03x49 - Eric of the Board / Pamp My Ride

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just like superheroes

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in my book there's no better way to gain

momentum

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eric needles i am maxim business clone01

you have been scheduled i do not like

the sound of that

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luckily i've got a secret w*apon for

just this kind of situation

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it is time for work work maxim core

i really don't like the sound of this we

were cloned by maxum man to oversee his

businesses he has been on extended

vacation

emergency protocol has now been

activated you are now in charge of his

company and its many products

wow

a rival company threatens to take over

maxim core as maxum and psychic it is

your duty to be chief executive chief

executive thingy i like the sound of

that

so sweet i can do it clones i'll be the

best chief executive thingy ever to

maxim car hq

ew

am i sitting on you or in you

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are you sure this is the right place

that's what eric's email said one maxim

core way maximum core district maxim

core o'clock hmm it's half past maxum

coral clock already hello unsuccessful

people

the maxum core private balloon only

suckers use elevators

yeah what's going on here needles

oh sorry you don't have any annoying

questions scheduled today

how's your three o'clock look hmm

sure will you two quit scheduling and

tell me what's going on here i am in

control of maxim core the big boss head

honcho gooey enchilada so follow me for

the ride of your lives

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or we can use this door

wow our best friend head of the world's

most powerful company there's no telling

what kind of exciting things will happen

this isn't very exciting yeah about that

turns out i have no idea what a boss

does

sorry guys a boss leads he doesn't sit

waiting for stuff to happen yeah make

executive decisions like making me your

executive vice president your second in

command your numero dos enchilada

don't listen to her you need a strong

ruthless vp

observe

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ah too many decisions

decisions that's what bosses do i can

decision

cancel my one o'clock make van and kitty

have a slug eating contest for a vp job

make trevor my official guinea pigs

good call

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awesome boss duties day one maxum sticky

notepads product test

note to self maxim sticky notes failure

still not sticky enough nice work biggie

mama room remember me

note to self maxim lemonade failure

still not sour enough nice work biggie

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note to self maximum anti-gravity boots

failure still not floaty enough nice

work biggie

and how's this for bossing i combine the

maximum death rate blaster division with

the maximum tots toy line for kids

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nice work biggie

note to self hire more vice presidents

maxim core has had its best week ever

all thanks to my executive decisions

primo decision sir nice suit sir now

i'll just read this business paper to

confirm what i just

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it's said

it says maxim core is going out of

business

what about my vp position and what about

my executive footrest position what

about my 8 am meeting or my 3pm pencil

sharpening or my coffee break at 315 or

my coffee appreciation lesson

good thing no one can fire the bus

that doesn't sound too bad right

eric needles your incompetence has only

made things worse the danger we have

anticipated has arrived

a hostile takeover

give me a break that sounds like a lot

of business mumbo jumbo

in splitsboro a hostile takeover is

really a hostile takeover good luck with

that

good morning i'm here for your company

in a hostile way

fire

i won't sit here and let my company get

blasted sure i made mistakes sure i paid

everyone in cotton candy but no way am i

letting maxum cargo down without a fight

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this is your boss speaking fight for

maxim core with all you got

hold

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lemonade approved

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this company will be mine

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i have you now sidekicks

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hmm

hey anyone catch last night's episode of

so you think you can super

mother ella was totally robbed huh oh

totally what show are those judges

watching anyway hmm

good coco zox oh thank you

oh

well back to the grind

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now drought

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[Laughter]

yeah eric i cannot have flown to adams

on my resume

trevor where did you get that hey man

business is stressful do not judge me

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guys the answer is

child's play

oh president eric i've got a memo for

you

memo denied socks

give us needles

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quitting time hmm

well see you kids tomorrow 9 a.m sharp

literally

what a day you said it

well see you guys tomorrow remember it's

funny shirt day

right on

wait tomorrow can't just be another day

like today being the boss has changed me

things are gonna be different for the

first time in my life i have a real

calling sure i made mistakes sure i

photocopied my butt and plastered the

pictures everywhere

oh

but being the boss means something to me

trust me when you come back to work

tomorrow everything will be totally

different

and where's eric

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ah

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oh yeah

appointment for the maxum mobile eric

man how you doing bro yeah i got you

down for the mondo insano super remote

control soup up you bring your remote

remote sure your remote man we sync the

upgrades on your wheels to your maximum

remote so you can control it you know

remotely should be on your keychain

huh i thought that was the button for

the ejector seat nah bro that's in the

glove box

no way

dude you gotta see it

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having work done on his chair

he said he was on vacation

this is too perfect he's so helpless we

have to mess with them absolutely

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i've got an idea

nice you're ordering him flowers online

exactly wait what no

i'm switching our work order with

pamplemousses oh

i have no idea what that means

his chair will get the maxum mobile

upgrades and we'll be able to control

him with the remote

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i don't get it

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good morning class i am back from

vacation and i must say i feel like a

new man

interestingly my chair feels like a new

machine oh

chair i will never forget the day i

first laid eyes on you i had just

returned from the great sidekick wall

i was lost

my legs were smashed into useless

sausage casings

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and i had a crummy wooden flying chair

barely fit for a sick old bio edge a

meal super dog

that is until i'm a genius superinventor

the chair whisperer

at first

i thought he was a henchman spy sent to

finish me off

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origin stories are so boring give me

that

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hey we don't want to maim him yet

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so very cool that can't be good i knew

we should have went with the flowers

i can't believe you guys did this to

professor pamplemoose

as usual you're worrying too much i'm

sure he's fine yes yes eric is right i'm

sure he's just

are you crazy

looks good to me but what what trevor

he's screaming yeah but what you don't

know is that i can read lips

hmm

he's saying i'm cool

everyone chillax kitty smells like farts

the maxim self-destruct mechanism has

just been activated

good work boys pamplemoose will now

explode in one hour

hold on kitty smells like farts

step on it eric we're following a super

chair not a marching band

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i have triangulated professor

bompromus's location to this creepy

abandoned warehouse

i can't imagine the terrible things that

chair could be doing to the professor

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it's just a spa treatment

can't let it get away

activate supertail

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six minutes until eric's court judgment

explodes his teacher into little tiny

bits

brain patch me into pant i have to

confess to him and also ben and kitty

won't stop staring at me

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professor i'm sorry i switched your work

order with the maxum mobius because i

thought controlling your chair with a

remote would be hilarious and you were

right remote control that might explain

why my mind link with the chair has been

disrupted

even though my newly renovated wooden

chair was great things were about to get

much better what are you doing

sorry to interrupt your super boring

story but the countdown is at five

minutes and we can't risk you exploding

in a populated area

the chest taking evasive action with the

maximum time space warp zone modulator

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that shouldn't be too dangerous

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great we're in jail now no i can't go to

jail i don't look good in orange

whoa

what is this place according to my

guidance system we have entered the

animation procrastination zone are we

moving are you guys still chasing me

it's so hard to tell no kidding it feels

like whoever thought of this zone should

be fired

yes this cell has disengaged the warp

zone modulator

this is our chance that's good because

the countdown is at two minutes

two minutes that is barely enough time

for one last nostalgic tale

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when i first got the chair i had even

worse control than i do right now

but the chair whisperer taught me how to

connect with my chair and control it

with my brain

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wait a sec that's it brain disengage

maxum tail and get as close as you can

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okay professor we've got to concentrate

and take back control of this chair

it's not enough come on we need as much

brain power as we can get

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concentrate

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we did it

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you know i am being here too

and i managed to save the remote what do

you mean it broke back in class right

what no it just needed new batteries

you were controlling pam's chair this

entire time

well duh

wait why are you all looking at me like

that stop what are you doing

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