03x46 - Hullaballoo / For Real Estate

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sidekick". Aired: September 3, 2010 – September 14, 2013.*
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Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.
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03x46 - Hullaballoo / For Real Estate

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just like superheroes

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when faced with certain destruction the

psychic might occasionally experience

some discomfort about being humiliated

over and over and over again

yes but i was mostly talking about

remembering to wear diapers to avoid

embarrassing oneself already packing

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somebody's looking for extra credit

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wow

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battleground again

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looks like someone woke up on the rage

side of the bed this morning what

gives tomorrow of course

i'd be all angry about that too

um what's a hullabaloo hullabaloo is a

time on a right of passage for all

cycles it's when a super chooses you as

their future sidekick it's the day every

aspiring psychic waits for

really

and you get cake

cake

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something's wrong with vanna

nothing why is she so mad hullabaloo

sounds like something vanna would really

want

it's not the party it's because her

sister is coming

ah

bella has a sister

josh keep it down

the two of them don't exactly get along

why is she better than vana in every way

possible

i never say that

yes savannah's upstaged van all her life

in growth

think fast

and arm wrestling

fast

and in super knitting

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sweet nice

if she hates her sister so much why

doesn't she just uninvite her well

that's the thing she can't because to be

deemed worthy of sidekicking by a super

you need a super and savannah

savannah is a super

where is she where is my little

hullabaloo sister

um

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hey

what are you doing down there

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oh laying around on the job again huh

you won't get to be my sidekick that way

and are these your little friends hey

kids i'm savannah but i bet you already

knew that i bet vanna can't stop talking

about me

actually i've never even heard of yep

how can you help bragging about having a

super sister of your own

now which one of you wants a

personalized pummeling

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are you okay

of course i'm okay i'm vanna i'm always

okay right

except when she's around

i love it

yeah that's my ticket my whole life of

horrible humiliating awfulness at the

hands of savannah has been leading up to

this point just have to hold on and

it'll all be worth it i'll get my

hullabaloo pin become her sidekick and

she'll stop treating me like a baby

sister where's my baby sister oh

come on it's time to get you all ready

for the big party but first no but first

nobody first think fast

super

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[Laughter]

kitty

yes vanna

do me a hula blue day favor of course

anything b*at up eric for me

but how will that help it won't hurt

fair enough

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wow

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um

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[Applause]

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hey vana

nice to see you wow that's a pretty

dress it's a clartakian att*ck dress and

it's wearing here

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that's

vana have to hand it to her even after

all the abuse she really kept her cool

adorable

at the sidekick academy welcome to my

little sister vanna's hullabaloo

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that's vana you all know why i am here

in the grand tradition of hullabaloo

it's time for me to choose my lucky

future sidekick and present them with

the official sidekick pen

seriously that's vanna but i'm the lucky

one because my choice is easy there's

only one sidekick i would trust by my

side one sidekick who has proven to be

worthy of serving me

and that sidekick is

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what

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how dare you choose some random sidekick

over your own sister hey come on kitty

it was pretty random i too was surprised

that's vanna i have put up with years of

your abuse of you outshining me in every

way all for this one chance and you just

take it away

yep what are you gonna do about it

cj

fight music

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i'm tired of living in your big buff

bossy shadow

you forgot beautiful and you forgot who

you were dealing with savannah think

fast

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humiliation

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this is for you

for me but

why

why

because after a lifetime of terrible

humiliation you finally stood up to me

that's what i was waiting for

happy hullabaloos

you mean you didn't really want kitty

that was just another cruel joke and the

lifetime of sisterly torment

you could have stopped this years ago

frankly i was getting tired of thinking

up new ways to humiliate you

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i'm so glad you're on

now that's banana

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welcome back to lairs where we snoop

around the homes of villains and heroes

tonight a sidekick secrets and here's

the maxim toilet which because of maxum

man's um super everything needs to be

super strong

how many times do i have to tell you not

to super flush while i am in the shower

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eric i specifically told you not to put

the house on tv i even said do not put

the mansion on this show that you are

watching which was this show that we are

now watching you're all just jealous

because after this everyone will know

that i am totally cool they're gonna

show your personal stuff right

stuff that no one has ever seen before

even through the window while you're

sleeping

curse you curtains

magic box is talking

and this is the maxim kitchen where all

maxum man's um food things are

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here can i offer you a meatball

and this is my bedroom which as you can

see it's awesome and not infectious at

all so no need to dwell well

no no wait

that's nothing leave it

yeah um these aren't mine

[Laughter]

they said they'd cut

you know eric you may have disobeyed me

but it was worth it identical

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eric eric jacob

it's what i would be saying if we were

not homeless hobos without houses um why

are we outside and what's a fortaking

sign it is like a for sale sign but

instead of a house being for sale an

evil real estate lady just takes your

house and sells it

names flow closure i caught your lairs

episode last night you are quite the

showman i'm kidding you were awful

mansion's great though it'll make a

perfect evil lair here's my card i can

definitely sell this place whether you

want me to or not add a tar pit here

trapdoor there i can taste my 10

what you can't just sell the mansion i

know my rights split for a lot 292

section c if flo wants to sell your

house she can

i do not know my rights at all now step

off son your due goodness is hurting my

curb appeal oh yeah we'll prepare to

meet my curb

and appeal

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who knew she had lasers in her corsage

thanks for letting us crash here trevor

okay bro well i am taking no pleasure in

saying that this is all your fault or

more truthfully i am taking much

pleasure look my fault our fault not my

fault let's not quibble we have to find

a way to get the mansion back human

pinata

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that's it disguises we'll disguise

ourselves and sneak into the mansion

you're a genius trevor sugar crash

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finally the maxum mansion will be mine

not if brute get housed first what brute

need to spread wings

so you are

evil mcevil and his son bad guy junior

say

you guys look like what good guys think

bad guys look like

say something evil something

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i hate hugs

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hmm you boys are all right enjoy the

tour

i had to install the mucus sprayer the

former owner good guys actually wash

themselves with water

weirdos weirdos i'll give them weirdos

i wanted to create the feeling of being

att*cked by a wild beast but why just

feel when you can feel

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and finally

you should have seen the dusty old

mainframe computer

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don't even get me started so i added

some patented recreator flare

vultures

no what have you done

you can muck up the house and change the

wallpapers all you want but nobody

messes with my mainframe are you ready

eric

eric

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don't worry kitty will take care of you

thanks

it was really nice of you to let us stay

here and treat our wounds

and share your photo collection

uh we really should be going now

don't be silly guys

you're staying here

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not on your life

to get the mansion back we need to b*at

out all the other people who want it in

the bidding w*r and may i remind you

that in splitsboro a bidding w*r is an

actual w*r of fists and such maybe we

should just let them have it i mean this

bed is pretty comfy yes grandpa seems to

think so grandpa what do you mean great

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contestants welcome to the bidding w*r a

knock down dragon fight to the finish

last one standing takes the mansion

and i take my 10

on your mark

get set

let the bidding w*r

begin

it's time for plan b who are you kidding

eric you don't have plan b's look i know

this mansion like the front of banner's

face so let's use it secrets against

them

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stop looking at my face

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eric's plan worked oh i must never speak

of this again

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we are finished kid this house is mine

okay okay you win but before you stomp

me into dust can i have one last request

what is it a snack well

i don't see any harm in it

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no what is that it's disgusting it's

removing it it's delicious

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why did i agree to this

little girl you need to let bruce catch

you and crush you and win house w*r

eric said there'd

box mine

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and it looks like i just found vanna's

birthday present

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i love that lamp i liked it too

hold still

there's nowhere left for you to hide

any last words before i steal maxum

mansion and end the most annoying

sidekick career ever

yes

humiliation beats annihilation

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i bet you're mad we won the mansion back

doesn't matter to me kid i told you flo

always gets hurt ten percent

that 10 was my room

welcome to super extreme renovations

tonight maxum mansion

eric i thought i told you not to put the

mansion on tv but in this case i'm happy

you did

who knew they could rebuild the mansion

so fast yeah almost makes you want to

destroy it all over again

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