03x04 - House Training / Dare Devil Bear / Paddington the Rock Star

[bunniefuu]

♪ Left Peru and sailed
to England alone ♪

♪ There he met the Browns

♪ And they took him home

♪ Now a new life has begun

♪ He's Windsor Gardens'
favorite son ♪

♪ Cause he always does his
best to help everyone ♪

♪ When a problem appears

♪ He never misses a b*at

♪ And always finds a way
to land on his feet ♪

♪ He has his very own
unique point of view ♪

♪ Looks at everything
as if it's brandnew ♪

♪ He is friendly and polite

♪ And he tries to
do things right ♪

♪ But he gets in sticky messes

♪ Just the same

♪ He's curious and
speaks his mind ♪

♪ But trouble's never
far behind ♪

♪ It's Paddington bear
he's one of a kind ♪

I'm Paddington bear!

Have you seen Paddington?

Atchoo!

He must still
be in bed. why?

He seems to have
brought a friend home.

What friend?
Atchoo!

I can't find my other slipper.

You were wearing
both of them last... atchoo!

[barking]

That sounded like a dog.

A dog!?!

We heard some barking
just now, Paddington.

Bears don't bark, Mr. Brown.
We sometimes grumble,
but we never bark.

What's that?
What's what?

Where did you get
that dog, Paddington?

I didn't get it
anywhere, Mrs. Bird.

It followed me home.
Isn't he wonderful?

I call him Windsor.

Wasn't he clever to find
your slipper, Mr. Brown?

I'm afraid you can't keep it,
Paddington. he'll have to go.
But you took me in

when I was lost and
had nowhere to go.

That's different. you had a
label round your neck saying,

"please look after this bear.
Thank you."

I could make Windsor a label,
if you like.

Atchoo!
I'm afraid mrs. Brown
is allergic to dogs.

So he mustn't come into
the house again.

Atchoo!

Reward?!

What do you intend to do
with that dog, bear?

I'm going to try Windsor's
owners, Mr. Curry.

That sounds like a tall order
for a young bear like yourself.

But if I were to take
care of the dog

while you look for the owners,

that would make us equal
partners. so that, legally,

any reward money would be
shared equally between us.

I don't know if
well, that's settled then.

The sooner you get cracking,
bear, the sooner
I get that reward.

Uh... i... I mean,
the sooner weget that reward.

Come along, little fellow.

Stop that!

Found. small puppy.

Owners please contact Mr. p.
Brown, at Windsor Gardens.

Now to take a photo of Windsor
to put on the found posters.

Come back here! Dog!

Will you do as you're told?! Oh!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

What are you doing about finding
this dog's owners, bear?

I'm making some posters,
Mr. Curry. the print shop said

it would cost five pounds,
but I don't have any money.

Highway robbery. this had
better produce results, bear.

Ah! Stop! Oh, dog!
What are you doing?!

I'm sure I can get that bear
to take care of the dog
andfind the owners.

[barking]
you must have got away
from Mr. Curry, Windsor.

He'll be very upset. I'm afraid
you'll have to go back.

I wonder how he got out and
tangled himself up like that?

He's a very smart dog,
Mr. Curry.

Not very smart in the house
training department.

What are those, bear?
The found posters, Mr. Curry.

You can't use that photograph!
I look like an idiot.

They might be rather
costly to change.

[glass breaking]
[barking]

oh, never mind!
I'll take care of the posters,

but you do something
about training this dog!

Windsor, come!

[giggling and laughing]

sit!

How do you do that, bear?

Dogs are very fond of
marmalade chunks, Mr. Curry.

You can't train a dog
with marmalade chunks!

Why don't you try it,
Mr. Curry?

Stop! I say stop, dog!

Hmm... maybe that bear
is onto something.

[barking]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Wonderful!

But where did you find
that newspaper?

Oh...

As someone picked up
the newspaper?

That's our puppy!
I don't like the look
of that lunatic with him.

We must hurry to
Windsor Gardens.

You're starting to
grow on me, Windsor.

If I'm lucky, maybe your owner
won't show up.

Mr. Curry doesn't often
leave his house.

Ah! Good morning.
What can I do for you?

We've come for
Windsor, Mr. Curry.

Windsor? Oh, the dog!

He's gone. run away.
Off! Good riddance!

Hmm...
I'll try calling him.

Come, Windsor. come!

[barking]

You're back!

Why, look at him!
Look how welltrained he is!

Who trained him?

I must say it wasn't easy,
but I've dealt with more
difficult cases.

Well, isn't this fortuitous!

Yes, isn't it.

I'm a dog breeder. I have
this rottweiler called fang.

He's a real monster.
Why don't I bring him around
and you can have a go at him?

I... I'm very busy, you see?

I'd be happy to help,
Mr. Curry. after all,

you did help me find
Windsor's owners!

I don't understand why
we had to travel so far

only to end up back
in London, Mr. Gruber.

No, no, Mr. Brown.

You see, this is London,
Ontario, in Canada.

It has the same name,
but it is completely different.

Oh! That must be dash logan!

Are you here for the air show?
Oh yes, I love aircraft.

I used to fly a biplane
when I was a young man.

Sorry, we're all
out of marmalade.

But try this maple syrup
on your pancakes.

Hmm! It's very nice, thank you.

Be careful, though.
It's awfully sticky.

Ah!

Oops! It's even stickier
than marmalade.

Oh, dear...

Oh, dear, Mr. Brown.
This is not a very

good start of the day.
It's okay.

Keep the bottle as a souvenir.

Thank you very much.

Oh! Ouch! Oh!

Does this hurt?

Yeah! I must have sprained
my ankle when I fell off

the wing.
We're supposed to
perform this afternoon.

Where am I going to find
another wingwalker at
such short notice?

I told you, Billy.

Wingwalking is not only
oldfashioned, it's dangerous.

You should get a jet like mine.

People love our
daredevil act just fine.

[squeaking]

Do you hear that
noise, Mr. Brown?

No, Mr. Gruber.

[squeaking]

I'm afraid I've got some syrup
on my Wellington boots.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Never mind.

Look at that glider!

I've never seen a plane
with two sets of wings before!

I've got to find a wingwalker
in the next two hours,
or I'm sunk!...

No?... thanks anyway.

Excuse me.

But did I hear you say you need
someone to walk on the wing?

Yes! Do you know how?

Bears are very good at walking.
Really?

Certainly. I learned to walk
when I was a young bear.

No kidding! A real pro, hey?
You're a lifesaver!

I'm Billy the barnstormer,
the greatest daredevil
pilot in the world!

Put 'er there, pal.
I'm Paddington Brown. pleased
to meet you, Mr. Barnstormer.

Whoa! That's quite a grip
you have there, Mr. Brown.

Oh, dear! I'm afraid
I got maple syrup all
over my paws by mistake.

We'll meet at two o'clock.
I'll be here.

Look, Mr. Brown.
That's a Lancaster Bomber.

There are only a few
left in the world.

That's right,
ladies and gentlemen!

This afternoon, I will perform
my famous double loop!

And I will be wingwalking
with Billy the barnstormer.

Boring! Billy's act
is old-fashioned.

Nobody wingwalks anymore.

And you're not
daredevil McDuff.

No. I'm a daredevil bear!

Hmm!

Uh, Mr. Brown, are you sure?
Wingwalking is very dangerous.

Don't worry, Mr. Gruber.
I'll be all right.

I could do it with my eyes shut.

But remember, Mr. Brown, you
may feel differently about it

when you are thousands
of feet in the sky.

What?!

No! No! Not thousands of feet.

Phew! Then, I have nothing
to worry about.

Just one thousand feet. we want
people on the ground to see us.

Gulp!

Listen, if you're getting
cold feet, I understand.

Cold feet? Oh no. I'm wearing
my wellingtons.

Excuse me, I won't be a moment.

[announcer]: Watch as dash logan
takes off to demonstrate

his famous double loop!

If you're worried about
your bear friend, you can
come up with us, you know.

Thank you.
I don't mind if I do.

[squeaking]
I'm ready now.

Okay! It's showtime!

[announcer]: and now,

Billy barnstormer and
the daredevil bear

will demonstrate
the art of wingwalking.

Okay, I've leveled out.

Now give me a thumb's up
when you're ready.

I'm afraid I can't.
Bears don't have thumbs.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Please be careful.

Oh!

Oh, dear! Mr. Brown...

I'll help you.

Thank you, Mr. Gruber.

[all]: Ow! Whoa!

[the crowd]: Wow!

[announcer]: What a stunt! That
wingwalker has amazing balance!

That bear is a born daredevil!

Let's give 'em one more pass.

Hold on! I'm going
to wiggle the wings.

Pardon?

Wiggle! Wiggle!

That was great!
I'm taking her down.

[announcer]: What a display
of skill and daring!

Let's hear it for
Billy the barnstormer
and the daredevil bear!

You didn't have to stay on
the wing during the landing,
Mr. Brown.

Oh, but I did, Mr. Gruber.

Thanks to my souvenir maple
syrup, I couldn't help myself.

♪ I like who I am
and I wanna be me ♪

♪ Don't wanna be
anyone on tv ♪

♪ Get out in the sun
and make the day fun! ♪

Whooooof!

No Paddington,
it's like this.

♪ ...i learn good stuff
and that is cool ♪

♪ ♪

Whoops!

Oh... whoaaaaa!

Ha ha ha ha!

Certainly not like that.

Like this?

Whoops!

Whoooooooaaaa!
Oof!

Like this!

[music]

Ta-da!

Huh? Wow!

Oh, I can do that.

Whoa!

Paddington, maybe you should
just play the guitar.

Mrs. bird, I didn't know you
were a nutmegs' fan too.

You're never too old
to rock and roll.

Why don't you come to the
concert with us tonight?

Oh yes, please!
Paddington's coming too.

What'll I wear?
Don't worry. you'll
look smashing.

That's a real good way
to show you care.

[Judy and Paddington]:
♪ We dance in the sun
and make it all fun ♪

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[the crowd]: They're coming!
I see their car!

[cheers]
it's Jive Chive!

Ah, man!

My fire is totally snuffed.

I'm totally tuned out
of this scene.

Hold on a sec... oh, come on,
jive baby, you can do it!

I know you're tired,
you need a break.

But listen to those fans.
The show must go on!

Yeah, yeah, he's coming.

What I wouldn't fork over
to pitch a switch!

Now? Get someone
to take your place now?

Jive, baby, be realistic.
You're on stage in ten minutes!

Besides, there's no one like you
on this whole planet.

Is that in cement?
Absolutely no one.

[the crowd is cheering.]

Oh!
I'd better get some
security to help you get in.

[loud screaming]

Hey!

Wow! Pete and repeat!

No. I'm sorry, Mr. Chive.
My name is Paddington.

I'm very pleased to meet you.

Can you pull a string
and make it sing?

Why, yes. I broke one
of those this morning.

Broken? Smoken!

You're my guy to fly!

Whoa!
Come on, jive.

You're on in five minutes.

Whoa!

Come on, Paddington, the
nutmegs are on in five minutes.

Come on, let's sit
right at the front!

What a good idea! I've brought
my old autograph book
just in case.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

♪ Jive jive jive ♪

Here.

Knock 'em dead, kid!

Oh, dear...
[the crowd is cheering.]

[the crowd]: jive! Jive! Jive!

Jive! Jive! Jive! Jive!

Jive! Jive! Jive! Jive!

[guitar sound]

♪ Be alive live live live
make it jive jive jive jive ♪

♪ I like who I am
and I wanna be me ♪

♪ Don't wanna be anyone on tv

♪ Get out in the sun
and make the day fun ♪

♪ Be alive live live live
make it jive jive jive jive ♪

Whoa! What's the rage
on the stage?

He's all wired
and lookin' fired!

Paddington, sit down.

♪ Be alive live live live
make it jive jive jive ♪

♪ I'm good to my friends
and we all share ♪

♪ That's a real good way
to show you care ♪

♪ We dance in the sun
and make it all fun ♪

♪ Be alive live live live

That furball really grooves!

♪ When I'm finished playing
I pick up my stuff ♪

♪ Cause loosing things
is really rough ♪

♪ I help out my mom
and I help out my dad ♪

♪ Cause not doing that
would make them sad ♪♪

Arnie, you should
see jive tonight!

He's really lighting
up the stage!

Hey! I'm the jive Chive.

But dig the cool fool!

But... but...

I had an itch to pull a switch.
But now, I'm back for a whack!

Paddington!

Look out! This lady
does serious umbrella.

You're not Paddington!

You want your bear?
He's grooving there!

But if that's Paddington out
there, then you must be...

Jive Chive!

The tune's gonna end,

let's yank your friend.

Oh! Hello, Mr. Chive.

Was that all right?
Paddington! You were brilliant!

Thanks, little bear.
Now dish out the hair!

Hey jive, here's your jacket
for your next number.

Thank you, Mr. Chive.
I was getting a little warm.

[crowd]: Jive Chive!

I loved your racket.
Keep my old jacket.

Thank you. it's very sparkly.

Mr. Chive, would you sign this?
To Mrs. Bird.

If you let me be, 'cause I'm me
not he. to mrs. b from jive c.

[crowd]: Jive Chive! Jive Chive!

You're on!
I can dig it. let's go wig it!

Thanks, litle dude.
Your music's rude.

It was so good!
And the best part

was that Paddington
gave me jive's jacket!...

Of course, you can try it on.
Come on over!

Here you go. a fresh batch
of marmalade for our star bear.

It was fun being
a rock star bear.

But I have to say, these are not
guitar-playing paws.

These are marmalade-eating paws.