01x10 - Slime Spree / The Short List

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Static)


Hi there, kids!


Welcome to sidekick lesson number ,


"Caring for super pets!"


Meet maxum mutt!


As you know, every superhero needs a super-pet.


And to keep them healthy and happy,


Means giving them a balanced diet,


Grrrrrr!


Golly gee kid aaaaaah!


(Maxum mutt snarls)


Maxum man daily exercise...


Maxum mutt (growls)


(Coughing)


Huh?


(Laughs)


Maxum man and most importantly,


Every super-pet needs love!


Give your pet affection,


And it will be returned in spades!


Aaaaaah! Yaaaaaah!


Super pets a super's best friend.


Max, you can put golly gee down now.


Golly gee kid (weakly) I'm okay.


(Giggles)


Who's a good super puppy?


You are! Yes, you are!


(Feedback whines)


Pamplemoose for your weekend assignment,


You are each to care for...


A new pet!


(Hissing, shrill cries)


(Children gasp)


You vill be graded on how well you take care of it,


And how alive it is when returned!


I hope it's potty-trained,


I do not pick up things with plastic bags.


Eric well I don't care what it is!


We never had pets at the orphanage!


Well, except for fluffy.


Come on fluffy,


Grab the string!


Grab it!


I bet I'll love a non-brick pet even more!


(Latch clicks)


Aliens (cooing)


Kids awww...


(Aliens splat)


Alien spores?


Gross!


And awesome!


(Laughs)


Look, mine likes me!


Pamplemoose you must care for your new pet


As you would for your super!


And by that I mean not putting them in your mouth,


And eating them!


Troublemeyer!


Blaaaach!


Ze spores must be returned monday,


To be shipped back to their home planet!


If they are not returned on time,


Their mommies vill come and destroy the earth!


Class dismissed.


Wait!


There is one more teeny-tiny rule.


You must absolutely, positively,


Not feed your spore any junk food!


Or the consequences will be dire!


(Kids gasp)


Have a nice weekend!


Aww, do you miss your mommy?


That's okay, I'll be your mommy.


Vana (snickers)


Uh, daddy. Daddy!


(Aliens coo and gurgle)


You need a name!


Something cool,


Something bold,


Like rex!


No! Uh...


Thunder something!



(Thunderclap)


What do you think?


(Belches)


We'll think of something classy.


Ahh!


I think I'm starting to fall for you,


You disgusting, limbless,


Non-carbon-based,


Goo-vomiting alien spore!


And I'm going to take such good care of you!


(Alien coos)


Kitty oh! (Giggles)


(Grunts with effort)


Oh, no you don't!


Little eric!


Trust me, this is going to look great.


I mean, you could use a little colour.


Besides green.


Ugh! Ick!


(Pops)


(Trevor spits)


(Crunching)


(Coos)


No! You can't eat that!


Trevor, be careful!


You know they aren't supposed to eat junk food!


(Whimpers)


Look, it's not my rule!


Stop looking at me like that!


Now, maxum man said pets need exercise.


So, who wants the ball?


Go get it! Get the ball!


Oh! Oh! A ball!


Ball!


No! Bad trevor!


Bad trevor!


Eric what a great day!


I can't believe the weekend is over!


It's almost time for you to go back to your mommy.


Since it's our last night together,


Is there anything special you wanna do?


(Package crackles)


Argh! Trevor is such a slob!


There's junk food everywhere!


(Coos and whimpers)


Uh uh! Sorry buddy,


You can't have these.


Junk food is not good for you.


No, it's not!


Oh! I am gonna miss you!


(Coos)


(Aliens scream)


Yaaaaah!


Aaaaah!


Pamplemoose herr needles!


Your spore?


Which needs handing in


So the earth vill not be destroyed


By the alien mothers coming back


To pick up their babies!


Here it is! In perfect shape!


(Machine whirs)


(expl*si*n)


Herr needles, did you have a fun time


With the alien spores?


They really are quite lovely, aren't they?


How did you- aaah!


Stop asking me all these questions!


I mean...hey, I hear maxum man calling me!


Gotta go!


Hmm...


Aaah!


Maxum brain boo! Eric aaaah!


My "something strange" sensor


Is sensing something strange.


What are you being up to now, eric?


Up to? Uh, nothing at all!


And, on a completely unrelated topic,


Isn't it time for your hard drive backup?


Actually, my...


(Static hisses)


Better safe than sorry, right?


Maxum brain I'll be offline for a few hours,


And incapable of checking up on anything secret


(Slowing down) you may be...doing.


Hmm...


Hey, li'l...big buddy!


Give me that!


Where'd you get this stuff?


(Coos)


(Crunching)


(Laughs) hey trevor, what's up?


Don't "ha ha ha ha hey trevor,


What's up?" Me!


You're acting really weird!


If I only knew what you were hiding!


(Crashes)


I'll cr*ck this nut-yow!


Okay, you know I'm on to you!


(Grunts)



Great! And all this falling isn't helping me


Figure it out either!


Whoa!


Ugh!


(Belches)


Of course!


I bet your pet will know what you're hiding!


Trevor, it's my pet! That's what I'm hiding!


And I just love him too much to give him back!


You gotta help me keep him!


(Crying)


Keeping an alien spore way past when we were supposed to,


At the possible peril of the entire planet?


Count me in, bro!


We just have to keep junk food away from him.


He's getting huge!


(Roars)


Unh! Unh! Unhh...


Unh!


(Shrill cry)


(Alien cry echoing)


(Snarls)


Alien spore (slurping sounds)


(Munching)


You were supposed to watch him for one minute


While I went to the bathroom!


I was watching!


It was awesome.


Alien spore (burps)


(Grunts) never mind,


No matter how big or destructive he gets,


I can never let him go!


He and I are a team!


I love him!


(Crashing, glass shatters)


(Sighs) he's gone, isn't he?


(Slime splats)


(Communicator rings)


Eric, did you by chance happen to keep your spore


After you were supposed to hand it in?


No, yes, maybe. Why?


Oh, no reason.


It's just that the alien's mother


Is on her way to earth to get her baby back.


Oh, and also to destroy us!


But he's my pet!


I'll just catch him and hide him from her.


Vana, kitty, I'm gonna need a big hole.


(expl*si*n)


Vana okay, hole's done.


Now how do we get that big, gross spore in it?


With maxum man's hologram projector,


I can create any image I want.


(Hologram projector beeps)


(Triumphant music)


Eric well! That's not what I wanted to show!


...anyone!


And, moving on.


Kitty ooh, just in time!


Here he comes!


(Coos)


He's in the hole. Now what?


I never thought that far ahead.


(Earth rumbles)


(Lightning crackles)


(Growling)


No! She can't take him away!


He loves me!


And if he could speak and not just burp,


He would tell me!


Right, boy?


(Roars happily)


Alien mom (shrill cry)


(Sighs) I can't pretend anymore!


You really miss your mom, don't you?


(Grunts happily)


Okay, I'll send you back.


I know what it's like to be away from your mom.


And I can't do that to you.


But if she comes down here to get him,


The city will be destroyed!


Then we'll fly him up to meet her!


With the maxumrocket!


(Thunder rumbles)


Trevor she's all powered up and ready to go.


He's a little heavy, so I added some extra power.


A little dynamite,


Plutonium,


Fizzy rock candies,


You know, the "ush".


Just say the word.


(Sighs) it's for the best, eric.


Uh huh.


No! I can't!


I can't let him go, I love him!


It'll be okay.


We don't need the planet, right?!


Noooo! (Grunts)


We have to!


It's the only way to save the earth



From horrible, terrible,


And total destruction!


And besides,


I like pressing buttons!


(Button beeps)


I can't look!


(Rocket roars)


Sorry, dude.


It was for the best.


And get a load of the pretty colours!


Go, slimy!


Oh! Oh, whoo!


It really was the right thing to do.


I know, kitty.


I was just being selfish.


Who was I to keep him away from his mother?


From rejoining his only family?


Something that I have never had.


I'm an orphan, you know.


I know, I know.


I'm just happy that I could make


This great personal sacrifice,


And send him safely on his way home,


To mom!


(Massive expl*si*n)


Come on, everybody.


Let's go eat some junk food.


Huh! It's raining.


Too much dynamite, you think?


Ssssssshhh!


(Slime splats)


Eric I wonder if I'll ever see him again?


Trevor you never know, buddy.


You never know.


(Burps)


♪♪♪


(Computer beeps)


Eric ha!


Eat virtual lasers!


Vana mine!


Eric oh!


Vana I got it!


Oof!


This is too easy!


Come on, over here!


Ah!


(g*ns click)


(Booming expl*si*n)


Man, I am good!


Let's set the danger level to maximum!


You can't. Only maxum man can change-


Maxum brain warning! (Alarm sounds)


Game settings at maximum.


User destruction likely!


But how?


Vana (battle cry)


(Laser blasts)


Wicked!


Eric how did you change the safety settings?


Even I don't have that security clearance!


Maybe the computer just senses my superiority.


Let's test it out.


How about this?


The scanner must be busted.


It never works for me.


Let a professional do it!


Maxum brain access granted.


Hello, vana.


Eric ouch!


(All gasp)


Maxum chocolate!


Okay, this is too much!


Brain!


Aaaah!


Hello? I am not being a touch screen!


Where did you even put that finger last?


Why are you letting her get away with stuff,


And not me?


I'm the one who lives here!


Um...it is not being your business,


(Sniffs) mister smelly finger!


Of course it's my business!


I'm maxum man's sidekick!


And I don't have smelly fingers!


(Sniffs)


Okay, I have smelly fingers.


But at least I have fingers!


(Gasps)


So now you are getting the personal?


You really want to know why vana


Has a higher security clearance than you?


Eric yeah! Maxum brain really?


Maybe we should leave.


Wait, this is getting juicy!


Just spit it out, you pile of junk!


Fine! I will!


It's because vana was maxum man's first choice


For sidekick!


(Glass shatters)


(Gasps)



There, I said it. My ram is clear.


Yessss! I knew it!


Yes! Yes! Yes!


I don't believe it!


It totally makes sense!


I'm a way better sidekick than you!


That much is true.


What?! Okay,


If you think she'd be better at being


Maxum man's sidekick than me,


Then she can have it!


How do you like that?


(Party horn blows)


(Cheering)


Did you say something?


Fine, then...


I quit!


(Party horn blows)


Eric (crying)


(Crying)


Oh!


I guess you mu-


Eric's upset 'cause he hosed himself


Out of maxum dan's sidekick thingy,


So he's staying here forever,


Thank you, good night.


Oh...


(Sighs) it's over.


I'm not maxum man's sidekick anymore!


Yeah, and I bet vana moved all kinds


Of girly junk into your old room!


♪♪♪


(Fire roars)


♪♪♪


There! Much better!


(Pinball machine dings)


Would you stop hitting me!


So you're not maxum man's sidekick,


I bet you there's lots of heroes


Who'd want you to be their human shield!


You think so?


Meh.


Ugh!


Maxum brain oh, well done, vana!


The house is spotless!


Um, why are you moving the sofa?


It looks better over here.


Hmm...


Now what are you doing?


I'm improving security!


The mansion really needs a more powerful system.


But, I am not needing an upgrade!


Don't think of it as an upgrade,


(Button beeps)


(Screams)


Think of it as a replacement.


Sentinel (with english accent) good day!


I am sentinel.


Can I get you anything before I replace you?


Replace me?!


There is no way you could be replacing


My massive robotic fox-like cunning!


I dare you to try!


Very well.


But would you mind looking behind you first?


Certainly I do not see the harm in-


There is the harm.


Oof! Ohhhhh!


Oof! (Groans)


Got the boot, huh, maxum brain?


So who's the stinky one now?


(Sniffs) I really should wash these.


I was kicked out by vana.


Oh, this is the worst day of my operational lifespan!


What are we going to do?


Master xox oh!


An untested defence system,


Maxum man not home,


And one little girl sidekick!


It's like maxum man is inviting me


To smash his mansion to dust!


(Laughs evilly)


(Chokes, coughs)


(Hacking)


Now she is running around the mansion


Like she owns the place!


I wish I never picked her.


What do you mean, "you" picked her?


You said she was maxum man's first choice!


Did you say something?


I knew it!


I knew maxum man chose me!


Hah!


That's the truth, isn't it!


That is crazy talk!


I-i...oh, fine!


Yes! He always wanted you.


Vana was my first choice.


She seemed perfect.


Clean, smart, nice smell,



Everything you are not!


You lied to me?


Do you know what this means?


Absolutely...not.


It means I am maxum man's sidekick!


And we're getting our mansion back!


(Chimes ding)


Vana maxum man's newest and greatest sidekick,


Vana here.


Sorry, but your sidekick career isn't in right now,


If you'd like to leave a message...


Sure! I'll leave a message!


(Singsong) maxum man picked me!


You are not his sidekick,


'Cause maxum brain lied!


That is a catchy tune!


(Hums the tune)


It's true, vana.


Maxum man didn't pick you.


He always wanted eric.


Vana what? Well...


Too bad! Because I'm the sidekick now,


And nobody is taking that away from me!


Not even master xox!


Master xox?


Why would master xox want to-


Not now, trevor!


Uh, dude?


I said, not now-whoa!


Sidekicks, your destruction is at hand!


(Machine whirs)


(Buttons beep)


All aaaah! Aah! Hey!


(Lasers blast)


What?


Aah! Aaah!


(expl*si*n)


Wow, that new security computer is amazing!


Rub it in, why don't you!


(Crying)


(Computer beeps)


Sentinel initializing counter offensive maneuver


Delta gamma -


Don't bother, I already did it.


Um...rerouting power to the-


Done!


Fine! Initiating sarcastic response.


Vana ugh! Could you be any slower?


Eric might need a bucket of circuits to help him,


But I don't!


What are you doing?


Um, I know you're good and all,


But do you really think you should turn off


The security system while we're under att*ck


By the worlds greatest super villain?


I'll show them.


I'll show them all!


I can do this myself!


(expl*si*n)


Master xox pardon me, but would maxum man be home?


Nope! It's just you and me, xox!


And kitty.


Uh... Vana but, mostly me.


Maxum man's ultimate sidekick!


And I'm taking you down!


(Pig squeals)


(Chomping)


Trevor, focus!


The girls need help!


But vana totally dissed you!


Yeah well, it doesn't matter.


Maxum man would help her,


So I'm gonna help her!


That's what real heroes do!


Boring!


I'm heading to the boom room.


It's no time for games!


Uh, it's no time for girls!


It's always time for games.


Videogames are the answer to everything!


Wait...trevor!


You're brilliant!


Huh. I know, right?


Check me foot eating these chips!


(Chomping)


Kitty! Kitty eric? Eric!


Kitty we need your help!


Oh, no! Vana no, we don't!


(Fire roars)


Vana and kitty aaaaaah!


(expl*si*n)


Master xox (maniacal laughter)


Okay.(Coughs)


Maybe I could use a little help.


Master xox (laughs evilly)


One distraction is coming up!


Initiating party program,


Version . ...


Dance, baby, dance!


(Singing)



(Laughing)


What?


W-what's happening?


What's going on?


Aaaaah!


Yaaaaaaah!


Take that! And this!


And some of those!


You know that's a toy, right?


And that I'm a master super villain?


Oof!


Will you stop that!


I have a very special way to deal with you!


Trevor meow!


(Giggles) I love yarn!


Master xox no need to hide, I won't hurt you!


I just want the mansion,


Its weapons,


And to hurt you!


(Laughs)


Eric (girl's voice) oh! I hope he doesn't find us!


Vana what's wrong with your voice?


Eric it's part of the plan.


He has to think we're defenseless, so-


Hey, xox!


We're waiting!


How'd you like your butt kicked?


I'm going to enjoy this!


(expl*si*n)


Master xox show yourselves, sidekicks!


Why can he not just be opening the door for once!


Ooh! Matching outfits.


(Sarcastically) I'm so scared!


Brain, as maxum man's real sidekick,


I'm ordering you to dial up the danger level...


To eleven!


Yes, sir! With pleasure, sir!


(Maxum brain hums)


Hey xox!


I'm back!


Aah! (Whimpers)


(expl*si*n)


Master xox waaaaaaaaah!


Oof!


Oh...


Eric so you weren't first choice as maxum man's sidekick.


So what?


Look at it this way,


If I ever get maimed in a horrific accident,


You're next in line!


Don't give me any ideas, needles.


Kitty you were so cute, eric!


I mean awesome. You were awesome.


Maxum brain perhaps I have judged you too harshly, eric.


And to show how much confidence in you I now have,


I have upgraded your permanent security clearance!


All right!


To the second-lowest level.


Argh!


You know what, brain?


It's pretty good to be a sidekick again.


Meow!


(Giggles)