02x34 - Eric Amazing / Trevor the Hero

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Students (loud chatter and laughter)


Man, the cool hallway is just so...


Um...


Other word that means cool.


I got your "cool hallway" pass.


Eric niiiice!


(Loud slurp)


Hey! Hey!


Way too cute!


Time to party!


(Vana and friends giggle)


Yo, va-naaa,


Whas happenin', um... Yo?


(Girls chatter and giggle)


(Chuckles) hah! Yeah. Laughing and stuff.


Pret-ty cool! Juzz like me...


Vana allan!


Hello, vana!


I caught you out of the corner of my eye.


I'm so perceptive!


Vana? Hey, vana!


Vana! Vana! Vana!


(Smack)


Your beauty today almost rivals that of mine!


(Clucks tongue) muah! (Slurp)


(Giggling) oh, allan.


Eric barf!


So, anywaaaay...


(Smash) ungh!


Pamplemoose allan!


Perfect score on your test again!


Amazing!


(Derisive grunt)


(Loud expl*si*n)


Xox sidekicks, prepare to meet your doom!


(Gasps) oh, allan amazing!


Because you are here, and so amazing,


I will spare everyone.


Students in hallway (cheering)


What?!


Except him.


(w*apon powers up and fires)


Agh! (Whimpers)


Allan amazing, I present to you


This solid plutonium key to the city


For being such an amazing guy


And for no other reason!


(Incredulous) seriously?! Grr...


(Substance drips and splats)


Oh, come on!


Is this cloud raining poop?


Allan got my robot rain cloud


And pooping pigeon working again!


Isn't he amazing?!


Sorry, eric.


Ugh!


Why does allan get to be amazing at everything


While I'm...


The opposite of amazing?


Un-mazing.


Non-mazing.


In-mazing.


Stop me when I get it.


Hmm...


But what if I was amazing?


Allan (admiring himself) ooh! (Clucks tongue) yeah!


Rrrrar! And cool...


Uh... Wow, eric, that "hat,"


Which you didn't get from the evil gadget vault


And doesn't suck brains,


Looks amazing on your head!


Amazing on eric's head? Ha!


See what real amazingness looks like!


Hah! Ungh!


So... Beautiful!


Not for long!


(Hat powers up, electricity crackles)


(Grunting and groaning in pain)


Aggghhhhhhh!


(Fusing crackles)


(Smoke hisses)


Eric (allan's voice) uh... As I was saying...



Um, what was I saying?


Allan (eric's voice) hey! It worked!


Eric (allan's voice) wait a minute... Why is my body over there?


I look amazing!


And feel amazing!


(Sniffs) and smell amazing!


Eric (allan's voice) (screams)


What have you done to my amazingosity?!


And why is there hair growing out of my ears?!


I don't know what you mean, eric.


Eric?! I'm allan! Allan amazing!


Suuure you are.


(Laughs) gotta go!


Hey, eric, or allan,


Or whatever,


Want me to take care of those ear hairs for ya?!


(Screams)


(Yelling) we can do your nose hairs too!


(Slurp)


Hi, allan!


Wow!


You're swooning over me!


Uh, I mean, you always swoon over me.


That's because I'm allan amazing.


I'm not eric in allan's body


Or anything.


(Nervous chuckle)


Wow! You sounded just like eric would sound


If he was inside your body.


Great impression!


(Students clap and cheer)


Just fantastic!


Another fail for mr. Needles,


Und another super amazing better-than-perfect score


For mr. Amazing!


Eric (allan's voice) but eric switched brains with me!


I'm really allan!


Nein!


Stasis detention for you!


Whew!


(Laughing evilly)


(Bummed) I can't believe you got stasis detention


And I didn't.


(Students ooh and ahh and whistle)


(Cheering and whistling)


Hi, allan!


(Muffled) agh! I'm allan!


Allan (eric's voice) uh, you mean you guys don't want to pummel me?!


Vana what do you mean pummel you?


Wait, are you still doing your eric impression?


(Laughs)


I know!


Even I am amazed at how amazing I am!


Vana and kitty (sigh)


It all started when I turned one.


I, uh... Spoke my first word:


"Amazing"!


That's amazing, allan!


I learned to walk the next day!


And the day after, i...


Composed my first symphony!


Can you play it for us?


(Button beeps, loud poof)


(Nervous whimper)


(Sweat drips)


(Plays a single note)


(Sweat drips)


Students yay! (Cheering)


Phew!


(Dialling, phone rings)


What?


Trevor, it's me. You gotta help me!


Allan amazing's calling my house?!


Wicked!


Trevor, it's eric, in allan's body.


Remember?


I have to go plan what I'm gonna say to you


If you ever call again!


Goodbye!


(Dial tone drones)


(Sighs) who else can I call?


He doesn't have any friends in here!


Only hair dressers!


Well, maybe things will look better in the morning.


(Claps twice)


(Sighs)


(Alarm clock blares)


Agh!


(Claps twice)


Agh! Two in the morning?!


No snooze button?!


This is not amazing!


How am I supposed to look amazing now?


Agh!


(Grunting and groaning)


(Screams in pain)


(Tools whir, flames crackle)


(Screams in pain) ungh!


Ooh! Agh! Ooh! Agh!


(Devices fire like weapons)



(Clang, eric groans in pain)


Computer the amaz-i-fication program is now complete.


Allan (eric's voice) oh. That's how.


(Beeping from the videogame)


You blasted my butt again, dude.


How come you're so amazing all of a sudden?


Aye-yi-yi!


For the seven thousandth time,


I'm allan amazing trapped in eric's body!


Right...


Another game, eric?


Oh... No matter how good I am,


People still think I'm eric!


I might as well stop trying to be amazing.


Wait!


As eric, I don't have to try.


I don't have to be amazing anymore!


(Shirt stretches and rips)


(Farts, sighs with relief)


(Door opens and closes)


(Breathing hard) you gotta take your old life back!


No hard feelings, 'kay?


Uh, no thanks.


Great! Just put on this hel-


(Realizing) wha?!


Eric (allan's voice) being you is great!


I'm a total loser at everything


And nobody cares!


I have friends because nobody's threatened


By my awesome amazingness!


And I only have to shower once a month, you know!


Trevor that does sound great.


Trevor, he just described you too.


He did? Yeeessss!


(Odor hisses, trevor sniffs)


(Foghorn bellows, thumps on ground)


You don't have any real friends.


You have to actually try to do things


And be amazing at them!


Give me my life back!


(Struggling and fighting grunts)


Hi-yah!


Take that!


Eric (allan's voice) agh!


(Screeches to a halt, buttons beep)


(Door whirs)


(Hats clatter, door clangs shut)


Ha! Now you can't get them


Because you're not eric anymore!


Maxum brain entry denied.


(Buzzer drones, electricity crackles)


Ow-ow-ow-ow! Agghhhhhh!


Maxum brain, let me in!


Oh, mr. Amazing, sir!


It is so amazing to be seeing you!


But I'm sorry I can't help you.


(Screaming in frustration)


(Students ooh and ahh)


Hey, allan!


Looking amazing!


I might look amazing, but I'm not!


But, allan, you can never not be amazing.


Oh really? Well, is this amazing?


Or this?


(Gibbers like a monkey)


Hey, look at me! I'm allan and I'm disgusting.


Ewww! Gross!


What's he doing?


Huh?


No idea, dude.


He's going to ruin me!


Allan, how could you betray me?


You failed!


Mayor swifty and I want the key to the city back!


(Jingling sound)


How about that?!


I am eric, hear me roar!


Um... (Roars pathetically)


The only thing worse


Than everybody thinking you're amazing


Is them not thinking I'm amazing.


Well, that and being spied on by kitty


All the time.


(Shudders) ugh!


(Giggles)


Let's do this.


(Button beeps)


(Electricity crackles, allan and eric scream)


I'm me again! Yes!


(Belches loudly and farts)


And I am me again, and it is... Rrrrar!


Amazing!


(Cheering)


No respect. No expectations.


No sense of personal hygiene.


It's great to be me!


(Loud expl*si*n)


(w*apon fires)


Agh! (Whimpering)


(Groaning) yep, it's great to be me.



♪♪♪


(Growling)


(Terrified scream)


(Vicious hissing and snarling, screams of pain)


Eric huh. Okay, so now we know:


Pet mountain lions are a bad idea.


Boy, he really loves his hotdogs.


(Splat)


(Gasps)


Eric (gasps)


So beautiful... So... Free!


I have never wanted anything more


In my entire life!


(Fighting grunts)


(Laser pings)


(Slapping, struggling grunts)


Pamplemoose (humming)


Eric nailed ya!


Hey!


Trevor (triumphant laugh)


Eric oh no, you don't!


Ungh!


(Splat)


(Unicorn whinnies)


Eric and pamplemoose (gasp in horror)


(Descending buzz, ping)


(Whistling drop, loud crash)


Troublemeyer,


Do you realize what you just did?


I let that poor, defenseless half-hotdog


Go uneaten.


You saved my life.


I did wha?


Well, technically, it was me who-


Whoa! (Crash)


Three cheers for trevor!


Crowd hip-hip hooray!


Hip-hip hooray!


Hip-hip hooray!


(Sniffles)


Your heroic legs must be tired


From all that life-saving.


Let me be your legs.


But... I saved his life.


And I have heroic legs which are also tired.


(Wobbling)


Trevor saved someone's life?


Must be opposite day.


You look really pretty today, kitty.


Oh, you think so?


I spent all day working on my...


Hey!


Are you comfy, mein hero?


Hmm?


Are we ever really comfy enough?


(Gasps)


(Pamplemoose hums)


Eric agh!


(Pamplemoose hums, forehead squeaks)


I guess that's a bit better.


Why is pamplemoose being so nice?


Huh! He thinks you saved his life


When all you did was get butt-checked by me,


And now you're stealing my thunder.


Correction I stole your lightning.


(Electricity crackles) aggghhhh!


It's not fair! I saved pamplemoose.


Oh, you're so cute when you're jealous!


Or when you're anything!


Puah! Jealous? Me?


Of what?


Pamplemoose excellent work, trevor!


The first ever "a plus, plus, plus."


(Fanfare plays)


Crowd (cheers and applauds)


All he did was draw a smiley face!


(Sniffs and licks)


In peanut butter!!!


I know!


I gave bonus points for the extra chunky!


Stop being so jealous of trevor!


Everyone!


Class (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


(Head pops and deflates)


(Kids skids to a halt)


Trevor huh?


What's with the flower carpet?


Don't you see?


Everybody thinks you're a hero.


Because of that salamander?


I mean, all I did was peel it off the bottom of my shoe.


Brave little guy...


I thought he was a piece of gum.


Probably shouldn't have chewed on him so much.


No! They think you're a hero.


But I saved pamplemoose and I'm the real hero!


(Gummy chewing sounds)


What are you doing?


(Salamander squeaks like a chew toy)


(Salamander squeals)



(Chuckles)


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


Agh!


I even hear his name in my sleep.


Actually...


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


This is gotta blow over by tomorrow.


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


Day after tomorrow?


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


Crowd (chanting) trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


(Owl hoots)


(Rooster crows)


Pretty quiet out there.


Yes! They've finally stopped worshipping trevor!


That, or the zombie apocalypse


Has finally come.


But probably the first one, right?


(Shrugging) enh...


(Eric hums tunelessly)


(Gasps) o... M... Super g.


(Fireworks pop, crowd cheers wildly)


Brave, heroic, confused by fingers-


Why are there so many of you?!


All words that describe the young man


Who saved my life.


I would like you to join me today


In honouring this town's greatest hero:


Trevor troublemeyer.


(Crowd cheers wildly)


(Mic feedback squeals)


Thank you, thank you.


I have a dream.


A dream that involves monkeys wearing suits.


This is crazy.


Trevor is not a hero.


He's afraid of butterflies for crying out loud.


But where's a butterfly when you need one,


Right, eric?


Eric?


There was a monkey judge, a monkey lawyer,


And yeah, you guessed it, a monkey bailiff.


(Snoring)


Oh no! What's that terrifying object


Flying over the stage?


Is that a... (Gasps) butterfly?


Butterfly?!


Where? Where?!!!


(Screams)


(Key clangs, unicorn whinnies, loud crash)


Where is that stuff coming from?


Crowd (applauds)


(Gasps, startled) oh!


Oh! He did it again!


All hail trevor!


Crowd trevor! Trevor! Trevor!


(Screaming)


That's it!


One way or another, I'll show them


That trevor doesn't deserve all this attention,


And that I'm the real hero!


I completely agree with you on every point,


And you are definitely not a jealous egomaniac.


Thank you, vana.


Wait. Stop doing that!


(Evil chuckle)


Won't be long now.


I thought you learned your lesson


About mountain lions?


Lesson? Learned?


Do you even know me? Pfft!


So what's your plan -


Which I'm sure is very, very brilliant?


Sic the mountain lion on professor pamplemoose,


Trevor will run like a girl - no offense...


Oof! Agh!


None taken.


And then I'll step in and save the day.


Okay, buddy. Go time.


Make it look scary - pee-your-pants scary.


(Ferocious roar)


(Snarls)


(Roars)


(Screams) trevor, save us!


Especially me.


(Chomp, gulps)


Oh no! I forgot!


Trevor eats when he's nervous!


And that mountain lion has a taste for hot dog blood!


(Ferocious roar)


(Screams)


(Grunts of effort)


That's my weiner!


Well, at least this time,


Trevor didn't get credit for-


Pamplemoose you saved my life.


And you sacrificed your wiener...for me!


Crowd trevor! Trevor! Trevor!



(Snarls) aghhh!


(Eric screams in pain, lion hisses and snarls)


(Exasperated sigh) I'm done.


I have to accept that trevor's a famous hero


And I'm a regular old nobody...


Like you two.


Well, actually,


I'm on the cover of "sidekick spotlight."


Fine. I'm a nobody like kitty.


Uh, I'm on the cover too, see?


Kitty that's my elbow!


Fine! Just me, the lone nobody!


Yep, you're on your own, nobody.


Kitty I guess opposite day is over.


(Can clangs) trevor ow!


What are you doing?


Shouldn't you be out meeting


With the president of the world or something?


That's tomorrow.


You gotta help me.


I don't want to be a hero anymore.


People keep wanting me to help them


And that mountain lion won't go away!


(Whimpers, slow song plays)


I just want everything to go back to normal.


No more trevor the hero, huh?


That does sound pretty good.


But how?


Pizza cutter? Fleece jammies?


Exoskeleton suit?


Puppy dog, an aluminum baseball bat,


Hockey skates, watermelons...


(Metallic clanging and whirring)


Yeah, and those little chewy things


On the end of shoelaces,


Space suit, cows -


Not the brown ones,


But those cool black and white ones -


Aliens!


(Shocked gasps)


What's this?


Read it.


Kitty professor, thank goodness you're here.


Look! Trevor is in trouble.


Vana yes. Somebody. Help.


(Chuckles) wow, this really is high tea.


You're a bird.


Don't worry, everyone. I'll save him!


Kitty (reading) "look! It's eric needles!"


Eric?! But he's no hero.


If only trevor was here to save trevor.


Oh trevor, I knew you'd come for me.


Of course, I'd never leave me behind.


Oh trevor.


Oh trevor.


(Kissing sounds)


I'll show you who the real hero is.


Quick, hop on my back.


Oh, and nice work looking scared.


I am scared.


I've seen you fly.


Good, good, get into character.


No way! I'm not goin' with you!


But you gotta! Come on!


No! (Struggling)


(Jet-pack whooshes off)


(Screams)


(Loud thud, pained groans)


(Sputters)


(High-pitched scream)


(Higher pitched scream)


Oh no! (Groans)


(Jet-pack whooshes faster on approach


(Slow motion) noooo!


(Farts)


(expl*si*n)


Oh, eric, you saved my life.


You are the true hero!


Really?


Finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.


(Unicorn whinnies, loud crash)


(Screaming pain)


Eric where is that stuff coming from?!