02x32 - Insane in the Cranial / What's He Hiding?

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


(Loud thunderclap, pamplemoose laughs maniacally)


(Sinister tone) you are mine!


(Everyone gasps)


And that's how a sidekick uses a passing storm front


To add drama to his - or her -


Grand entrance.


Furthermore, we must endeavour to continue...


Check it out.


Look who got invited to join the cranials.


Awesome, huh?


The cranials?! You?!


Arghhh.


You have no clue what the cranials even are,


Do you?


Eric yes! I do not.


Eric, the cranials are the most secret,


Exclusive club in school!


Just because you're invited doesn't mean you're in.


You have to pass their ancient tests first.


Tests?!


They're supposed to be really hard


And humiliating!


Even pamplemoose didn't make it.


All done, master cranial, sir!


Does it please you?


(Buzzer buzzes)


(Gasps and screams)


He's never gotten over it.


(Inhales and laughs giddily)


Stop looking at me!


It's been said that if you do get in,


You get tons of super awesome privileges.


(Sound of running water)


(Ring tinkles)


(Whirs)


(Wall whirs, evil laughter)


(Screaming and yelling)


(Lift whirs)


Whoa! Oof!


Whoa! The cranials do live the good life.


But if the club's so secret,


How do you all know about it?


Hey! There's nothing written on my invitation!


(Crickets chirp)


Eric okay, so I guess this secret map'll lead us


Right to the cranial clubhouse.


You ready?


All ready!


♪♪♪


(Garbage clanks and clatters)


♪♪♪


(Snoring)


(Giggles)


♪♪♪


(Reel cranks)


Whoa!


(Everyone groans in pain)


(Sighs) we made it!


Wow, that map was unnecessarily complicated.


(Doors rattle open)


Booming voice who dares enter into the sacred sanctum of the cranials?!"], Index ,…}


Trevor you sure this is the right place?


(Lights burst on)


Mmm...maybe?


Booming voice cranial cranial initiates!


Are you prepared to join this most ancient society?


Please answer in chant form.


(Harmonized chanting) ♪ yeah-huhhhhhh


Booming voice cranial now... Face your initiator!


All allan amazing?!


Who else to head up the most exclusive club


In the universe?


I am the master cranial,


And I have chosen you to compete


For the only remaining spot in the club.


The winner will be awarded the membership


And the ancient cranial ring!


All (impressed) ooh! Ahh!


(Licks)


Oh! Hello students.


Your algebra is almost done, master cranial and...


(Loud crash)



Wait! No! Let me out!


(Doors bang shut)


I want in. Oh, how I do want in.


Let the tests begin!


(Floor whooshes away) aggggggggggggggghhhh!


(Jaws snap closed)


(Splash, alligators hiss and growl)


Sorry, guys, nothing personal...


But that ring is mine.


(Laughing)


(Laughing)


Aghhhhh! (Splash)


Kitty really, vana?


Selling out your friends?


If there can only be one winner,


It's always gonna be me.


(Straining grunts)


(Splash)


Eric so... You got a deck of cards or something?


(Farts)


(Trevor giggles)


(Choking cough)


(Loud crash)


You want to play dirty?


That's the only way I play.


Bring it on.


And by "it" I mean some moist towelettes.


This is gonna be so easy.


Allan amazing closest to the bull's eye wins this event!


Three... Two... One... Fire!


Agghhhh!


Ungh!


I did it!


I won the round!


Agggghhhhhh! Oof!


Uh-oh!


Next event!


The one who stays on the robo-bull longest...


Wins!


Ready? Go!


(expl*si*n) aggggghhhh!


I'm not sure any club is worth this.


Eric you heard her! Trevor she's out!


Vana give me the membership already!


I said I wasn't sure.


I'm still in!


(Groans of pain) ungh!


It's down to the final,


And most ancient of all cranial tests.


Prepare yourselves!


(Wheels squeak)


(Gasps)


I'm prepared for everything master cranial, sir.


Cheese?


Yes, thank you.


Mmm... I've been watching you, eric.


(Chuckles) you deserve this membership.


(Gasps)


Mmm... During the final test,


I'll give you a signal.


Use this, and you'll win!


(Evil laughter)


(Evil laughter)


(Stomach growls) right.


I'm lactose intolerant.


(Vomits loudly)


Ew.


Allan amazing with the scores all tied at...


Uh, zero,


The winner of this final event becomes the newest cranial!


And to honour the cranial traditions,


You will play our most cherished game:


Red rover... O-bot!


Last chance, needles.


Quit or I take you down.


I wouldn't be so sure of that, vana.


I didn't miss hours of studying to lose to you!


Please don't be mad.


(Gasps) um...


Runnnnnnn!


Aggggghhhhhhhh!


Time to make this really amazing!


This is the signal!


That's the signal!


Prepare to eat my dust...


Uh, my good friends.


Trevor ahem.


Huh?


Vana ahem!


Huh?


We all have one.


But how?


(Growling)


(Beeping)


Agh!


Agggggggghhhhhh!


(Coughs) ahhh!


(Screams)


(f*ring rapidly)


Aghhh! Oof!



(Maniacal laughter)


All (pained groans)


Eric aw man!


I always knew I would end as a human pinata! Ow!


Trevor dibs on the candy that falls out of me


When I break open!


Oof! Aghhh!


(Hysterical laughter)


That was amazing!


(Groaning) so did I win or what?


(Laughing even harder)


No, you fool!


I made it up to humiliate you -


All of it!


(Snarling angrily)


I'm not a master cranial!


I'm not even a regular cranial!


In fact, cranials don't even exist!


Eric what about that stuff at school?


The limo, the water fountain,


The pamplemoose doing homework!


It was expensive and time consuming to fake,


But worth it!


I set it all up!


Except for pamplemoose,


He just really wants into that club!


You mean this was all a lie?!


Yes. And did you do my laundry?


How dare you betray me! And yes, of course.


Hah! A secret club, that's just crazy talk...


(Whirring)


All aggghhhhhhhhh!


(Gasps)


You are charged with impersonating a member


Of the secret and ancient evil society of the cranials!


Fellow members, what say you?


Villains (hemming and hawing) huh? Wha?


It's a rhetorical question! Oh, forget it!


Just get him!


(Gasps) nooooooo!


(Angry yelling)


So the legendary cranials


Are really a bunch of evil super villains?


Awesome!


Yes. And we have no room for - ptew! -


Good guys.


(Chuckles) toodles!


(Craft whirs and blasts off)


Sorry I betrayed all of you


Just to get into some club.


Yeah, we really let that get out of hand.


Whatever.


Don't think I won't do it again!


Eric hey, where's trevor?


(Blimp whirs)


Welcome to the club.


(Slurping)


Pamplemoose ya! Agghhghhhh!


Let me in!


(Evil laughter)


♪♪♪


Maxum man and so i, maxum man,


Declare the splitsboro roller rink of destruction


Open!


(Scissors slice repeatedly) aggghhhhhhh...


Ha! (Ribbon snaps)


(Cheering)


Isn't it exciting?


Pffft! Roller skating went out


With robo-leg warmers and neon utility belts.


(Giggles)


(Fireworks pop)


(Laughs) those sure are some good explosions


Which I am seeing with my eyes


That are totally real.


(Hologram fizzles)


Oh man.


What?


Um, gotta go!


Hmm... C'mon, kitty!


Whoa!


The solid hologram emitter is acting all wonky again.


I don't want it glitching


Or everyone will find out that maxum man is actually missing.


Kitty and vana (shocked gasps)


A-ha!


I always knew there was something fishy going on


With you and maxum man!


Now, vana, let me explain.


All we're doing is... Covering up that um...


Maxum man is uh... Missing.


What trevor is saying is that


Maxum man isn't really here because he um...


Double-booked himself!


(Muffled) I was?


Yes! Maxum man is busy right now,


Getting his super... Back waxed.


Coooool.


You expect me to believe that?


Yes, please.



Really.


I was hoping?


Aghhhh!


You're right. I'm so sorry!


I was wrong to jump to conclusions.


Phew!


Hey, these things happen.


C'mon, trevor, let's head home.


We should totally go get our backs waxed!


I hear even maxum man does it.


(Chuckles) whoa!


Wow! It's so great that you finally trust eric.


I don't trust eric!


In fact, I'm positive that nerd is lying,


And once I expose him and his lies,


Who do you think his replacement will be, huh?


That's right, me!


I'm going to be maxum man's next sidekick!


(Maniacal laughter)


(Gasps)


I probably shoulda kept the belt.


(Sighs) I'm glad that's over!


Vana was this close to figuring out


That maxum man really is missing.


Trevor I know, right?


Now, when are we getting our backs waxed or what?


I totally need it.


(Bleating)


Uh... (Doorbell dings)


Vana!


(Nervous) what are you doing here?


Vana kitty and I brought over some movies


For the party we talked about.


Did you forget?


Kitty (muffled) help me!


Trevor I didn't!


Whooo-hoo!


All we need now are some snacks.


Behold, the cheezo-cannon!


Do me! Do me! Ahhhh!


(Cheezo-cannon powers up, cheese splatters)


Awesome!


Vana that's... Nice,


But I was thinking of something a bit more exotic.


Um, all this stuff is over on the evil side of town.


But I could go for some unicorn horn sprinkles.


You ain't been born till you've eaten some horn!


(Chuckles)


Um, don't touch anything, okay?


And with us out of the way, don't search the mansion...


To find anything I may or may not be hiding.


Door open, door closed.


You're so pretty.


Vana finally!


Kitty I'll help you search,


But only to prove that my sweet eric has not now,


Nor has he ever kept a secret from me.


And because I'm telling you to.


Also because you're telling me to.


(Device whirs and beeps)


Did you find anything behind the couch?


Just some of eric's dirty undies.


I'm gonna check under the rug.


That's no rug;


It's just more dirty undies all stuck together!


Aghhh! Get it off! Get it off!


Aghhhh! (Hard stomp)


(Roars in pain)


(Underwear rug cries)


Oof! (Pained groans)


Whoa!


Maxum brain eric, have you been stealing my wires


To pick your teeth again?


Oh! Uh... Hello.


Do you know where the boys are?


They're off getting snacks.


Oh.


(Whistles)


(Giggles)


(Coughs and whistles)


So eric's dirty underwear...


What is that being about?


I know! It's disgusting, right?!


Exactly!


Oh, it is so nice-


Vana yah!


Agh! (Electricity fizzles)


(Moaning) daisy, daisy...


Vana, what did you do?!


Electro magnet.


Can't have him watching us.


Can we search eric's room now?


That's gross central!


Tell me about it! (Giddy)


So no.


Oh.


(Watch beeps)


Oh, hi eric.


Finding everything on the list?


Eric hey, vana! Just wanted to know



If you've really got your heart set


On having unicorn-horn sprinkles


For your ice cream?


I'll destroy you!


Oof! Aghh! Ahhhhh!


Yes, I'm really looking forward to unicorn horn.


(Giggles) see you hours and hours from now!


Is eric okay?


He's fine.


(Unicorn whinnies, trevor and eric groan in pain)


Kitty ah, you see that door?


That's the door to eric's room, vana.


Eric's room!


Do you understand?


Can we go in? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaase?


For the last time, kitty, no!


We are looking for maxum man


And maxum man would not be in eric's roo-


(Door clicks open)


Kitty?


Weeeee! (Giggling giddily)


(Giggling giddily)


You're such a cutie, eric!


Aghhh!


(Giggling giddily)


(Inhales deeply, laughs giddily)


Woo-hooo!


Vana enough!


Kitty whoa!


(Elevator whirs and dings)


(Gasp in awe)


Look at this!


The inner sanctum.


Kitty yay!


It's eric's filthy sidekick costume!


(Sighs)


And maxum man's unfilthy


And apparently never-worn costume!


Ooohh... Ahhh...


Oh...


What? Or you're gonna judge me now?


Fair enough.


You know, all these little clues


Still don't mean that maxum man is missing.


You're right. We need something big!


(Beeping)


Yes, eric?


How can I help you?


(Lasers blast)


We gotta get back to the mansion


And give vana her snacks


Before she totally finds out


Maxum man is totally missing!


Not without getting extra crud for her crudburger.


Dude, vana does not want extra crud!


Call and ask her!


Duh! I did it like seconds ago.


She's been listening the whole time!


So vana's listening to this?!


Turn it off! Turn it off!


(Struggling grunts)


I knew it!


Come on, kitty!


Kitty?


(Inhaling) smell that eric!


Whoa!


Kitty!


Oh gross! (Gagging)


Aghhhhhhh!


(Crash) oof!


Ow!


Vana this must be maxum man's fabled


Inner inner outer inner sanctum -


(Gasps)


His most private,


Sacred place in the whole world!


Let's break in.


(Lasers blast)


(Lasers pings)


(Beeping)


(Fighting grunts)


(Gulps)


(Scanning beep)


(Buzzer sounds)


(Buzzer sounds)


(Odour hisses, dings)


(Lens shatters)


(Coughs, fizzles and explodes)


(Doors whir open)


Vana this is it


The chance to prove that eric has been lying all along,


Like the lying liar that he is.


Eric stop!


(Licks) mmm... Unicorn-y.


It was vana's idea to break into maxum man's


Secret inner sanctum!


He has an inner sanctum?


I thought it was an outie.


That's right!


And when I open that door it's all over.



Nooooo!


Ya! (Door crashes)


(Fire crackles, snoring)


Vana wait! No!


It can't be!


Is that...


Maxum man?


(Snoring)


(Startled cough, clearing throat)


(Gasps)


All right, missy,


You've got three seconds to tell me


Why you interrupted my maxum nap


Or there's gonna be trouble.


Maxum trouble!


One...


Maxum man! Um...


I thought that eric was um... Lying, so-


Two...


I, uh, didn't mean to interrupt or anything and i-


Three!


Nice seeing you! Bye! (Screams)


Eric maxum man?


Is that really you?


Aghhh!


(Sighs heavily)


Brain?! What? How? Why?


This doesn't make any sense.


Of course it is me!


Who did you expect, maxum man?!


And thank you very much for leaving me here


With the nosy girls and all their snoopings.


I am sick and- aghhhhh!


(Fizzles) daisy...


Unicorn horn? (Licks)


Sure.


(Licking)


(Whinnies)


(Shatters)


Ahem. Uh-oh.


Eric and trevor (screaming in pain)