03x51 - The Running of the Trolls / Superbest in Show

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just like superheroes

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welcome to splitsborough's

125th annual running of the trolls

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trolls are crashed trolls are nasty i've

got

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i kept most of it in

it's almost midnight everyone now we all

know the rules right

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nope absolutely and also nope

at midnight

the trolls are released from their cave

you must herd them to another cave on

the opposite side of town

once there

you must seal them in so they can subdue

the dragons

if the trolls aren't contained by

sunrise they'll turn to stone and the

dragons will destroy us

oh and if the trolls capture you they'll

most likely crush you and eat you

so have fun and

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[Laughter]

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a little

this thing's name is gob hey do you have

a younger brother with green shaggy fur

named hark no

sound like cousin from sweden named

phlegm

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smash human

like

troublemeyer has the eric he passes the

30 the 20.

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all right spike and zack

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baby

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never trust a troll

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oh

they're headed into the city

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love that

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i think i saw one coming here let's

split up so we're vulnerable

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eric

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all right let's get back to work

excuse me sir but have you seen any

trolls around here

in the sewer

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i can't believe i fell for that i can

sorry me too

fell for what

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bye bye boys

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i bet you're wondering if me falling on

you was planned or just a lucky accident

it was accident it doesn't matter

because i'm the one holding the laser

prod so who's laughing now

i am that's who

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sorry

nice try but there's no way a troll is

going to lull me into a false sense of

security by staring at me with

ridiculously cute eyes

okay crying might work

but no

never trust a troll

troll's not bad trolls good

then why are you wrecking everything

trolls smash things when trolls like

things gob like you so god smash you

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god really like you so god really smash

you

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that makes people sense

trolls want to be friends not enemies

for real do you promise do you cross

your heart god promise

gobcrosshart

okay then let's be friends

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all right guys we've got a lot of trolls

to fraud and not much time to do it

let's move

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the trolls aren't our enemies they're

our friends

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i know you don't trust them but trust

has to start somewhere the trolls just

want to be our friends god promised and

i believe him you should too

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i'm glad i came out this end

that is beautiful

what part of never trust a troll don't

you get

poor poor vanna you always let your

anger blind you to the truth yes vanna

gobby's friend gob is uh i can't keep a

straight face anymore you are so

gullible

wait this was a trick i can't believe

you lied

thanks for gathering everybody in one

spot it'll be so much easier to eat

everyone now

british sounding trolls att*ck

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wow

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everyone stop

again

huh

what

let's handle this in a civilized way

i challenge you to a duel

winner takes sports bro

prepare to be schooled

king me

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mrs

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um

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last round you got this buddy

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you huh about sunrise rise and shine dab

rise and shine

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eric what

ah man

hey i smell bacon

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super bad lovers welcome to the

splitsboro super pet show where the

town's best super pets will compete for

the super title of super best in show

and super second place and super so

forth this contest will be no walk in

the park especially the walk in the park

event who are you talking to brain

you're not the show's announcer or you

just worry about winning super best in

show eric maxum man has achieved that

glory the past 19 years running so no

pressure

i am being ironic the pressure is

colossal glory shmori it's all about

prizes and i'm finally gonna win one hmm

perhaps you have forgotten all the

competitions maxum man has won over the

years that you have not

the super lifting competition

the super eating competition

the super swimsuit competition

we know the stink of failure follows you

like a stinker failure cloud eric

but trust me there is no way you can

lose this super pet show

worse than you are going to since

maximum hates you so much

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strange i see maxum mutt but not his

doofus owner

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dog chew toy sounds about right that was

uh me getting mutt prepped for taking

you and everyone else down yeah right

like you could ever come close to

b*ating us

right mr mumbles wumbles

eric meet my super pet robot spider

monkey spidermow

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he's ready to compete

joe is my super pet button jam

so cute

your last puny creatures don't stand a

chance against my super evil gerbil

derby

see

my eardrums are already pounding a

victory march

what did you say

mutt all i'm asking is for you to be a

good boy for just a couple of hours so i

can show the judges how good a super pet

owner i am

what do you say bud deal

i guess not

welcome gawkers to the split borough

super pet show i the recreator

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so prepare for judgment the winner of

today's show that only gets this

bludgeoning w*apon slash trophy but also

a valuable coupon for an all you can

spray flea spraying at raymond day's

freebie gone dungeon

the first event is the talent

competition

show these people-minded leeches how you

can float like a cute furry balloon

no offense

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field

meow

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you hate me but annoying music chills

you out i'm sure that won't be important

to remember shortly button jam

okay mud like we practiced

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this is not how we're going to win let

me go nice work on the talent

competition show him how it's done mr

mumbles

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hey

i can't believe it music makes my behave

i'm sure that won't be important to

remember shortly

button jam where are you

don't you see trevor i have the secret

to controlling maxum mutt look out super

pet owners you're about to get

and now for the second event the

grooming competition

let the grooving begin but don't forget

the judging

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oh man

okay maxum time for you to obey

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how's my winning taste like sandpaper on

my tongue and since sandpaper hurts i'm

assuming that means

no you're bad human flesh again

i'll just wait for his batteries to run

out see you in six more i control you no

more eating eric instead more eric

eating dog biscuits

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my voice

and now for the last event the walk in

the park obstacle course so scenic so

deadly

that was my line it was all worth it

it's an all-out race

where owners and super pets must survive

a forest of flaming acorns

across acid spurting fire hydrants avoid

biting robot dogs and navigate a stupid

scoop mine for you

first one across the finish wins

contestants on your mounds

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you and your hairy rat don't stand a

chance socks jabil we find rat very

offensive whatever the race begins in

five

four

three

two

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where are you

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stay out of the super pet show

hell needles dodging flame cords

preposterous

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mr mumbles is showing great balance in

the fire hiding zone

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let's never part again

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mr mumble's got the tail end of that

bite

come on mumbles

if you want that third addition to your

kitty palace you'll do this for me

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the remaining teams have entered the

last leg but will they survive the doggy

moms

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his pet this is an embarrassment

of riches what super pet skill i

i won

and the prize for best in show goes to

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not on your exquisite control over your

super pet average enjoy your all you can

spray flea spraying prize

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hey

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i've got my voice back so i can hum you

to calmness again um

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hey look at all the dog biscuits

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