Hey, Noah, could you take Bill
and me to the video store today?
Ooh, is this because you
discovered the love for cinema,
and are about to embark on an
epic journey to become actors,
and you want me
to be your sensei?
Kind of just expecting
a yes or no.
Apparently, the video store
used to be
the first national bank
of Dusty Tush Railways.
Which is written
on our last clue.
The treasure we've
been searching
for all summer
might be
in there.
Oh, there's treasure there,
right?
Her name is Megan
and "X" marks
the spot.
Oh, if you couldn't tell,
we're together.
We were actually
hoping you'd ask
your treasure
if we could take a look
around the store.
Yeah. And you
know that
classic Noah charm
you're famous for?
[chuckles]
You know I do.
Don't use it.
We want her to say yes.
Can I come, too?
I never get to go
on treasure hunts
with you guys.
And quite frankly,
I don't know why,
I'm a delight.
Okay, fine.
But this is really
important to us,
and we're so close
to finding it.
So please don't...
You know.
Winnie it up.
Hey, what does that mean?
Did a ninja star just fly out
of your sleeve?
Okay, I see your point.
I won't Winnie it up.
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
Morning, campers.
Parker's been
asking to do
more morning
announcements,
and I've graciously
agreed.
And by that you mean you lost
a bet, right?
Actually, he b*at her
in Rock-Paper-Scissors.
How was rock not stronger
than paper?
The whole thing
is a sham.
You know what?
Let's just get
this over with.
Let's do this.
Howdy, y'all.
Time for...
I'm sorry.
Pause.
"Howdy, y'all,"
already going
off script, huh?
I know you always say
"Morning, campers,"
but I want to put
my own spin on it.
Yeah, but
"Morning, campers"
gets the kids
excited for camp.
"Howdy, y'all" is how you
greet guests
at a chicken
wedding.
Don't ask
how I know that.
Just read off the list
and try again.
[clears throat]
Morning, campers.
Time for...
[upbeat music playing]
♪ Morning announcements ♪
Of course.
First, from now on,
we are gonna
start having dessert
after every meal!
[all applauding]
You do read
the suggestion box.
I feel so seen.
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
Our plumbing
is not equipped
to handle
this much dairy.
[distorted] Everyone get
back to...
Ah! For
the love of...
Parker, what
are you doing?
I'm getting the crowd
warmed up and excited!
There's plenty of exciting stuff
on here.
Like the badminton
tournament.
What kind
of weirdos
would be excited
to play badminton?
You signed us up,
didn't you?
You know I did.
Okay. This was obviously
a terrible idea.
You're ruining
morning announcements.
What? Come on!
I haven't even gotten
to my showstopper
about why
our goat care class
is canceled.
Shika-shika ringworm!
Uh, I thought
you said
this was a place where people
rent movies.
What's the deal with all these
weird books?
[gasps] Did you guys
trick me
into coming
to a library?
These are movies.
They're called
VHS tapes.
It's what
people had before
LaserDisc, DVDs,
and Blu-rays.
If you don't
want to tell us,
just say so.
You don't need
to make up words.
Guys, you need
to see this.
It's an old bank vault.
The treasure has got to be
in there.
Hmm.
Hey, guys.
What brings you down here?
[gasps]
Oh, Noah,
is this the sensei moment
you've been waiting for?
Actually they're
on a treasure hunt,
and just wanted
to look around.
Classic camp
caper stuff.
Megan, check out
this clue we found.
We think the lost treasure
of Dusty Tush
might be in a safety deposit box
in that old vault.
Oh, sorry
to disappoint you,
but there's
no treasure in there.
It's my boss's
private office.
It's filled with his collection
of memorabilia
from old westerns.
Memorabilia
from old westerns?
I love old westerns!
In related news,
I don't have a lot
of friends my age.
Can you
ask your boss
if we can take
a look around anyway?
Tell him we'll cut him in
on the treasure.
Okay, Winnie,
I know this is your
first treasure hunt,
but rule number one
is don't offer cuts
to randos.
Unfortunately,
he's out of town
for the whole summer.
Oh, really?
Well, I guess
we should all
head back.
Noah and I
have to get ready
for the thrill a minute
roller coaster,
that is the camp
badminton tournament.
No way.
I love badminton!
[chuckles]
Good one.
Oh, you're serious.
In that case,
why don't you
take my spot
in the tournament,
and the kids and I
can watch
the store for you.
What do you say,
Meggie-poo?
I say I'm in!
Also, maybe
we don't end our pet names
for each other with "poo."
Hmm. Good note.
Uh, thank you
so much, Destiny.
And if anyone
comes in...
Oh, who am I kidding?
No one ever comes in here.
Look, I know
I'm the chore guy,
but I don't want
to spend the rest
of my afternoon
working in a weird old store
with popcorn
that says
"Best enjoyed before
man walks on the moon."
We're not working.
We're gonna figure out a way
to break into that vault
before Megan and Noah
come back.
On it.
We are not blowing it up.
Fine.
But one day,
blowing it up
is gonna be the right answer.
What are you
doing here?
Planning your next att*ck
on my beloved camp traditions?
No. I got a note
that said to meet Jake here.
Must be serious.
He used his business
finger paint.
[scoffs]
I got one, too.
But for some
weird reason,
mine was addressed to
"the lady that runs
this camp."
Hmm, that's odd.
He left off
"with an iron fist".
Hello, Parker...
And... you.
Jake, you've been
going to my camp
for two months.
You know
my name.
Oh, I know it.
I'm just trying to alter
our power dynamic.
Is it working?
Can you just tell us
what you want?
Welcome to Jacob Jacobs
Fixes Fights.
Had to ask.
You two aren't getting along
and I can help.
Shall we?
And you want us
to sit here?
No. I'm gonna
sit in one
and put my feet up
on the other.
If I'm gonna help you,
it's very important
that I be comfortable.
Yeah. Hard pass
on all of this.
Parker and I
just need some time
to cool off.
Aw, thank you
for speaking
for me, Lou.
Just like you did
during morning
announcements.
I wouldn't need
to speak for you
if you did them
properly.
And it looks
like our session
has begun, Helen.
That's right.
I'm the captain now.
Okay. I don't have
time for this.
Uh-uh.
We don't speak
without the talking stick.
Oh. I am so sorry.
I don't have
time for this.
Wait. Come back.
I know your name is Lou.
I was just playing
mind games.
So how you think
it's going so far?
Just a heads-up.
This tournament
is for counselors.
So if anyone asks,
you're filling in
for a girl who got
hurt on a hike.
A girl got hurt
on a hike?
No, but nobody
will question it.
Our nature trails
have been described
as "coyote buffets".
Well, I'm just happy
we get to spend
the day together.
It's going to be
so much fun
wiping the floor
with these losers!
That's right!
You better be scared.
I will feast on your fear!
Say what now?
Let's go!
[chuckles]
One nothing, chumps!
Yeah!
Okay, this is new.
Just call me
the Sandman,
'cause I'm putting
you babies to bed!
[grunts]
[grunts]
You better watch out!
I'm putting the next one
through your skulls!
Ouchie!
Maybe you need
a bigger racket.
Why don't you go
play tennis, hacks?
[grunts]
Ha! Game, set and match!
Go cry to your mommy.
Oh, wait!
I am your new mommy!
[happily] Thanks, Noah.
That was super-duper fun.
I'm gonna go grab us
some sparkling waters.
Who is she?
What exactly
are we listening for?
It should make
a click sound
when we get a number
to the combination right.
She said having only
seen this in cartoons.
[clicks]
-Wait. I hear a click.
-So do I.
Ha! Cartoons don't rot your
brain after all, Mom!
Sorry, working through
something here.
Keep turning. I think we're
getting close.
[clicking]
[click continues]
Wait a minute.
[clicking]
Did you guys know
that staplers work
even when
there's no paper?
Winnie, please
just stay quiet
and don't touch
anything.
Oh, sure,
you're going
to succeed
where all my teachers
have failed.
I don't know how
we're ever going to
get this thing open.
Well, if it were me,
I'd have a secret lever,
in case I forgot
the combination,
which I totally would,
because what were
we talking about?
Winnie,
look around.
There's no
secret levers.
The only things
in here
are these
dusty old movies,
like My Boy Tuesday,
Outlaws & Inlaws,
and...
There is
a secret lever!
You opened
the vault!
Yay! Can I have
my stapler back now?
So, uh, you were
really something
in that first game, huh?
I know, right?
I play for
my high school team,
the Dusty Tush Wipers.
Good team, gross name.
Actually, I just meant
it was a little embarrassing.
Oh, Noah,
you're not that bad.
Plus, my strengths make up
for your weaknesses.
Right. I'm just
surprised that you're so
ruthlessly competitive.
Aw, thank you.
Now, let's go make
Brenda and Bryce wish
they were never born.
Let's do this!
Okay. I'll be right there,
sweetie.
Hey, Lou,
can I talk to you?
If this is about why
one of your campers
is dressed as a college
professor.
I'm just
gonna say it.
Your cabin has
too many costumes.
No, I'm playing
badminton with Megan,
but she's so
competitive,
it's taking the fun out of it
for everyone else.
Noah, get
over here!
Our opponents' souls
aren't gonna
crush themselves!
Never mind.
She's terrifying.
You're on your own.
Okay, Noah,
your serve.
Part their hair
with that birdie.
[laughs] Okay, will do.
Ow! My arm! Argh!
Oh, no, what happened?
I think I pulled my, uh...
Oh, no. Do you think
you have badminton elbow?
If that is a thing,
then yes.
Yes, I do.
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
I guess this means
we're out of the tournament.
Really?
Oh, I am devastated.
Looks like
our opponents' souls
will have to
crush themselves,
and maybe even
part their own hair.
Oh, darn,
this badminton wrist!
-Elbow.
-Whatever.
[groans softly]
According to the plaque,
we need to find
safety deposit
box number .
[gasps] With my share
of the treasure,
I'm gonna build
my own bathroom,
so Winnie
can never again,
literally or figuratively
blow it up.
Hey, I never hid
who I was from you.
Bill, what are
you gonna do
with your share?
Bill?
I can't believe it.
He has the real lasso used
in the cowboy classic
Dude, Where's My Lasso?
Bill, we're trying
to find the treasure,
so put down that
dusty old cowboy junk
and help me.
Junk?
So, would you call
the pickaxe from
So I Married
a Pickaxe m*rder*r junk?
Junk, trash,
not the treasure
we're looking for.
Dealer's choice.
There.
Box number .
[Destiny gasps]
Oh! It's locked!
Wait, the key hole
number ,
looks different
than the other ones.
It's flat
and rectangular.
Kind of like that plaque
you're holding.
Winnie, that's...
Actually a good idea.
[gasps]
Wow, Winnie,
you were right!
It's an old
film reel.
This isn't the treasure.
It's just another clue.
Man, they sure
don't make it easy
to close the wealth gap
nowadays.
Bill, check this out.
Just one second.
I wonder what's under this.
Holy horseshoes!
It's a copy of
The Bull-Dogger,
starring my great
great grandpa.
I thought all the copies
of this were lost forever.
I need to watch
this movie immediately.
Bill, no!
Don't...
[alarm blaring]
Do that.
And people were worried
about me touching something.
Lou, Parker is willing
to give mediation
another go if you are.
It seems like I'm
the more mature one,
per usual.
[blows raspberry]
Mmm. I'd love to give it
another try,
but I'm super busy
with my to-do list.
Number one,
order cheaper food,
since Parker blew our budget
on morning dessert.
[gasps]
Top contender,
grasshopper poppers.
Lou, if you
just give this
another chance,
I know I can help you.
Okay, fine,
but one condition.
I am not doing that
silly stick thing again.
Kind of miss the
silly stick thing.
I've asked you to wear
each other's clothes
because role-playing
is a great way to see things
from another person's
point of view.
From there,
we can gain understanding.
Speaking
of understanding,
I don't think
I've ever understood
how useless
women's pockets are.
On behalf
of the patriarchy,
I'd like
to apologize.
Now, Lou, as Parker,
will sweep the barn,
and Parker, as Lou,
will supervise.
You may begin.
Speak like
Parker, huh?
Fine.
[imitating Parker]
Yo, yo, yo,
Skip to my Lou.
I know you simply asked me
to sweep the barn
like a normal
human being.
But Parker Preston
doesn't do normal.
Well, this is off
to a great start.
So check it.
What if we attach
leaf blowers
to the horses,
and they sweep
while we sleep?
Look, look.
Level up.
Okay. If that's how
you want to play it.
[imitating Lou]
Parker, no!
Don't try to bring
any of your amazing
personality into it.
I want it done.
And I want it
done boringly.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, so I shouldn't
sweep like this?
Wait, are you
having fun?
'Cause fun
isn't on my list.
And I love my list.
"Top ways
to micromanage
literally everything."
Okay, don't get personal.
Let's dial it back a bit.
I never dial
anything back.
I only dial it up.
[imitates air horn]
[normal voice] How dare
you use my own
air horn noises against me?
Stop, stop, stop!
This was a terrible idea!
You're angrier at each other
than when we started,
and it's all my fault.
Jeez, I wonder
what he's so upset
about, eh?
Okay, you can
stop now.
Oh, Noah, I'm so sorry
you got hurt.
Yes, it does hurt,
but the pain pills in comparison
to the sadness I feel
that we won't be
able to play badminton
together again.
Oh, curses! [sobs]
Thank you.
Wait a minute. I thought you
hurt your right arm.
Oh, no, it's spreading.
Oh! Yes, this also
feels good.
Okay.
Well, then you should
take it easy, I guess.
I'm gonna go and get you
some lemonade.
Megan, you're the best.
Think fast!
Okay, I know
this looks bad,
but you gotta admit,
pretty good
performance, right?
Bad time for reviews,
I get that.
[grunts]
Great job, Bill.
We got the next clue
to the treasure.
But we're
gonna die
before we get
to use it!
Plus, I'm starting to sweat.
And you know
how I hate that!
I can't even tell
what's on this film reel.
It kind of looks like
someone's burying something.
Been there.
The key is
masking the scent
so animals
don't dig it up.
I've said too much.
Wait a minute.
I think it might be the location
of the actual treasure.
Which will be very useful
information
to whoever
finds our skeletons!
Destiny, no one's gonna
find our skeletons.
In this
moisture-controlled vault,
our corpses
will be mummified.
Not helping!
[breathing heavily]
Oh, no! Are we running
out of air?
I feel like
we're running
out of air!
We can't run out of air.
Every vault has
a ventilation system.
How do you know so much
about bank vaults?
I like to plan heists
in my spare time.
What?
Some people like to do
escape rooms,
and I like to do
break-ins.
How is that different?
The crime part!
Wait, the
ventilation shaft.
I bet it leads
out of the vault.
That's a great idea, Winnie,
but how are we gonna
get up there?
Let me answer
your question
with a question.
Am I finally allowed
to touch stuff?
Go for it. I will not look good
as a mummy.
Then challenge accepted.
Hey! Be careful
with those.
They're priceless items
of movie history,
especially
that saddle
from Sleepless
in the Saddle.
Oh, the famous butts
it's cradled.
First, I got to get
the grate down.
[metal clanging]
Ah, the sweet sound
of mischief.
Megan, I am so sorry
I faked my injury.
I don't get it.
Why would you
pretend to get hurt?
So we'd have to drop out
of the badminton tournament.
You're way too intense.
It's scaring people.
One counselor was writing out
his will.
Oh, no, I don't think
I was scaring anyone.
Okay, point taken.
I guess I can get
super competitive.
But isn't the whole point
to win?
The whole point
is to have fun.
I regularly lose
to -year-olds
at tether ball.
-[gasps]
-Sometimes on purpose.
-[gasps]
-A lot of times we don't
even keep score.
Please stop talking.
I'm starting
to feel dizzy.
I'm sorry I ruined
your afternoon, Noah.
You didn't
ruin anything.
Hey, I got an idea.
What do you say
we go back
to the tournament,
but this time,
just for fun,
and not crushing souls?
Sounds like a plan.
But can we have fun
and still win a trophy?
Actually, everyone
gets a trophy.
Oh, no, the room
is spinning again!
Hey, Jake,
what's going on?
And didn't you come to camp
with luggage?
Since this talking stick
was such an epic fail,
at least now
it has a purpose.
I think its purpose is just
being a stick, buddy.
And I'm
an epic fail, too.
I tried to help
by showing you
each other's
point of view,
but it just made
everything worse.
So now,
I'm leaving.
But, Jake,
you did help me.
I now realize that
I can be micromanaging.
Parker was right.
[groans]
Burns to say that.
Lou, you're only
micromanaging
because you care so much
about the camp.
I'm the one who's always
messing things up
by going overboard.
You only go overboard
because you're trying
so hard
to make things fun
for the kids.
If I'm being honest,
it's something
I really admire
about you.
You mean it?
Of course.
Still burns,
though.
Well, I admire you, too.
The truth is,
you're my role model.
And now,
fashion icon.
Really?
The only reason I'm always
trying to level up
is because you set the bar
so high.
Oh, Parker,
that means a lot.
And that's how
Jacob Jacobs
fixes fights.
Jake, what are you
talking about?
And am I going
to feel bad
about myself
for not figuring it out?
After everything
went haywire,
I decided to take a page
out of Noah's book
and try some acting.
I was never
gonna run away.
[chuckles softly] Phew!
No one could have
figured that out.
I feel great.
I wanted
to remind you
that you both
want this camp
to be awesome,
even though you have different
ideas of how to do it.
But when you
work together,
you make a really
great team.
Thanks, Jake.
You know,
you're kind of
a genius.
I get that a lot.
Now, if you'll
excuse me,
this genius is off to go
hug some goats.
Wait. Jake, no!
Shika-shika, ringworm!
Aw, we really do
make a great team!
[grunts]
What is taking her
so long?
I hope she's
not leaving us
because you were
rude to her earlier.
Winnie! You can
just let me out!
You're a real
team player, Bill.
Ta-da!
Sorry it took so long.
Made some popcorn.
-You did it!
-We're saved.
Winnie, I'm so sorry
about today.
You were right
every step
of the way,
and I still
shut you down.
I really should have
trusted you more.
And you should have
also just let me
blow up the door
in the first place,
which would have
prevented all of this.
Yeah, not ready
to go there.
But it turns out
Winnie-ing it up
was the only way
to save the day.
What is going on
in here?
Did you close my store,
and break into
my boss' private office?
Well... Winnie
robs banks!
[closing theme music playing]
06x25 - Badminton to the Bone
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"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.
"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.