01x02 - Gone Gaga / Like Supervillain, Like Son

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Pamplemoose so, you've cleaned and pressed your hero's suit,


What next?


Tea?


Strudel?


Mmm...


Nein!


You must distract zee villain


While the hero makes a plan!


Behold!


(Ball pings)


Perfection!


Troublemeyer, distract!


Amaze us with your mediocrity.


(Slurps tea)


(Badly pronounced) avec plais-er, mon-sewer.


(Roars)


Hey, old robot thing,


Prepare to be dazzled!


Pick a card, any- ooof!


(Pow)


Trevor agh! (Objects crash)


Ja, about as good as expected.


Vana?


Hi-yaaa!


(Opera singing, heart pounds)


(Battle yell)


Agh!


(Lovestruck sigh) she's such a heartbreaker.


(Slurps)


My turn!


Fire in the hole!


Vana! That was so awesome, and cool, and pretty,


And the world is so much better


With you in it.


Um, right.


(Fireworks whistle, crackle, and explode)


Kitty (reading) for outdoor use only.


Pamplemoose next!


Mr. Needles!


Okay, major distraction.


Something big.


Vana! Watch this!


Da da-da da ba-dee doopy doopy da!


(Gulps)


(Pow, pow, kapow)


Whoa! Oof!


Eric you know, no matter what I do,


Compliment vana, adore her...


Get beaten by robot dummies for her...


I can't get her to notice me!


Maybe a gadget will help.


How bout this robo-peeler?


I want her to like me, not peel me.


What's in there?


Eric that's the confiscated from super villains trophy room.


I'm not supposed to go in there.


(Mechanical whirring)


Trevor then they shouldn't have left the door


So close to the potato peeler.


(In awe) ahhh...


Whoa-ho!


Yay!


Wicked!


Yes!


(Gasping for breath) ow! Yeah!


Maxum brain ahem.


If I show you a gadget for making vana liking you,


Will you stop the touching of things?


Yes. Yes we will.


Maxum brain those are gaga goggles.


Maxum man confiscated them from a super villain years ago.


Place them on, concentrate on your target,


And they will instantly adore you.


Feel anything?


I think I like you less.


Brain, they're not working.


Maxum brain well, the gaga goggles send a signal


To the hypo-smart-icus part of the brain.


I don't know why they are not working on him.


(Dumbly) da... Nnnnnucyuler...


Hello.


Hello...



Oh look, it's dance boy.


So? Do you like my new glasses?


They look ridiculous... (Lovestruck moan)


Your posture is so straight.


Have you been working on your spine?


Wait, what?!


A compliment? To eric?


My eric?


Hungry?


My lunch is your lunch.


But she never shares food!


She can't even say "share."


It comes out "shaaaaagghh."


La la-la la-la.


Come on! Flowers?!


What's going on?!


♪♪♪


♪♪♪


This whole making- vana-like-me thing


Isn't working out so well.


How can you tell?


What're you talking about?


Is it about someone who absolutely adores you


And plans to be with you forever?


Or... About how someone


Who never showed any interest before


Should get out of the way of a girl


Who liked you for more than just a day?


Mmm.


Okay, time to consult the man with the answers.


And I don't mean you.


Phew! 'Cause I got nothin.


(Watch beeps)


Maxum man welcome to maxum on maxum!


Chapter getting rid of fawning fans.


Maxum man! It's really you!


I think!


Step one:


I call "ignorance is really just ignoring stuff."


Hey, maxum man! I'm right down here.


Oh, I guess you didn't see me.


Step two nothing says "go away"


Like a snooty assistant.


Maxum man is booked pretty solid.


What was your name again?


(Pained grunt)


Oh, I don't see it on the list.


But I didn't give it yet,


And he's right there, not doing anything!


Oof!


Hey! We should be friends!


We like all the same stuff:


Fighting crime, being super cool,


Foreign cheeses.


Step three crush their spirit.


Sorry, fan. If I hang out with one of you,


I have to hang out with all of you.


Then when would I have time to save the world, hm?


Ahhhhhhhh! Hey, eric!


I cut your lunch up into pieces


And pre-chewed them a little for you.


(Spits)


Okay, maxum plan step one ignore.


Can I feed you now? Please?


Ignore failed.


Step two... Trevor? Intercept.


Interceptering.


Sorry, eric is a little busy right now.


He... Is... Uh...


Yodeling.


I tried, man! She's unbreakable!


Step three the spirit crushing.


Vana, I can't hang out because...


Suddenly conflicted...


Lost in your beautiful eyes...


And... Ow! Bit my tongue!


Oh no! I'll get the school nurse!


And the paramedics.


And the police!


We have an emergency here people!


(Knocking)


So you de-vana-ed yet?


Eric no! I'm stuck with her forever!


The glasses are too powerful!


I wish there was a way, any way,


I could get rid of these gaga goggles!


Why don't you just take them off?


That could work.


(Grunts of effort) ungh! Ungh!


(Chuckles) playing hard to take off, huh?


Well, I'll see about that!


Ungh! Ungh!


These eye peepers are on good!


Ya!


Let's try peanut butter. Works on gum in the hair.


Eric (pained grunts) I'm not gum! Stop!


Hm, not working.


Wish I had crunchy.


What else do I have?


Eggs, tuna sandwich, cookies...



Agh!


Would you stop it?!


Forgot the milk.


(Glasses fizzle) oh-oh.


Aghhhhhh!


You owe me a lunch, dude.


Eric we'll get the goggles off later,


Let's just get back to class and...


Students (oohing and ahhing)


Herr needles! So great to see you.


Here, sit in mein chair!


Almost got it!


Ungh! (Chair crashes)


Okay...


I think something might be a little off here and...


Ew...


Maybe it's all the peanut butter in your hair.


Always a crowd pleaser.


(Lovestruck sighs)


The goggles - they're malfunctioning!


Great! Now everyone loves me!


Wow, super-ego much?


Love eric.


Let's marry him.


Vana aghhhhhh!


Stay away from eric! He's mine!


I don't know which is scarier,


Vana or them?


Vana aggghhhhhh!


Hello.


Both vana!


Kitty I'm not gonna let them get you, eric!


Hold on, guys!


Eric and trevor waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


(Crash)


Stealing my eric?!


I don't think so.


Aghhhh!


Kitty okay, what's going on here?


I don't mean to sound rude,


But why does everyone like you all of a sudden?


What? Maybe people finally see the real me?


All right! It's the glasses!


It started with vana, but now everybody adores me.


Vana (glass shatters) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


What? Can't a girl smash through a skylight


To hang out with eric?


She has a point.


I go through so many skylights that way.


Kitty vana, you don't love eric!


It's his goggles that are making you gaga!


You just want him all to yourself


And now you can't stand


That I'm going to take him away from you!


You? Take him away from me?


Let's see you try!


Yah!


Agh!


(Laughing)


Hi-yah!


(Growling)


Couch fight!


Awesome!


Still pretty awesome!


Okay, getting less awesome!


Hi-yah!


Trevor aggghhh!


Ahh-ahh-ahhhhh! Oof!


These goggles need to come off now!


Agggghhhh!


Aggghhhhh! Yah!


(Shattering)


(Gasps) that's it!


It's the only way... And it's gonna hurt.


(Battle cries) hiiii-yah!


Nothing like v*olence and popcorn!


(Kapow)


Gaga goggles?!


I can't believe you used those on me.


Needles, you are toast!


Seriously?


Forcing people to like you?


Get enlightened, man!


But it was your idea!


Let's not play the blame game here.


I'll never forgive you for this!


You will rue the day! Rue it!


(Giggling) yay!


Vana come on, kitty,


I think I need a shower!


I still like you!


(Chuckles) (sighs)


♪♪♪


Eric where is that guy?!


Man, even when I know trevor's gonna be late,


He still manages to be late at being late!


Trevor sorry, bro.


I needed my dad to sign my consent slip,


But he went out for ice cream...


Like weeks ago.



We're so gonna be late


For sidekick community service day;


All the best projects will be gone.


Uh, how did you get the maxum-cycle?


You will remember nothing about me taking this bike.


How did you get my flashlight?


(Tires squeal, loud crash)


See? Tons of good stuff left!


(School bell rings)


(Whooshing)


Great. Now we're totally gonna get stuck


With the worst one.


Pamplemoose needles, troublemeyer,


Only one assignment remains!


You'll work at the megamatraz


Super villain maximum security prison!


(Lightning strikes)


(Sighs) yep, the worst one.


Sweet!


Enthusiasm, mr. Troublemeyer?


How unlike you! Detention!


Trevor I'll take my usual desk.


Hey, guys.


We got stiffed with evil jail duty.


You?


Kitty I got here super early,


Researched our options, read the brochures,


Made a graph, a pie chart - my favourite! -


Pre-registered online, then picked the best one!


I told her to come early!


She so did!


We're volunteering at heroic pines!


Cool!


Trevor not so cool.


Pamplemoose velcome to heroic pines...


Retirement home! (Laughs)


(Lightning strikes)


Trevor this place is awesome!


So many bad guys all in the same place!


Eric they won't make us do anything dangerous,


Will they?


Lunchtime!


(Fire crackles)


You're welcome.


Trevor been here two weeks


For stealing an ice cream factory.


What a cool idea!


I wonder who he is?


(Melodramatic organ music)


It's master xox!


The one and only.


Except for those clones I built...


And ate.


(Gulps)


Now, what is it you need?


Autograph? Soul-stealing?


Mass destruction? (Laughs)


We're here to give you your food.


Oh, disgusting!


(Sighs) what I wouldn't give for a steak,


Or an ice cream,


Or some steak-flavoured ice cream, hmm?


Those are my favourite inappropriately mixed foods!


Really? Imagine that.


Well, you look busy... And crazy.


We're just gonna leave.


But how can you go with no nose?!


Seriously, I have your nose.


It's my insta-detachifier glove


That instantly detachifies things!


Whoa!


Eric agh! Gib dab backg!


(Playful taunting) I'm gonna drop it!


I dropped it.


Wow, that guy is pure evil.


Trevor I know. Cool.


Kitty what happened next, suzy sweetie?


Scrapbooking?


Your idea of excitement is scrapbooking?


Not just scrapbooking, hon, super scrapbooking!


This is me dancin' when I was younger.


I could really cut a rug!


(Yelling) (yelling) cool! Wow!


(Wind howls)


(Trying to hang on) mmmmmmmmmmmmm!


Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!


Oof!


Still think this old gal is boring?


Tell me more.


One time, me and maxum man were-


Maxum man? You knew maxum man?


Oh, we used to b*at back the villains


Until the sun came up!


I know someone you should meet!


Both field trip!


Pudding time!


I don't do my own laundry,


Now I have to do it for super villains?


Trevor (echo) how big is this guy's head?!


Master xox it was a lot bigger before I shrunk it



With my "make 'em mini" ray.


Trevor you shrunk his head?


Ruthless!


How else was I to punish him for whistling?


I totally see your point.


Eric (struggling) would-you-just-get-in-there!


Ah, my old costume!


Why don't you try it on?


Really?


Eric trevor, no! Don't do it!


Oh, do-gooders can be such a bore.


Hey! I have a crazy idea...


Big surprise.


Why don't you come help me


With a little diabolical experiment


I've been working on?


Dia-lob-ical? Yeah! That sounds-


Eric really bad!


Come on, we've got dirty evil underwear to soak.


(Evil laugh)


Eric okay, mr. Master xox,


You're obviously up to something,


Because nobody likes trevor...


At least not right away.


Kitty (doorbell rings) hey, eric!


I told you I'd visit if you ever went to prison!


What're you guys doing here?


We wanted to introduce you to suzy;


She used to fight beside maxum man!


And this is maxum man's sidekick -


Though I don't know why - eric!


Suzy sweetie hey, kiddo.


Hey, old lady I've never seen before.


Can you guys help me for a sec?


See what you can dig up on master xox.


I have to make sure trevor stays out of trouble.


Suzy sweetie nice boy.


He sure is. (Giggles)


Kind of twitchy.


He sure is.


♪♪♪


Xox is totally up to something!


He's trying to use you!


Right. Like I would hack into the prisons computer


And release the locks on xox's cell


Just 'cause he asked me to!


Vana somebody just hacked into the prison computer


And released the locks on xox's cell!


Aaagh!


Eric I'm pretty sure I know who that someone is,


Trevor!


(Running footsteps, door locks)


(Gasps)


(Bubbling)


(Chuckles)


Trevor hey master xox.


I locked 'em all in the laundry room


Like you said.


When can we let them out?


Let's not worry about them right now.


Say, you've got a good eye for destruction.


Could you help me build my i-cannon?


Really?


Nobody ever wants my help.


They're all like, "get away from there!"


"Don't put that in your mouth!"


(Squealing)


Master xox well, I do want your help,


Because in a few minutes


I'm going to take over this jail!


Then the city!


Then the planet!


(Maniacal laughter)


(Coughing)


And you'll be there when I do.


Cool...


Hey, let's put racing stripes on the laser!


Now you're talking!


You ready to take over the world?!


Can I go to the bathroom first?


(Grunts)


I can't spend the rest of my life in a laundry room.


I learned three things today


Never catch a fireball with your hands;


Never let a madman take your best friend;


And putting laundry on one side of the washer


Makes it angry.


You may want to stand back.


(Beep)


(Mechanical whirring)


(Loud crash, everyone cheers)


You did it!


And very handsomely!


Uh...we should probably get going.


What do you say, suzy,


One more mission for old times' sake?


It's been a long time...


Agh!


But I think I'm due


For some good ol' villain-whooping!



(Evil laughter)


The i-cannon is ready


And soon the world will be mine!


Eric not if we stop you first.


Trevor, why are you helping xox?


You're supposed to be a good guy!


Don't listen to him.


When you and I rule the world,


You'll never have to worry about sidekick school again!


(Whirring)


Trevor, you don't wanna do this!


Okay, maybe you do wanna do this,


But you shouldn't!


Master xox aha! Too late!


(Evil laughter)


(Energy crackles)


Nooooo!


Wait... Nothing happened.


Your i-cannon is a dud!


Did I mention that the "i" stands for "itching"?


Suzy, why aren't you scra-a-atching?!


Oh, I've got so many lotions and liniments on,


I don't know where the creams stop


And my skin begins.


Suzy, you're the only one who can stop xox!


Do the cha-cha!


I'll do it!


Let's dance! (Bones cr*ck)


You ever done the hurri-cha-cha-cane?


(Wind howls)


Hold onnnn!


Master xox whoooooooooaaaa!


Trevor, help!


Trevor, buddy... Help me!


(Teeth chatter)


(Teeth chatter)


Trevor I made up my mind!


Got your thumb!


Aaaahhhhh!


Eww.


(Panting)


I forgot how much fun that was!


Nice dancing!


The cha-cha cane never looked better!


Well, when you get to be my age...


(Snoring)


For a sec there I really thought


You were gonna choose xox over me! Heh.


Yeah, he's a cool guy and all,


But he's not gonna let me steal his maxum-cycle,


Or tell me to put my pants on in class


Like you do.


Um, you do know it's not okay


Outside of class either, right?


Anchorwoman and in super news,


Famed supervillain, master xox,


Managed to escape from megamatraz again today.


Hey, trevor. Sorry I was gone for two weeks.


That store lineup was a k*ller!


I got you steak and ice cream though!


Hey, what happened to your thumb?


Oh. Ah... Yeah. That's a funny story.


(Chuckles) I was in line at the sto-


Trevor yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's great, dad.


Man, this is good steak ice cream.


(Munching sounds)


(Laughs) it sure is, son. It sure is.