03x24 - Stories

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Hoobs". Aired: 15 January 2001 – 3 January 2003.*
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It stars five creatures called Hoobs (Hubba Hubba, Iver, Groove, Tula, and Roma) from the fictional Hoobland, and their interactions with Earth and the human race.
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03x24 - Stories

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(electronic whooshing)

- Hooble doop, Tiddlypeeps!

I'm Hubba Hubba, talking

to you from Hoobland.

And I'm about to send

four of my favorite Hoobs

down to Earth to find

out all about you

for my great Hoobopedia.

Here they come!

(electronic whooshing)

(joyful trumpet music)

(upbeat rock music)

♪ You know who the Hoobs are ♪

- Iver.

- Groove.

- And Tula!

- We're Hoobs!

♪ And they're ready to go ♪

- [Groove] Wahey!

♪ Now the wheels are turning ♪

♪ We can all get learning ♪

♪ All the things

we want to know ♪

- Yahey!

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Here we come!

- Wahey!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪

( rhythmic music)

- Help, help! It's a giant!

- Just a one bang sandwich

for me, please, Groove.

- All righty.

(hammer splats)

- [Tula] It's a great big giant!

- Groove, did you just

hear what I just heard?

- What, Tula shouting,

"It's a great big giant!"

- Yes. What do you

think it means?

- Tula's seen a great big giant?

- Hooby galooby! (they yell)

- Tula's seen a giant!

He might step on the Hoobmobile

and squash us as

flat as a Hoobarama!

We've got to get up there!

- Have we? I mean, we have!

Hang on, Tula! We're on our way!

- Yeah, never fear,

Iver's here! Ooh!

- Come on you!

(Iver pants and gasps)

- Ooh, giant, giant, giant!

Wait for me!

- He's big! He's hairy!

And he's heading this way!

Bang, bang, bang!

Oh, Hooble doop Iver,

Hooble doop Groove.

- Where's the giant?

- The great big giant?

- Yeah.

- Heading this way?

- Yeah!

Bang, bang bang!

- (laughs) Oh, that!

I was reading this

Tiddlypeeps story.

It's all about a giant.

- A story?!

- Yes! Tiddlypeeps stories

are full of giants,

and princesses, and beanstalks.

- And we thought there

was a real giant up here.

- Oh well, actually, I didn't

think there was a real giant.

- Oh yes you did, Groove!

Well, we both did.

- Well, I can see how Groove

might fight a giant with

a Hoobysandwich hammer,

but what were you going to do

with a cheese sandwich, Iver?

- Oh, I don't know.

Oh dear, I've quite

lost my appetite.

- Never fear, Groove

is here. (munches)

- You know, I really would love

to write one of these

Tiddlypeep stories.

But, how?

(triumphant music)

♪ How ♪

♪ How how how ♪

♪ How ♪

♪ How how how ♪

♪ How how ♪

- I know exactly how!

- You do?

- Of course, follow me!

(energetic piano music)

- And no more giants please!

- Right then, first you

get a piece of paper.

- Okay, and then?

- Then, you get a pen.

- Ooh.

And then?

- You write the story!

Easy as Hoobypie.

- But how do I think of all

the things to put in it?

Who's the story about? (sighs)

- Ooh, Iver, we need your help!

How can Tula write a story?

- Um--

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba.

- How can Tula write a story?

An abso-Hooby-lutely perfect

question for Hoob News!

It'll make a very

entertaining section

in my giant Hoobopedia.

Now, I'll email

Roma straight away.

(electronic whooshing)

- I want my story

to be just as good

as the ones in my Tiddlypeep

book, Hubba Hubba.

- In that case, let's

start by looking

at some famous

Tiddlypeep stories!

They have so many

different characters!

This one is Sleeping Beauty.

It's about a girl

who went to sleep,

and who was woken by a kiss!

This one's called

Hansel and Gretel.

That's Jack and the Beanstalk.

There's Snow White.

The Frog Prince.

Little Red Riding

Hood in her red cape.

And that's Pinocchio,

the little wooden boy.

And there's the very

tiny Thumbelina, ahh!

- Hooby galooby, did you see

all those amazing characters?

They are perfect for my story.

Once upon a time, there

was a sleeping princess,

and a girl with a red cape,

and a little wooden boy,

and a really tiny girl...

- Can I just say

something, here?

- And a frog.

(sighs) What, Iver?

- Well, those characters

are already in stories.

Wouldn't it be better to think

of a character of your own?

- Oh.

Oh, I suppose so.

But how could I do that?

- Oh, don't worry

Tula, we'll help.

(mystical music)

♪ You could write

a lovely tale ♪

♪ About a Tiddlypeep

called Jack ♪

♪ Or a magic mouse, yes

that's what I'd suggest ♪

♪ A beautiful princess ♪

♪ With hair right

down her back ♪

♪ I think a fairy queen

would be the best ♪

♪ A story's not a story

with nobody in it ♪

♪ So until you

know who's in it ♪

♪ You can't even begin it ♪

♪ Now I have to work out

who I'm writing about ♪

♪ And then I can get

on with all the rest ♪

♪ You could write

about a rabbit ♪

♪ With sticky out teeth ♪

♪ A bluebird or a bleating

mountain goat, baa baa ♪

♪ A hairy little caterpillar

crawling on a leaf ♪

♪ The fairy queen's the

one who gets my vote ♪

♪ Oh yes ♪

♪ Now listen here ♪

♪ She's having an idea ♪

♪ Yes, my head is

all in a whirl! ♪

- Who is to be?

- Do tell us, Tula!

- Could it be me?

- No, I'm going to write

about a little girl!

♪ She's called Rosie ♪

- Rosie?

♪ Yes, Rosie! ♪

♪ Rosie with a ribbon

that's tied in a bow ♪

♪ Oh Rosie ♪

♪ She's the one for me ♪

♪ I'm ready to begin it ♪

♪ Now I know who's going in it ♪

♪ I'll pick up my pen ♪

♪ And off I'll go ♪

Right, once upon a time.

- Well, that's sorted then.

Cheese sandwich, Iver?

- Oh, no thank you Groove, I

don't feel like eating yet.

- Ah well.

- Still getting over that giant.

(hammer boings and splats)

- Listen, listen!

Once upon a time, there was

a little girl called Rosie,

who had long golden hair

with a big red ribbon in it.

She lived,

she lived...

- Where?

(mysterious music)

♪ Where where where ♪

♪ Where ♪

- Oh, I don't know where!

Where would a girl called Rosie,

with long golden hair and

a big red ribbon, live?

- Oh, in a great big shop where

they sell cheese sandwiches!

All day long she hammered

away at the cheese sandwiches,

bang bang bang bang bang!

(hammer boings and splats)

Bang bang bang bang bang!

- No, no!

No more banging, please, Groove.

- Anyway, Rosie's a

Tiddlypeep, not a Hoob!

Tiddlypeeps don't hammer

their sandwiches, do they?

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba.

- How's the story coming along?

- It's off to a Hoobacious

start, Hubba Hubba!

Tula's got a character

called Rosie.

- But I can't decide

where she lives.

- Sounds to me like you should

ask the Tiddlypeeps to help!

- There, that's what

you should do, Tula!

You drive, Groove, I'm still

getting over the giant.

(Groove laughs)

- Ah, come on Groove!

- Yep!

(energetic piano music)

- Seatbelt, Groove?

- Yep!

- We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps!

(rhythmic rock music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

- Hooble doop, Tiddlypeeps!

- Hooble doop, Tula!

- Oh, what're you drawing?

- I'm drawing some mountains.

- [Tula ] Oh, and

what's this one?

- [Girl] This is a village!

- I'm writing a story, and

it's all about a little girl

called Rosie, with long golden

hair and a big red ribbon.

But I don't really know

where she ought to live.

- She could live on a mountain!

- [Tula] Oh, that's a good idea!

- Or she could

live in a village!

- What do you think,

Iver and Groove?

- [Iver] Mountain!

- [Groove] Village!

- [Iver] Village!

- [Groove] Mountain!

- [Tula] Oh, I don't

know which one's best!

- Well, what if she

lived in a village...

- By a mountain!

- Of course, in a

village, by a mountain!

That's exactly where

she should live!

Can I take these

pictures with me?

- Of course!

- Hoobletoodledoo!

(upbeat rock music)

- Well, I still say,

I like the village!

- And I like the mountain!

- Well, I like them both!

(Iver giggles)

Right, where was I?

Once upon a time there was

a little girl called Rosie,

who had long golden hair

with a big red ribbon on it.

She lived in a village

right next to a mountain.

- Wow, Tula, that's beginning

to sound like a real story!

- One day--

- Oh good, good!

- Hooby groovy!

- She, she, she...

- Bought herself another ribbon?

- Sat on a chair?

- Ate a cheese sandwich?

- No no no no! None of those

things sounds like a story!

Something needs to happen!

But what?

(mysterious music)

♪ What what what ♪

♪ What ♪

- I don't know what!

- The cheese sandwich

idea's pretty Hooby groovy!

Though I say so myself.

- [Computer] Roma.

- Oh, it's Roma! If

anyone knows, Roma will!

- Hooble doop, Hoobs!

- Hooble doop, Roma!

- Now, Hoobs, when

Hubba Hubba emailed me

to tell me you were finding

out all about stories today,

I decided to make up my own!

- Oh, Hooby groovy, Roma!

What's it all about?

- Once upon a time, there

was a beautiful Hoob

called Roma.

- [Iver] Oh. (chuckles)

- One day, she was standing in

a forest surrounded by trees.

Big trees, small trees.

- [Groove] Small trees.

- Medium sized trees.

- Medium trees.

- Teeny weeny trees.

- It's not very interesting,

this story, is it?

- Shh!

- Wait a minute!

What's that noise?

I can hear a rustling.

I think I'd better stop

and find out what it is!

(gasps) Oh no!

- What?

- I just saw a furry tail!

It must be a bear!

Oh no, there's a big

grizzly bear in the forest!

- Oh no!

- Run, Roma!

- Yeah, hide!

(frantic piano music)

- Just a minute!

It wasn't a big

grizzly bear at all!

It was a cute little squirrel.

(relieved sighs)

I'm sorry, Hoobs,

but you have to admit

it was rather exciting.

In fact, I think I'll

add it to my story.

- Good idea, Roma!

- Once upon a time, there was

a beautiful Hoob called Roma.

(Groove laughs)

One day, she was standing in

a forest surrounded by trees.

- [Iver] Trees!

- [Groove] Trees, yeah.

- All of a sudden

she heard a noise.

(Tula giggles)

- [Groove] Ooh.

Don't worry, Hoobs,

it is only a squirrel!

(they laugh)

(angry roaring)

(gasps) No! This time

it really is a bear!

(they yell)

Oh dear, this is Roma Hoob

signing off very quickly!

Hoobletoodledoo!

(electronic whooshing)

- What a Hooby groovy report!

Roma was just

standing in a forest,

minding her own business,

when something really

exciting happened!

- Yes, yes, yes, anyway, back

to trying to do something

with this story.

- But don't you see?

That's what you should

be doing with the story!

Something really

exciting should happen!

- (gasps) You're right, Iver!

Something really,

really exciting.

- A really, really

exciting thing!

- Yeah, really, really exciting!

- Yes! Like what?

(mysterious music)

♪ What what what ♪

♪ What ♪

- I don't know what.

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba.

- Oh, maybe Hubba Hubba does!

- I can't wait to

read this story, Tula!

- I'm a bit stuck, Hubba Hubba.

How d'you think of

something exciting?

- Why don't you ask

the Tiddlypeeps?

They're bound to be able to

think of some exciting things.

- Of course! Are

you coming, Iver?

- No, I'm still a bit

wobbly from the giant.

- Oh, come on then Groove!

- Yeah, let's get those

Motorettes singing! (laughs)

(rhythmic rock music)

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

♪ The Tiddlypeeps,

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ If we need to know ♪

♪ Who what where

why when and how ♪

♪ We'll ask them, off we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ On the road we go ♪

♪ We're off to see

the Tiddlypeeps ♪

♪ They're smart,

they're fun, they know ♪

(mumbling)

- Hooble doop, Tiddlypeeps!

- Hooble doop, Tula!

- Wow, these pictures

are Hoobily groobily!

- [Girl In Pink] They're

supposed to be clouds!

- They look just like them.

Can you see these,

Iver and Groove?

- Yeah!

- Oh, they're Hoobacious!

- Hooby groovy!

- Hey, this one

looks like a chair!

- [Tula] A chair?

- And that one looks

like a frying pan!

- A frying pan? But I thought

you said they were clouds?

Surely a cloud is a cloud?

- Not if you use

your imagination.

- How do I do that?

- On a nice day, just look up

into the sky at real clouds

and imagine they look

like all sorts of things.

- Look at these ones

and use your imagination

to see if they remind

you of anything else.

- Oh, is that all I have to do?

Okay, well, that one looks

like a, Hooby galooby!

That one looks like a monster!

(Hoobs laugh)

- It does look like a monster!

Well done, Tula!

- That's it, a monster!

Can I take these back with me?

- Of course!

- Oh thanks for helping me use

my imagination, Tiddlypeeps!

Hoobletoodledoo!

- Hoobletoodledoo!

(upbeat rock music)

- I have to say,

I think that cloud

looked more like

a cheese sandwich.

- Don't be silly, Groove.

- Now I have started

using my imagination

I just can't stop!

(they laugh)

- Hooby galooby!

I've never seen anyone

write as fast as that!

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba.

- Sorry to rush you, Tula,

but time is moving on.

- Yes, I know, Hubba Hubba,

the story is just

about finished!

- Good, that's

Hooble-dooble-dooper!

But I really need it now!

- Well, I'll fax

it through to you!

It'll be there in no time.

- Yes, but when?

(triumphant music)

♪ When ♪

♪ When when when ♪

- When?

♪ When ♪

♪ When when when ♪

- When?

♪ When when when ♪

- When?

♪ When when ♪

♪ When when ♪

- When?

- Here's when, I've got it!

And I've got a Tiddlypeep

to read it for you.

- Oh!

Now, Hoobs, are you

sitting comfortably?

- Oh, just a minute,

I just need to--

- Yes!

- Then Tula's story will begin.

(they giggle)

(electronic whooshing)

(magical piano music)

- [Tiddlypeep] Once upon a time,

there was a little

girl called Rosie.

(Rosie giggles)

She had long golden hair,

with a big red ribbon in it.

She lived in a village

right next to a mountain.

Now, on the mountain, there

lived a hairy, scary monster!

The villagers would

often hear him roar.

(monster roars)

- [Iver and Groove] Ooh!

- [Groove] Scary!

- [Tiddlypeep] One

morning, Rosie found

that her big red

ribbon had gone,

and there were great

big monster footprints

leading out of the village!

- That hairy, scary monster

has taken my hair ribbon!

(mysterious music)

- [Tiddlypeep] The

villagers all shouted.

- You don't want to go near

that hairy, scary monster!

He'll roar at you!

- [Tiddlypeep] But

Rosie bravely set off.

(adventurous music)

At last, she came to a cave.

(Rosie gasps)

And there was the

hairy, scary monster!

- You're wearing

my big red ribbon!

- Oh, I'm sorry, I

really needed it!

You see, I am so hairy

that I couldn't see

where I was going.

That made me cross, and

when I'm cross, I roar!

(roars)

Then people think I'm scary.

(sad music)

I don't want to be

hairy, or scary!

- Ah, I'm going to

make sure you're not

hairy or scary anymore!

(mystical tinkling)

(scissors snipping)

- [Tiddlypeep] So she gave the

monster a very smart haircut.

(electronic whooshing)

- Hooray!

- Oh, Tula, that was Hoobacious!

I was really excited

when Rosie went off

looking for the monster.

- Yeah, I loved the bit when

she followed the footprints

up the mountain!

(they giggle)

- Oh, and that

ending was so happy!

- Well, enough of endings,

it's time to begin!

Hoob News!

(they laugh)

Come on! (chuckles)

(melodic music)

♪ Oh Tootle dear ♪

♪ How can we tell a story ♪

♪ A ripping yarn ♪

♪ A tale from long ago ♪

♪ We want to hear ♪

♪ Of heroes and their glory ♪

♪ Oh tell us now ♪

♪ We really want to know ♪

♪ A story is ♪

♪ Your very own creation ♪

♪ Take fairy queens ♪

♪ And princes in their prime ♪

♪ To tell a tale ♪

♪ You need imagination ♪

♪ But always start

with once upon a time ♪

♪ Yes, stories start

with once upon ♪

♪ A time ♪

- [Computer] Hubba Hubba.

- Well now, Hoobs,

are you ready to give

me all your Hoob News

for my great Hoobopedia?

- We're ready, Hubba Hubba!

- Then let's start at

the very beginning.

(fast-paced rock music)

- Hooble doop woop to

all you Hoobs out there!

Welcome to Hoob News, the news

show for Hoobs everywhere.

I'm Iver.

- I'm Tula.

- And I'm Groove.

- And today we've been

asking the question--

- How can Tula write a story?

Once upon a time, there

was a Hoob called Tula.

- [Iver] She wanted

to write a story

but she didn't

know how to start.

- [Tula] The Hoobs discovered

that Tiddlypeep books

have lots of Hoobily

groobily characters in them.

- [Groove] So Tula made

up a character of her own

called Rosie.

- [Iver] The Tiddlypeeps

helped her decide

that Rosie lived in a

village by a mountain.

- [Tula] But Tula didn't know

what happened in the story.

- [Iver] Roma's report

showed her that good stories

have exciting things

happen in them.

- [Groove] And the

Tiddlypeeps showed Tula

how to use her imagination

to come up with a

really exciting idea.

- [Tula] And she finished

her story in no time at all!

- [Groove] It was the most

Hooby groovy story ever!

Even if it didn't have any

cheese sandwiches in it.

- [Iver] Groove.

- And so the story was finished

and the three little Hoobs

lived happily ever after.

- Ah, that was

Hooble-dooble-dooper, Hoobs.

I think I'm going to

write a story myself, now!

- Oh, do send it

to us, Hubba Hubba!

We'd love to read it!

- I will!

So it's thanks once again to

Iver, Tula, Groove and Roma

for giving Hoobs everywhere

a little peep into

the world of peeps.

So get out those pencils, Hoobs,

and start writing!

Hoobletoodledoo!

- Hoobletoodledoo!

- Write another

story, Tula, go on!

- Yeah, and this time, write

it about cheese sandwiches!

- Okay.

- Once upon a time, there was

a greedy Hoob called Groove.

- That's a terrible beginning.

- I like it.

- And a bossy little

Hoob called Iver.

- I don't like it so much now.

- Oh, only teasing!

(upbeat rock music)

♪ Hubba Hubba's in Hoobland ♪

♪ And Roma's

somewhere far away ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ The Motorettes are singing ♪

♪ We keep the engines spinning ♪

♪ Hoob hoob hooray ♪

♪ The Hoobmobile is

coming your way ♪

- Here we come!

- Wahey!

- Oh!

♪ The Hoobs are here

so what do you say ♪

♪ Hoobs ♪
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