biggest and juiciest

peep fruit in the world!

- Yeah!

- Yeah, I'm gonna make a fruit

tower with a big juicy

pineapple on top!

Where did the rest

of my fruit tower go?

- I think I ate it.

- [Tula And Iver] Groove!

- Oops!

- That's okay Groove.

Big, juicy pineapples

will make an even

bigger, juicier tower!

- Yeah, it will!

- (echoing) Hubba, Hubba!

- Hoobledoop, Tula!

- Hubba Hubba, we've

got the answer!

A pineapple!

Could you please

order some more?

- Well, of course!

They'll be with you any minute!

(piano music)

♪ Oh, Hoobs, ♪

♪ I'm on a flutter ♪

♪ At the thought of all

our pineapples arriving ♪

♪ And once there's a

great, big, juicy tower ♪

♪ We'll have the answer

for which we've ♪

♪ All been striving ♪

♪ Here they are now ♪

♪ Fetch them quick ♪

♪ I'll pile them in my bowl ♪

♪ They may be chunks

or slices thick ♪

♪ Or balanced, fully whole ♪

♪ One in here ♪

♪ And one in there ♪

♪ And another on the top ♪

♪ And one more there ♪

♪ And another here ♪

♪ Will it ever stop? ♪

♪ Lesser fruits can

only ever cower ♪

♪ At the foot of my

great, big, juicy tower! ♪

- I'll go!

♪ Oh, Tula, look

what we've got here ♪

♪ Enough pineapples to

rise up to the ceiling ♪

♪ This fruit is big and juicy ♪

♪ It's quite clear ♪

♪ That my display could

not be more appealing ♪

♪ One in here ♪

♪ And one in there ♪

♪ And another on the top ♪

♪ And one more there ♪

♪ And another here ♪

♪ Will it ever stop? ♪

♪ Here's some more ♪

♪ So pile them on ♪

♪ Build that tower high! ♪

♪ I'd like to ask

if you don't mind ♪

♪ Could I have one to try? ♪

♪ No, not again Groove, ♪

♪ Please don't devour ♪

♪ My splendid, spiky,

juicy, fruity tower! ♪

- (echoing) Hubba, Hubba!

- So Hoobs,

it sounds to me

as if you're ready

for today's Hoob news!

- Yes we are!

Is it time?

- Not quite, but by the time --

Oh, I think I can

hear an email coming

in for you.

- Ill go print it out!

It's for you Groove,

from a Tiddlypeep!

Dear Groove, we are

having something special

for tea.

Would you like to join us?

We'd love to see you!

- Hooby Groovy!

An invitation to a

special Tiddlypeep tea!

- And there's just

enough time for you to go

before Hoob news!

- If you're going

to a special tea,

you should take something

with you, Groove.

- You're right Hubba Hubba,

but what?

♪ What, what, what? ♪

♪ What? ♪

- I know what!

One of those pineapples!

- Oh, yes, the

biggest and juiciest

peep fruit in the

world would be a really

good thing to have at a special

Tiddlypeep tea!

- I agree!

C'mon Groove!

Let's find those Tiddlypeeps.

I'll drive!

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart! ♪

♪ They're fun! ♪

♪ They know! ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who, what, where

or when and how ♪

♪ Alas and off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart! ♪

♪ They're fun! ♪

♪ They know! ♪

- Hoobledoop Tiddlypeeps!

[Tiddlypeeps] Hoobledoop Groove!

- We're so glad you could

come to tea with us.

- Look what I brought you.

- Pineapples!

Thanks Groove!

- What's that you're eating?

It's huge!

- It's a watermelon.

- Oh.

Is it a kind of fruit?

- Yes, and it's really juicy.

- Here, try some.

- Oh, thank you.

(chewing)

Hooby galooby!

That is the juiciest

fruit I have ever tasted.

- Oh!

- Tula!

- It's much bigger

than a pineapple.

This has to be the

biggest and juiciest

big fruit in the world.

Iver, Tula!

Ask Hubba Hubba to

order some watermelon

from Hooblet.

It's gotta be the answer!

Thanks for letting

me have some of

your watermelon.

Hooble toodle doo!

- [Both] Hooble toodle doo!

- Right this way Tula.

Bring the watermelon.

This way.

Over there.

Oh, um, yes put

it down anywhere.

Are you-

Can you manage?

- This is the biggest fruit

I have ever seen

anywhere.

- Wow!

This is a link to that thing!

How're you gonna get

that on top of your

fruit tower?

- I don't know!

- Oh, let's work it our later!

It's time for Hoob news!

Come on, bring the melon.

This way, Tula!

♪ Give me a fruit ♪

♪ That I can toot ♪

♪ A tooty fruit would

simply be no use ♪

♪ I'd like a plum ♪

♪ To bite my drum ♪

♪ Your drum will

then get splashed ♪

♪ With fruity juice ♪

♪ A juicy fruit ♪

♪ Is just for fun ♪

♪ The Hoobs have found

the biggest one of all ♪

♪ The juicy fruit ♪

♪ Of which we sing ♪

♪ Is a watermelon like

a big ring ball! ♪

- (echoing) Hubba, Hubba!

- Well Hoobs, are you

ready to give me your

Hoob news for my Hoobapedia?

- We're ready, Hubba Hubba!

- Then, take it away!

- Hoobledoop woop to

all you Hoobs out there!

Welcome to Hoob News!

The news show for

Hoobs everywhere!

I'm Iver!

- I'm Tula!

- And I'm Groove!

- And today we've been

asking the question,

- What is the biggest

and juiciest peep fruit

in the world.

I promised to get

Tula the biggest and

juiciest peep fruit in the world

because I'd eaten

her special apple.

Only, I didn't know

which fruit that was.

- Hubba Hubba found

pictures of lots of fruit

on Hooblet.

So we asked him to

order some for us

so we could test which

one was the juiciest!

- And we discovered

that tomatoes are

juicier than raspberries

and strawberries.

- But they're not really

bigger than apples,

so they're not the

biggest and juiciest.

- Then we went to

see some Tiddlypeeps

who were eating oranges.

We found out that

oranges are juicier

than tomatoes.

- But not all that much

bigger than apples.

- Hubba Hubba then

showed us a story

from a Tiddlypeep all about

a lemon and an orange

and a grapefruit

having a squirting contest.

- Yeah, The grapefruit won.

- We were sure that

the grapefruit was

the biggest, juiciest

peep fruit in the world

until Romer told us

about pineapples.

- A pineapple was

definitely bigger than a

grapefruit.

- We thought we had the answer.

- But then,

some Tiddlypeeps invited

me to a special tea

and d'you know what

they were eating?

- [All] Watermelon!

- A watermelon is

bigger and juicier than

any other peep

fruit in the world!

- [All] Hoop, Hoop, hurray!

- It's a whopper, Hoobs!

No doubt about that!

- I know Hubba Hubba!

- So, its thanks once again

to Iver,

Tula,

Groove,

and Romer

for finding out about fruit and

giving up a peep into

the world of Peeps.

And remember,

wherever and whatever you are,

have a juicy, juicy day and

Hooble toodle doo!

- [All] Hooble toodle doo!

- Have you worked

out how you're going

to put that big

watermelon on top of your

fruit tower?

- Hmm, I've decided

I'm not going to.

- You're not?

What are you gonna do with it?

- Eat it!

What else!?

(all laughing)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Romer's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ The motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep engine spinning ♪

♪ Hoob, hoob, hurray! ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way! ♪

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say? ♪

♪ Hoobs! ♪
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