02x30 - The Heartbreak Golly Gee Kid / App-y Days

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Chirping)


(Squawks)


Eric (sniffing)


Trevor, you smell...


Different.


No. Pretty much the same.


Hey! No cutting in line!


(Crickets chirp)


(Bell dings, wind gusts)


It's pudding day!


And I'm the first in line,


So I get the best hidden treat.


Last time, I found toenail clippings.


Toenail clippings!


Huh?


(Doors bang open, spotlight clicks on)


That's not mrs. Ladle-slop.


(Russian accent) lunch is served.


Yes!


(Lovesick giggling)


Someone other than me


Getting lavished with attention?


Not in my school - or planet!


Hm!


Wow. She didn't even sneeze in the food once.


I never sneeze in your food either!


Yes, you do.


Only when I don't have a tissue,


Or kitty's man-tie!


Achoo!


I don't see any toenail clippings in here!


(Pudding growls)


Agggghhhhh!


Best pudding ever!


Eric hey, pamplemoose is doing something funny


With his lips.


(Rubbery stretching sounds)


(Shatters)


Vana you mean smiling?


Let's find out what's going on.


(Scanning beeps)


(Whirring)


I was just wondering if you'd like to...


Go get a plutonium corn dog or something?


Nyet!


Pamplemoose aggghhhhh!


I don't like her,


But you have to admire her dumping style.


Golly gee kid (sighing heavily)


(Romantic music swells)


Hey, golly gee kid!


Huh?


How come the new lunch lady is staring at you


The same way I stare at vana -


Only with less drool?


(Teeth chatter)


Well, I don't know a new lunch lady.


What's a lunch lady?


You're a lunch lady!


Whoa-oa!


Aggghhhhh!


(Loud crash) okay.


More pudding, kidniks! You vant?


(Giggles)


(Puddings snarl)


All agggghhhhhhhhh!


So...


You seem to know that nice young janitor man.


Golly gee kid?


Sure. He's my friend.


We clean up vomit together!


Usually mine.


Ah! Is good! He's friendly.


Maybe you help him be...


Friend with katia?


You have dance - "sidekicks by the sea."


I, how you say...


Uh, chaperone with him?


You ask for me?


Vana you're asking him for romantic advice?


Him?


(Laughs hysterically)



Hey! I know my way around the ladies...


(Clucks his tongue)


Right, broseph?!


You got it, romeo!


Oh really.


I'm so positive this isn't going to happen


That if you get katia and golly gee kid together,


I'll have a dance with you!


(Gasps)


(Gasps)


You heard me!


Vana? Dance? Me?


He'll do it!


Much thanks.


Not to pretty girl,


But to nice weird boy who help.


(Growls)


(Hard punch, loud smash)


(Doors whoosh open)


Eric hey! Golly gee kid!


Agh!


Already on the love trail I see.


That new lunch lady-


No! Never heard of lunch!


Uh, okay, but she wants to-


(Plop)


Golly gee kid aggghhhhhhhhh!


(Muffled words)


Hey, quit hogging!


(Slurping sounds)


He must be scared to talk to her.


We'll have to do this some other way...


But how?


Hmm... (Clock ticks)


Got it!


What would maxum man do?


Maxum man welcome to sidekick lesson number :


"First impressions."


Whether you're fighting a villain


Or ignoring a fan,


You only get one chance to make a first impression.


So dazzle them with your super smile!


(Energy hums)


(Shrill scream)


But if you don't have one -


Or any positive attributes -


Make a grand gesture.


Write their name in the sky,


Or have someone good with word...like things


Tell you what to say!


Or something simple like flowers


Might do the trick!


Time to make your first impression, kid...


(Knocks on door)


On this disgusting octomorg!


(Octomorg roars)


It's working!


Agghhhh!


No it's not!


(Roaring)


Now that's a match made in heaven!


Ain't love grand?


But I can't talk to his face!


I have had love for him from so many years ago.


(Lip-puckering kiss)


We'll help you talk to him!


We're great with word... Like things!


And we watched a video, so what could go wrong?


(Dramatic organ chords play)


Oh, is this a bad time for organ practice?


Take these flowers and wear this earpiece.


We'll tell you what to say.


There he is! Go ask him now!


Don't forget to smile, wink,


And say exactly what I say.


(Overzealously clears throat)


Hi, golly gee kid!


(Overzealously clears throat)


Hi, golly gee kid!


Um, what now?!


Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!


Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!


No! Tell him what...


A good mopper of vomit he is!


Egg puking!


Vomit mopping!


Egg puking!


Vomit mopping!


(Struggling grunts)


Eric aggghhhhhhhhhhh!


(Machine whirs) ha! Ha! Ha!


(Screams) get me out! Get me out!


Aggghhhhh! Aggghhhhh!


(Sighs heavily)


(Low hum of chatter)


(Eating noisily) mmm...


(Cookie cackles)


I could've been dancing with vana!


And all we had to do


Was get katia and golly gee kid together!



Dude, we couldn't even really get them near each other!


Cookie yee-haw!


I saw that!


Well, I'm not giving up yet.


Trevor, do you think you can make a big...


(Loud crash)


Mess?


Cookie hi-yah! Hi-yah!


Way ahead of you, dude!


(Munching noisily)


(Pail clunks, golly gee kids sighs)


Huh?


Oh! Nooo!


Ungh!


I did it!


I got you two together!


See? You don't have to be afraid of her


Because she's pretty.


Golly gee kid what have you done?!


I'm not afraid of her because she's pretty!


I'm afraid of her because she's really...


A shape-shifting octomorg!


(Roars)


So that's why you didn't want to go out with her!


Makes sense. My bad.


(Roaring)


(Punch bowl smashes)


Ungh!


Aagggghhhhhhhhh!


(Roaring)


(Pained grunts) oh! Ow! Oh!


(Smash)


(Octomorg roars, golly gee kid screams)


Eric didn't see that coming.


I guess we should rescue him.


Still, pretty good dance, right?


Delish!


Fo sho! Oh yeah!


(Purring lovingly)


(Stretching squeeze, hard snap)


(Whimpering)


Don't worry, golly gee!


We'll save you!


(Whooshing)


(Octomorg roars)


Golly gee kid (glass shattering) ow! Ow!


Couldn't you save me in a less painful way?


This is the less painful way!


(Blades ring)


Let him go, you previously really attractive monster!


(Roars)


Eric aggghhhh!


(Jet-pack whooshes)


(Vicious roar)


Oof!


Okay, I've had enough!


Take this!


(Whooshing) wrong button! Wrong button!


Ungh!


Trevor look!


(Jet-pack whooshes)


(Stunned yelp)


I mean, right button! Right button!


Golly gee kid save me!


(Low groan)


Oh my!


(Screams)


Octomorg (low yelp)


Golly gee kid (terrified scream)


(Splat)


Octomorg (low groan)


Golly gee kid agh!


Huh?


She wasn't trying to eat me,


She was trying to save me!


(Keys clack, beeping)


You're right!


The octomorg is a shape-shifter


That only turns into its hideous form


When it's in love!


Awwww...


If only it was that easy to know


When someone loved you!


Yeah. Good luck with that!


(Shatters like glass)


If only...


(Shatters like glass)


(Party music and chatter)


(Splat, shrill scream)


Eric oh, vana,


Katia may have turned out to be a hideous monster


And I nearly destroyed the school


And endangered many, many lives, but...


I did get them together.


So, about that dance?


Fine! You're right; you earned a dance.


Yes!


But I never said which dance.


Look me up at our forty year reunion!


Wait. Make it sixty.



Harsh, dude.


Can you believe it?


I'm gonna dance with vana!


Ha! Ha! Whoooo!


♪♪♪


Maxum brain (yelling angrily) eric!


(Snarling)


(Beeping)


What did I tell you


About doing your dirty laundry with expl*sives


And destroying things?


(Loud drilling)


Hey, trevor, did you hear something?


He said something about destroying.


What a great idea!


(Laughing)


That's it! You asked for it!


Aggghhhhhhhhhhh! (Electricity crackles)


Agggggghhhhhhh!


Hey! What do you think you're doing?


I am stopping you from doing what you are doing


That you should not be doing


Is what I am doing!


You can't stop me from making a mess, brain,


No matter how much nagging you do.


Oh really?


Yeah, really.


(Low tapping sounds)


Oh, really?


Yeah, really!


(High tapping sounds)


Oh, really?!


Hang on!


I can't follow this conversation


And my eye-holes hurt.


(Gulps)


Eric you think you can stop me from making messes?


Heh? I dare you to try.


Burn! A dare!


Nice move, buddy.


Ha!


(Hissing sound)


Wait. What's that noise?


No. No. Noooo!


(Squeals)


Aaaagggghhhhhhh!


(Laughs)


Dare accepted.


You cannot win, eric.


In this mansion,


You will be obeying my rules for order and cleanliness.


Fine!


Then I'll just have fun making a mess at trevor's!


Or outside! Or at school!


You can't nag me everywhere.


Ha!


Are you sure about that?


Oh, I'm sure all right.


(Music plays)


Hang on, I've got a call.


Hello!


Eric master-of-all-things-messy speaking.


Hello and welcome to maxum app.


How can I maxum-ize your life?


Whaaaaaat?


You made a copy of yourself as a smartphone app?


There is no fooling you, eric.


Hmph! Maxum app, delete yourself!


Ha!


Hello, welcome to maxum app.


Hey!


(Cackles) get rid of me that easily?


I do not think so!


(Maniacal laugh) (angry growl)


Eric I gotta ditch this maxum communicator


And get a normal phone.


One that doesn't have brain lite on it.


Thhhppppppttt!


But normal phones don't have built-in grappling hooks,


Toenail clippers, or popcorn poppers.


(Popping)


Yeah, I guess I can live with it.


Me too. Upload it to my phone.


What?


Why would you want a copy of that pompous windbag?


I find his exotic voice soothing.


No.


Please?


No!


Please?


No!


Please, please, please, please, please...


(Bell rings) please, please, please, please, please, please...


Please?!


A thousand pleases in thirty seconds.


Okay, you earned it.


(Communicator and smartphone whir and beep)


But don't share it with anybody!


Can't talk. Sharing.


(School bell rings)



Maxum brain (over all phones) hello! Welcome to maxum app.


How can I maxum-ize your life?


(Cheering)


Awesome!


Even in app form,


Maxum brain is maxum annoying.


Once people realize that,


They'll delete him faster than spam.


(Beeping)


That's weird.


Vana didn't pummel us.


(Gasps) maybe we don't exist!


Ow!


We exist.


Why are you two so happy?


It's maxum app!


He's amazing!


Yippee!


Maxum brain I helped vana get to school seventeen seconds faster


And assisted kitty with her hair sample collection.


Analysis severely unwashed hair with level five dandruff.


Lame! And ew!


He says if I listen to you % less,


I'll be % happier.


Vana's never been nicer!


Or even nice!


But i... (Muffled stammering)


(Shushing)


(Kitty hums happily)


(Chuckles)


Don't tell me you're using him too.


Only to locate


The least smelly boxers, in my hamper!


Maxum brain attention! Attention!


Maxum app is now the most downloaded app


In history!


That's it!


Agggghhhh!


(Angry grunting)


Ha! I showed him.


(Popping)


Trevor mmm... Tastes organized.


(Burps)


Brain, this whole maxum app thing


Has gotten way out of hand!


You gotta delete them.


(Sighs)


I have a billion maxum apps on call waiting.


Hold, please.


Brain I am maxum brain. How may i-


Oh, yes, it's you.


Well, are you gonna delete yourself or what?


Hmm... Let me think about- no!


Not again.


Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


(Guttural screams become sobs)


Are you done?


Eric yes.


Face it, eric, you have lost.


The age of maxum brain - the age of order - has begun!


(Cackles)


Noooooooooo!


Argh! Brain...


Maxum brain in breaking news,


Maxum apps have been uploaded to all media


And humanity is embracing a punctual and hygienic world!


You're welcome!


Maxum brain cop it ain't easy making the world safe,


But somebody must clean and disinfect


The scum off the streets,


(Squirt) punk!


Now, your messy belongings boxes


Have a messy belongings box of their own!


It's a maxum-good thing.


(Smash)


First, he takes over the mansion,


Then my friends,


And now - my most precious of all things - tv?


No way! Not now! Not ever!


Oh yeah!


This is a fight between me and him!


Go, eric!


This is a fight between order and chaos!


Gimme an "e"!


This is a fight between messy and clean!


Gooo team!


This is a fight between good and evil!


Yay evil!


(Wheezing cough)


Do you think this sweater's too tight.


Hmm...


♪♪♪


(Patter of feet)


Eric I wonder where brain is?


Yeah. Don't care.


You ready? Let's do it!


(Power fizzles out)


It can't be that simple.


Maxum brain (menacingly) it is you being the simple one!


(Powering up whoosh)



Unnnnggghhhhh! (Smashing)


Eric and trevor aggggghhhhhhhhhhh!


(Evil laugh)


You can't stop maxum app!


What?!


Aggghhhhhhhh!


How is this possible?


You have been here for only thirty seconds


And the mansion is a disaster!


We kind of like to think of messiness


As our super powers.


You're right!


Maxum brain,


I can't fight you on your terms,


But I can fight you on mine!


Get ready for your central hygiene processor


To be mega-slobbed.


Trevor, let's. Get. Filthy!


♪♪♪


Eric you can't clean up after us forever, brain.


(Vacuum whirs) aggggghhhhhhh!


Face it! The world needs dirt!


(Farts)


It needs disorder and chaos


To make it interesting!


(Drill whirs)


Maxum brain a billion downloads says the world wants more of me


And less of you, eric.


(Loud crash, truck rumbles and beeps)


I always wanted to do that again!


Enough!


(Squirting)


I may not be able to stop you,


But I can expose you for what you are.


I am live-streaming this to my one billion users


Through my network.


Live? Hmm...


People of splitsboro!


The maxum brain app may seem like a good idea,


But is it really?


Well, obviously we have a problem in splitsboro.


He's comin' in your houses,


Cleanin' all your messes up.


So you gotta hide your laundry,


Hide your dirt,


Because he's gonna clean you.


Is that what you want?


For real?


Well, I don't!


Uh-oh!


(Squirting) whoa!


Oof! Agh! Agh! Agh!


Aaagggghhhhhhh!


Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh!


(Pig squeals)


Agh!


Oof!


(Head trauma chirps)


Aghhhhh!


Maxum brain ha! I told you!


You have made a fool of yourself


In front of the entire-


(Gasps)


Oh, mother of poppadon!


Wait! My maxum app!


What is happening?


(Laughing hysterically)


(Hysterical laughter echoes through splitsboro)


Oh yeah. That's funny.


(Computing beeps)


(Crying)


The messy eric dog-butt video


Is now the most downloaded in internet history.


I am yesterday's news. (Sniff)


(Sobbing)


(Sighs) told ya, brain.


These internet fads have a short lifespan.


I am sure this is the last we've heard of this.


(Tv clicks on)


(Auto-tuned dog butt video) ♪ the maxum brain app


♪ May-may seem like a good idea ♪


♪ But is it really?


♪ Is it really?


♪ Well, well, well-well-well ♪


♪ Obviously


♪ We-we-we have a problem in splitsboro ♪


♪ He's comin' in your houses


♪ Cleanin' all your messes up


♪ Is that what you want?


♪ Well, I don't


♪ Well, I don't well, I don't ♪


(Chuckles) dog butt.