03x48 - The Dingalingish Patient / Parent Teacher Night of Doom

[bunniefuu]

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just like superheroes

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okay

open bombay doors oh you are so brave

let's go dude wait why am i doing this

again it's maxum brain's new rule before

getting any food i have to defeat one

villain or clean my room i haven't eaten

in

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months i don't usually question you eric

but this time your plan feels a little

too plummety and clatty we're skydiving

onto a blimp what could possibly go

wrong um we're skydiving on a what now

don't tell me they went splat right

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it's over accumulate

needles how did you find me you're the

only villain stealing manatees and

flying in a giant junk sucking blimp

fair enough what can i say i am a

hoarder i love stuff

you sound funny

wait i do too it's like that time i

inhaled all those helium balloons at

that toddler's birthday party

he cried for

hours that was me

it's hydrogen actually same silly voice

but much more expl*sive if someone was

crazy enough to say uh oh fire a laser

cannon like this one exactly like that

one

you're trying to trick me well i'm

hungry and i am not cleaning my room so

take this brain

and you to accumulate

who's crazy

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i'm alive

yes i knew my silly unnecessary risk

wouldn't end badly right trevor

trevor is that you you're in that body

cast for some other reason and not

because i made you jump into a giant

blimp vacuum and then blew up said giant

blimp vacuum

right

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maybe i did have a little something to

do with it

eric we got here as soon as we could

after stopping at the salon for five

hours kitty you know what flying at

ultrasonic speed does to my hair

don't worry trevor i know i messed up

but i'm gonna stand by your plastery

side until you're back on your feet

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now let's get you out of this crummy

state-of-the-art highly respected

hospital

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there we go

home sweet

i meant to get that fixed

and that

that i had nothing to do with

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there you go buddy i'll just prop you up

here on the couch there

just type what you need to say and the

computer will translate it into your own

voice

you really think i can type with my toe

whoa das is amazing sweet the maxim toe

typer's working great phew okay man what

else can i get you movie video game just

name it i hate to be a bother eric but

could you run a few errands for me

dude why are you talking weird you never

call me eric it's always dude or man or

buddy and you love being a bother and

who says errands don't you mean stink

jobs um that is what i meant do my stink

jobs

that's more like it

wow um some of this stuff is really

expensive and hard to find ow

my bones how i wish i never got blown up

by my best friend

you're right i'll get all this weird

stuff for you pal i promise

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here's those 12 vacuum motors man

oh and the girls are here

eric don't you think it's a little odd

that trevor asked you to get a bunch of

blimp and vacuum parts right after we

battled a villain who flew a giant blimp

vacuum

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no trevor just needed this stuff for his

wait what is this stuff for again um

oh uh oh

ow

ow my body

oh no

dude i feel terrible for doubting

is there anything else you need

well

a roll of two-ply super-strength

titanium foil to reinforce my blimp i

mean to

cover my leftovers

oh your concern for your surplus food is

so touching

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now if i was a package of super strength

titanium foil where would i um hey dude

hey do you know where the super foil is

sure do buddy aisle five thanks

free cheese

holy guacamole dude what are you doing

here i'm eating tiny spirit cheese

samples

what are you doing here

but you're at the mansion right now in a

body cast

i wish cats are awesome they're itchy

they stink and hair grows like crazy

underneath them this is from the last

cast i wore

but how did you not get hurt in the

crash wait how did i not get hurt in the

crash

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[Applause]

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but if you haven't been at the mansion

then who has

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cumulate that's right needles thanks so

much for helping me rebuild my evil

master plan oh and that a*t*matic body

cast escape saw came in super handy oh

man i thought i was taking care of you

this whole time really you would have

taken care of me you're a good friend

man when this is over we should do

something nice just the two of us like a

movie or

i don't know how nice a movie is it

doesn't have to be a movie i just

thought you wanted to see it yeah no

it's fine it's okay yeah fine um guys

you could start saving the day here a

little bit there will be no day saving

once eric hands over that foil i can

finish patching my blimp and my hoarding

will resume you still got the foil even

after you found the real trevor why and

so i could say this

accumulate it looks like your plan is

officially

foiled

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oh come on solid one-liner mr needles

but i think you still fail to appreciate

exactly how much my plan

sucks

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my pun's still better

so i see you've gotten yourself into yet

another fine mess you know brain you

could help us escape instead of giving

yet another boring lecture yes i could

but why would i because if you do this

one thing for me i will perform the most

heroic most stay saving most step

ever

i will clean my room

huh

agreed no take backs

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this is pretty much exactly what i

expected your room would look like inner

sanctum

what what are we doing here eric i mean

shouldn't we be chasing cumulate why

chase the fish when you've got bait wait

fish what fish the villain

he's the fish and the messy room is the

bait yeah you have lost me eric i'm

stumped too dude

what he said it's a metaphor or maybe a

simile i always mix those two never mind

just watch

your two leg needles i've already

escaped free to horn again

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a drat well i'm just glad that you

didn't hoard my room before escaping and

to think all this time you've been

sitting right next to the greatest pile

of cool junk the world has ever known

really

swear oh

so

much junk

tell me about it oh well i guess you're

just

so much junk so much stuff suck

i think he learned his lesson and filled

the balloon with helium this time

instead of hydrogen

guess not

well it looks like having a disgustingly

messy room saved the day after all you

never said anything like that yep save

the day hey

our voices are going all squirrely again

oh my was anyone turning off the

hydrogen valve after accumulates blimp

took off

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seriously though your plan is foiled

what's not to like

now that i like

[Laughter]

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no wait

please please please

don't make me go to you

parent teacher night

i am your legal guardian so it is my

duty to go plus i would never miss

hearing what a bad student you are okay

you're enjoying this way too much

how am i doing trevor

a little more

a little more

go forward

more go up

locate right way

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you're good

namaste fellow child inspirers peace and

love child inspirers that's not even a

word promise you're not gonna embarrass

me fear not sun child embarrassment

comes from within yeah sometimes it

comes on a bike

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fly free my friends

why can't you just be normal like

kitty's parents come along pumpkin

how lucky is it that my parents who are

perfectly normal weren't crushed to

death

so lucky that's how lucky

excuse me i've got to go repair someone

i mean something parents and students

parents and students thank you for

coming and welcome to the parent teacher

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[Laughter]

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why is everything at splitsboro always

something something of doom

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eric is hands down my worst student

ever seriously

ah there's the doom

for his science project he handed in

what i believe to be an a*t*matic waffle

maker

what everybody loves waffles

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so

dare i ask trevor cheats lies destroys

things burns them then blows them up huh

he's got me pegged and now the bad stuff

i see your point

the winner has always been the top-notch

student a real delight for example oh

you look tense what are you doing he was

about to tell you how amazing i am

are you touching me i think she's

touching me relax be a one with your

body your mind the universe this is an

outrageous

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but i already told you there is no need

to go through kitty's old tests they're

all a's incorrect kitty received one b

ah

yeah well nobody's perfect right

unacceptable great alert we must have

great perfection initiating massive

destruction

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[Laughter]

it's powered by an incredibly dangerous

collapsed star which could destroy the

planet

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i couldn't find any batteries

oh oh oh my ram hearts from laughing so

hard

and trevor is lazy self-centered loves

destruction and is quite possibly

totally evil

in short he will make an excellent

sidekick

what that's a lie la la la la la i'm not

an excellent i'm not excellent at

anything you must be so proud

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ugh

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[Laughter]

all right everyone i hope the parent and

or guardian teacher interview process

was less painful for you than it was for

me or speaking of pain let the pain

begin pain

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we have to show our families what we've

learned at sidekick school we've got to

att*ck them and win this is gonna be so

good remember if you defeat your family

members your grades go up if you lose

you must attend night school overnight

school free breakfast school and back in

time school

parents students

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i would be enjoying this

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look i know you're all about peace and

love and other useless stuff so i

promise to take it easy on you that is

so sweet of you dear um

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to me

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destroy us pumpkin and increase your

grades if you fail to comply we will

destroy you

your best sh*t trevor you need all the

crates you can get you've had this

coming for a long time dad

where

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watch your breathing dear in

and out

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you don't have to try

so hard

no no no it is being my absolute

pleasure it is not hard at all

fine then i'll give you something hard

waffle iron hard hey

we know what's best for you and what's

best for you is to get good grades or be

destroyed

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[Laughter]

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come on son you have to defeat me or

you're gonna fail

my reply to you is

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i believe my son has defeated me with

this devilishly masterful paper-cut plan

genius trevor

and once again

i can't

do this anymore i'm so tired

you wouldn't have this problem if you

just learned to breathe sweetness

in with the good

and uh with the bad

and

out

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faster

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[Applause]

wow that breathing stuff really works

last chance

all right i didn't want to but you made

me do this

destruct procedure alpha bravo voice

authorization kitty loves eric

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okay fine

now you know my parents are robots there

i said it dir yeah it explains so much

so you don't think it's weird oh that is

such a relief i thought everyone would

think i was wacko because i built my own

parents ew you built your parents wow

what

put me down when i am about to defeat

you and condemn you to an eternity of

schooling

that is a good one then you've left me

no choice

haven't we been through this before

waffle boy this yes

but not this

oh the collapsed star even eric wouldn't

be foolish enough to

yes he would

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why the overly dramatic reaction

it will collapse the entire planet

oh

then

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in case nobody heard it earlier i did

say oops

well technically you did defeat maxum

brain so you pass yay and for making

terrible waffles

you no longer pass oh man